Older Commission of a friend and what he might look like if he was a dragon. I could not resist having him play a female warrior at Strip Poker. Of course the dragon will win.
Markers, colored pencil, acrylic based inks
Markers, colored pencil, acrylic based inks
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Western Dragon
Gender Multiple characters
Size 750 x 481px
you always let the dragons win for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Actually that's just a myth. Typically humans taste like old McDonalds and are rather soggy. :\
Ugh, I just gagged a little bit reading that.
I now hope even more strongly that I never end up in a eat-or-be-eaten situation.
I now hope even more strongly that I never end up in a eat-or-be-eaten situation.
Yea... whom ever made that quote obviously had no taste.
Literally, they must have had their tongues scrapped of all taste buds. There is no other explanation.
Literally, they must have had their tongues scrapped of all taste buds. There is no other explanation.
That or they charbroiled all the people before eating them
It would explain the crunchy part though, and ANYTHING tastes good with enough ketchup,
Actually, human flesh tastes very similar to pork.
Humans and pigs really do have remarkably similar physiologies, and pig corpses are often used to stand in for less-available human ones when testing on a human corpse is required.
I personally know they taste similar because as a child, I burnt a tiny part of one of my fingers VERY badly. And of course, the natural instinct when you injure a finger is to put it in your mouth.
...Since that day, the smell and taste of cooked pork make me feel sick.
Humans and pigs really do have remarkably similar physiologies, and pig corpses are often used to stand in for less-available human ones when testing on a human corpse is required.
I personally know they taste similar because as a child, I burnt a tiny part of one of my fingers VERY badly. And of course, the natural instinct when you injure a finger is to put it in your mouth.
...Since that day, the smell and taste of cooked pork make me feel sick.
I've never had an experience where I tasted like pork. Interesting to know though.
Though as similar as pigs are to humans there are still much more similar creatures out there, and for obvious reasons if you believe in evolution. No not having evolved from, but having the common ancestor of. =p
Though as similar as pigs are to humans there are still much more similar creatures out there, and for obvious reasons if you believe in evolution. No not having evolved from, but having the common ancestor of. =p
lol, I know.
Fucking creationists think that the fact humans aren't born in the monkey cages at zoos is proof evolution is fake >.=.<
Fucking creationists think that the fact humans aren't born in the monkey cages at zoos is proof evolution is fake >.=.<
Can't forget that fossils were 'put' there just to 'test' our faith! Can't forget that at all! =p
We should stop bashing. It's rather rude of us, lol.
We should stop bashing. It's rather rude of us, lol.
No. No, I will not apologize for calling out true stupidity.
I am a very tolerant man, and accept almost any religious belief, even if I don't necessarily agree. But anyone with so few brain cells as to believe in something that is PROVABLY INCORRECT after being SHOWN that it is incorrect, needs to be sterilized so as to not further corrupt the already failing human gene pool.
If you're stupid, I get that. But if you're stupid on PURPOSE, after being given the chance for redemption, I'm sorry but fuck you, you have earned my eternal ire and I will NOT apologize for insulting someone who DESERVES to be insulted.
I am a very tolerant man, and accept almost any religious belief, even if I don't necessarily agree. But anyone with so few brain cells as to believe in something that is PROVABLY INCORRECT after being SHOWN that it is incorrect, needs to be sterilized so as to not further corrupt the already failing human gene pool.
If you're stupid, I get that. But if you're stupid on PURPOSE, after being given the chance for redemption, I'm sorry but fuck you, you have earned my eternal ire and I will NOT apologize for insulting someone who DESERVES to be insulted.
Oh as am I... in fact it'd be very hypocritical of me to not be tolerant of such. Though you need to remember that this isn't the first time religion has stepped in front of scientific fact. Galileo and other like minds for example. You see though with every case the church will finally relent, and the new generations will rebel against religion for what they try to dictate. It's only a matter of time until evolution and the Big Bang are recognized as the correct way.
At least that's what I tell myself as to not become too aggressive towards those with scientific resistance.
At least that's what I tell myself as to not become too aggressive towards those with scientific resistance.
A pretty cute idea and a very well done drawing....as we know it from you ^^
If you start out naked, don't you lose by default? Not that anybody is going to mind losing too much.
Gotta do SOMETHING while you wait for the knight to show up >:/
:3 I'm guessing you've never heard of Chainmail Bikini, The Book of Nymphology, or the Book of Erotic Fantasy, then?
well, I should say 'canon' books, and I lost my copy of nymphology:P I've had to make my own:)
well, even though they aren't PRODUCED by WotC, WotC does acknowledge them as viable supplement books for players who choose to use them. Some would consider that canon.
ag, okies. I must go find and pick up copies then:) We've just had fun designing things like a magical sphere for fertility priests/priestesses, rules for damage from taking a being much bigger then you, and figuring out how many different hybrids work;)
With all the practice dragons get counting gold coins, it's not difficult to count cards. ;)
Plus, we have irresistible poker faces. ^^
Plus, we have irresistible poker faces. ^^
Never challenge a dragon to strip poker. I learned that the hard way. Lovely pic btw, very well done.
<< It's funny..because even if she wins, he has no clothes to begin with...so..either way, the dragon wins...XD
I love your detail; in all your pieces. I would love to know what size this was done at originally.
Agreeing to this game was pretty dumb of that woman.
He's a dragon! He won't give a crap about losing a hand 'cause he pretty much goes around nude anyway. Only way he might care is if the winnings are the opponent's sacrificed items.
He's a dragon! He won't give a crap about losing a hand 'cause he pretty much goes around nude anyway. Only way he might care is if the winnings are the opponent's sacrificed items.
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