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CNG Studies
Super C: (narrating) Super C reporting. The outbreaks we have had, now leading us to label this as the CNG epidemic, are doing more than just giving people superpowers (especially the ones that don't like superheroes). They're causing chaos in the form of controlling weather, turning dormant volcanoes active again, leading to the destruction of buildings, and generally controlling chaos. It doesn't help our cause that Bendraqi knows how to create more of it. Until CNG is entirely eradicated (except for the gold kind, since that's safe and does good things for the world), the world isn't safe. So do me a favor and live your lives to the fullest, because every day could be your last.
Here we took a look at the depths of CNG's unpredictable actions in a bit more detail, but first, I wanted to ask Cripto and the others now known as the Money Moguls a few questions about how CNG is affecting them. It thus also leads me to point out that even with all the cash they've earned from these elements, all combined together, it is still less than the individual totals of the two wealthiest beings in the world today: Liwei the Red Lion of Singapore, and Ludo the Merchant Lion of the Netherlands. And they don't have money-based superpowers.
*later*
*In Cripto's basement, we help him install a few pinball tables people sent him as gifts, since he sold a few of his arcade games he had.*
Cripto: I like pinball better anyways. Even my favorite video games were pinball simulators.
Super C: Do tell me this for the records; we now know the color combination of CNG that was making you guys rich. But how was it paying you automatically? That way, I know not to award any demerits or fines. I also want to protect everybody so that nobody else suffers from being forced to be rich.
Cripto: Thank you, boss; I appreciate that. When it began with me, it was paying cash if I was playing a video game adaptation of a TV game show, and if there was merchandise prizes involved, it paid me cash equal to the amount of the prize. It still does today, obviously. It also pays $1 per point if the video arcade game I'm playing keeps score in dollars, and it pays $1 per point if the game I'm playing is a real pinball machine, or if the video game is a pinball simulator. Not a bad return on a quarter.
Super C: Not bad at all.
Lotto Lion: The same things apply to me.
Quiz King: And me, but only because we are game show hosts.
Corps Coon: What we haven't figured out is why this same thing applies to the DCI recruits, myself included, but the same things apply here. And the CNG effects know who's playing.
Super C: Well, there has to be some reason. But I thank you; that's what I need to know.
*Super C writes notes down. The first pinball machine installed is High Speed, and Cripto had it restored to perfect appearance.*
Leo: Oh, wow; that's a nice one. What year is this from?
Cripto: 1986.
Super C: I think I recognize this one. Is this by the guy that got busted speeding?
Cripto: Yes. Steve Richtie said he was inspired to make this game after a real life experience where the cops busted him after he was driving 146 MPH in his Porsche. That's why it says 146 on the back glass there.
Leo: Interesting. It serves him right for speeding. But still, sometimes the best ideas come from real life experiences.
Cripto: One word of warning, though: this game is extremely flashy. If you have seizures or can't stand lights, don't watch.
*After watching the attract mode, Cripto sets it to free play and starts a game.*
Zachary/Zihao: Oh, hey; I haven't seen this pinball machine since like forever!
Zax: Pinball machines in general. really.
Juno: Amazing how far we moved past pinball machines these days.
Jack: Guys. don't get distracted now. We should be focusing on the CNG smuggling route. Jamaica is a hotspot for CNG smuggling. but luckily. we have Lennie the Buccaneer Lion. He's seen about everything. In fact, we should check on Lennie.
Juno: We'd have to get to the G-52 HQ first from here before we get in touch with him.
Super C: You'd also be amazed at how pinball survived the second world war and video games.
Super Leo: I remember this machine, too. It was highly advanced for 1986.
*We wait for Cripto's game to finish, and then he checks his bank account.*
Cripto: There, see? The total I scored is now in dollars and deposited, although that wasn't one of my best games.
Super C: That's not bad for the first go.
*Cripto then logs out, closes his laptop, and we then walk over to HQ to check on Lennie.*
*later*
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: I would advise you to either refrain from playing the pinball machine to earn money, or find a way where you can play the pinball machine without having money from it just to be extremely safe. Chuong, Anh, Avon, Yamazaki, Kang-Dae, and Kirk are UN1024 Eternals, and they warned me about Eterna's law regarding the use of money-based powers. They would hate to be the one to put someone in Eterna's jail for six months over this.
Jill: All right. Now that tourism season has arrived to Jamaica, lets check on him. *Activates the communication systems to reach out to Lennie.* Lennie, how are things going in Jamaica?
Zax: Me thinks CNG smuggling is higher in areas that has high tourism traffic during this season. Summer has just barely begun and already this stuff is happening.
*Jamaica*
*Jamaican soldiers are seen patrolling major tourism areas due to incidences of CNG smuggling.*
Lyndon: At this rate, someone is going to die.
Soldier 1: They shouldn't mess with the CNG stuff, mon!
Soldier 2: Poor Lennie is up to his neck dealing with cases like this!
Soldier 3: Just one of those days, mon! Never seen anything like this before! At least we were trained to get ready for this.
Captain Cutlass: Another one already? Come on, mon! Can't we at least have a break from this, since the foreigners are coming here for their holidays as well?!
*G-52 HQ*
Super C: *to Jack* But he's not going to be penalized for playing the pinball machine because it was the CNG doing this to him since it first affected him at age 15; I checked with the white kitten on that. This was automatic, not him doing it on purpose.
Cripto: I don't think I'll play it too often. It's mainly to decorate the basement.
Leo: What's going on, Lennie?
*Jamaica*
Lennie: *via communicator* I tell you what; this crazy stuff you call CNG is spreading all over Jamaica just like weeds!
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: Okie dokie, then! *To Lennie* Wow that's worse than I thought.
Jill: I imagine Russia is scrutinizing their borders.
Zax: This doesn't sound good. Let's check the other countries.
*Ukraine*
*Border soldiers shut off incoming traffic from the Crimea region of Russia to slow down CNG smuggling.*
Intercoms: *In Ukrainian* Attention! You cannot enter Ukraine from Crimea due to CNG smuggling activities there. If you have been exposed to CNG and you are visiting Ukraine, please report that to customs for health examination. Thank you for your cooperation.
Kostyantyn: *In Ukrainian* Nothing here so far.
Psycho Blade: *In Ukrainian* Found a few! Lyaksandro! Our allies reported several cases of CNG smuggling from the North American region. Looks like summer vacation is going to get ruined this year.
*Singapore*
*The government temporarily shuts down entry from Malaysia.*
Intercoms: Attention all visitors! If you are attempting to enter the port of entry into Singapore by road, please return back to Malaysia. This port of entry is closed due to CNG smuggling activities. Soldiers will be deployed at Changi International Airport. If you are caught smuggling CNG into the country, you will be jailed for questioning before being deported indefinitely. We thank you for your cooperation.
Police 1: CNG SMUGGLER! STOP HIM!
Police 2: Got him!
Police 3: Raid the casinos and start looking for CNG!
*Liwei's pugs, Yin and Yang, begins to bark loudly and constantly due to presence of CNG.*
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Hey, Luong! Did you see anyone bringing CNG here? We're one case away to having a national border lockdown!
*Macao, China*
*A CNG smuggler's hotel suite on the top floor explodes, but doesn't harm the smuggler. However, there's gold coins raining all over the city from that. Police promptly raid the affected suite and arrest the smuggler.*
Civilian 1: *In Chinese (Cantonese dialect)* Gold coins?
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* Liu! Look at this! It's raining golden coins over this casino city!
*Taiwan*
*A CNG smuggler's pants explodes with golden coins bursting out of it as he frantically tries to dispose the CNG as civilians run and scream in panic in Chinese.*
CNG Smuggler: Get off of me!
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* There's a half-naked guy with money leaking under his shirt after his pants blew up with money!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* Lei! Lei the Formosan Lion! Help! You gotta see this!
Leo the Patriotic Lion: (narrating) I bet that was embarrassing for that guy.
*Almaty, Kazakhstan*
*The country undergoes a national lockdown due to CNG smugglers.*
Zarina: *In Kazakh to Arystan* We are a major producer of uranium. CNG and uranium do not mix. We tried to arrest a smuggler, but he accidentally blew himself up into dust because the CNG got in contact with stolen uranium. Who knows what they can do together next? Even worse is that members of the GSAF are involved in smuggling uranium and CNG for experimental purposes. Such an operation is suicide itself.
*Poland*
Jarek: *In Polish to Leonek the Hussar Lion* You sure riding on your horse to an area with potentially high CNG activity is safe?
*Sweden*
*The country locks down their borders.*
Felicia: *In Swedish* Why can't I just enjoy summer here in peace? I wonder how the CNG smugglers would react if they saw Lennart.
Gustav: *In Swedish* They'd drop and surrender. Our government is working on a bill that would punish CNG smugglers from overseas with instant and indefinite deportation. Other than the GSAF, where are these foreigners coming from?
*Denmark*
Danger Drummer: *In Danish to Lenarth the Naval Lion.* Sir! I haven't seen any suspicious activity so far! Have you seen anything? Our government is debating if they should enact martial law just to be safe or not. Do you think our government should enforce martial law for a week?
*Around the world.*
*Reserve soldiers in border towns and cities go on active patrol duty to help stop CNG smuggling.*
*Iceland*
*Boxes of CNG washes up on a beach.*
Civilian 1: *In Icelandic* What's that?
Civilian 2: *In Icelandic* Never seen that before. I think we should ask Leonhard the Mighty Lion about this.
Civilian 3: *In Icelandic* If it looks suspicious, call the police!
Civilian 4: *In Icelandic* Get away from that and tell Leonhard what we saw!
*Everybody calls the police before speaking to Leonhard to let him know that boxes of CNG have washed up ashore.*
Guitar Guardian: *In Icelandic* Yes, and stay away from that. *Uses his communicator to warn the G-52 HQ in English.* Guitar Guardian here! There's boxes of CNG that have washed up ashore in Iceland! What's going on? We've never seen this before here!
*G-52 HQ*
*We get word of the other nations, and all of Leo's parallels are immediately working on the cases.*
Cripto: This is getting to be an epidemic!
Super C: *via communicator to Guitar Guardian* Call the C.I.D.F. immediately. They're experts in handling the stuff. But if it isn't the GSAF or Bendraqi, then I don't know exactly what's happening. Do note CNG sometimes spreads by itself, just as a virus would.
Leo: *via app* Attention all parallels; get working on the CNG epidemic, and make it snappy!
*Denmark*
Lenarth: *in Danish* I hate to say it, but yes. Go for it. What we can't figure out is who or what is smuggling this if it isn't Bendraqi. Well, maybe the GSAF. They do smuggle that stuff.
*Taiwan*
Lei: *in Chinese* I saw it already. *to the police* Intercept all the money and send it to the government, on the double!
*Poland*
Leonek: *in Polish* Do not underestimate me. I'm a hussar.
*China*
Lei: *in Chinese* Well, that's the first time I've ever seen it rain money. Marco Polo and Kublai Khan thankfully didn't have to deal with this. *through megaphone* That is not your money to keep, citizens, because CNG was involved. Instead, have the police help you collect it, and send it to the government. They'll know what to do with it. I hope. Meanwhile, arrest that smuggler!
