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This is a group not just for artists, but for anyone who does not care if any of their artwork, commissions, photographs or journals are proliferated with creepy, lascivious comments from random strangers. We just don't care.
Examples of unacceptable creepy comments:
"Oh wow, you did a great job on that. Really hot."
"She's gorgeous @_@"
"That dick is awesome."
"Really hot character. Would love to chat sometime and get to know him better, if you're interested."
Examples of acceptable creepy comments:
"Oh murr, I would swirl my tongue in that cunt until she burst."
"I would love to have that big, drooling dick pressed up against my lips right now."
"What's your AIM? I would love to see how that character would handle my cock in her soft, squishy ass."
"Nice ass!!! Wouldn't mind getting to know it better; I would abuse it all night long and teach you to love it."
As well, pro tip #1: leave kinky comments if that kink isn't in the picture. Example:
"I would drink that dude's piss."
"Mmm, he looks so young!"
"Great job with the feet; I would let her grind my face in those sweaty soles for hours."
"I bet he would look good in a diaper."
"Can I draw you getting vored?"
Pro tip #2: the more descriptives that you use, the more creepy you become. Example:
"I love that dick." -->
"I love that big, fat dick." -->
"I love that big, sweaty, throbbing, fat cock."
Pro tip #3: talk about what you want to do with them. It makes an innocuous comment become creepy. Example:
"I love how you made that ass look so soft and squishy." -->
"I'd love to squish myself against that big, soft ass."
Pro tip #4 (some have disagreed with this one): anatomical terms are infinitely creepier than slang. Example:
"I love the way that you drew her pussy." -->
"I love the way that you drew her labia."
"I love the way that you drew his cock." -->
"I love the way that you drew his urethra."
Even though a couple of people have disagreed with this, everybody agrees that it's creepy no matter which term you use. So just use both, instead.
Pro tip #5: caps lock, exclamation point spam and onomatopoeiae are creepy as fuck. Example:
"Oh man, she's really hot." -->
"MURRRRR!!! OH MAN, SHE'S REALLY HOT!!!!!! MMMPH!!!"
This guarantees you to look like MasterFurryX.
Pro tip #6: if your comment is too long for twitter, it's too long to not be creepy. Long comments make you look way too invested.
Bonus tip: "hehehe" is innately creepy.
I would love to have that big, drooling dick pressed up against my lips right now. Golf Wang.
Examples of unacceptable creepy comments:
"Oh wow, you did a great job on that. Really hot."
"She's gorgeous @_@"
"That dick is awesome."
"Really hot character. Would love to chat sometime and get to know him better, if you're interested."
Examples of acceptable creepy comments:
"Oh murr, I would swirl my tongue in that cunt until she burst."
"I would love to have that big, drooling dick pressed up against my lips right now."
"What's your AIM? I would love to see how that character would handle my cock in her soft, squishy ass."
"Nice ass!!! Wouldn't mind getting to know it better; I would abuse it all night long and teach you to love it."
As well, pro tip #1: leave kinky comments if that kink isn't in the picture. Example:
"I would drink that dude's piss."
"Mmm, he looks so young!"
"Great job with the feet; I would let her grind my face in those sweaty soles for hours."
"I bet he would look good in a diaper."
"Can I draw you getting vored?"
Pro tip #2: the more descriptives that you use, the more creepy you become. Example:
"I love that dick." -->
"I love that big, fat dick." -->
"I love that big, sweaty, throbbing, fat cock."
Pro tip #3: talk about what you want to do with them. It makes an innocuous comment become creepy. Example:
"I love how you made that ass look so soft and squishy." -->
"I'd love to squish myself against that big, soft ass."
Pro tip #4 (some have disagreed with this one): anatomical terms are infinitely creepier than slang. Example:
"I love the way that you drew her pussy." -->
"I love the way that you drew her labia."
"I love the way that you drew his cock." -->
"I love the way that you drew his urethra."
Even though a couple of people have disagreed with this, everybody agrees that it's creepy no matter which term you use. So just use both, instead.
Pro tip #5: caps lock, exclamation point spam and onomatopoeiae are creepy as fuck. Example:
"Oh man, she's really hot." -->
"MURRRRR!!! OH MAN, SHE'S REALLY HOT!!!!!! MMMPH!!!"
This guarantees you to look like MasterFurryX.
Pro tip #6: if your comment is too long for twitter, it's too long to not be creepy. Long comments make you look way too invested.
Bonus tip: "hehehe" is innately creepy.
I would love to have that big, drooling dick pressed up against my lips right now. Golf Wang.
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