Things have pretty much stabilized in my life for the time being, so I'm bored enough to reopen these on the off-chance anyone wants one. I will be doing what I mentioned last time, though, which is greatly restricting what I'm willing to write. I'm also putting up that figurative "this may take several [weeks] to finish" sign, raising my price, and using CashApp for any transactions instead of Paypal.

However, I will be opening the door for some very basic art as well! So, here's the details...

- Everything MUST include Hyper, regardless of whether it's a request or a commission. This isn't restricted to genitalia, either. Whatever the focal point of your story is, there has to be some Hyper up in there.
- No gas, underarm, amputee, gore, non-oral vore, or macro stuff of any kind. Micro is fine. SFW is also good as long as it fulfills the Hyper requirement.
- I reserve the right to decline any and all requests and services, including story changes and picture edits. I likely won't do this, especially for commissions, but if midway through the process you suddenly go "make sure they start spewing ____ out of their ____" I might be like "nah."
- Be patient! I'm not promising any quick turnarounds. If it happens it happens, if it doesn't it doesn't. I won't keep you waiting for months or years, though. Unless for some godforsaken reason I have a queue. Can you imagine this page with a queue? I can't. Ridiculous. If for whatever reason you see a queue for requests or commissions on my page for any reason, run as fast as you can and unwatch my page (preferably before you start running). Things are probably approaching a meltdown, and I don't just mean me, I mean all of reality.

For REQUESTS:
- Story requests must be short. Shorter than before. The maximum you should be aiming for is what would result in <1000 words. Consider it a teaser, a quick outtake, or a fun blurb. No massive timelines with tons of plot points. You should also be okay with me experimenting with whatever details you didn't specify (writing style, font, setting, characters, etc).

- I will take art requests, but these will only be small, quick, and simple sketches. If I can't get it done within about 5-10 minutes of sitting down (I'm slow), it's probably too much for a request.

For COMMISSIONS:
- Story commissions now follow the same rules as everything else, but they're allowed to be much longer than a request. The price is a little higher than before, though: $12 per 750 words.
- The process is thus: We will converse until I have a good idea of what you want, then I'll write up an outline of the story and show it to you. This outline includes all of the major scenes planned, along with a price estimate. If you agree to the terms, then you must pay half of the cost upfront.
- I'll show you how the story is going at certain breakpoints. If you're dissatisfied with it, as long as I'm less than halfway through the story, I'll give you a portion of your money back (depending on how much has been done). If I'm over halfway through, we can probably still come to some agreement.

- Art commissions will only be black n' white line art and will follow the same rules as everything else. $20 per character, +$20 for a background. I think I'm improving, but don't expect high quality.
- I'll show you the initial sketch once I'm done with it. If you like what you see enough to pay me for it, then you will be needing to pay me for it at that point in time. If you're dissatisfied with the finished piece, we can talk about it.