*The smuggler is arrested.*
*Iceland*
Leonhard: *in Icelandic* And just when I was about to ask the Drumbums to have another parade with me. Oh, well.
*He contacts the C.I.D.F.*
*all around the world*
*The C.I.D.F. get working on collecting the CNG.*
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: Oh; this is worse than I expected.
Zax: Kazakhstan looks pretty dangerous because if CNG and uranium gets too close to each other, that's a lethal chain reaction waiting to happen!
Jill: If it gets near any uranium extracting site then yes.
Juno: Looks like a global lockdown is underway.
Zax: The world is going to be like one of those apocalypse and quarantine themed video games from Russia at least!
Juno: That means curfews and civilians won't be able to drive their own vehicles for any reason anymore!
Jack: I don't think it's going to be that bad.
Juno: And how on Earth did CNG end up in Iceland like that?! That's not possible!
Dustin: BSL4 facilities around Earth is going to be filled with CNG samples at least.
Zax: BSL4 stands for Biosafety Level 4; these are lab facilities that handles dangerous organic material, including CNG, that require the highest level of security and each scientist who works in a BSL4 is monitored by experienced specialist soldiers who also act as security in these facilities. The Galveston National Laboratory is a BSL4 facility in Texas at some beach town called Galveston.
Jack: Oh, hey; that's where the US Marines Reserves work at as facility security there.
*Poland*
Jarek: *In Polish* Understood.
Krysia: *In Polish* Jarek, I just hope things don't get too bad where all of us have to hide in bomb shelters.
Jarek: *In Polish* Doubt it. Farthest we may go is a national curfew.
*Denmark*
*The government orders martial law and decides to evacuate all of their visiting foreigners back to their countries of origin. Soldiers are seen patrolling the cities and towns.*
Mathias: *In Danish* Look for any tourists and get them evacuated out of Denmark just to be safe!
American Tourist 1: Wait; what's going on here?
American Tourist 2: We're being evacuated by plane!
Soldier 1: *In Danish* Get them to the airports and fly them out of here!
Soldier 2: *In Danish* Man, this is bad.
American Tourist 3: I knew I should have stayed home!
American Tourist 4: I may never travel again; I'm better off just letting the cabin fever get to me. Or am I?
Super C: (narrating) I doubt it.
*Kazakhstan*
*The government orders martial law along with a national lockdown as well as evacuating tourists out of the country to have them sent back home. A strict curfew is also being enforced as well.*
Zarina: *In Kazakh* Troops! I need you to check every uranium extraction site to make sure there are no CNG nearby! The last thing we want is CNG near a radioactive substance like uranium! Who knows what's going to happen!
Sanzhar: *In Kazakh* Military personnel are the only ones allowed outside! Everybody else must maintain inside in their workplaces and home! If for some reason you cannot make it to work, your bosses know of the current situation! We advise that you close your windows as well for your protection!
Civilian 1: *In Kazakh after closing his window shutters.* It can't be that bad, can it?
Civilian 2: *In Kazakh* Well great. I guess we're not going to have peace in Kazakhstan these days with all this CNG around. I pray they don't get near the uranium extraction sites.
Civilian 3: *In Kazakh* I work in a uranium refinery. Make sure there's no CNG nearby.
Civilian 4: *In Kazakh* Hey if you work in a facility that processes thorium and thorium-powered devices, make sure there's no CNG near them!
Soldier 1: *In Kazakh* Make way for the CIDF!
Soldier 2: *In Kazakh* Please tell me the CIDF understands Kazakh. We only have a handful of soldiers who can be interpreters; two of them are Zarina and Sanzhar.
*Iceland*
*The government decides to evacuate the foreigners and enforce a national curfew to ensure everybody's safety.*
Police 1: *In Icelandic* I don't know if the incoming CIDF members understand Icelandic.
Police 2: *In Icelandic* That's fine. We have Leonhard and many others among us who speak English. They will understand anyways.
*Pecs, Hungary*
*Fully geared soldiers are seen marching with scientists who have secured samples of CNG as they take them to highly secured labs to the city's university where they will be stored and secured.*
Civilian 1: *In Magyar* What's going on? Why are there fully armed soldiers on our campus?
Civilian 2: *In Magyar* That's CNG they're bringing; they're taking it to a BSL4 facility on campus.
Civilian 3: *In Magyar* Okay how did that end up here? I wonder if Lecso knows about how that ended up here?
Civilian 4: *In Magyar* I'm sure he does. As long we're out of the way for the soldiers to move in, we should be good.
*All around the world.*
*Countries begin to enforce curfew through martial law as they evacuate tourists back to their home countries one country at a time.*
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Ugh; this isn't how I want to start my summer off with this year! Why is it that every time I want to enjoy something, it gets ruined by something else?!
Anh: *In Vietnamese* You whine too much, Moon Moon. And besides, you're a dedicated soldier as well as an Eternal. Luong has his duties to do and so do you. Together, we protect our fatherland because that is what our existence is for.
*G-52 HQ*
Super C: And since we've got the C.I.D.F. involved, the odds this will have a happy ending.
Leo: But was the CNG spreading by itself, or was the GSAF or Bendraqi smuggling it?
Cripto: Or was somebody else smuggling it?
D.W.: That we still don't know yet.
*Denmark*
Lenarth: *to the tourists in English* I am very sorry about this, but there's been a CNG outbreak. As a result, all the nations of the world, including us, are having to enact national curfews and discourage tourism. For your own safety, we're sending you back to the States.
American Tourist 2: That's horrible. We'll never have any fun now.
American Tourist 1: But we will do as you ask.
*The tourists pack up their belongings and head home.*
*Kazakhstan*
Arystan: *in Kazakh* Actually, you've got three. Given what happened to me, I can also speak in English. *in English to the C.I.D.F.* You the C.I.D.F.?
C.I.D.F. Soldier 1: That's us. What's the problem?
Arystan: We don't know how the CNG got here, but we can't have it anywhere near any uranium. There might be a dangerous explosion as a result.
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: We're on it. Lead the way.
*Hungary*
Lecso: *in Hungarian* Oh, great. Did that really have to come in here?
*Vietnam*
Luong: *in Vietnamese* But if makes you feel better, Moon Moon, I have the C.I.D.F. working on the case. Too bad they only speak in English, so we need to be translators for them.
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: We have no idea. Even Australia and New Zealand are under lockdown, and they're sending tourists back.
*Australia*
*Soldiers are sent to protect the mines in response to the CNG outbreak.*
Soldier 1: It's going to be the end of civilization as we know it!
Soldier 2: Jamaica is hit with this pretty badly! Get Len here!
Tyler: The Outback Lion has arrived!
*New Zealand*
*Citizens are being sent home from work for their safety as martial law is declared. Clinical workers in hospitals however are working under triage.*
Foxtrot: *Peeks out of his home's window.* Oh, dear; there's APCs on the streets. *On his smartphone to Renata's communicator.* I can't go outside since the government ordered all non-military personnel to stay at home. They're only letting you and our superheroes go with our troops because of this CNG stuff.
*Kazakhstan*
Sanzhar: Go, go, go!
*Hungary*
Mariska: *In Magyar* The University of Pécs has a BSL4 facility and such facilities can contain CNG. Most BSL4 facilities on Earth have also been used to study infectious diseases where they do intensive research in medicine to help end bioterrorism.
Soldier 1: *In Magyar* I hope this blows over soon.
Soldier 2: *In Magyar after spotting more contained CNG samples being brought in for containment and research.* More of those already? Please tell me there's an end to this!
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* I can help!
V-Fox: *In Vietnamese* If there's CNG in Son Doong Cave, it's going to take a long time to find them all there since that's Earth's largest cave!
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Oh, please; no! It's very easy to get lost there! Having been there a few times, the cave has magical signatures and anomalies before, but it's not always CNG related. No doubt that we have Eternals living there, too.
*Sweden*
*A curfew has been ordered with martial law.*
Gustav: *In Swedish to Felicia.* Sorry, but you have to return home in Sundsvall. This city of Malmö is under quarantine due to reports of CNG here.
Felicia: *In Swedish* There goes my travel plans in Sweden. Make sure Lennart is safe. *Takes the train back home to Sundsvall.*
*Korea*
*The Demons of Heaven are watching CNG being washed up on Haeundae Beach.*
Jung-Sang: *In Korean* What's that?
Ki-Moon: *In Korean* Pretty glowy stuff.
Hyung-Won: *In Korean* I don't think we should get near it.
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Get out of that beach!
Kang-Dae: *In Korean* Stay away!
*The CNG activities causes an explosion that pushes the Demons of Heaven back causing them to nearly faint. Little do they know they now have new powers; Jung-Sang has fire based powers and super strength, Ki-Moon has ice based powers and super strength, and Hyung-Won has earth based powers and super strength.*
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Exposure! Repeat! The Demons of Heaven have been exposed to CNG!
Combat Medic 1: *In Korean* Get them to the hospital for observation and recovery!
Combat Medic 2: *In Korean* What did you see?
Jung-Sang: *In Korean as he's being secured on a gurney.* Red, yellow, and orange. Like fire...
Ki-Moon: *In Korean as he's being secured on a gurney.* Blue, I think? Colors of ice is all I know.
Hyung-Won: *In Korean as he'sbeing secured on a gurney.* Black? Grey? But I saw purple and green. Tell Kyu the Hwarang Lion that I'm sorry...
Kang-Dae: *In Korean* Moon Mage; you're a nurse! You should go with them! The soldiers will follow along with you! I'll be with you!
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Kyu must come, too, but keep the media out of this! The Demons of Heaven should not be exposed to the media after what just happened!
*Greece*
*People are being ordered to stay home under martial law.*
Civilian 1: *In Greek* What's the meaning of this?!
Civilian 2: *In Greek* Leonidas! What's going on?
*Armenia*
Civilian 1: *In Armenian* I hope we're not ordered to go to the bomb shelters...
Civilian 2: *In Armenian* Oh, dear... Levon? This isn't the end times is it? You always said everything in the Bible was true!
Civilian 3: *In Armenian* They keep smuggling CNG look what they did now... It's bad... Real bad... If any of that reaches below the ground like a subway station, it's going to get worse...
*Mexico*
Civilian 1: *In Spanish* Leandro, my friend! Are we going to have to use the bomb shelters?!
Civilian 2: *In Spanish* Some people are being ordered to stay home because of CNG! Are we going to be all right, my friend?
*Russia*
Intercoms: *In Russian* A curfew has been enforced. Under no circumstances shall foreigners enter the country at this time and citizens must stay in their homes at all times except for clinical and military personnel. Martial law shall continue indefinitely for the safety of our citizens. We appreciate your cooperation.
Captain Cosmo: *In Russian to Leonid the Cold Lion.* Is it that bad? I just hope our Kazakh neighbors are okay since they're the world producer of uranium and related products. We all know that uranium and CNG do not mix.
Cripto: (narrating) Any TV game shows that usually gave away holidays as prizes had to refrain from doing so because of the CNG epidemic, and consequently struggled to find prizes to use in their places.
Lotto Lion: (narrating) Alternatively, these shows might have temporarily changed their rules to strictly give away money, and any that were giving away nothing but cash to start with (i.e. Jeopardy!) didn't have anything to worry about.
