So, this is more or less what I saw in a dream. And I decided it to write it down as a video game idea: “Shark Slapper Shanna”

Shanna was your average surfer chick until a shark bit her left arm clean off. Her right arm became stronger to compensate and she can let loose a mean slap. Since then, she’s had a grudge against all of shark-kind. Shanna, with a bit of convincing and technological help from a friend, became a lifeguard.

With her jet-powered surfboard she patrols the beaches, keeping swimmers safe, especially from sharks.

In recent years, the sharks have collectively become upset at their reputation as man-eaters. However, rather than actually changing their diet, they’ve all gotten breast implants to become more attractive. They are not very bright. It also seems they’ve become better organized and are attacking beaches in waves(not the usual kind). How strange.