To My Esteemed Sister, Princess Celestia, Co-Ruler of Equestria,
You. I blame this on you. Yes, YOU my dearest sister! You were the one who suggested to me that I should open up the Ponyville festivities to more than just our Little Ponies, said that it would be good for my image and a boon to international relations to let various creatures from all walks of life and society attend: Dragons, Griffons, Hippogryphs, Changelings, the Abyssians...
Well, guess what, Sister? That brought them as well!
The FURRIES!
They're all over me, sister! They don't respect my personal space! Heck, I am writing you this letter as the one I had a 72-hour standoff at Sweet Apple Acres with a few years back has been hugging me for eighteen minutes straight!
Nineteen minutes now.
Look, I know I don't need to breathe... I held my breath for one-thousand years up on the moon for crying out loud, but I demand oxygen post-haste! How am I to scare the foals and get my offerings of processed sugar if my throat is being clenched so tightly in hugs that not even air can pass!? How can I get these Furries to respect the Royal Authority!?
Twenty minutes he's been hugging now! And there's no signs of stopping!
Help me, Celestia, you're my only hope!
Signed, Your Loving Sister,
Princess Luna, Co-Ruler of Equestria
Maverik is Copyrighted MaveriKat
Princess Luna is Copyrighted Hasbro
www.hasbro.com
Art is Copyrighted Andy Price
http://andypriceart.deviantart.com/
You. I blame this on you. Yes, YOU my dearest sister! You were the one who suggested to me that I should open up the Ponyville festivities to more than just our Little Ponies, said that it would be good for my image and a boon to international relations to let various creatures from all walks of life and society attend: Dragons, Griffons, Hippogryphs, Changelings, the Abyssians...
Well, guess what, Sister? That brought them as well!
The FURRIES!
They're all over me, sister! They don't respect my personal space! Heck, I am writing you this letter as the one I had a 72-hour standoff at Sweet Apple Acres with a few years back has been hugging me for eighteen minutes straight!
Nineteen minutes now.
Look, I know I don't need to breathe... I held my breath for one-thousand years up on the moon for crying out loud, but I demand oxygen post-haste! How am I to scare the foals and get my offerings of processed sugar if my throat is being clenched so tightly in hugs that not even air can pass!? How can I get these Furries to respect the Royal Authority!?
Twenty minutes he's been hugging now! And there's no signs of stopping!
Help me, Celestia, you're my only hope!
Signed, Your Loving Sister,
Princess Luna, Co-Ruler of Equestria
Maverik is Copyrighted MaveriKat
Princess Luna is Copyrighted Hasbro
www.hasbro.com
Art is Copyrighted Andy Price
http://andypriceart.deviantart.com/
Category All / Fanart
Species Pony
Gender Multiple characters
Size 943 x 1280px
Yes... and the price of fame in the furry fandom is a lot of hugs at best. At worst...
...
...Well, I think we all know.
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...Well, I think we all know.
No! Bad MaveriKat! Down! Down, I say!
Have you no idea how to treat that and those you value?
Have you no idea how to treat that and those you value?
It's difficult for a pony to initiate a hug as they're not bipedal but I've seen them do it.
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