Super C: (narrating) I feel bad for the world. With no travel or tourism, economies were hurting, airpots went out of business, and those people couldn't find work.
*G-52 HQ*
Juno: Yes; we can summon knives from our hands, and we can throw them, too.
Zax: I should've taken the opportunity to do that when facing the GSAF and Bendraqi. Now this is the time!
Jack: This is not good...
*Korea*
Jung-Sang: *In Korean* They're stunned... I can barely hear you... I don't know if I'm all right...
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Their vital signs are normal. Just get them to their private units and let them rest. We'll check on them later. *To Kyu in Korean.* They're okay. No signs of injuries or major illnesses. They just need to rest well.
*Armenia*
Varteni: *In Armenian* The churches have basements that also doubles as panic rooms. Perhaps, we can go under? We even pray during emergency drills at church by utilizing the basement and praying from there for protection.
Intercoms: *In Armenian* There are sightings of enemy air units crossing over Armenia. All citizens must head to their respective bomb shelters in their cities and towns. A national lockdown and martial law has now been enabled. We thank you for your cooperation.
Civilian 1: *In Armenian* We can use the hidden elevators under the church to access the bomb shelter floor from there!
Civilian 2: *In Armenian* Come on, let's go! Levon, you coming with us, or do you need to go with our troops? I got four kids with me here!
*Hyderabad, India*
*Gen. Mishra conducts a raid at the Centre fo Cellular and Molecular Biology, a BSL4 facility. Scientists are hiding in panic rooms and offices as Indian soldiers take on the GSAF.*
Anushka: *In Hindi* I think we're going to have to outsource some of our difficult tasks to The Outsourcer. Lekhan the Rajput Lion is on his way, and he's got his katars ready!
Soldier 1: *In Hindi* That wouldn't be a pretty sight.
Soldier 2: *In Hindi* They're using cyborgs! His katars would go through them instead!
Gen. Mishra: What are you slacking off for? Get them! Our cyborgs can only do so much!
GSAG Terrorists: YES, SIR!
Scientist 1: *In Hindi* Send help to Super C. We need help in India, since the GSAF are here!
Scientist 2: *In Hindi* I'm working on it!
*Brussels, Belgium*
Hubert: *In Dutch as he plays with his friends' pugs.* Here boy! Let me rub your belly!
Civilian 1: *In Dutch as he walks his husky.* Look at my husky!
Hubert: *In Dutch* Oh he's so adorable!
Civilian 2: *In Dutch as he notices his pug approaching CNG.* Get away from that!
Hubert: *In Dutch as he goes after the pug approaching CNG.* NOOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY FROM THAT! That blue CNG looks like solid nuclear waste! *Grabs the pug but the CNG explodes on him sending him into the air before he lands right in front of its owner. Hubert is unconscious but has gained the powers of lightning manipulation, super speed, and being able to summon his own personal lightning broadsword out of thin air.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch as he picks up his pug.* Hubert! Hubert Van Retbergen! Wake up! Oh, no... Somebody help! This blue sergal just saved my dog from blue CNG!
Avon: *In Dutch* Hubert no! Oh no... We lost one of our best Belgian talents! Lieven! The CNG got Hubert! He's unconscious! He just saved his friend's pug from blue CNG, but it blew up on him.
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* Come on, Hubert; breathe!
Civilian 3: *In Dutch* If King Leo was here, Hubert would qualify for the SSSMSB medal on the spot for saving his friend's pug from blue CNG.
Civilian 4: *In Dutch* Hubert, no! Someone call the ambulance!
*An ambulance arrives to Hubert's aid as paramedics secure him on a gurney.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch to Lieven as he tries not to sob.* Hubert saved my dog from blue CNG... This is the same guy who taught my dog to roll around like Neymar. I'm forever in his debt. Thanks to him, I feel closer with my pets and family than ever before. *He ends up sobbing anyway.*
Paramedic 1: *In Dutch* Vital signs are normal. Heart rate is normal.
Paramedic 2: *In Dutch* Oxygen is working. Hubert is still alive.
Avon: *In Dutch* That crazy hacker sergal! Why did Hubert risk his life?! That's my job, not his! He was never a soldier...
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* But he acted like one. Occupation means little in situations like this; it's how one acts. Hubert will be fine.
*G-52 HQ*
Cripto: Knife summoning? I'd hate to be the target if you were to join the circus!
Leo: I never understood that act. COTS doesn't do that; they're not threatening anyone's lives. Their world tour is having to go on hiatus because of this.
Super Leo: Well, maybe once it's safe, the world's people can watch them here.
*More beeping.*
Crush: What's going on over in India?
Super C: I don't know, but we'd better find out. Portals!
*Cripto provides portals, and we jump through.*
*Korea*
Kyu: *in Korean* Oh, wonderful. I'm just glad they'll be okay.
*Armenia*
Levon: *in Armenian* I have to join the soldiers. I've appointed other notable leaders to join you all downstairs.
*India*
*We arrive.*
Super C: Here we are.
Leo: And there's the GSAF.
D.W.: And here comes you. Well, this country's you, anyway.
*Lekhan arrives.*
Lekhan: Oh, thanks for getting here so fast!
Leo: What's the problem?
Outsourcer: The GSAF is at it again. They're buying CNG from Bendraqi and using it for their own gain.
*Netherlands*
Ludo: *in Dutch* Oh my gosh! Get that stuff out of here before it causes a commotion!
*The C.I.D.F. frantically sent more troops to the Netherlands.*
Prius: At this rate, we're going to run out of soldiers.
*Belgium*
Lieven: *in Dutch* Ironic, isn't it? But fret not, people; here comes the ambulance. Meanwhile, there's national orders for all of you to get inside your homes or businesses. I'm going to continue helping remove this stuff.
*The citizens obey, and Lieven helps the paramedics load Hubert into the ambulance.*
Lieven: *in Dutch to himself* I have a sad feeling he's become a superhero as a result.
*India*
Anushka: We suspect that the GSAF has samples of uranium so they can experiment them with CNG.
Jack: And you do know what that means, right?
Zax: Centre of Cellular and Molecular Biology... The building appears to be updated recently.
Juno: We'll have to be sneaky from here.
Gen. Mishra: Where's the scientists? We must abduct them to assist us in our research in combining CNG and uranium!
Zax: *Summons knives in his hands.* Too many enemies...
Juno: *Summons knives in his hands.* Let's take out that cyborg. *Throws a knife at a GSAF cyborg causing it to explode and push the GSAF terrorists away.* All right! Do not let any of them take the scientists hostage!
Gen. Mishra: You want a piece of mem boy?!
Anushka: Let me throw the smoke grenade in first before we proceed. *Throws in smoke grenade into the facility.* Go, go, go!
Gen. Mishra: They're filling up the place with smoke!
Jill: Look for any GSAF who have samples of uranium.
*Armenia*
Varteni: *In Armenian to Levon.* Good luck, then. *Heads with the civilians to head downstairs.*
Armenak: *In Armenian* Welcome to my APC, Levon. Hopefully this blows over.
*The Netherlands*
Isaac: *In Dutch as he opens the door before pointing his SCAR assault rifle only to find a shop overstuffed with marijuana. Little does he know, there's a foreign drug dealer trapped inside because he smuggled CNG and marijuana.* Oh my gosh... How is there so much marijuana here?!
Drug Dealer: Don't shoot me, please! I'll surrender! *Surrenders.*
Isaac: *In Dutch* Be advised; suspect does not speak Dutch. *In English* What are you doing? *Handcuffs the drug dealer.*
Drug Dealer: Smuggling marijuana and CNG. I wanted to do an experiment to see what happens if I combine them together. I didn't expect things to get that bad here!
Isaac: Are you out of your mind?! We're deporting you back and whatever your country does to you for this case, that's on them!
Drug Dealer: Oh, please; do not let Ludo see me here!
Isaac: I can't guarantee that. *Takes the drug dealer into custody.*
Soldier 1: *In Dutch* Looks like a marijuana lab.
Soldier 2: *In Dutch* Get the CNG here.
Soldier 3: *In Dutch as he uses a containment kit to secure the CNG.* Specimen secured!
*Belgium*
Avon: *In Dutch to Lieven.* He still has a lot to learn since the pug incident back in Russia. Not to mention, there's a possibility that he will be put under close military and government surveillance. Powers come with responsibilities.
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* Hang in there Hubert!
Civilian 6: *In Dutch* He nearly gave his life for his friend's pug.
*Japan*
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* Huh? Everything is so different. Soldiers are everywhere with their vehicles...
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* CNG samples have been found across Japan.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* I'm worried the GSAF may invade here.
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* They won't last five minutes. They tried to invade Vietnam and things went awful for them.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* What? Half the shops are closed! And most office buildings are closed!
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* Well martial law has been enacted and these workplaces have ordered their employees to stay safe and go home for the time being. In Kazakhstan, the facilities that deal with uranium and their byproducts as part of their jobs are closed with their employees at home to ensure everybody's safety. Why anyone wants to experiment uranium and CNG together is beyond dangerous. I doubt even Bendraqi would think that's a good idea.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* Or what if he wants to test it out to see what happens? What if he has his own personal BLS4 lab for that?
Neon Blade: *In Japanese* What a disturbing situation for Bendraqi to combine uranium and CNG. Hopefully the GSAF doesn't succeed in that first.
*India*
Leo: Oh, wow.
T2: *via communicator* Use my new CNG detector mode on your communicators, bros. When you get within range, it will flash blue. The closer you get, the different colors flash, from blue, green, yellow, orange, to red. When it flashes red, you know you found it!
Super C: C.I.D.F. soldiers are going to accompany each of you. Me, too. It just happens to my dad in this instance.
Prius: That's what families do; looking out for one another. Shall we proceed?
Super C: Let's do it.
*Leo starts to feel a slight headache.*
T2: Are you all right, bro?
Leo: I think I am, but Ludo isn't.
*The Netherlands*
*Ludo almost passes out upon seeing the sight of the CNG and marijuana together.*
Ludo: Oh, bad! *A civilian catches him. He speaks in Dutch.* Thank you. Tell me I didn't just see what I saw!
Citizen 1: *in Dutch* You saw it. I saw it, too, and I'm just as angry.
*The suspect is found to be American, and so he is thrust into a recall pod and sent to Riker's Prison.*
*Belgium*
Lieven: *in Dutch* I do hope that he learned his lesson about the trolling. But he is to be praised for protecting his people.
*Medical staff continue to treat Hubert.*
*Japan*
Ryo: *in Japanese* Do not be afraid. The C.I.D.F. have sent troops to help us collect this stuff. All I ask of you is to obey their instructions down to the last detail.
*Armenia*
Levon: *in Armenian* I hope so, too. There's no way to prevent this stuff from existing. But apparently Bendraqi knows how to create it, and as a result, everything that is happening is happening.
*India*
Gen. Mishra: *In Hindi angrily.* If you don't let me in, we the GSAF, will force ourselves in and abduct you for our CNG projects!
Scientist 3: *In Hindi* Please don't! Lekhan is with us!
Gen. Mishra: *In Hindi* That does it! You have 10 seconds before we use everything to breach this door open and I mean it!
