
A New Porn Cliche Approaches!
You've seen the plumber, the pizza delivery boy, the census taker, and the drifter, but now...
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Fucked if tech support actually does that...it's porn D:
Commission for
tinyfawks for Fennec Friday, and I already apologize if A. this image looks scrunched, and B. he looks like a mormon. I was going for "Geek Squad", but it kind of looks like "Sexy Mormon" to me...
Art's mine, character is
tinyfawks
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Fucked if tech support actually does that...it's porn D:
Commission for

Art's mine, character is

Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
Size 1000 x 1200px
File Size 330.9 kB
Sir, I'm here to help mount your solid-state drive... we need a quick firmware flash... let me just unzip this... no floppies here!... I'll insert my thumb drive... it's plug-and-play... hello, miss - why yes, it is a universal adapter... let's fiddle with a CLI... I can finger like a superuser... oh, and everyone could use more RAM...
Happy to help! But, uh - don't forget to schedule virus checks.
Happy to help! But, uh - don't forget to schedule virus checks.
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There is no pin on the tie, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No long sleeve shirts are allowed--use only official branded jackets as authorized by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No belt, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No white undershirt, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
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help me
But no seriously, neat stuff.
I actually did this for that company for a while. So many cougars.
And I don't mean mountain lions.
Ties that are not clip-on are not authorized by the Ministry of Propoganda.
There is no pin on the tie, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No long sleeve shirts are allowed--use only official branded jackets as authorized by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No belt, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
No white undershirt, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
This agent is not displaying a badge, as required by the Ministry of Propoganda.
help me
But no seriously, neat stuff.
I actually did this for that company for a while. So many cougars.
And I don't mean mountain lions.
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