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Denver-Boulder/he-him/INFP/TMBG/aberrant vegetarian Allosaurus. Also a pangolin. Writes stories, usually with talking animal people.
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I'm 100% Furry! (probably so are you)
8 years ago
This has been going around...
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total:
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear (does my back count?)
[] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (who wouldn't this stop honestly?)
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total:
[] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total:
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total:
[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[] you really enjoy cuddling
[] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total:
[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total:
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[] you look for edible stuff often
Total:
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[]if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total:
Final total:
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm --% Furry"
So this is garbage. Like, not even worthy to be an internet quiz. "You look for edible stuff often?" Literally every human ever has looked for edible stuff often. That has nothing to do with being a furry. "You enjoy scaring birds?" This question might help determine if you're a sociopath who is cruel to animals, but again, has nothing whatsoever to do with being a furry.
"You like to eat grass."
Really.
Actually, this is another "check the box if you are a human" question because the majority of all calories that humans eat comes from three species of grass--rice, corn and wheat. So, yeah, I do like to eat grass, or part of it anyway... this makes me a furry?
What most of these questions are really asking is not "How much of a furry are you?" but "Do you try to act like an animal in real life?" The two are not the same. For an actual internet quiz of your furryness, I suggest something like the following:
[ ] The aesthetic of an animal with human characteristics or a human with animal characteristics appeals to me.
[ ] I enjoy stories with anthropomorphic characters, whether in movies, books, comics, or other media.
[ ] In stories with anthropomorphic characters, I tend to identify more easily with the anthropomorphic characters than with human characters in the same story.
[ ] I often daydream about anthropomorphic creatures or characters.
[ ] I sometimes wish anthropomorphic creatures existed in real life.
[ ] I wish I could be an anthropomorphic creature in real life.
[ ] I enjoy looking at furry art.
[ ] I have drawn, written or produced creative work that could be considered "furry."
[ ] I have an account on a furry website like Furaffinity, sofurry, weasyl, etc.
[ ] I have paid for furry art, whether a commission, print, magazine, book, etc.
[ ] I have attended a furry meetup or convention, or I would like to.
[ ] The furry community is important to me.
[ ] I own or have worn a partial or full fursuit, or I would like to.
[ ] I don't aspire to wear or own a fursuit, but I appreciate those who do!
[ ] I have a fursona, or furry identity I use online/in the fandom that is different from my legal name/identity.
If you want to add up a total and compare it to others you can, but checking any of the above boxes qualifies you as 100% furry if the following is also true:
[ ] I self-identify as a furry.
Pass THAT around and post if on your wall! Feel free to suggest questions I may have forgotten. :D
[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total:
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear (does my back count?)
[] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (who wouldn't this stop honestly?)
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total:
[] you sleep a lot during daytime
[ ] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total:
[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total:
[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[] you really enjoy cuddling
[] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[ ] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total:
[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total:
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[] you look for edible stuff often
Total:
[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[]if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total:
Final total:
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm --% Furry"
So this is garbage. Like, not even worthy to be an internet quiz. "You look for edible stuff often?" Literally every human ever has looked for edible stuff often. That has nothing to do with being a furry. "You enjoy scaring birds?" This question might help determine if you're a sociopath who is cruel to animals, but again, has nothing whatsoever to do with being a furry.
"You like to eat grass."
Really.
Actually, this is another "check the box if you are a human" question because the majority of all calories that humans eat comes from three species of grass--rice, corn and wheat. So, yeah, I do like to eat grass, or part of it anyway... this makes me a furry?
What most of these questions are really asking is not "How much of a furry are you?" but "Do you try to act like an animal in real life?" The two are not the same. For an actual internet quiz of your furryness, I suggest something like the following:
[ ] The aesthetic of an animal with human characteristics or a human with animal characteristics appeals to me.
[ ] I enjoy stories with anthropomorphic characters, whether in movies, books, comics, or other media.
[ ] In stories with anthropomorphic characters, I tend to identify more easily with the anthropomorphic characters than with human characters in the same story.
[ ] I often daydream about anthropomorphic creatures or characters.
[ ] I sometimes wish anthropomorphic creatures existed in real life.
[ ] I wish I could be an anthropomorphic creature in real life.
[ ] I enjoy looking at furry art.
[ ] I have drawn, written or produced creative work that could be considered "furry."
[ ] I have an account on a furry website like Furaffinity, sofurry, weasyl, etc.
[ ] I have paid for furry art, whether a commission, print, magazine, book, etc.
[ ] I have attended a furry meetup or convention, or I would like to.
[ ] The furry community is important to me.
[ ] I own or have worn a partial or full fursuit, or I would like to.
[ ] I don't aspire to wear or own a fursuit, but I appreciate those who do!
[ ] I have a fursona, or furry identity I use online/in the fandom that is different from my legal name/identity.
If you want to add up a total and compare it to others you can, but checking any of the above boxes qualifies you as 100% furry if the following is also true:
[ ] I self-identify as a furry.
Pass THAT around and post if on your wall! Feel free to suggest questions I may have forgotten. :D
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