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What kind of chair breaks after 85 wings, my lawyer will be hearing about this
Drip, "art" © herro
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Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Jackal
Gender Female
Size 1200 x 850px
Yeah dat booty is a national landmark! *shovels the remaining wings into her sexy maw*
Oooo, exposing a bit down below!! This has be mature!!! I'm reporting youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! :Uuuuu
Oh? I guess you must have managed it before then, double the wings!
goddess i missed you <333333333333333333333333333333333333333 <333 awwwwww use me
Well, SOMEONE has to volunteer to be the replacement chair. Might as well be moi.
Note to self, buy a custom chair for Herro. Maybe with a massage bed for her feet.
The chair saved people form hero's wing fart...bt not her flaming hot wing breath. RIP audience
Sue them for the whole business! Then you'll have an endless supply of hot wings owo
(*sigh* i blame myself for acquiring an eating disorder F|)
Did you chug a potion that redistributed your weight gain to your height? x3
Yush, should be gaining width there, make that jackal booty nice and wide, as wide as a triple seat couch ;P
I volunteer to be her chair! I can be much, much sturdier! And more versatile.
That chair went to Heaven with all your old couches a crate and that one bean bag chair
Tem am lawyer (Went to Cool Leg for Law)
Tem says "if the client does no have chair den the restaurant is forced to provide one"
Tem says "if the client does no have chair den the restaurant is forced to provide one"
hoi tem! Thank you so much, I'm glad to see your degree is paying off!
*stares while getting a nosebleed from such beauty*
Belly, feet, and boobs. My weakness
Belly, feet, and boobs. My weakness
Yah fuck it..... still looking goid thou...btw what were u doing before that happen
You were sitting on its face for so long, it must've gotten tired!
Part of me would volunteer for that, but I'd make a better paw rest.
It must have been a fake chair, like those in movies, that would explain it!
I swear I run into so many fake chairs and couches and toilets these days
It's okay; next year bring a stone block to sit on.
Pfff im not even one for weight gain stuff, but herro honey, youre freaking adorable *hugs the chub*
Is your art collection thing completely downloadable or is it like a package that's sent to your house?
I swear #5 had balloons stuffed in his pants to make himself lighter so his chair wouldn't break! These games are fixed!
But ya still win in the end~
But ya still win in the end~
You can't spell "defeat" without "eat"
Unless it's de feet~
Unless it's de feet~
Actually you lost, which means you have to clean up ALLLL the leftover wings. *snickers*
Yeah, they're supposed to be rated at at least 90!
That seems like... probably not the safest hiding place for you XD
The same chair you used during the last contest? XD
*looks at chair pieces to check for sabotage* Betcha they wanted a chance hun. You ARE kinda the reigning champ
Don't look at me, I just cook the food. *throws chair pull at contestant #4* Oh...look at that, metal chair..and he just fell out..would be a shame if you totally got back into competition *tilts ears* Yep, he asked you to take his place
THE PROBLEM IS YOU ACTUALLY EAT THE WINGS
you'll notice that first place is some anorexic fuckass
you'll notice that first place is some anorexic fuckass
*laughs* And... everyone is too busy staring at one of many beautiful bits of her to notice. Yup. Those soles.... <3 Absolutely stunning.
-You mean they haven't given you a lifetime acheivement award and banned you from the contest yet?
Actually, I'm surprised they don't bar the door when they see you coming. The wings you eat alone are probably more than their take for a month. And that doesn't even count all the chairs...
-And there was that time you blew out the windows after the contest...
-And there was that time you blew out the windows after the contest...
Gosh I wanna snuggle that belly so bad!!
So long as she doesn't come to my world and eat the giant cake landscape...
So long as she doesn't come to my world and eat the giant cake landscape...
You need a stronger chair with more durability and 'fur comfort'.
A chairs work is never done. Just so you know, I don't work for free. X3
You're gunna have to pay for the chair though. AND IT WAS AN ANTIQUE >=1
I'll borrow you one but.....no, first share me your strategy for eating so much wings.....teach me that and I'll give you about....5 lawyers
*Commercial comes on*
Have you gone to an all you can eat place and didn't get all you can eat?
Ever go to a restaurant that couldn't cater to your needs?
Have you participated in an all you can eat wing contest only to have the chair break on you?
If any of these have happened to you.. you might be entitled to compensation.
Call me now at 555-WE-SUE4U. I'm Johnny Blanco and I approve this message.
Have you gone to an all you can eat place and didn't get all you can eat?
Ever go to a restaurant that couldn't cater to your needs?
Have you participated in an all you can eat wing contest only to have the chair break on you?
If any of these have happened to you.. you might be entitled to compensation.
Call me now at 555-WE-SUE4U. I'm Johnny Blanco and I approve this message.
*goes to court for you and gets you a 10 million dollar settlement plus all the wings you can ever eat*
That is either a crappy chair or someone ate more wings than she thinks she did.
maybe. Then again, that chair is cheaply made.
Really? :O I can't believe this! I inspired you? Man, I feel honored^^
Customer compensation in faulty chairs for more burritos and then the cycle repeats every time. B)
The chair feared your power. It figured this was the easiest way out rather than waiting for the hotwing aftermath.
