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Your name is STORMI BROKER.

You are a TEAL blood. You enjoy MONEY and CONTRACTS often tricking unsuspecting trolls into a DEAL which can not be VOIDED except in the event of DEATH or you making it null and void. You seem to constantly be SAD and you seek AMUSEMENT to fill that hole you feel DAILY you go through many trolls in your SEARCH because you QUICKLY become bored of them. You are surprisingly EMOTIONAL and tend to go through VIOLENT sudden shifts in MOOD such as when you are CHEATED out of PAYMENT. Your strife specibus is Penkind, It may seem like an ORDINARY writing utensil but it is the item of choice to another trolls ETERNAL DEMISE by your hand. You do enjoy the finer things in your LIFE and you have numerous GOALS and DREAMS which you will make true someday even if it KILLS you though you pray that such an occurrence does not HAPPEN for a LONG time. Despite your STRICT and NARROW view of the world around you as a new means of procuring more MONEY you do deeply CHERISH the few trolls that stick with you through it all.

Your Handle is ardentStorm and you speak in a manner that is lifeless... and slow... using many metaphors and sayings...

So what will you do?

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Your name is DARK-KING

Your ways of living tend to be MOST HORRIBLE and often spent in a gleeful daze under the watchful eyes of YOUR LEADERS who you simply call the MESSIAHS or RINGLEADERS. you dont really care about what others say ABOUT YOU SINCE MOST END UP DEAD ANYWAYS. you enjoy PAINTING, TELLING VERY QUESTIONABLE JOKES, AND SLAUGHTERING LOWER BLOODS but hey you have to stay TRUE TO YOURSELF sometimes right? You often mock the low bloods with derogatory names since they are BELOW YOU BOTH FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY. Though when you aren't sitting on your throne BORED OR DOING ONE OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE activities, you are CHASING AFTER AN ANNOYANCE known as Highwayman. Really that Blue blooded motherfucker NEEDS TO LEARN NEVER INSULT YOUR BELIEFS in your presence or better yet NEVER AT ALL.

your descendant who you ALMOST NEVER KEEP AN EYE ON is pathetic and NOTHING LIKE WHAT A FUTURE SUBJUGGLATOR SHOULD BE. In your mind the little RUNT SHOULD BE CULLED but your Emperor WON'T ALLOW YOU TO MESS WITH THE YOUNG TROLL stating he is both your kin and one of the highbloods. SECRETLY YOU DO NOT COMPLETELY AGREE WITH HIS IDEALS but he is higher than you and he must be obeyed tho a little chaos wouldn't hurt now and then.

When you are in a good mood and feel like chatting you often find Patriarch who, though being a complete asshole and close minded royal, is the ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE. IF AND WHEN you decide to go online you go by comicallyCivil and you speak a manner That is polite yet insulting. you NEVER REALLY SETTLE on one color and tend to flip-flop between BLACK AND PURPLE though for some it helps determine what your mood is since most have seen that BLACK IS VERY BAD AND PURPLE IS FAIRLY GOOD AND KIND OF SAFE.


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