...too full of farts.

How bout you?

UPDATE SATURDAY 15th: BIG CHANGE <3 Pup now happily named Dakota, and she has a new home on five acres in the country with a new loving family

UPDATE SATURDAY 15th: Seems nobody can take her :/ she'll probably end up at the pound. best of luck to the pup.


I'm posting this on behalf of someone else, a pup who needs a home urgently.

short story:
"my coworker and friend rescued a doggie"

"she has been keeping the doggie at her dads house and her dads landlord says they cant keep her so if she cant find a new home by the end of the week it sounds like her dad is going to abandon the dog."

not acceptable. pup needs a forever home urgently! She is located in Michigan. Her name is Spanky, and she's barely a year old. she was abused, and her front top front teeth were knocked out. If anything, she needs your love. She is a sweet and loving dog.

please email (email ramoved)

pictures of the pretty girl:

[img]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b.....c488.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b.....2612.jpg[/img]

I repeat, urgent, email (email removed)

even if you personally can't take her, please spread the message. posted june 12th 2013.

but chose to erase. sry.

job inteview next week. wish me luck e_e

Just wondering.... what is the dumbest, alternatively the strangest or most unbelievable reason you've ever heard to call in sick for work?

I used to work in a repair shop, and they took on a new guy. I spent 1-2 weeks teaching him how to repair cameras. He was a very anxious man who stressed easily, and called in sick often.

My favourite reason?


"I can't come to work today because I had a bad dream."


Not. Kidding.



The other example... possibly the worst excuse EVER to not turn up for work is from somebody else, but... it's completely mental.



"I was going to work, but then the train I was on made a sudden stop, causing my lungs to fill up with asbestos and I had to go home."

I BROKE ALL MY PANTS AT THE CROTCH LIKE A BAWS.

I aquired new pants.

*pants around*

They do not yet know of their fate.

.. yeah much less haet than expected. I finally got the courage to read all my notes.

I mean I know I effed up, and all things considering, I was expecting more raeg. I do appreciate the lack of it, but maintain my full intentions of completing what I signed up to do. Your patience is... no less than fucking fantastic.

Loves.

been afk for forevers... no good reason really. no proper legit one. I have reasons, but no proper ones.

all I can do is feel guilty and publicly apologize for fucking up.


I am, truly, fully, sorry.

And I will check my notes, i'm just still too scared.

But I will, and I will redeem all.

Roomie was picking up my dog from doggie daycare lady, and when getting on the train home she wasn't paying attention to what my dawgie was doing.

Mr Pup walked straight up to some girl and put both his paws on her ass.

PAT PAT.

What you do when you feel lonely in a poo way?

Yeah so. recently been responding to a bunch of notes that I've been scared of reading due to my long absence combined with stuff I promised to do. Some fear in reading those. but yeah, dealing, fixing, responding, trying to make up for effing up and not doing what i promised. I will tho.

promise gotta be worth something.

WHEEEEHOOOO

With all things considered, still might not get much done tis weekend.

 mondegreen in da haus.

plus promise of online game to a certain b-day boy [not monde].

I dreamt I was in an FPS.

I had a health bar.

First of all, i want to apologize to everyone who already paid but have yet to receive anything. I am very sorry.

I owe you all an extra full colour image, but If you want your money back, i'll try to accommodate that. These are the options... please email, most of my shit is out of order atm.

But yeah,i'm offering everyone who already paid an extra image. I've been all... bastardy not logging in or even replying.




There's been hard work, a buttload of drama and... general crap. And yeah i did get a job, but it eats time and my contract keeps changing every other damn month. so.. good n bad. magic combo :3


also mondegreen seems to be popping in thursday. i suggested a drinking challenge. I'll let you know who wins.

I have spent the past week and a half sick with a cold, followed by a case of strep the second the cold started getting better. I apologize for all delays and ask for some patience, and I'm getting back to my commissions as soon as possible.