*The Netherlands*
*Citizens protest to keep the current marijuana legal status to medicinal use only in Amsterdam only and demand that their government dispose all plans to liberalise marijuana laws to legalize them for recreational use.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* No we will not follow America's examples in slowly allowing the drug for recreational use! We Dutch demand that you keep the current laws on the drug as is!
Civilian 3: *In Dutch* Marijuana is for medicine only! Stop ruining our capital's reputation!
Civilian 4: *In Dutch* No recreational marijuana in The Netherlands! This is medicine!
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* Keep our dispensaries as pharmacies! No prescription, no marijuana!
*Armenia*
Armenak: *In Armenian* Creating CNG?! But that's pure madness! Does he realize what he's doing to our world? Planes will stop flying because of this and airports will close leaving trains as the only choice for international travel, meaning going through several layers of militarized border security!
*Belarus*
Intercoms: *In Belorussian* Attention citizens! Martial law is now in effect, and anyone is subject to random inspections by military personnel. Please cooperate with military personnel, or you will be arrested. Do not be surprised if you see soldiers patrolling in your residential areas, as their jobs is to ensure your safety. We thank you for your cooperation.
Soldier 1: *In Belorussian* You have been selected for an on-spot inspection. Please have your arms out for inspection.
Civilian 1: *In Belorussian as he has his arms out to allow his body to be inspected by pat-down method.* Yes, sir.
Soldier 2: *In Belorussian* There is nothing to be afraid of, sir.
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian* Wait, do I pat their bodies down for inspection?
Soldier 3: *In Belorussian* You don't have to, since Liavon is doing that since he's a military general. Carry on, superhero.
Soldier 4: *In Belorussian as he uses an oral swab kit on a civilian to check for CNG or illegal drugs.* Please open your mouth.
Civilian 2: *In Belorussian* Okay. *Opens his mouth as the soldier uses the oral swab on his mouth.*
Soldier 5: *In Belorussian* Liavon has authority to visit your homes anytime to check for CNG. Please cooperate with him.
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian to Liavon after opening the door to his apartment home unit.* I see you want to inspect my home for CNG. I'm innocent; I swear. Take a look if you want; I'll even help you!
*Switzerland*
*Soldiers are seen patrolling the streets for CNG.*
Burkhart: *In German* I can't believe Top Secret had to cancel their performance over this! Is it that bad?!
Cynthia: *In German* Yes, it was that bad. We managed to nab several foreigners sneaking in our country with CNG so we permanently deported them. This global situation with the CNG is so bad, the Belorussian government is using soldiers to inspect their civilian's homes for CNG without warrant on them. Russia is doing the same thing too and Leonid is having to patrol back and forth across that country which is the largest on Earth. Linart the Neutral is busy all day!
*Sweden*
Civilian 1: *In Swedish* If Bendraqi dumps CNG on our country and Lennart gets exposed to it, he'd be a mega super Viking.
Civilian 2: *In Swedish* But imagine if he enters berserk mode in battle.
Civilian 3: *In Swedish* Oh gosh... He would also charge after Bendraqi with his Viking weapons too. That would be a horrific sight!
Gustav: *In Swedish* Relax; we troops searched for CNG across Sweden and so far, we haven't found any! Or at least I hope to be true.
*India*
*The Avenger translates.*
Leo: Do not mess with my counterpart!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* You tell me where to go.
*all over the world*
*As promised, the C.I.D.F. collects all CNG to be disposed of within 48 hours or less. They also offer classes on training with superpowers in event somebody who didn't have powers now has them; i.e. Hubert.*
*India*
Gen. Mishra: I haven't even seen Lekhan and he's too late! By the time he arrives, we're taking his scientists hostage along with the CNG samples they have here! And with uranium, we will be the ultimate force in the galaxy!
Anushka: I wouldn't bet on that. Your men are surrounded and they don't even know it.
*Belarus*
*The citizen leads Liavon to inspect every nook and cranny in his apartment. There's no CNG there.*
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian* See? Nothing! You know we'd never lie to you.
*India*
*Lekhan arrives and strikes a fighting pose.*
Lekhan: You were saying?
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* Of course. But so far there have been four different apartments in this complex that did have CNG samples. Clearly you're not involved the scheme. Sorry to bother you, then. Have a nice day.
*He leaves.*
*India*
Jack: *Notices Lekhan's katars.* Whoa! Huge knives!
Gen. Mishra: To a gun fight? *Readies his PKM machine gun at Lekhan.* Let's rock and roll! *Pulls the trigger to fire as everybody takes cover before they take on the GSAF terrorists leaving Gen. Mishra as the target for Lekhan.*
Zax: Lekhan is pretty fast, and I'm not sure if risking getting punched by those blades is a good idea. He can swing them and cut your gun though.
Gen. Mishra: Socialism is worth every risk for humanity as a whole! How do you think Stalin was able to turn Russia from a backwards nation to one of the most successful and powerful nation the world has ever seen?!
Juno: Complete with millions being sent to the gulags to die there? I don't think so!
*Belarus*
*Eventually, the soldiers apprehend at least four CNG smugglers.*
Soldier 1: *In Belorussian* General! We found the culprits!
Soldier 2: *In Belorussian* Whoa!
CNG Smuggler 1: *In Belorussian* CNG is big business.
CNG Smuggler 2: *In Belorussian* A risk worth taking, I must say.
Soldier 3: *In Belorussian* You have any idea what you just did?
Soldier 4: *In Belorussian* Someone could get hurt by this.
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian to Liavon.* You and I will be translators for the C.I.D.F. This is getting way out of hand!
*India*
Lehkan: You asked for it! Get out of my country!
*He begins to slice through all the ammo coming at him, and eventually chops the gun to pieces.*
Leo: Try to shoot him now!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* I agree; enough was enough a long time ago.
*India*
Gen. Mishra: *Notices Lekhan's katar is pointing close at his neck as he involuntarily surrenders with his troops.* Legends say that your katars can pierce armored vehicles with ease. I have yet to see this being confirmed.
*Indian soldiers arrest the terrorists and confiscate the uranium and CNG.*
Jack: Mission accomplished! Over and out!
C.K./King Leo: (narrating) So we got that one out of the way, but the only thing we were sure about is what we knew all along: CNG is too unpredictable, and there's no use bothering to do any crazy experiments with it unless you are a C.I.D.F. soldier with proper training.
*Later, we head to Belgium for Hubert's speech as citizens petition to nominate Hubert as a recipient for the SSSMSB from King Leo/C.K.*
*Brussels, Belgium*
Hubert: *In Dutch* Glad my doctors said I have no life-threatening injuries or conditions. So what is this medal again?
Avon: *In Dutch* SSSMSB in English. I forgot the actual words. It's awarded to those who went beyond the call of duty to perform a heroic act. In your case, you're a citizen who saved your friend's pug from CNG exposure.
Hubert: *In Dutch* That's all I last remember was me saving his pug. After that, I heard a boom and everything went black! Wait. Lieven! Is it really true that I'm getting a medal from King Leo? Everybody keeps saying I should get one for saving my friend's pug!
*Translations are provided.*
Lieven: *in Dutch* Yes. You really are getting this medal. Chances are you've also got superpowers.
C.K./King Leo: It's a mouthful to say, but it stands for Stupendously Superiorly Shiny Medal of Superiority and Bravery. Think of this as a little bit like winning the US Medal of Honor, or the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Hmmm. Are those two different things or two names for the same thing? I tend to forget.
Avon: Well we have the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold which is about our equivalent. Hubert fits the criteria for that medal too so he's getting that.
Hubert: Wait, but I'm a hacker from the Dissidents. People are supposed to hate me because of that.
Avon: Emmanuel Macron got that award, and he's a crook in jail. You deserve that medal more than he does!
Hubert: Oh?
Avon: Heroes receive parades before medals. Take a look at yours.
Hubert: Forsythian-Belgian bands, too? All these marching bands for me?! Then two medals?! *To. C.K./King Leo* These marching bands are for me? It's a huge parade and awards ceremony!
Avon: Our King, Philippe of Belgium, and his family are waiting for you to award you the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold. King Leo will award you the SSSMSB afterwards there.
Hubert: This is some kind of joke right? *Notices Philippe of Belgium.* No... Is he really waiting for me? Who told him of my story of me saving my friend's pug?
Avon: Your friend himself, of course!
C.K./King Leo: You are correct; it's all for you. Just promise me you won't get a big head out of this.
Hubert: I won't.
*Hubert walks to King Philippe of Belgium to receive his Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold before receiving his Stupendously Superiorly Shiny Medal of Superiority and Bravery from King Leo. He of course shake hands with both kings as citizens gather in crowds as they wave their Belgian national flags.*
Civilian 1: *In Dutch* We love you Hubert!
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* Never thought you would nearly give your life for someone's pet! It means a lot to their family!
Hubert: All right. So uhm... I'm not good at speeches. Avon, do you want to speak?
Avon: Sure. *Gets on the podium to test the mic.* Test, test. *In Dutch on the mic as the crowd quiets down.* Okay; just making sure this works. Well, I suppose I can give a short speech. It all began with Hubert being a mischievous troll for laughs. It all began with an online chat right before a FIFA match against Brazil. We all know what that was. It all began when a friend of ours made a comment comparing a certain Brazilian football player to a pug, because they both roll on the ground a lot.
From there, Hubert and his friends, who were in Russia at the time, went out to adopt as many pugs as they can from the local shelters there to give them new homes as well as use them for entertainment and trolling purposes against Brazil. A dog may be man's best friend, but these days, they are also a part of family. To a pet, you mean everything to them. They are never to be taken for granted. Hubert does not own any pugs because Lieven at the time told him he can't have any to discourage him from carrying out his trolling plans against Brazil. It was also part of the punishment in addition to him marching from Russia to Belgium on foot through Belarus, Poland, and Germany in between.
I never thought pugs were one of Hubert's favorite dog breeds, but one thing is true about these pugs; they do indeed bring a lot of joy and humour. At the same time of course, they come with responsibilities, just like any other pet. And for Hubert to go out his way to save a pug from CNG, it really shows how far he is willing to put his life on the line to save a fellow citizen and their family. The shocking part about him is that he has no military experience. Because of that, his action was unexpected as well as heroic. And I think King Leo wants to say something before letting Hubert speak. Lieven is here, as he will be able to provide translations of King Leo's speech into Dutch. *To King Leo* Do you want to speak or would you rather let Hubert speak next?
Hubert: King Leo, I think you should speak since you're the one who awarded me the SSSMSB. I think our people would like to hear your side of the story before hearing my side of the story of how I felt when I was awarded that medal and the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold. I'm really speechless at the moment.
*Lieven translates as necessary.*
C.K./King Leo: All right, then. *to crowds on podium* Whilst the SSSMSB is limited to one per person, it is given at my discretion based upon valor and duty to one's country. Considering the circumstances, Hubert's near-sacrifice to save that dog is worthy of such an award. *He explains the history of the medal a bit.* And so we congratulate you, Hubert, upon being the latest recipient of this prestigious award. Congratulations!
*He hangs the medal around Hubert's neck while the crowd cheers.*
C.K./King Leo: What would you like to say to your people?
Hubert: A lot, I think. *In Dutch* I never thought I would be described or even be seen as heroic. I always thought of myself as mischievous. Being a Dissident, I was expecting to be disliked, because I'm a hacker. Yet it's something that I do best. I'm also a bit of a troll as well.
