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Mean little goat | Registered: Aug 9, 2009 12:01
John is my name, the human artist who posts here in real life.
My fursona's name is Sammu Wamm.
Both entities exist as characters in my personal canon.
I will be acting in-character as Sam during conversation.
Unless your conversation is specifically about my art rather than the universe it depicts.
Then I'll post a speaker label like "John:" before my text to indicate I'm out-of-character during that moment.
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The Sammu fandom has grown so exponentially and I never expected that. It's now legitimately equal to my long running episodic novel series Albion. Between these 2 and whatever the Pow Qwester fandom is I'm getting quite the fanbase. Speaking of fanbase, 256K+ IP's is staggering. That's a quarter million people who are fans of me. Maybe having my own website is long long long overdue. At any rate it's safe to say that Sammu is officially a thing now. Maybe I should act like it more and start being a lot more productive. I've reinvented the Albion game and so far the card game is already running on the specs of Generation '19.0 but obviously everyone wants the real game. AT-BE (Albion: Turn-based Edition) will be a huge focus June forward. As for other projects they are still in the mix especially Sammu related projects. I haven't found the right forte yet in terms of that so I don't know where to spend the energy thus far. At any rate the time is bannow and I'm going to focus on being more productive and do less coasting.
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Goat herds often beat constrictor snakes to death when they attack one of the group. The snake can't outpace the goats and is easily chased down. Anaconda that have recently eaten a goat are often found to have broken bones and internal injuries from having to fight the goat herds.
The main killer of the bald eagle is not humans but goats. Normally they would grab baby goats from the cliff side to fall to their death but due to increased numbers of goats due to human intervention there's more likely to be an adult goat nearby that can swiftly break the wing of the eagle so it falls instead.
Rocky mountain goats chase cougars down the mountain side. The pace a cougar need to go outrun the goats exceeds the limits of its traction but not the goats'. The cougar has to run down the mountain side gathering speed due to gravity. When the floor levels out the sudden stop weakens their joints even if they land safely. Next time the cougar tries to catch a goat it can't mach their climbing ability and has to abandon their efforts.
So when people start saying how I'm a goat and should be a cowardly lunch for some creature they should bare this in mind. Wild goats are not like sheep or domesticated goats. They fight and they win.
My fursona's name is Sammu Wamm.
Both entities exist as characters in my personal canon.
I will be acting in-character as Sam during conversation.
Unless your conversation is specifically about my art rather than the universe it depicts.
Then I'll post a speaker label like "John:" before my text to indicate I'm out-of-character during that moment.


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The Sammu fandom has grown so exponentially and I never expected that. It's now legitimately equal to my long running episodic novel series Albion. Between these 2 and whatever the Pow Qwester fandom is I'm getting quite the fanbase. Speaking of fanbase, 256K+ IP's is staggering. That's a quarter million people who are fans of me. Maybe having my own website is long long long overdue. At any rate it's safe to say that Sammu is officially a thing now. Maybe I should act like it more and start being a lot more productive. I've reinvented the Albion game and so far the card game is already running on the specs of Generation '19.0 but obviously everyone wants the real game. AT-BE (Albion: Turn-based Edition) will be a huge focus June forward. As for other projects they are still in the mix especially Sammu related projects. I haven't found the right forte yet in terms of that so I don't know where to spend the energy thus far. At any rate the time is bannow and I'm going to focus on being more productive and do less coasting.
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Goat herds often beat constrictor snakes to death when they attack one of the group. The snake can't outpace the goats and is easily chased down. Anaconda that have recently eaten a goat are often found to have broken bones and internal injuries from having to fight the goat herds.
The main killer of the bald eagle is not humans but goats. Normally they would grab baby goats from the cliff side to fall to their death but due to increased numbers of goats due to human intervention there's more likely to be an adult goat nearby that can swiftly break the wing of the eagle so it falls instead.
Rocky mountain goats chase cougars down the mountain side. The pace a cougar need to go outrun the goats exceeds the limits of its traction but not the goats'. The cougar has to run down the mountain side gathering speed due to gravity. When the floor levels out the sudden stop weakens their joints even if they land safely. Next time the cougar tries to catch a goat it can't mach their climbing ability and has to abandon their efforts.
So when people start saying how I'm a goat and should be a cowardly lunch for some creature they should bare this in mind. Wild goats are not like sheep or domesticated goats. They fight and they win.
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AI generated furries
6 years ago
So a friend of mine called Tetsujinshi has this charbot they built themselves called DarioSwiss which has been tormenting people around AskReddit and TwitchTV.
Their latest scheme is to use the software to data-mine stories on FurAffinity and create its own proceedurally generated stories based on the input.
So far these kinds of AI written stories have been hilariously bad at best but Dario is a chat bot not the kind of software used for these things and it also has a nasty habiit or reiterating what it read.
it also talks in a non-sensical and (considering its already abundant experience with the kind of people who chat online) often adult manner using innuendos a plenty.
not sure if anyone would be interested in that but i said i'd add a link in my profile when they get it up and running.
so far it seems to have a nasty habit of using people's oc's off the cuff and tends to say some rather offensive things mostly directed towards furries, fur affinity and the fur affinity staff.
with a few tweaks it might be salvageable but it's beginning to make me question the kinds of things that are said on this website.
Their latest scheme is to use the software to data-mine stories on FurAffinity and create its own proceedurally generated stories based on the input.
So far these kinds of AI written stories have been hilariously bad at best but Dario is a chat bot not the kind of software used for these things and it also has a nasty habiit or reiterating what it read.
it also talks in a non-sensical and (considering its already abundant experience with the kind of people who chat online) often adult manner using innuendos a plenty.
not sure if anyone would be interested in that but i said i'd add a link in my profile when they get it up and running.
so far it seems to have a nasty habit of using people's oc's off the cuff and tends to say some rather offensive things mostly directed towards furries, fur affinity and the fur affinity staff.
with a few tweaks it might be salvageable but it's beginning to make me question the kinds of things that are said on this website.
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Canadian Takin
Favorite Music
Literally any music genre
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Not that choosy
Favorite Games
Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim
Favorite Gaming Platforms
Playstation 1/2/3/4
Favorite Animals
Goats but I'm fine with other ungulates too
Favorite Site
The Empire (it's a community of inter-connected websites)
Favorite Foods & Drinks
pizza, pasta, put in the bag, deliver it to my apartment block and charge my boyfriend's pet chicken, non-alcoholic cider and pork sausage with sauce.
Favorite Quote
"Hello, friend."
Favorite Artists
I don't do favorites
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