GuzzleMuzzle - Upholding common sense since the 80's
12 years ago
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She enjoys portraying herself as a half-aware and dimwitted beast, drunken in the stupor of her own bodily composure.
I don't bite unless others bite. Then I CHOMP!!!
But in reality, it was only a monstrously soft chomp, because I love my food.
Also worth noting is that my food makes me very, very thirsty. So then, I proceed to drink of my food...
And my food is usually very productive, which only makes me drink it until it falls asleep...
Good Morning.
Bon appetit'
It's full of sexual innuendos...
Really? I didn't get it.... (yeah i'm socially awkward like that...-_-)
Same here, by far...
Funnily enough, one of the more hilarious parts for me, was when he reversed the directions.
He seemed to do that at ridiculously random moments...
Just to make sure people were really paying attention.
Exactly.