As Avon stated, it all began last year in Russia prior to our football match against Brazil. And it took one online comment to spark my obsession with pugs. Pugs are loyal and humorous dogs. Yet, they played a major role in our history.
Understand that we used to be part of the Dutch Empire when William the Silent was leading the charge. He had a pug named Pompey with him, who served him as a loyal companion. Pugs were once popular among the royalty since the days of the Chinese dynasties.
So what do pugs have to do with Dutch and Belgian people today? A Spanish assassin was sent out to kill William, but Pompey saw him and barked to wake up his owner. The assassin fled, and William woke up knowing that enemy was nearby. Because of Pompey's heroic actions, the pug was seen as a symbol of defence for the Dutch people as well as a symbol against Spanish invaders. Had it not been for that dog, we'd be speaking Spanish instead of Dutch, French, and German. Hence I unknowingly revived that reference when I led my friends to adopt pugs from Russian shelters to give them new homes as well as to use them to troll the Brazilians.
I thought it was worth it, but because of how I nearly ended the world by ticking Lieven off, I'm starting to regret this choice. I did it because we are honorable people, not cheaters. I did apologize to the Brazilians after my marching punishments, and I swore that I will not allow my friends to use their pugs to troll Brazil in football in the Olympics in Japan next year.
There is one request I want to make for every government on Earth and the request is this; do not hire and use people as a tool of force because of their powers. Only hire people who can serve the duty for their citizens first. Duty to defend is the purpose of government and every government the duty to put their own kind and citizens first and foremost.
To think that my name would reach the King of Belgium to present me this award, along with this other one from King Leo, it's a huge thing to me. These medals symbolize as reminders of duty and for me to receive these medals, I am reminded of my duty to use my talents and abilities to protect Belgium and our people overseas before the government gets to the scene. It's not an easy task and the idea of a hacker, who is also a troll, has a duty to protect his people may seem ironic at first. But then again, our country needs one more Belgian who has the skills and abilities to stand up against Bendraqi and other mad men out there.
Belgium has earned another hero; he is the one you're looking at behind this podium. I like to have fun and do what I want, but at the same time, it is my duty to never disappoint you no matter what happens! Fellow Belgians, I will make you proud!
*Everybody cheers on wildly for Hubert as Belgian flags continue to be waved as red, yellow, and black biodegradable confetti falls from the sky.*
Juno: So that's why Hubert and his fellow Belgians were obsessed with pugs; they saved Belgium from the Spanish Empire!
Zax: Yet Hubert is forbidden from owning one just to be safe, so he doesn't risk making Lieven mad over stupid things.
Jack: So that's where the whole thing with the Belgians and pugs come from; William the Silent leading the Dutch Empire to protect Belgium from the Spanish. It makes sense now!
Avon: *In Dutch* Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem for the Kingdom of Belgium.
*Foreigners quiet down and stand up as citizens stand up and sing La Brabaçonne in French, Dutch, then German as Forsythian-Belgians perform their anthem with their instruments. After the anthem, the crowds cheer again.*
Lieven: Congratulations, Hubert; you've made us all proud. No doubt you have redeemed yourself.
Super C: How are you feeling right now?
Hubert: Really good and different.
Zachary/Zihao: You can still be silly, funny, and all that, but no trolling.
Espen: And look who's the first lucky star from the Dissidents! The most unexpected thing has happened!
Mr. Letterman: I'm really proud of you! Make us and our allies proud!
Hubert: Thanks, everybody! This is really unexpected; something different. Nobody in our world expected this, but it happens.
Avon: Too bad the bad news is that along with the fact that we're not letting you own a pug just to prevent you from using it to troll people with it, you will join the Demons of Heaven in the G-52 HQ in Wildcat City for training to learn and handle your powers. You do not have to become a G-52 or dress as a superhero for this program, but you will learn to manage your powers like one. You may undergo some training that the G-52s went through but they won't be as intense as the actual thing. Just enough to learn how to utilize and control your powers.
Hubert: Oh... Wonderful...
Super C: (narrating) That's a story for another day. These kinds of programs are open to anybody who has experienced these kinds of experiences, and the C.I.D.F. and I are certified instructors for these programs. If you know somebody who has been empowered thanks to CNG, and wants to go through these training programs, use the G-52 app to learn more about it.
From T2's experiments, the methods of contact information are also expanding to other forms of communication. If you want to call us toll free (provided it is genuine and not a prank call), the number is 1-800-G52-HERO. (1-800-452-4376). If you prefer social media, you can contact us about the programs on all the different platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.). If you want to use the internet, the website is www.g52info.com. You can also file incident reports involving CNG to us (although the police will ask you to do it for them as well).
However, the most important thing to remember is this: these other methods are for contact information and for questions about these programs and other reports only! These are not to be used in an actual emergency! If you have an emergency that requires our attention, such as Bendraqi terrorizing the country, or when a CNG outbreak occurs, use the app! We can't have prank calls and robots flooding these things. And besides, it's still in the testing phase! Got it? Good.
Thanks, be safe, and don't leave your hometown.
THE END
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CNG Studies
Super C: (narrating) Super C reporting. The outbreaks we have had, now leading us to label this as the CNG epidemic, are doing more than just giving people superpowers (especially the ones that don't like superheroes). They're causing chaos in the form of controlling weather, turning dormant volcanoes active again, leading to the destruction of buildings, and generally controlling chaos. It doesn't help our cause that Bendraqi knows how to create more of it. Until CNG is entirely eradicated (except for the gold kind, since that's safe and does good things for the world), the world isn't safe. So do me a favor and live your lives to the fullest, because every day could be your last.
Here we took a look at the depths of CNG's unpredictable actions in a bit more detail, but first, I wanted to ask Cripto and the others now known as the Money Moguls a few questions about how CNG is affecting them. It thus also leads me to point out that even with all the cash they've earned from these elements, all combined together, it is still less than the individual totals of the two wealthiest beings in the world today: Liwei the Red Lion of Singapore, and Ludo the Merchant Lion of the Netherlands. And they don't have money-based superpowers.
*later*
*In Cripto's basement, we help him install a few pinball tables people sent him as gifts, since he sold a few of his arcade games he had.*
Cripto: I like pinball better anyways. Even my favorite video games were pinball simulators.
Super C: Do tell me this for the records; we now know the color combination of CNG that was making you guys rich. But how was it paying you automatically? That way, I know not to award any demerits or fines. I also want to protect everybody so that nobody else suffers from being forced to be rich.
Cripto: Thank you, boss; I appreciate that. When it began with me, it was paying cash if I was playing a video game adaptation of a TV game show, and if there was merchandise prizes involved, it paid me cash equal to the amount of the prize. It still does today, obviously. It also pays $1 per point if the video arcade game I'm playing keeps score in dollars, and it pays $1 per point if the game I'm playing is a real pinball machine, or if the video game is a pinball simulator. Not a bad return on a quarter.
Super C: Not bad at all.
Lotto Lion: The same things apply to me.
Quiz King: And me, but only because we are game show hosts.
Corps Coon: What we haven't figured out is why this same thing applies to the DCI recruits, myself included, but the same things apply here. And the CNG effects know who's playing.
Super C: Well, there has to be some reason. But I thank you; that's what I need to know.
*Super C writes notes down. The first pinball machine installed is High Speed, and Cripto had it restored to perfect appearance.*
Leo: Oh, wow; that's a nice one. What year is this from?
Cripto: 1986.
Super C: I think I recognize this one. Is this by the guy that got busted speeding?
Cripto: Yes. Steve Richtie said he was inspired to make this game after a real life experience where the cops busted him after he was driving 146 MPH in his Porsche. That's why it says 146 on the back glass there.
Leo: Interesting. It serves him right for speeding. But still, sometimes the best ideas come from real life experiences.
Cripto: One word of warning, though: this game is extremely flashy. If you have seizures or can't stand lights, don't watch.
*After watching the attract mode, Cripto sets it to free play and starts a game.*
Zachary/Zihao: Oh, hey; I haven't seen this pinball machine since like forever!
Zax: Pinball machines in general. really.
Juno: Amazing how far we moved past pinball machines these days.
Jack: Guys. don't get distracted now. We should be focusing on the CNG smuggling route. Jamaica is a hotspot for CNG smuggling. but luckily. we have Lennie the Buccaneer Lion. He's seen about everything. In fact, we should check on Lennie.
Juno: We'd have to get to the G-52 HQ first from here before we get in touch with him.
Super C: You'd also be amazed at how pinball survived the second world war and video games.
Super Leo: I remember this machine, too. It was highly advanced for 1986.
*We wait for Cripto's game to finish, and then he checks his bank account.*
Cripto: There, see? The total I scored is now in dollars and deposited, although that wasn't one of my best games.
Super C: That's not bad for the first go.
*Cripto then logs out, closes his laptop, and we then walk over to HQ to check on Lennie.*
*later*
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: I would advise you to either refrain from playing the pinball machine to earn money, or find a way where you can play the pinball machine without having money from it just to be extremely safe. Chuong, Anh, Avon, Yamazaki, Kang-Dae, and Kirk are UN1024 Eternals, and they warned me about Eterna's law regarding the use of money-based powers. They would hate to be the one to put someone in Eterna's jail for six months over this.
Jill: All right. Now that tourism season has arrived to Jamaica, lets check on him. *Activates the communication systems to reach out to Lennie.* Lennie, how are things going in Jamaica?
Zax: Me thinks CNG smuggling is higher in areas that has high tourism traffic during this season. Summer has just barely begun and already this stuff is happening.
*Jamaica*
*Jamaican soldiers are seen patrolling major tourism areas due to incidences of CNG smuggling.*
Lyndon: At this rate, someone is going to die.
Soldier 1: They shouldn't mess with the CNG stuff, mon!
Soldier 2: Poor Lennie is up to his neck dealing with cases like this!
Soldier 3: Just one of those days, mon! Never seen anything like this before! At least we were trained to get ready for this.
Captain Cutlass: Another one already? Come on, mon! Can't we at least have a break from this, since the foreigners are coming here for their holidays as well?!
*G-52 HQ*
Super C: *to Jack* But he's not going to be penalized for playing the pinball machine because it was the CNG doing this to him since it first affected him at age 15; I checked with the white kitten on that. This was automatic, not him doing it on purpose.
Cripto: I don't think I'll play it too often. It's mainly to decorate the basement.
Leo: What's going on, Lennie?
*Jamaica*
Lennie: *via communicator* I tell you what; this crazy stuff you call CNG is spreading all over Jamaica just like weeds!
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: Okie dokie, then! *To Lennie* Wow that's worse than I thought.
Jill: I imagine Russia is scrutinizing their borders.
Zax: This doesn't sound good. Let's check the other countries.
*Ukraine*
*Border soldiers shut off incoming traffic from the Crimea region of Russia to slow down CNG smuggling.*
Intercoms: *In Ukrainian* Attention! You cannot enter Ukraine from Crimea due to CNG smuggling activities there. If you have been exposed to CNG and you are visiting Ukraine, please report that to customs for health examination. Thank you for your cooperation.
Kostyantyn: *In Ukrainian* Nothing here so far.
