Hello again, RPG fans! Another sketchpage from the best ever, the amazing pac This is from an upcoming superhero RPG I will be running. The villain is Mr Tyrrannous, a dinosaur villain who wants to turn all of humanity into dinosaurs. Oh, and his organization is a Limited Liability Company. Also, a big shout out to rodneythedivinedevil for his solid endorsement of Saurian Solutions LLC!
1. "Greetings humans. My name is Mr Tyrrannous, and I come to you from the Twin Falls Walmart to bring you this important message from Saurian Solutions LLC. For too long, you destructive little monkeys have held sway over this planet, filling its lovely landscape with festering sores, like this giant temple to banal materialism. You have razed entire forests to the ground, polluted water, and given this tired planet the horror of reality TV. Well, I am here today to give you some very good news! Yes, the reign of humanity will soon come to an end! The stewardship of this planet will be given back to the original rulers of the world, the dinosaurs! While this might seem scary, I am here to tell you that there is a place for you in this bright new future! Yes, humanity is a problem, and we have the solution. Saurian Solutions LLC! Now, let me introduce you to a new friend of mine.
2. "This is Mr Nickolaus Steddman. Nicky to his friends. He is like many of you mammals out there. He has shuffled along this polluted planet, contributing little and taking resources. But now, this young man is ready to jump into the proud new future that Saurian Solutions LLC has to offer. When I arrived at this store, most of the humans were afraid to accept my offer. But not young Nicky here! He is eager to join the growing list of clients of the company. He is so eager, he has even volunteered to inject himself with the formula of success! Nicky, are you ready to join the future?
3. "Uh, yes sir, Mr Tyrrannous sir. Uh, thank you for not eating me."
4. "Think nothing of it, dear boy. Now, as you can see, he is using one of our patented injection guns, putting into his veins the very DNA formula developed by yours truly at Saurian Solutions LLC. You will notice the formula takes effect almost immediately. I know what you are thinking. 'But Mr Tyrrannous, surely such a radical alteration of the physical body would be excruciatingly painful. ' For a lesser company, maybe so. But at Saurian Solutions LLC, we go the extra mile to deliver top notch metamorphic care. Our proprietary formula goes directly into the subject's brain, activating the pleasure centers. What would normally be a lesson in utter agony is now the most pleasurable experience one could ever feel!"
5. "Ah, we see our former human, nearly ready to complete his dramatic journey. The old weak body left in the fossil record, and the new nearly ready to be born! And even this transcendental experience is only the tip of the iceberg! Not only will this forever remove the burden of the obsolete human body, but it will also eliminate any sickness or infirmity that weak lump of mammalian flesh gave you. Look at not so little Nicky here. He had a bad case of astigmatism, and was forced to wear these ridiculous glasses. Now, not only is his new saurian body superior in every way, but his eyesight is entirely restored! Got cancer, leprosy, or even just a mild head cold? Join Saurian Solutions LLC today, and leave all that infirmity behind!"
6. "And now, l present the newest member of the Saurian Solutions LLC family! His new, powerful body is superior to his soft human form in every way! And while he chose the noble form of the triceratops, we at Saurian Solutions LLC offer a wide variety of possible species to our prospective clients! And what if you decide to skip the anthropomorphic form, and become a full dinosaur, like our ancient ancestors? Not to worry! We offer the full, natural dinosaur form, while leaving the ability to speak fully intact! So, my new three horned friend. Has joining the company been everything I promised?"
7. "Oh my God, yes! I have never felt like this in my life! I could take on anything! Or anyone! And I have never felt more like eating a salad in my life. I would advise any human watching this to join with the company, as I can tell you one hard truth. The era of humans is coming to an end! Join the new saurian future! And while I prefer having hands, I can imagine how wonderful the full dinosaur transformation must be. In fact, I don't have to imagine. Just ask my good friend, Rodney The Divine Devil!"
8. "What a magnificent time period! Also, the company was able to provide me with this gigantic hat! Thank you, Saurian Solutions!"
9. "Think nothing of it Rodney! We here at the company appreciate all thirty five tons of you! Now, as you may have guessed, there are some humans out there who don't share our enthusiasm for this new world. There are those that might try to resist the inevitable. Well, fear not! There is a place for even those misfits in the Saurian future! Like Sam Geitner here. Sam was the manager of this putrid store. When I came in here, offering the humans a chance at a new future, he flat out refused. Said all kinds of nasty things about never giving up who he is, and other nonsense. Well, there is a place for even those like him. He couldn't make up his mind on whether to join the future. So, we made up his mind for him. In fact, you might say we took away his burden of thought. Not only did we grant him the full body of the noble triceratops, we gave him the mind of one as well! Now, he is a happy, placid member of the Saurian family! He has no more thoughts of fighting the future. His only thoughts are of food now. And I think we can agree, he is so much happier now!"
