Been a while since I did anything with XNALara, and seeing the Venom Movie Trailer; a movie that I'm CAUTIOUSLY optimistic about (I haven't forgotten how much I REALLY didn't like The Not So Amazing Spider-Man movies), I felt compelled do something with Venom. I was made DOUBLY compelled when his Marvel v Capcom Infinite model was released, which is much more detailed and has actual facial bones to work with. So, I'll probably do a series of XNA comics down the road with Venom going om-nom-nom on baddies.
For this first set of comics, Venom's first 'prey' is a likely unpleasant tasting seeker drone created by the nefarious Ultron.
For this first set of comics, Venom's first 'prey' is a likely unpleasant tasting seeker drone created by the nefarious Ultron.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Vore
Species Alien (Other)
Gender Male
Size 1600 x 2700px
(reads title...does a Jack Nicholson impression) "I like it already. (cackles evilly)"
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Venom's one to dance with the Devil on a Pale Moonlight...just, for the Devils' sake, hopefully, he doesn't do so on an empty stomach. :P
Last time I checked, metal and circuitry isn’t too delicious or nutritious...well, unless you’re Megabyte.
Sad thing is, it STILL wouldn't be the worst meal Venom's ever had... 'XD
I am still trying to imagine what meal could be worse than that...White Castle? XD
Oh, no, sorry, I meant probably in terms of this story...and just stuff he'd do in general. ^^
He HAS canonically eaten Carnage, however...and brains... o________o;
He HAS canonically eaten Carnage, however...and brains... o________o;
Ah, okay. XD Honestly, after seeing him eat everything from his symbiote kid to gray matter, that wouldn’t surprise me.
I’m guessing Jameson didn’t go down without a fight...that, and he probably tastes like day old cigars and asprin
I’m guessing Jameson didn’t go down without a fight...that, and he probably tastes like day old cigars and asprin
Nothing surprises me when I remember that Venom's a massive Choco-junkie above all else. :P
All of that...AND he's a grubby, bitter old man who would STILL find a way to blame getting eaten by a slime monster on Spider-Man. XD
All of that...AND he's a grubby, bitter old man who would STILL find a way to blame getting eaten by a slime monster on Spider-Man. XD
The thought gets more and more ridiculous each time it pops up. XP
Hah! Oh man, I think the big fella can certainly say he’s never had a meal that was THIS annoying...
Hah! Oh man, I think the big fella can certainly say he’s never had a meal that was THIS annoying...
A detail so ridiculous that I REALLY hope it makes it in the film. XD
And something tells me he probably hasn't. Heck, even Spidey just concedes after a while...albeit after some kicking and cheeky jabs at Venom's expense. :P
And something tells me he probably hasn't. Heck, even Spidey just concedes after a while...albeit after some kicking and cheeky jabs at Venom's expense. :P
I don’t know if that’s very likely, but we can dream.
Yup...and oh my god, now all I can think about is Jameson taking a move from Pinocchio and lighting up a cigar while he’s still IN Venom. XD
Yup...and oh my god, now all I can think about is Jameson taking a move from Pinocchio and lighting up a cigar while he’s still IN Venom. XD
We most certainly can. That it'd be Tommy boy Hardy is an added bonus. :P
And sure enough, poor Venom starts breaking into a coughing fit, with smoke spewing out of his toothy maw, and raising some slimy brows with confusion. XD
And sure enough, poor Venom starts breaking into a coughing fit, with smoke spewing out of his toothy maw, and raising some slimy brows with confusion. XD
Talk about heartburn. XD And Jameson just takes a long drag and sighs with relief despite his current predicament. “Ahhh, that calms the shakes...”
Course, more smoke in that slimy gut means more coughing fits for the big guy. And he literally just ate a grubby old man who tastes like cigarettes, anger, and cheapness as is. XD
Cue Spider-Man dropping by just to make fun of the walking smokestack.
Followed swiftly by Venom threatening to eat Spidey and force him to not only be stuck in his gut, but even worse...be stuck with JAMESON... O____O;
An utter nightmare situation. Hopefully luck is on Spidey’s side, as Venom is too busy spewing smoke like a dragon.
Seems luck is with the kid since that's exactly what Venom was too busy doing to gobble him up. 'XD
I just want to say that I'm SO glad I decided to read this line of commentary. LOL
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master
And since Venom is occupied, in more ways than one, he can’t stop the snark-fest from our favorite webslinger. XD “Heh, JJJ a lil’ too spicy for ya, Eddie?”
And meanwhile, a hacking and coughing Venom is growling out smoke and grunting in discomfort and annoyance back at Spidey. "Y'er lucky Jameson's a bigger pain in the ass than you are...if only 'cause he smokes..."
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