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<b>VIAL MIXUP</b>
By Eunacis
Requested by BigLion2013
<i>Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by SEGA
Doctor Insano is owned by Noah Antwiler</i>
Andrew liked to hang out at the mall. Although he usually just looked at the more unusual items for sale and made jokes at their expense. Of course, wednesday was a slow day for the mall, but his job was getting fumigated and he was gonna make the best of his free time.
Before he could invoke his weapons-grade sarcasm upon the kitchen appliances, he was interupted by the sound of a distant yell. He turned around to see the dumbest thing he ever saw. A twenty-something dude wearing a lab coat, medical smocks, and spiral-y lab goggles; clutching a gooey-looking pink blob with anime eyes in his left arm. After blinking, he realized the man also had his right arm extended forward, wielding a syringe.
Oh, and the maniac was running right towards him...
Before he could move an inch, the syringe made contact with the insides of his thigh; sending him straight for the surprisingly well-shampooed carpet.
"Sucess! Ha-ha!" The crazy scientist man threw up his arm, sending the syringe God-knows-where. He then held the pink thing in both arms and started to jump up and down. "Wake me up," he began to sing to Andrew's confusion. "Before you go-go! Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!"
"Excuse me," Andrew began to get back up off the floor. "What the hell?"
"Huh?" The man stopped his aerobics training and looked at Andrew. "Oh, I'm Doctor Insano and this is my son." He shows the pink thing to Andrew.
"How...?"
"Don't ask."
"Okay." Andrew thought for a second. "What the hell did you put in my thigh?"
"Fox DNA," Insano sighed casually. "You should begin changing any minute, now."
"What, agh!" Andrew grabbed the back of his head in pain before something there poked his hand. "Agh!" He quickly pulls his hand away before carefully feeling the back of his head. His hair had turned into quills.
"Wait, foxes don't have quills..." He slowly massaged his new full head of quills.
"They usually don't have blue fur, either." Andrew looked at his arms in response to Insano's atatement. He was right.
"What...?"
"Uh-oh..." Insano silently gulped. "I think Spoony may have rearranged my chemicals... again.
Andrew felt a small tail grow at the base of his spine and more fur growing on the rest of his body. Curious, he looks down his pants to discover a lack of extremities between his legs.
"Welp," the blue fur had engulfed everywhere but his face and chest. "I don't got junk no more."
"Oh!" Insano lightly bopped himself on the forehead. "Now I remember: you're turning into Sonic!" Andrew had guessed that by now. "Spoony wanted to make a very specific joke while reviewing <i>Sonic Boom</i>."
"Why...?"
"He's weird." Insano ponders for a moment. "I wonder what happened to the fox vial..."
Approximately two-and-a-half thousand miles out west, a cute little fox with a unamused look about its face was sitting in a green armchair and getting groomed by a cute little black-and-white puppy.
Back with Andrew and Insano, the changes were now complete and Andrew's nose had grown into a cute little snout-thing. Insano was just playing peek-a-boo with his son.
"Oh, and by the way..." Insano addresses Andrew. "After a 24-hour period of stabilization, you should be able to change back-and-forth between human and hedgehog at will."
"Thanks..." Andrew smiled, looking at his new form and immagining the kind of fun he'll be able to have. "Oh and why the crap did you try to turn me into a fox?"
"Don't you get it?" Insano's arms were outstretched and his son was perched on his shoulder. "I'm <i>Doctor <b>freaking</b> Insano</i>!" He cries out an epic mad scientist laugh and raises his right fist into the air. "Smoke bomb, bitches!" He throws it down and he vanishes in a Technicolor cloud of smoke, laughing all the way.
Andrew chuckled at the ridonkulous-ness of the situation. After a quick laugh, he headed for the shoe store. He needed something red.
THE END
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<b>VIAL MIXUP</b>
By Eunacis
Requested by BigLion2013
<i>Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by SEGA
Doctor Insano is owned by Noah Antwiler</i>
Andrew liked to hang out at the mall. Although he usually just looked at the more unusual items for sale and made jokes at their expense. Of course, wednesday was a slow day for the mall, but his job was getting fumigated and he was gonna make the best of his free time.
Before he could invoke his weapons-grade sarcasm upon the kitchen appliances, he was interupted by the sound of a distant yell. He turned around to see the dumbest thing he ever saw. A twenty-something dude wearing a lab coat, medical smocks, and spiral-y lab goggles; clutching a gooey-looking pink blob with anime eyes in his left arm. After blinking, he realized the man also had his right arm extended forward, wielding a syringe.
Oh, and the maniac was running right towards him...
Before he could move an inch, the syringe made contact with the insides of his thigh; sending him straight for the surprisingly well-shampooed carpet.
"Sucess! Ha-ha!" The crazy scientist man threw up his arm, sending the syringe God-knows-where. He then held the pink thing in both arms and started to jump up and down. "Wake me up," he began to sing to Andrew's confusion. "Before you go-go! Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!"
"Excuse me," Andrew began to get back up off the floor. "What the hell?"
"Huh?" The man stopped his aerobics training and looked at Andrew. "Oh, I'm Doctor Insano and this is my son." He shows the pink thing to Andrew.
"How...?"
"Don't ask."
"Okay." Andrew thought for a second. "What the hell did you put in my thigh?"
"Fox DNA," Insano sighed casually. "You should begin changing any minute, now."
"What, agh!" Andrew grabbed the back of his head in pain before something there poked his hand. "Agh!" He quickly pulls his hand away before carefully feeling the back of his head. His hair had turned into quills.
"Wait, foxes don't have quills..." He slowly massaged his new full head of quills.
"They usually don't have blue fur, either." Andrew looked at his arms in response to Insano's atatement. He was right.
"What...?"
"Uh-oh..." Insano silently gulped. "I think Spoony may have rearranged my chemicals... again.
Andrew felt a small tail grow at the base of his spine and more fur growing on the rest of his body. Curious, he looks down his pants to discover a lack of extremities between his legs.
"Welp," the blue fur had engulfed everywhere but his face and chest. "I don't got junk no more."
"Oh!" Insano lightly bopped himself on the forehead. "Now I remember: you're turning into Sonic!" Andrew had guessed that by now. "Spoony wanted to make a very specific joke while reviewing <i>Sonic Boom</i>."
"Why...?"
"He's weird." Insano ponders for a moment. "I wonder what happened to the fox vial..."
Approximately two-and-a-half thousand miles out west, a cute little fox with a unamused look about its face was sitting in a green armchair and getting groomed by a cute little black-and-white puppy.
Back with Andrew and Insano, the changes were now complete and Andrew's nose had grown into a cute little snout-thing. Insano was just playing peek-a-boo with his son.
"Oh, and by the way..." Insano addresses Andrew. "After a 24-hour period of stabilization, you should be able to change back-and-forth between human and hedgehog at will."
"Thanks..." Andrew smiled, looking at his new form and immagining the kind of fun he'll be able to have. "Oh and why the crap did you try to turn me into a fox?"
"Don't you get it?" Insano's arms were outstretched and his son was perched on his shoulder. "I'm <i>Doctor <b>freaking</b> Insano</i>!" He cries out an epic mad scientist laugh and raises his right fist into the air. "Smoke bomb, bitches!" He throws it down and he vanishes in a Technicolor cloud of smoke, laughing all the way.
Andrew chuckled at the ridonkulous-ness of the situation. After a quick laugh, he headed for the shoe store. He needed something red.
THE END
Requested by BigLion2013 on DA.
Category Story / Transformation
Species Hedgehog
Gender Any
Size 50 x 50px
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