Psycho Blade: *In Ukrainian* Found a few! Lyaksandro! Our allies reported several cases of CNG smuggling from the North American region. Looks like summer vacation is going to get ruined this year.
*Singapore*
*The government temporarily shuts down entry from Malaysia.*
Intercoms: Attention all visitors! If you are attempting to enter the port of entry into Singapore by road, please return back to Malaysia. This port of entry is closed due to CNG smuggling activities. Soldiers will be deployed at Changi International Airport. If you are caught smuggling CNG into the country, you will be jailed for questioning before being deported indefinitely. We thank you for your cooperation.
Police 1: CNG SMUGGLER! STOP HIM!
Police 2: Got him!
Police 3: Raid the casinos and start looking for CNG!
*Liwei's pugs, Yin and Yang, begins to bark loudly and constantly due to presence of CNG.*
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Hey, Luong! Did you see anyone bringing CNG here? We're one case away to having a national border lockdown!
*Macao, China*
*A CNG smuggler's hotel suite on the top floor explodes, but doesn't harm the smuggler. However, there's gold coins raining all over the city from that. Police promptly raid the affected suite and arrest the smuggler.*
Civilian 1: *In Chinese (Cantonese dialect)* Gold coins?
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* Liu! Look at this! It's raining golden coins over this casino city!
*Taiwan*
*A CNG smuggler's pants explodes with golden coins bursting out of it as he frantically tries to dispose the CNG as civilians run and scream in panic in Chinese.*
CNG Smuggler: Get off of me!
Civilian 1: *In Chinese* There's a half-naked guy with money leaking under his shirt after his pants blew up with money!
Civilian 2: *In Chinese* Lei! Lei the Formosan Lion! Help! You gotta see this!
Leo the Patriotic Lion: (narrating) I bet that was embarrassing for that guy.
*Almaty, Kazakhstan*
*The country undergoes a national lockdown due to CNG smugglers.*
Zarina: *In Kazakh to Arystan* We are a major producer of uranium. CNG and uranium do not mix. We tried to arrest a smuggler, but he accidentally blew himself up into dust because the CNG got in contact with stolen uranium. Who knows what they can do together next? Even worse is that members of the GSAF are involved in smuggling uranium and CNG for experimental purposes. Such an operation is suicide itself.
*Poland*
Jarek: *In Polish to Leonek the Hussar Lion* You sure riding on your horse to an area with potentially high CNG activity is safe?
*Sweden*
*The country locks down their borders.*
Felicia: *In Swedish* Why can't I just enjoy summer here in peace? I wonder how the CNG smugglers would react if they saw Lennart.
Gustav: *In Swedish* They'd drop and surrender. Our government is working on a bill that would punish CNG smugglers from overseas with instant and indefinite deportation. Other than the GSAF, where are these foreigners coming from?
*Denmark*
Danger Drummer: *In Danish to Lenarth the Naval Lion.* Sir! I haven't seen any suspicious activity so far! Have you seen anything? Our government is debating if they should enact martial law just to be safe or not. Do you think our government should enforce martial law for a week?
*Around the world.*
*Reserve soldiers in border towns and cities go on active patrol duty to help stop CNG smuggling.*
*Iceland*
*Boxes of CNG washes up on a beach.*
Civilian 1: *In Icelandic* What's that?
Civilian 2: *In Icelandic* Never seen that before. I think we should ask Leonhard the Mighty Lion about this.
Civilian 3: *In Icelandic* If it looks suspicious, call the police!
Civilian 4: *In Icelandic* Get away from that and tell Leonhard what we saw!
*Everybody calls the police before speaking to Leonhard to let him know that boxes of CNG have washed up ashore.*
Guitar Guardian: *In Icelandic* Yes, and stay away from that. *Uses his communicator to warn the G-52 HQ in English.* Guitar Guardian here! There's boxes of CNG that have washed up ashore in Iceland! What's going on? We've never seen this before here!
*G-52 HQ*
*We get word of the other nations, and all of Leo's parallels are immediately working on the cases.*
Cripto: This is getting to be an epidemic!
Super C: *via communicator to Guitar Guardian* Call the C.I.D.F. immediately. They're experts in handling the stuff. But if it isn't the GSAF or Bendraqi, then I don't know exactly what's happening. Do note CNG sometimes spreads by itself, just as a virus would.
Leo: *via app* Attention all parallels; get working on the CNG epidemic, and make it snappy!
*Denmark*
Lenarth: *in Danish* I hate to say it, but yes. Go for it. What we can't figure out is who or what is smuggling this if it isn't Bendraqi. Well, maybe the GSAF. They do smuggle that stuff.
*Taiwan*
Lei: *in Chinese* I saw it already. *to the police* Intercept all the money and send it to the government, on the double!
*Poland*
Leonek: *in Polish* Do not underestimate me. I'm a hussar.
*China*
Lei: *in Chinese* Well, that's the first time I've ever seen it rain money. Marco Polo and Kublai Khan thankfully didn't have to deal with this. *through megaphone* That is not your money to keep, citizens, because CNG was involved. Instead, have the police help you collect it, and send it to the government. They'll know what to do with it. I hope. Meanwhile, arrest that smuggler!
*The smuggler is arrested.*
*Iceland*
Leonhard: *in Icelandic* And just when I was about to ask the Drumbums to have another parade with me. Oh, well.
*He contacts the C.I.D.F.*
*all around the world*
*The C.I.D.F. get working on collecting the CNG.*
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: Oh; this is worse than I expected.
Zax: Kazakhstan looks pretty dangerous because if CNG and uranium gets too close to each other, that's a lethal chain reaction waiting to happen!
Jill: If it gets near any uranium extracting site then yes.
Juno: Looks like a global lockdown is underway.
Zax: The world is going to be like one of those apocalypse and quarantine themed video games from Russia at least!
Juno: That means curfews and civilians won't be able to drive their own vehicles for any reason anymore!
Jack: I don't think it's going to be that bad.
Juno: And how on Earth did CNG end up in Iceland like that?! That's not possible!
Dustin: BSL4 facilities around Earth is going to be filled with CNG samples at least.
Zax: BSL4 stands for Biosafety Level 4; these are lab facilities that handles dangerous organic material, including CNG, that require the highest level of security and each scientist who works in a BSL4 is monitored by experienced specialist soldiers who also act as security in these facilities. The Galveston National Laboratory is a BSL4 facility in Texas at some beach town called Galveston.
Jack: Oh, hey; that's where the US Marines Reserves work at as facility security there.
*Poland*
Jarek: *In Polish* Understood.
Krysia: *In Polish* Jarek, I just hope things don't get too bad where all of us have to hide in bomb shelters.
Jarek: *In Polish* Doubt it. Farthest we may go is a national curfew.
*Denmark*
*The government orders martial law and decides to evacuate all of their visiting foreigners back to their countries of origin. Soldiers are seen patrolling the cities and towns.*
Mathias: *In Danish* Look for any tourists and get them evacuated out of Denmark just to be safe!
American Tourist 1: Wait; what's going on here?
American Tourist 2: We're being evacuated by plane!
Soldier 1: *In Danish* Get them to the airports and fly them out of here!
Soldier 2: *In Danish* Man, this is bad.
American Tourist 3: I knew I should have stayed home!
American Tourist 4: I may never travel again; I'm better off just letting the cabin fever get to me. Or am I?
Super C: (narrating) I doubt it.
*Kazakhstan*
*The government orders martial law along with a national lockdown as well as evacuating tourists out of the country to have them sent back home. A strict curfew is also being enforced as well.*
Zarina: *In Kazakh* Troops! I need you to check every uranium extraction site to make sure there are no CNG nearby! The last thing we want is CNG near a radioactive substance like uranium! Who knows what's going to happen!
Sanzhar: *In Kazakh* Military personnel are the only ones allowed outside! Everybody else must maintain inside in their workplaces and home! If for some reason you cannot make it to work, your bosses know of the current situation! We advise that you close your windows as well for your protection!
Civilian 1: *In Kazakh after closing his window shutters.* It can't be that bad, can it?
Civilian 2: *In Kazakh* Well great. I guess we're not going to have peace in Kazakhstan these days with all this CNG around. I pray they don't get near the uranium extraction sites.
Civilian 3: *In Kazakh* I work in a uranium refinery. Make sure there's no CNG nearby.
Civilian 4: *In Kazakh* Hey if you work in a facility that processes thorium and thorium-powered devices, make sure there's no CNG near them!
Soldier 1: *In Kazakh* Make way for the CIDF!
Soldier 2: *In Kazakh* Please tell me the CIDF understands Kazakh. We only have a handful of soldiers who can be interpreters; two of them are Zarina and Sanzhar.
*Iceland*
*The government decides to evacuate the foreigners and enforce a national curfew to ensure everybody's safety.*
Police 1: *In Icelandic* I don't know if the incoming CIDF members understand Icelandic.
Police 2: *In Icelandic* That's fine. We have Leonhard and many others among us who speak English. They will understand anyways.
*Pecs, Hungary*
*Fully geared soldiers are seen marching with scientists who have secured samples of CNG as they take them to highly secured labs to the city's university where they will be stored and secured.*
Civilian 1: *In Magyar* What's going on? Why are there fully armed soldiers on our campus?
Civilian 2: *In Magyar* That's CNG they're bringing; they're taking it to a BSL4 facility on campus.
Civilian 3: *In Magyar* Okay how did that end up here? I wonder if Lecso knows about how that ended up here?
Civilian 4: *In Magyar* I'm sure he does. As long we're out of the way for the soldiers to move in, we should be good.
*All around the world.*
*Countries begin to enforce curfew through martial law as they evacuate tourists back to their home countries one country at a time.*
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Ugh; this isn't how I want to start my summer off with this year! Why is it that every time I want to enjoy something, it gets ruined by something else?!
Anh: *In Vietnamese* You whine too much, Moon Moon. And besides, you're a dedicated soldier as well as an Eternal. Luong has his duties to do and so do you. Together, we protect our fatherland because that is what our existence is for.
*G-52 HQ*
Super C: And since we've got the C.I.D.F. involved, the odds this will have a happy ending.
Leo: But was the CNG spreading by itself, or was the GSAF or Bendraqi smuggling it?
Cripto: Or was somebody else smuggling it?
D.W.: That we still don't know yet.
*Denmark*
Lenarth: *to the tourists in English* I am very sorry about this, but there's been a CNG outbreak. As a result, all the nations of the world, including us, are having to enact national curfews and discourage tourism. For your own safety, we're sending you back to the States.
American Tourist 2: That's horrible. We'll never have any fun now.
American Tourist 1: But we will do as you ask.
*The tourists pack up their belongings and head home.*
*Kazakhstan*
Arystan: *in Kazakh* Actually, you've got three. Given what happened to me, I can also speak in English. *in English to the C.I.D.F.* You the C.I.D.F.?
C.I.D.F. Soldier 1: That's us. What's the problem?
Arystan: We don't know how the CNG got here, but we can't have it anywhere near any uranium. There might be a dangerous explosion as a result.
C.I.D.F. Soldier 2: We're on it. Lead the way.
*Hungary*
Lecso: *in Hungarian* Oh, great. Did that really have to come in here?
