It's just one page in the States? The UK Census is worse than filling out a job application.

It's like half a page. ;) I guess it's cause we're just one country. :-O

And they know Americans are lazy bastards. ;D

We deserve to be, thank you very much! ;)

Failing economy...In debt with most countries of the world...Political failures...Health-care = non-existent...Shrinking middle class, growing low class...Fewer and fewer people own more and more of your nations wealth...

YEAH, I guess you could say you deserve to be. *LOLOLWUT!?*

I cannot tell if you're attempting to be witty or knowledgeable in response to my joke of a comment. I typically take shit talking in stride cause everyone does it but I'm starting to sense this to be a bit derogatory.

Last I checked, you're not an American so as a person from the outside looking in, try not generalising or acting to know what it's like. :)

Also, no country is perfect so try not calling the kettle black either. Thanks!

Bah, I go to school in the United States. :P There's few good schools in Australia that have what I wanted.

However, now that I'm here...I'm questioning if it's really what I want to do, ha.

Take your pinko commie can-eating ass back to Australia if you dont like it, Mr. kangaroo fucker!!!

USA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

I'm sensing some hostility...

Can we at least ask the Census taker if THEY'RE an illegal alien?

Lol, i did census enumerator work (about 2 weeks ago now), and yah, that seems about par for the course O_o

At my shop we had a female customer with a giant chin. I was wondering if she was, in fact, born a man.

Numbers 2, 4, 5, and 6 all rolled into one sounds like one of my classmates. A crotchety old man who claims to have been doing what the class covers for the military for years, yet constantly has to ask what's going on, or gets things wrong. He still assumes he knows more than the teacher, so if he's not arguing, he'll nod and go, "Yeah, that's right, [repeats teacher]."

I try not to ask his opinion any more than necessary, but I'm sure he'd flip out on the matter of illegal immigration like he does just about everything else...

Ugh, I hate those people XC

All they need to know is how many people live in the household. What's this shit? >:l

Hrrrm many of these questions didn't end up on the census my household received actually.

I think there are several different forms going around.

That'd make sense but if you wanted accuracy wouldn't you ask the same thing of everyone? O_o

Don't ask me, I'm just a grunt XD Don't try to apply logic to the census, there isn't any!

That's the one I got, though.

Wanna trade!? :D

There's always multiple versions of the census. Most folks get a simple form asking basic data, others a more complex one so they can check important demographics like age, income, & racial distribution.

There was only one reason for the census though, and people fail to pay attention to all this useless crap we're giving away. I don't feel safe anymore.

Here's your tinfoil.

Aaand this is going to Pee Wee.

Enumerator is a great word. Actually, censor is too.

Eugh, I totally filled ours out wrong, I think. On the question where it asks if the person is of Spanish/Latin/Hispanic background, I checked yes. I've no idea if Portuguese actually counts for that. D:

Don't worry, no one knows how to fill this form out.

Good. I'm not alone in my ignorance, at least.

If #3 gets lost trying to find my house out near the entrance to nowhere, does that all get added to his mileage amount as well?

Yep!

I'm so glad I'm doing my part to help the economy c:

12) Fatty fetishist who spent entire instruction session doodling on government property and doesn't realize why he can't get a job doing anything else.

:C

I kid. I lub you!

C:

If the government here wanted a census they'd just print out the database they have over our ID numbers and relevant info. The only down side is the lack of info on how many are Hispanic or not.

That and the black vans, gotta stay away from those.

Hello fellow enumerator.

Brother!