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Ode to Cow TF
By Xerox2
I called a witch a cow the other day
Between my legs a swollen udder grew
I should be much more careful what I say
A simple task now that I only moo
I'm happy that she made my hips more wide
But sad I cant use pants or underwear
And now it sways and jiggles when I stride
Some nudity is nice but people stare
My big udder is from a dairy cow
Milking myself so often is a chore
I feel the needy fullness growing now
Ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor
Yet had I known the woman was occult
I wouldn't change my wonderful insult
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Ode to Cow TF
By Xerox2
I called a witch a cow the other day
Between my legs a swollen udder grew
I should be much more careful what I say
A simple task now that I only moo
I'm happy that she made my hips more wide
But sad I cant use pants or underwear
And now it sways and jiggles when I stride
Some nudity is nice but people stare
My big udder is from a dairy cow
Milking myself so often is a chore
I feel the needy fullness growing now
Ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor
Yet had I known the woman was occult
I wouldn't change my wonderful insult
Category Poetry / Transformation
Species Cow
Gender Female
Size 120 x 120px
Listed in Folders
First of all, how dare you.
Second of all, how could you.
The memes are evolving.
Second of all, how could you.
The memes are evolving.
Dont worry, lib. You’re safe for now.
But you can never escape the udders.
But you can never escape the udders.
I love the use of iambic pentameter. <3
Ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM.
Ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM.
I wish witches could do this man I would love to be actually turned
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