10. "Now, I can hear you out there. 'Mr Tyrrannous, changing humans into dinosaurs is all well and good, but what about long term habitability? And what of those like our dear friend Rodney, happily walking along as a giant herbivore? Will there be enough food for him?' Excellent questions. Well, I am proud to say that Saurian Solutions LLC has just the answer. Our patented rapid growth flora serum is just the thing to make sure you plant eaters out there never go without a good meal. Our formula has been proven to greatly increase the growth rate of plant life. In fact, a liberal dispersal of the formula into one of the festering pits you humans call 'cities' could easily terraform the entire place into a botanical paradise. In fact, with our specially grown thermal pod plants increasing the temperature and humidity, that disgusting city could be transformed into a steamy jungle in a matter of days. And don't worry, we expect every city on Earth to receive this formula very soon. VERY soon."
11. "As you can see, Saurian Solutions LLC is still a small company. We are currently operating solely out of this store. However, he have big plans for rapid expansion. In fact, our current goal is to spread out over the entire world! And we believe we can accomplish that goal. We expect most of you humans to join up with us, casting off your weak forms with strong saurian bodies. And those of you who cling to the old ways...well, we have a place for you too. Together, we will make this world like it was. Like it should be. Primal and clean, with a strong species to steward it into the future. And Saurian Solutions LLC will lead the way in that glorious transformation. As you can see, we have already covered this store in our business plan. Soon, we will expand to your neck of the woods. Our advice...do not resist. For the time of humans is over. And the time of saurians is here. Embrace the change, or be swept away by it. Either way, the future is clear! And the future is Saurian Solutions LLC! Coming soon, to every corner of the Earth!"
1. "Greetings humans. My name is Mr Tyrrannous, and I come to you from the Twin Falls Walmart to bring you this important message from Saurian Solutions LLC. For too long, you destructive little monkeys have held sway over this planet, filling its lovely landscape with festering sores, like this giant temple to banal materialism. You have razed entire forests to the ground, polluted water, and given this tired planet the horror of reality TV. Well, I am here today to give you some very good news! Yes, the reign of humanity will soon come to an end! The stewardship of this planet will be given back to the original rulers of the world, the dinosaurs! While this might seem scary, I am here to tell you that there is a place for you in this bright new future! Yes, humanity is a problem, and we have the solution. Saurian Solutions LLC! Now, let me introduce you to a new friend of mine.
2. "This is Mr Nickolaus Steddman. Nicky to his friends. He is like many of you mammals out there. He has shuffled along this polluted planet, contributing little and taking resources. But now, this young man is ready to jump into the proud new future that Saurian Solutions LLC has to offer. When I arrived at this store, most of the humans were afraid to accept my offer. But not young Nicky here! He is eager to join the growing list of clients of the company. He is so eager, he has even volunteered to inject himself with the formula of success! Nicky, are you ready to join the future?
3. "Uh, yes sir, Mr Tyrrannous sir. Uh, thank you for not eating me."
4. "Think nothing of it, dear boy. Now, as you can see, he is using one of our patented injection guns, putting into his veins the very DNA formula developed by yours truly at Saurian Solutions LLC. You will notice the formula takes effect almost immediately. I know what you are thinking. 'But Mr Tyrrannous, surely such a radical alteration of the physical body would be excruciatingly painful. ' For a lesser company, maybe so. But at Saurian Solutions LLC, we go the extra mile to deliver top notch metamorphic care. Our proprietary formula goes directly into the subject's brain, activating the pleasure centers. What would normally be a lesson in utter agony is now the most pleasurable experience one could ever feel!"
5. "Ah, we see our former human, nearly ready to complete his dramatic journey. The old weak body left in the fossil record, and the new nearly ready to be born! And even this transcendental experience is only the tip of the iceberg! Not only will this forever remove the burden of the obsolete human body, but it will also eliminate any sickness or infirmity that weak lump of mammalian flesh gave you. Look at not so little Nicky here. He had a bad case of astigmatism, and was forced to wear these ridiculous glasses. Now, not only is his new saurian body superior in every way, but his eyesight is entirely restored! Got cancer, leprosy, or even just a mild head cold? Join Saurian Solutions LLC today, and leave all that infirmity behind!"
6. "And now, l present the newest member of the Saurian Solutions LLC family! His new, powerful body is superior to his soft human form in every way! And while he chose the noble form of the triceratops, we at Saurian Solutions LLC offer a wide variety of possible species to our prospective clients! And what if you decide to skip the anthropomorphic form, and become a full dinosaur, like our ancient ancestors? Not to worry! We offer the full, natural dinosaur form, while leaving the ability to speak fully intact! So, my new three horned friend. Has joining the company been everything I promised?"