*Vietnam*
Luong: *in Vietnamese* But if makes you feel better, Moon Moon, I have the C.I.D.F. working on the case. Too bad they only speak in English, so we need to be translators for them.
*G-52 HQ*
Jack: We have no idea. Even Australia and New Zealand are under lockdown, and they're sending tourists back.
*Australia*
*Soldiers are sent to protect the mines in response to the CNG outbreak.*
Soldier 1: It's going to be the end of civilization as we know it!
Soldier 2: Jamaica is hit with this pretty badly! Get Len here!
Tyler: The Outback Lion has arrived!
*New Zealand*
*Citizens are being sent home from work for their safety as martial law is declared. Clinical workers in hospitals however are working under triage.*
Foxtrot: *Peeks out of his home's window.* Oh, dear; there's APCs on the streets. *On his smartphone to Renata's communicator.* I can't go outside since the government ordered all non-military personnel to stay at home. They're only letting you and our superheroes go with our troops because of this CNG stuff.
*Kazakhstan*
Sanzhar: Go, go, go!
*Hungary*
Mariska: *In Magyar* The University of Pécs has a BSL4 facility and such facilities can contain CNG. Most BSL4 facilities on Earth have also been used to study infectious diseases where they do intensive research in medicine to help end bioterrorism.
Soldier 1: *In Magyar* I hope this blows over soon.
Soldier 2: *In Magyar after spotting more contained CNG samples being brought in for containment and research.* More of those already? Please tell me there's an end to this!
*Vietnam*
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* I can help!
V-Fox: *In Vietnamese* If there's CNG in Son Doong Cave, it's going to take a long time to find them all there since that's Earth's largest cave!
Chuong: *In Vietnamese* Oh, please; no! It's very easy to get lost there! Having been there a few times, the cave has magical signatures and anomalies before, but it's not always CNG related. No doubt that we have Eternals living there, too.
*Sweden*
*A curfew has been ordered with martial law.*
Gustav: *In Swedish to Felicia.* Sorry, but you have to return home in Sundsvall. This city of Malmö is under quarantine due to reports of CNG here.
Felicia: *In Swedish* There goes my travel plans in Sweden. Make sure Lennart is safe. *Takes the train back home to Sundsvall.*
*Korea*
*The Demons of Heaven are watching CNG being washed up on Haeundae Beach.*
Jung-Sang: *In Korean* What's that?
Ki-Moon: *In Korean* Pretty glowy stuff.
Hyung-Won: *In Korean* I don't think we should get near it.
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Get out of that beach!
Kang-Dae: *In Korean* Stay away!
*The CNG activities causes an explosion that pushes the Demons of Heaven back causing them to nearly faint. Little do they know they now have new powers; Jung-Sang has fire based powers and super strength, Ki-Moon has ice based powers and super strength, and Hyung-Won has earth based powers and super strength.*
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Exposure! Repeat! The Demons of Heaven have been exposed to CNG!
Combat Medic 1: *In Korean* Get them to the hospital for observation and recovery!
Combat Medic 2: *In Korean* What did you see?
Jung-Sang: *In Korean as he's being secured on a gurney.* Red, yellow, and orange. Like fire...
Ki-Moon: *In Korean as he's being secured on a gurney.* Blue, I think? Colors of ice is all I know.
Hyung-Won: *In Korean as he'sbeing secured on a gurney.* Black? Grey? But I saw purple and green. Tell Kyu the Hwarang Lion that I'm sorry...
Kang-Dae: *In Korean* Moon Mage; you're a nurse! You should go with them! The soldiers will follow along with you! I'll be with you!
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Kyu must come, too, but keep the media out of this! The Demons of Heaven should not be exposed to the media after what just happened!
*Greece*
*People are being ordered to stay home under martial law.*
Civilian 1: *In Greek* What's the meaning of this?!
Civilian 2: *In Greek* Leonidas! What's going on?
*Armenia*
Civilian 1: *In Armenian* I hope we're not ordered to go to the bomb shelters...
Civilian 2: *In Armenian* Oh, dear... Levon? This isn't the end times is it? You always said everything in the Bible was true!
Civilian 3: *In Armenian* They keep smuggling CNG look what they did now... It's bad... Real bad... If any of that reaches below the ground like a subway station, it's going to get worse...
*Mexico*
Civilian 1: *In Spanish* Leandro, my friend! Are we going to have to use the bomb shelters?!
Civilian 2: *In Spanish* Some people are being ordered to stay home because of CNG! Are we going to be all right, my friend?
*Russia*
Intercoms: *In Russian* A curfew has been enforced. Under no circumstances shall foreigners enter the country at this time and citizens must stay in their homes at all times except for clinical and military personnel. Martial law shall continue indefinitely for the safety of our citizens. We appreciate your cooperation.
Captain Cosmo: *In Russian to Leonid the Cold Lion.* Is it that bad? I just hope our Kazakh neighbors are okay since they're the world producer of uranium and related products. We all know that uranium and CNG do not mix.
Cripto: (narrating) Any TV game shows that usually gave away holidays as prizes had to refrain from doing so because of the CNG epidemic, and consequently struggled to find prizes to use in their places.
Lotto Lion: (narrating) Alternatively, these shows might have temporarily changed their rules to strictly give away money, and any that were giving away nothing but cash to start with (i.e. Jeopardy!) didn't have anything to worry about.
Super C: (narrating) I feel bad for the world. With no travel or tourism, economies were hurting, airpots went out of business, and those people couldn't find work.
*G-52 HQ*
Juno: Yes; we can summon knives from our hands, and we can throw them, too.
Zax: I should've taken the opportunity to do that when facing the GSAF and Bendraqi. Now this is the time!
Jack: This is not good...
*Korea*
Jung-Sang: *In Korean* They're stunned... I can barely hear you... I don't know if I'm all right...
Moon Mage: *In Korean* Their vital signs are normal. Just get them to their private units and let them rest. We'll check on them later. *To Kyu in Korean.* They're okay. No signs of injuries or major illnesses. They just need to rest well.
*Armenia*
Varteni: *In Armenian* The churches have basements that also doubles as panic rooms. Perhaps, we can go under? We even pray during emergency drills at church by utilizing the basement and praying from there for protection.
Intercoms: *In Armenian* There are sightings of enemy air units crossing over Armenia. All citizens must head to their respective bomb shelters in their cities and towns. A national lockdown and martial law has now been enabled. We thank you for your cooperation.
Civilian 1: *In Armenian* We can use the hidden elevators under the church to access the bomb shelter floor from there!
Civilian 2: *In Armenian* Come on, let's go! Levon, you coming with us, or do you need to go with our troops? I got four kids with me here!
*Hyderabad, India*
*Gen. Mishra conducts a raid at the Centre fo Cellular and Molecular Biology, a BSL4 facility. Scientists are hiding in panic rooms and offices as Indian soldiers take on the GSAF.*
Anushka: *In Hindi* I think we're going to have to outsource some of our difficult tasks to The Outsourcer. Lekhan the Rajput Lion is on his way, and he's got his katars ready!
Soldier 1: *In Hindi* That wouldn't be a pretty sight.
Soldier 2: *In Hindi* They're using cyborgs! His katars would go through them instead!
Gen. Mishra: What are you slacking off for? Get them! Our cyborgs can only do so much!
GSAG Terrorists: YES, SIR!
Scientist 1: *In Hindi* Send help to Super C. We need help in India, since the GSAF are here!
Scientist 2: *In Hindi* I'm working on it!
*Brussels, Belgium*
Hubert: *In Dutch as he plays with his friends' pugs.* Here boy! Let me rub your belly!
Civilian 1: *In Dutch as he walks his husky.* Look at my husky!
Hubert: *In Dutch* Oh he's so adorable!
Civilian 2: *In Dutch as he notices his pug approaching CNG.* Get away from that!
Hubert: *In Dutch as he goes after the pug approaching CNG.* NOOOOOOOOO! STAY AWAY FROM THAT! That blue CNG looks like solid nuclear waste! *Grabs the pug but the CNG explodes on him sending him into the air before he lands right in front of its owner. Hubert is unconscious but has gained the powers of lightning manipulation, super speed, and being able to summon his own personal lightning broadsword out of thin air.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch as he picks up his pug.* Hubert! Hubert Van Retbergen! Wake up! Oh, no... Somebody help! This blue sergal just saved my dog from blue CNG!
Avon: *In Dutch* Hubert no! Oh no... We lost one of our best Belgian talents! Lieven! The CNG got Hubert! He's unconscious! He just saved his friend's pug from blue CNG, but it blew up on him.
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* Come on, Hubert; breathe!
Civilian 3: *In Dutch* If King Leo was here, Hubert would qualify for the SSSMSB medal on the spot for saving his friend's pug from blue CNG.
Civilian 4: *In Dutch* Hubert, no! Someone call the ambulance!
*An ambulance arrives to Hubert's aid as paramedics secure him on a gurney.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch to Lieven as he tries not to sob.* Hubert saved my dog from blue CNG... This is the same guy who taught my dog to roll around like Neymar. I'm forever in his debt. Thanks to him, I feel closer with my pets and family than ever before. *He ends up sobbing anyway.*
Paramedic 1: *In Dutch* Vital signs are normal. Heart rate is normal.
Paramedic 2: *In Dutch* Oxygen is working. Hubert is still alive.
Avon: *In Dutch* That crazy hacker sergal! Why did Hubert risk his life?! That's my job, not his! He was never a soldier...
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* But he acted like one. Occupation means little in situations like this; it's how one acts. Hubert will be fine.
*G-52 HQ*
Cripto: Knife summoning? I'd hate to be the target if you were to join the circus!
Leo: I never understood that act. COTS doesn't do that; they're not threatening anyone's lives. Their world tour is having to go on hiatus because of this.
Super Leo: Well, maybe once it's safe, the world's people can watch them here.
*More beeping.*
Crush: What's going on over in India?
Super C: I don't know, but we'd better find out. Portals!
*Cripto provides portals, and we jump through.*
*Korea*
Kyu: *in Korean* Oh, wonderful. I'm just glad they'll be okay.
*Armenia*
Levon: *in Armenian* I have to join the soldiers. I've appointed other notable leaders to join you all downstairs.
*India*
*We arrive.*
Super C: Here we are.
Leo: And there's the GSAF.
D.W.: And here comes you. Well, this country's you, anyway.
*Lekhan arrives.*
Lekhan: Oh, thanks for getting here so fast!
Leo: What's the problem?
Outsourcer: The GSAF is at it again. They're buying CNG from Bendraqi and using it for their own gain.
*Netherlands*
Ludo: *in Dutch* Oh my gosh! Get that stuff out of here before it causes a commotion!
*The C.I.D.F. frantically sent more troops to the Netherlands.*
Prius: At this rate, we're going to run out of soldiers.
*Belgium*
Lieven: *in Dutch* Ironic, isn't it? But fret not, people; here comes the ambulance. Meanwhile, there's national orders for all of you to get inside your homes or businesses. I'm going to continue helping remove this stuff.
*The citizens obey, and Lieven helps the paramedics load Hubert into the ambulance.*
Lieven: *in Dutch to himself* I have a sad feeling he's become a superhero as a result.
*India*
Anushka: We suspect that the GSAF has samples of uranium so they can experiment them with CNG.