I suppose being crushed is a little better than going out on fire n_n
nope, not gonna post what I was thinking.
Best for all concerned
Best for all concerned
best left for private conversation while attending to her needs
THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH COCK-WINGS!!! >:V WE NEED TO SWITCH TO FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONGS NOW!!
I remember when I broke a chair at a restaurant...but I was being stupid and leaning back on the chair. XD I did a backwards roll into a waiter, wasn't good.
I remember when I broke a chair at a restaurant...but I was being stupid and leaning back on the chair. XD I did a backwards roll into a waiter, wasn't good.
OH MY GOD I LOVE SUBWAY TOO THOUGH they have a buffalo chicken sandwich <3
You have to pay. One minute of your paws pressing on the host's face.
Nah, I think the chair was just flimsy! lol
Think you should go back to eating those wings! X3
Think you should go back to eating those wings! X3
If cuteness had monetary value, you wouldn't have to pay at all! x3
There is no such thing as too sweet!
But if their was, that ass would definitely be too sweet ouo
But if their was, that ass would definitely be too sweet ouo
HOW DOES IT KEEP WINNING
IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY THAT I COULD.... BECOME LIGHTER THAN AIR
IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME WAY THAT I COULD.... BECOME LIGHTER THAN AIR
My favorite kind of dinner! The ones I get to share the sights and scents with everyone around n_n
Clearly the answer is MORE wings, to grind the evidence of the chair-murder into the ground!
i think that mean you can get a second round paid by the house
I think that definitely sounds like what the official rules should be
Of course you don't have to pay. You should even be compensated for them failing to provide stronger chairs.
Of course. The chairs clearly weren't up to snuff if they broke under your svelte rear couldn't have broken it otherwise
Hey, how come we didn't get a pic of you post-Thanksgiving dinner?
The resulting shockwave might've thrown the rest off their game! Nows your chance!
Also nicely done ^^
Also nicely done ^^
Lies are what broke the chair, herro! Stop this madness! ...yes you do!
Drip... you haven't had enough wings drip.
Drip.
What you doing...
Go get more wings...
Drip.
What you doing...
Go get more wings...
you gotta paw all the bills owo also you gotta let me worship dem paws ( /°w°)/
Aw! Thank you so much! You're more than welcome to if you'd like >w<
Why were you using a chair in the first place?!?! You're tall enough that you can just sit on the floor and rest your boobs on the table! Give your poor aching back a rest! XD
Well, let's see. According to everyone here, you started eating 10 minutes ago, at that time I was half a block away from the restaurant. So, that's where I was, half a block away.
But enough about me, let's get you that refund AND free wings for life! Who's your lawyer anyways? If it's Phoenix Wright, then there's no way we can lose!
But enough about me, let's get you that refund AND free wings for life! Who's your lawyer anyways? If it's Phoenix Wright, then there's no way we can lose!
So good to see her again x3 She has very cute paws and her pudgy belly, just wanna rub it and maybe tickle it a little >w<
I'm convinced your actually some kind of hybrid between anubian and cow. Your second and third stomachs are in your boobs, and you just store extra food there while eating. you don't actually get food in your belly until a good while after you've actually been eating.
Eeeeexactly
And we give you more food for this little "accident"
We dont want you to starve to death
And we give you more food for this little "accident"
We dont want you to starve to death
Does the #2 on the chair have to do with what will happen later? x3
WHERE IS THE NEWD VERSION?!?!
Her body! It torments me with the hotness!
Her body! It torments me with the hotness!
the only restaurant i've been to that's had chairs like that was like really old, super local mexican restaurants.
what type of mexican food place serves hot wings, and how come no one has ever told me about this place?? xD
what type of mexican food place serves hot wings, and how come no one has ever told me about this place?? xD
yyep and you get to choose your prize, what would you like miss? :3
I suppose Drip managed to win that coveted prize of a lifetime supply of beer and hot wings. Or for her...a week's supply. XD
Drippy looks really nice and sexy as always in this picture you've done, and I just love how her paws are nicely exposed as well! ;3
See, this is a rather SEXY chubby. Not like the types who try to pass off near-disability level of it as "sexy"
^^ she is soo cute i want to give her free food.
:) i think the chair is wood and its own falt for being a old looking chair anyways.
:) i think the chair is wood and its own falt for being a old looking chair anyways.
Well, it couldn't get any worse. *Bra pops open* So...how long are you going to be exposed here?
Can I rest on your chest then? Your bust would make a nice set of pillows.
The rules state that you don't have to pay if you won, but you didn't so you still have to. <__>
Yay :). Drip paws and chubbiness. You need a tiny paw rubber. I volunteer 😁. You can shrink me down haha :P.
It would be fun being tiny and rubbing and playing with those big herro feets, and making them feel good. :P
(Resteraunt employee : yeah honey you don't have to pay you win * rubs and pats your tummy serving you your first set of free wings * enjoy cutie <3
There's a bar down the street with reinforced Titanium chairs down the street and they are having a "Dragon Fire Challenge". If you win you eat free for a year and nobody has beaten it yet.
That's how they get ya, wait until you're too full to escape and then hit ya with the bill 3:
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