7. "Oh my God, yes! I have never felt like this in my life! I could take on anything! Or anyone! And I have never felt more like eating a salad in my life. I would advise any human watching this to join with the company, as I can tell you one hard truth. The era of humans is coming to an end! Join the new saurian future! And while I prefer having hands, I can imagine how wonderful the full dinosaur transformation must be. In fact, I don't have to imagine. Just ask my good friend, Rodney The Divine Devil!"
8. "What a magnificent time period! Also, the company was able to provide me with this gigantic hat! Thank you, Saurian Solutions!"
9. "Think nothing of it Rodney! We here at the company appreciate all thirty five tons of you! Now, as you may have guessed, there are some humans out there who don't share our enthusiasm for this new world. There are those that might try to resist the inevitable. Well, fear not! There is a place for even those misfits in the Saurian future! Like Sam Geitner here. Sam was the manager of this putrid store. When I came in here, offering the humans a chance at a new future, he flat out refused. Said all kinds of nasty things about never giving up who he is, and other nonsense. Well, there is a place for even those like him. He couldn't make up his mind on whether to join the future. So, we made up his mind for him. In fact, you might say we took away his burden of thought. Not only did we grant him the full body of the noble triceratops, we gave him the mind of one as well! Now, he is a happy, placid member of the Saurian family! He has no more thoughts of fighting the future. His only thoughts are of food now. And I think we can agree, he is so much happier now!"
10. "Now, I can hear you out there. 'Mr Tyrrannous, changing humans into dinosaurs is all well and good, but what about long term habitability? And what of those like our dear friend Rodney, happily walking along as a giant herbivore? Will there be enough food for him?' Excellent questions. Well, I am proud to say that Saurian Solutions LLC has just the answer. Our patented rapid growth flora serum is just the thing to make sure you plant eaters out there never go without a good meal. Our formula has been proven to greatly increase the growth rate of plant life. In fact, a liberal dispersal of the formula into one of the festering pits you humans call 'cities' could easily terraform the entire place into a botanical paradise. In fact, with our specially grown thermal pod plants increasing the temperature and humidity, that disgusting city could be transformed into a steamy jungle in a matter of days. And don't worry, we expect every city on Earth to receive this formula very soon. VERY soon."
11. "As you can see, Saurian Solutions LLC is still a small company. We are currently operating solely out of this store. However, he have big plans for rapid expansion. In fact, our current goal is to spread out over the entire world! And we believe we can accomplish that goal. We expect most of you humans to join up with us, casting off your weak forms with strong saurian bodies. And those of you who cling to the old ways...well, we have a place for you too. Together, we will make this world like it was. Like it should be. Primal and clean, with a strong species to steward it into the future. And Saurian Solutions LLC will lead the way in that glorious transformation. As you can see, we have already covered this store in our business plan. Soon, we will expand to your neck of the woods. Our advice...do not resist. For the time of humans is over. And the time of saurians is here. Embrace the change, or be swept away by it. Either way, the future is clear! And the future is Saurian Solutions LLC! Coming soon, to every corner of the Earth!"
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Well, he'd have to change the climate of the planet; its currently an icehouse system, whereas the Mesozoic was all greenhouse. So it may be too cold in some places, except for Australian dinosaurs and Northern Chinese ones such as Yutyrannus
oh right....well that's all well and good until another meteor comes along
Saurian Solutions LLC is well on the way to having a solution for that as well.
I see
though wouldn't wiping out all of humanity be detrimental? After all we are a pretty fine species (no matter what some of those whiners say )
though wouldn't wiping out all of humanity be detrimental? After all we are a pretty fine species (no matter what some of those whiners say )
We are not wiping them out. Just making them better. And the world better.
Somehow I don't think making them more powerful and resilient will make the world better. :O If anything it would escalate violence.
You must also keep in mind. Mr Tyrrannous is a supervillain. They don't mix with logic.
:O Huh. I see.
I admit I wouldn't want to be here. I love dinosaurs, but I like my human self; its flawed, but I like it :D
I admit I wouldn't want to be here. I love dinosaurs, but I like my human self; its flawed, but I like it :D
You're definitely going to have to provide details of these campaign sessions xD.
Wonderful, all of it is wonderful.
And I really do love my new, gigantic hat.
And I really do love my new, gigantic hat.
Saurian Solutions is the future! Visit their patented "Human Zoo" today and see what the mediocre past you avoided by being born in the Saurian Age!
Carefully bred and maintained so everybody can see just how varied and horrible the past human 'civilization' was. But worry not, even these specimens will not be excluded. At the end of their life we will graciously bring them forward into the future, so to reward them for their loyal service here in the park and to grant them the wonders of the Saurian Solution!
"But I don't want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!"
Plant-eaters are fine, but what about Carnivores, are they just gonna go around eating everybody? Surely the company has a civilized solution for this as well, right?
