Note: The next bit is funnier when read in the voice of David Attenborough
And here we see the rare Canadian Hortoise… or is it Tortorse? Either way it's a crime against nature. Listen to it's pitilous throat warbling as it attempts to attract a mate. It shouldn't exist and should probably be put out of its misery so it won't have to suffer any further.
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And here we see the rare Canadian Hortoise… or is it Tortorse? Either way it's a crime against nature. Listen to it's pitilous throat warbling as it attempts to attract a mate. It shouldn't exist and should probably be put out of its misery so it won't have to suffer any further.
Sled is ©Myself
Color is ©
Artwork is ©
Category All / All
Species Horse
Gender Male
Size 1225 x 805px
Listed in Folders
Lol, well done. If it were in America, 10,000 EPA agents would be guarding it with machine guns, lol. "It's an endangered species!"
I... hmmmm....
This is the perfect pet. Especially if his household mischief is narrated by David Attenborough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
This is the perfect pet. Especially if his household mischief is narrated by David Attenborough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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