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~dysfurria
Wearily you stumble into a large chamber. It's dark, damp, and ominously quiet; all of its features seem to blur into an amorphous hazy jelly that seemingly twists and contorts through the faint shine of your torch. BANG. A foreboding pang weighs heavily in your stomach as the only exit seals itself behind you, trapping you with whatever nefarious beast lurks within. A dramatic orchestral theme roars to life, coupled with the dread-filled voices of a raucus chorus that sets the tone for what is to come. Shifting your straining darting eyes forward, they become locked to the growing black blob drooping from the high ceiling, growing larger and larger as it drools lower and lower to the ground. THWACK. The entrance of the beast is punctuated by a violent rumble that shakes the entire room. An impossibly large health bar scrawls across the bottom of the screen, indicating the hopeless boss fight about to commence as the creature forms into a menacing feral draconic shape: CEASELESS DISCHARGE has awoken, and boy oh boy ARE YOU IN FOR A BAPPIN
BOSS INFO
The most ferocious, viciously viscous, and most mischievous watermelon-flavored jiggle lizard of them all
Other known aliases: Kairat, Kakacarrot Cake, "The Clean Floor Ender", Gaping Dragon, Slime Shady
Most common form: feral goo dragon symbiote-thing (also available in Dog flavor, get it while supplies last!)
Gender: nonbinary (they/them only)
Sexuality: you (pansexy)
Height: big
Weight: big (lil chubby)
Relationship status: free to a good home
MOVE SET:
Barrage of Baps, Fur Mucker Upper, writhing tentacles, corruptive hedonism (transformation), possession, sounding, and dronification
WEAKNESSES:
chubby bear types, dominant cocky charming types, pup play, sounding, and a whole SLEW of embarrassing things you'll just have to find out for yourself
Slime trails branching from outside the chamber will lead you to also finding me here:
Twitter @ goo_drag, Discord @ Kairat#0070, and/or maybe even Telegram @ goodragon
(WARNING: has eaten enough French people to be sort of not really conversational in « omelette du fromage »)
Alternatively can be found frequently stuck to:
Cons Slimed:
MFF 2018
AC 2019
FC 2020
MFF 2021
Cons Yet to be Slimed:
TBD
Awaiting Art From:
blurthefur / voredom - Paid Aug 25th, 2021, no communication from him since
xiiLeoiix - Paid April 16th, 2022, still waiting on first sketch
Icon by Rindeadsong
Stats
Comments Earned: 454
Comments Made: 935
Journals: 10
Comments Made: 935
Journals: 10
Featured Journal
Come On In to Kairat's Cave (+18)
6 years ago
A Little Rundown of the Slimy Chasm I Call Home:
The cave is a space for anyone masochistic enough to want to be subjected to Many (at least 12) Yips, Yaps, and Baps from a certain melty monstrosity and the other subjects, while occasionally getting slipped an eggie or two
The Server has Text Channels for:
• General chatting (main-chamber)
• Art (art-pit)
• NSFW knotties (the-basement)
As well as Voice Channels for:
• General chatting (General)
• Listening to music (The Vibing Corner)
The Rules:
1. No being edgy
2. No spam of any kind
3. No advertising
4. Keep the NSFW stuff in the-basement
5. Know how to take a joke
The cave is a space for anyone masochistic enough to want to be subjected to Many (at least 12) Yips, Yaps, and Baps from a certain melty monstrosity and the other subjects, while occasionally getting slipped an eggie or two
The Server has Text Channels for:
• General chatting (main-chamber)
• Art (art-pit)
• NSFW knotties (the-basement)
As well as Voice Channels for:
• General chatting (General)
• Listening to music (The Vibing Corner)
The Rules:
1. No being edgy
2. No spam of any kind
3. No advertising
4. Keep the NSFW stuff in the-basement
5. Know how to take a joke
So if anyone wants to join, slime right in~
>> https://discord.gg/QdbGhN6 <<
Alternatively, if anyone has any good +18 Discord servers with room big enough for a drippy jiggle lizard like me, note me a link so I can goop the place up ùwú
User Profile
Accepting Trades
No Accepting Commissions
No Character Species
goo dragon
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PC, Xboner
Favorite Animals
bat, hoss, drone
Favorite Site
YouTube
Favorite Foods & Drinks
u probably
Favorite Quote
"CALL FOR SOME BLISS CAUSE I FIST TO THA WRIST" - unknown
Contact Information
Rest well, my goobie; may we meet in the clouds some day.
.... i hope you're in a better place now.... rest in peace my love...
Aaron8181