Sorry :c

CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS I believe

LIST LIST

COMMISSIONS USUALLY GET DONE IN THE ORDER I GET PAID (unless verifying the sketch or finished image take enough time to allow me to finish something else in between)

QUEUE THING:

CURRENT:  maxcoyote 2X (or more O.o) - 1 bust, 2 full body done, uploaded, 1 more up for doings -

 dingobones - DONE
 sokrates -DONE
 aurea -DONE
 fullmoonpsycho -DONE
 shout -DONE

 TigerClaw_WI 1 DONE

 fullmoonpsycho another one I didn't list D:

 toonfx x1 char
 sokrates 2 char
 kousetsufox

LIST LIST

COMMISSIONS USUALLY GET DONE IN THE ORDER I GET PAID (unless verifying the sketch or finished image take enough time to allow me to finish something else in between)

QUEUE THING:

CURRENT:  maxcoyote 2X (or more O.o) - 1 bust, 2 full body done, uploaded, 1 more up for doings -

 dingobones - DONE
 sokrates -DONE
 aurea -DONE
 fullmoonpsycho -DONE
 shout -DONE

 TigerClaw_WI x2 chars
 toonfx x1 char

EDIT: Please do tag your paypal transfer with your nick. Makes everything progress faster :3

I will be reopening for commissions eventhough the current batch is not yet finished - since I will be having more time on my hands than is desired. It's not looking too good at work so I am quite honestly still evry uncertain whether I will have a job to go to after July. In short, GIVE ME WORK. Swamp me. I am your art whore. Of course I will be applying like mad, but in the meanwhile, my main priority is paying my bills :|

color stuff
Icon $7
Bust $10
Mid thigh $30
Full Body $35
2 char $50


"bw" (I usually can't help smacking on some random coloration)
full body ink $20
sketch $10

misc
some TLC $0


COMMISSIONS USUALLY GET DONE IN THE ORDER I GET PAID (unless verifying the sketch or finished image take enough time to allow me to finish something else in between)
QUEUE THING:

CURRENT:  maxcoyote 2X (or more O.o) - 1 bust, one full body done, uploaded, 2 more up for doings - 1 sketch awaiting approval/review

 rodifex - finished, uploading soon
 kobrinx - finished, uploading soon

CURRENT:  princessrei - made a mockup, awaiting review

CURRENT  dingobones sketching
 sokrates



NOTE ME INFOZ. pay via paypal. it is love.

compy has been broken down but is now fixed, work has resumed.


COMMISHES NOW TEMPORARILY CLOSED. need to work off the current work load before i pick up again mhm.

it's the "get Arr from Sweden to Germany for her first real vacation in two or three years" fund <3

color stuff
Bust $10
Mid thigh $30
Full Body $35
2 char $50

"bw" (I usually can't help smacking on some random coloration)
full body ink $20
sketch $10

misc
some love $0


keep in mind this is not a pron account. drawing some knockers be fine but not flat out pornographic materials plz. pinups are fine
tho. LOVE PLZ ;__;


edit:addon here, commissions usually get done in whichever order I get paid.

current amount of commishes: 11... or 12.


#1  shaytalis - Done, 2X full body colour uploaded.
#2  fivel - Done, 1X full body colour uploaded.
#3  thebravelittle - Done, 1X full body colour uploaded, 2X sketches uploaded.
#4  redpandacase - Done 1X full body colour uploaded.
#6  motomutt - Done, 1x bust uploaded.

CURRENT #5  soulscape SKETCHED 2/7, revising sketch



#7/8 : max/hallogreen

....I will find the mojo and energy to draw something again.

INSPIRE ME.

do it now.







plz ;__;

is my bday and I was too lazy to tell anyone.


GIVE ME LOVE, INTERNET.


<3

>>>>>>>>BATCH DUUUUN go me.






NEW BATCH
PROGRESS

4x $10 busts -- 4 claimed (closed)
 quaylak -paid - DONE.
 BaronVonFail - DONE.
 Joel_Fox -DONE.
 Fullmoonpsycho-DONE.

all busts will be uploaded in a bittie.



1x $35 char - CLAIMED. (closed)
 orange04 - DONE, UPLOAD LATUR!



and free love. - some love has been claimed!
love claimed by

 BaronVonFail 1x Love <3
 Joel_Fox 1x Love <3
 Fullmoonpsycho 1x Love <3

...reduced to drinking sherry.



Is this acceptable?

how does one regain drawing zen? Mine seems to have gone missing.