Certainly! Saurian Solutions LLC is all about solutions. Clone vats grow tons of fresh meat tissue every day. And for those who want to hunt, we have many specialized hunting parks ready to open. Saurian Solutions LLC. All your dinosaur needs!
Y'know, you say villain, but I don't see anything outright villainous from this guy. Dude just wants to improve society and add more green to the environment. He's an environmentalist and humanitarian if anythi-- Excuse me, saurianitarian. I don't suppose his store carries anything in 'Ankylosaur'?
(These are hilarious and awesome, I hope you share more with us!)
(These are hilarious and awesome, I hope you share more with us!)
Indeed! Ankylosaur is most certainly in our options! We call it "The Walking Tank!"
Do you guys have Allosaurus available by any chance? I would love to be a part of the Saurian Solution! Dinos are the future! being a hunky Allosaur is way better than being human. It's nice being human but severely limited.
I'll have an Allosaurus cocktail, if you would. Extra large >:3
Sign me up I will take a raptor anthro form like in my profile please lol
"The stewardship of this planet will be given back to the original rulers of the world, the dinosaurs!"
The Trilobite League would like to have a word with you.
The Trilobite League would like to have a word with you.
We will table this for now. Set up a meeting. Their people and my people can work things out.
*utters a loud and approving parasaur honk!, all while secretly ushering humans to safety behind the scenes. Hey, just because he wants to be a dinosaur doesn't mean others should be forced into a false choice!*
Hero, or plot-hook NPC who dies near the end of an important mission? The world may never know!
Just the mention "Turning humans into dinosaurs* SOLD ME XD Though I rather be anthro to help "Spread" the word of Saurian Solution LLC
There is one thing I wonder about. You have the solution to help the herbivore saurians. What about the Carnivore food problem?
There is one thing I wonder about. You have the solution to help the herbivore saurians. What about the Carnivore food problem?
This was answered earlier, but fear not. Not only does Saurian Solutions LLC believe in free information exchange, we have the solution for our valued carnivorous clients. We have our proprietary cloning vats, which produce tons of prime meat tissue every day, in a wide variety of flavors (species). And for our clients who wish to acquire meat "the natural way" we have the solution for that too! Our company owns and operates special hunting parks, garunteed to satisfy our clients who are closely in tune with their animal side. Saurian Solutions Hunt Parks. Look for one near you!
...I'm torn between signing up and fighting against him...
And a couple of questions, one for you, one for Mr. Tyrrannous:
For you, what sort of RPG is this?
For Mr. Tyrrannous, do you offer other prehistoric species than just dinosaurs (not that I have anything AGAINST dinos, far from it, just curious)?
And a couple of questions, one for you, one for Mr. Tyrrannous:
For you, what sort of RPG is this?
For Mr. Tyrrannous, do you offer other prehistoric species than just dinosaurs (not that I have anything AGAINST dinos, far from it, just curious)?
Me: This is from a superhero RPG I ran a while back. A villain named Mr Tyrrannous took over a small town in Arizona (starting with the local Walmart) and turned most of the population into dinosaurs (anthro or feral, depending on whether or not they joined him). The players had to infiltrate the town to stop him before he tried to convert the world (or the government nuked the place). I used the FATE system.
Mr Tyrrannous: Unfortunately, my collection of gene samples is limited to dinosaurs. Of course, if you can give the company some DNA samples, I am sure we can create a spinoff company. Smilodon Systems perhaps?
Mr Tyrrannous: Unfortunately, my collection of gene samples is limited to dinosaurs. Of course, if you can give the company some DNA samples, I am sure we can create a spinoff company. Smilodon Systems perhaps?
For You: Right. Admittedly I'm starting to wonder if you do RPing in general over Skype or somesuch... oooh, and the FATE system? Did you use it physically or over the web? I've never been able to work out how to do that system online, and I have been curious about doing so.
For Tyrrannous: Right. I don't think I can get any right now, but probably can sooner than later.
...and another question: Is it possible to induce mental changes that don't completely erase one's sapience?
(And apparently @ makes words bold. Huh.)
For Tyrrannous: Right. I don't think I can get any right now, but probably can sooner than later.
...and another question: Is it possible to induce mental changes that don't completely erase one's sapience?
(And apparently @ makes words bold. Huh.)
Me: I do my gaming at the table, face to face. Don't do much Skype gaming.
Mr Tyrrannous: But of course! Mind manipulation is a well developed technology at Saurian Solutions LLC!
Mr Tyrrannous: But of course! Mind manipulation is a well developed technology at Saurian Solutions LLC!
You: Right. I was also asking if you did straight role-playing over Skype or other internet outlets, also. Not RPG, just roleplays.
Mr. Tyrrannous: Gooood~ I'm just gonna need to work out what I wanna become then...
Mr. Tyrrannous: Gooood~ I'm just gonna need to work out what I wanna become then...
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