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Drunk Writer | Registered: Jan 11, 2011 04:39
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Jay S. Desk / 26 / March 27 / Mostly Straight / Writer / *Insert overgeneralizing descriptor here* / sarcastic
Hello! My internet pseudonym is Jay S Desk so please feel free to refer to me as "Jay", "S", "Desk", or "that one guy with the stupid name"; any are fine! And no, I do not speak Spanish very well, my username is just a silly thing I came up with on a whim (much like my alias).
I don't do a lot of the stuff other furries do, like fursuit or purr or anything like that but I do write about them a lot in various fictional contexts. I also doodle stuff sometimes too but it's not very good.
Here's what I write about!
Pregnancy (very much so)
Impregnation (also a lot)
Birth (occasionally)
Straight Sex (almost exclusively)
Transformation (TF)
Transgender (TG)
Feral on Anthro Sex (occasionally)
Unbirth (occasionally)
Lactation (comes with the pregnancy)
and probably more, all with a side of lame humor!
However, I do not write about:
Scat (very no)
Watersports (almost always no)
Most Vore (definitely not hard vore)
Gore (in sex)
Excessive Fluids (if they can drown in it, it's too much)
Inflation not caused by (or resulting in) pregnancy (ie. Water/air inflation)
MLP
"Extreme" Hyper (It depends)
Torture (sex is 'sposed to be fun, yo)
Anything not in the list is open to debate. Basically anything I write about is something I like and would be willing to write about again.
And here's some frequently asked questions (as in, i frequently imagine people asking me these questions):
Do I do collaborations? I don't know - You can always contact me and ask if you'd like to write something with me or if you have something you've done that needs a bit of a write up, I'm always up to check it out.
Do I take Requests? No, but feel free to try and inspire me with ideas and if for some reason I feel obligated to write about it, you will be properly referenced.
Do I do Trades? I don't think so (but you can ask), I'm kind of the casual scum of writing.
Do I do Commissions? Probably not but you can always ask.
Do I Draw Anything? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - no.
Do I Accept Fan-Stuff? If for some reason you are ever inspired to draw something from one of my stories, all I ask is for an acknowledgement and a link to said stuff (so I can love you forever) so I can see it too!
If you'd like to contact me about anything, just do so via FurAffinity's messaging system.
Anyways, I love any support or advice you all offer and I really hope all of you enjoy my stories as much as I do!
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Comments Made: 999
Journals: 56
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Birthday Month (March)
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No Character Species
Confused Human
Favorite Music
Grunge, metal, cowpunk, alternative, that music where you can't understand what they're saying but it sounds good so you listen anyway
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Yellow Submarine, Monty Python atqfthg, zootopia
Favorite Games
FTL, Dark Souls
Favorite Gaming Platforms
Steam
Favorite Animals
Bat / Hyena / Sabertooth
Favorite Site
YouTube
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Mexican
Favorite Quote
Praise the Sun!
Favorite Artists
Gorillaz
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