Jack: And you do know what that means, right?
Zax: Centre of Cellular and Molecular Biology... The building appears to be updated recently.
Juno: We'll have to be sneaky from here.
Gen. Mishra: Where's the scientists? We must abduct them to assist us in our research in combining CNG and uranium!
Zax: *Summons knives in his hands.* Too many enemies...
Juno: *Summons knives in his hands.* Let's take out that cyborg. *Throws a knife at a GSAF cyborg causing it to explode and push the GSAF terrorists away.* All right! Do not let any of them take the scientists hostage!
Gen. Mishra: You want a piece of mem boy?!
Anushka: Let me throw the smoke grenade in first before we proceed. *Throws in smoke grenade into the facility.* Go, go, go!
Gen. Mishra: They're filling up the place with smoke!
Jill: Look for any GSAF who have samples of uranium.
*Armenia*
Varteni: *In Armenian to Levon.* Good luck, then. *Heads with the civilians to head downstairs.*
Armenak: *In Armenian* Welcome to my APC, Levon. Hopefully this blows over.
*The Netherlands*
Isaac: *In Dutch as he opens the door before pointing his SCAR assault rifle only to find a shop overstuffed with marijuana. Little does he know, there's a foreign drug dealer trapped inside because he smuggled CNG and marijuana.* Oh my gosh... How is there so much marijuana here?!
Drug Dealer: Don't shoot me, please! I'll surrender! *Surrenders.*
Isaac: *In Dutch* Be advised; suspect does not speak Dutch. *In English* What are you doing? *Handcuffs the drug dealer.*
Drug Dealer: Smuggling marijuana and CNG. I wanted to do an experiment to see what happens if I combine them together. I didn't expect things to get that bad here!
Isaac: Are you out of your mind?! We're deporting you back and whatever your country does to you for this case, that's on them!
Drug Dealer: Oh, please; do not let Ludo see me here!
Isaac: I can't guarantee that. *Takes the drug dealer into custody.*
Soldier 1: *In Dutch* Looks like a marijuana lab.
Soldier 2: *In Dutch* Get the CNG here.
Soldier 3: *In Dutch as he uses a containment kit to secure the CNG.* Specimen secured!
*Belgium*
Avon: *In Dutch to Lieven.* He still has a lot to learn since the pug incident back in Russia. Not to mention, there's a possibility that he will be put under close military and government surveillance. Powers come with responsibilities.
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* Hang in there Hubert!
Civilian 6: *In Dutch* He nearly gave his life for his friend's pug.
*Japan*
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* Huh? Everything is so different. Soldiers are everywhere with their vehicles...
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* CNG samples have been found across Japan.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* I'm worried the GSAF may invade here.
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* They won't last five minutes. They tried to invade Vietnam and things went awful for them.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* What? Half the shops are closed! And most office buildings are closed!
Yamazaki: *In Japanese* Well martial law has been enacted and these workplaces have ordered their employees to stay safe and go home for the time being. In Kazakhstan, the facilities that deal with uranium and their byproducts as part of their jobs are closed with their employees at home to ensure everybody's safety. Why anyone wants to experiment uranium and CNG together is beyond dangerous. I doubt even Bendraqi would think that's a good idea.
Hiroaki: *In Japanese* Or what if he wants to test it out to see what happens? What if he has his own personal BLS4 lab for that?
Neon Blade: *In Japanese* What a disturbing situation for Bendraqi to combine uranium and CNG. Hopefully the GSAF doesn't succeed in that first.
*India*
Leo: Oh, wow.
T2: *via communicator* Use my new CNG detector mode on your communicators, bros. When you get within range, it will flash blue. The closer you get, the different colors flash, from blue, green, yellow, orange, to red. When it flashes red, you know you found it!
Super C: C.I.D.F. soldiers are going to accompany each of you. Me, too. It just happens to my dad in this instance.
Prius: That's what families do; looking out for one another. Shall we proceed?
Super C: Let's do it.
*Leo starts to feel a slight headache.*
T2: Are you all right, bro?
Leo: I think I am, but Ludo isn't.
*The Netherlands*
*Ludo almost passes out upon seeing the sight of the CNG and marijuana together.*
Ludo: Oh, bad! *A civilian catches him. He speaks in Dutch.* Thank you. Tell me I didn't just see what I saw!
Citizen 1: *in Dutch* You saw it. I saw it, too, and I'm just as angry.
*The suspect is found to be American, and so he is thrust into a recall pod and sent to Riker's Prison.*
*Belgium*
Lieven: *in Dutch* I do hope that he learned his lesson about the trolling. But he is to be praised for protecting his people.
*Medical staff continue to treat Hubert.*
*Japan*
Ryo: *in Japanese* Do not be afraid. The C.I.D.F. have sent troops to help us collect this stuff. All I ask of you is to obey their instructions down to the last detail.
*Armenia*
Levon: *in Armenian* I hope so, too. There's no way to prevent this stuff from existing. But apparently Bendraqi knows how to create it, and as a result, everything that is happening is happening.
*India*
Gen. Mishra: *In Hindi angrily.* If you don't let me in, we the GSAF, will force ourselves in and abduct you for our CNG projects!
Scientist 3: *In Hindi* Please don't! Lekhan is with us!
Gen. Mishra: *In Hindi* That does it! You have 10 seconds before we use everything to breach this door open and I mean it!
*The Netherlands*
*Citizens protest to keep the current marijuana legal status to medicinal use only in Amsterdam only and demand that their government dispose all plans to liberalise marijuana laws to legalize them for recreational use.*
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* No we will not follow America's examples in slowly allowing the drug for recreational use! We Dutch demand that you keep the current laws on the drug as is!
Civilian 3: *In Dutch* Marijuana is for medicine only! Stop ruining our capital's reputation!
Civilian 4: *In Dutch* No recreational marijuana in The Netherlands! This is medicine!
Civilian 5: *In Dutch* Keep our dispensaries as pharmacies! No prescription, no marijuana!
*Armenia*
Armenak: *In Armenian* Creating CNG?! But that's pure madness! Does he realize what he's doing to our world? Planes will stop flying because of this and airports will close leaving trains as the only choice for international travel, meaning going through several layers of militarized border security!
*Belarus*
Intercoms: *In Belorussian* Attention citizens! Martial law is now in effect, and anyone is subject to random inspections by military personnel. Please cooperate with military personnel, or you will be arrested. Do not be surprised if you see soldiers patrolling in your residential areas, as their jobs is to ensure your safety. We thank you for your cooperation.
Soldier 1: *In Belorussian* You have been selected for an on-spot inspection. Please have your arms out for inspection.
Civilian 1: *In Belorussian as he has his arms out to allow his body to be inspected by pat-down method.* Yes, sir.
Soldier 2: *In Belorussian* There is nothing to be afraid of, sir.
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian* Wait, do I pat their bodies down for inspection?
Soldier 3: *In Belorussian* You don't have to, since Liavon is doing that since he's a military general. Carry on, superhero.
Soldier 4: *In Belorussian as he uses an oral swab kit on a civilian to check for CNG or illegal drugs.* Please open your mouth.
Civilian 2: *In Belorussian* Okay. *Opens his mouth as the soldier uses the oral swab on his mouth.*
Soldier 5: *In Belorussian* Liavon has authority to visit your homes anytime to check for CNG. Please cooperate with him.
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian to Liavon after opening the door to his apartment home unit.* I see you want to inspect my home for CNG. I'm innocent; I swear. Take a look if you want; I'll even help you!
*Switzerland*
*Soldiers are seen patrolling the streets for CNG.*
Burkhart: *In German* I can't believe Top Secret had to cancel their performance over this! Is it that bad?!
Cynthia: *In German* Yes, it was that bad. We managed to nab several foreigners sneaking in our country with CNG so we permanently deported them. This global situation with the CNG is so bad, the Belorussian government is using soldiers to inspect their civilian's homes for CNG without warrant on them. Russia is doing the same thing too and Leonid is having to patrol back and forth across that country which is the largest on Earth. Linart the Neutral is busy all day!
*Sweden*
Civilian 1: *In Swedish* If Bendraqi dumps CNG on our country and Lennart gets exposed to it, he'd be a mega super Viking.
Civilian 2: *In Swedish* But imagine if he enters berserk mode in battle.
Civilian 3: *In Swedish* Oh gosh... He would also charge after Bendraqi with his Viking weapons too. That would be a horrific sight!
Gustav: *In Swedish* Relax; we troops searched for CNG across Sweden and so far, we haven't found any! Or at least I hope to be true.
*India*
*The Avenger translates.*
Leo: Do not mess with my counterpart!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* You tell me where to go.
*all over the world*
*As promised, the C.I.D.F. collects all CNG to be disposed of within 48 hours or less. They also offer classes on training with superpowers in event somebody who didn't have powers now has them; i.e. Hubert.*
*India*
Gen. Mishra: I haven't even seen Lekhan and he's too late! By the time he arrives, we're taking his scientists hostage along with the CNG samples they have here! And with uranium, we will be the ultimate force in the galaxy!
Anushka: I wouldn't bet on that. Your men are surrounded and they don't even know it.
*Belarus*
*The citizen leads Liavon to inspect every nook and cranny in his apartment. There's no CNG there.*
Civilian 3: *In Belorussian* See? Nothing! You know we'd never lie to you.
*India*
*Lekhan arrives and strikes a fighting pose.*
Lekhan: You were saying?
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* Of course. But so far there have been four different apartments in this complex that did have CNG samples. Clearly you're not involved the scheme. Sorry to bother you, then. Have a nice day.
*He leaves.*
*India*
Jack: *Notices Lekhan's katars.* Whoa! Huge knives!
Gen. Mishra: To a gun fight? *Readies his PKM machine gun at Lekhan.* Let's rock and roll! *Pulls the trigger to fire as everybody takes cover before they take on the GSAF terrorists leaving Gen. Mishra as the target for Lekhan.*
Zax: Lekhan is pretty fast, and I'm not sure if risking getting punched by those blades is a good idea. He can swing them and cut your gun though.
Gen. Mishra: Socialism is worth every risk for humanity as a whole! How do you think Stalin was able to turn Russia from a backwards nation to one of the most successful and powerful nation the world has ever seen?!
Juno: Complete with millions being sent to the gulags to die there? I don't think so!
*Belarus*
*Eventually, the soldiers apprehend at least four CNG smugglers.*
Soldier 1: *In Belorussian* General! We found the culprits!
Soldier 2: *In Belorussian* Whoa!
CNG Smuggler 1: *In Belorussian* CNG is big business.
CNG Smuggler 2: *In Belorussian* A risk worth taking, I must say.
Soldier 3: *In Belorussian* You have any idea what you just did?
Soldier 4: *In Belorussian* Someone could get hurt by this.
Frost Fox: *In Belorussian to Liavon.* You and I will be translators for the C.I.D.F. This is getting way out of hand!
*India*
Lehkan: You asked for it! Get out of my country!
*He begins to slice through all the ammo coming at him, and eventually chops the gun to pieces.*
Leo: Try to shoot him now!
*Belarus*
Liavon: *in Belorussian* I agree; enough was enough a long time ago.
*India*
Gen. Mishra: *Notices Lekhan's katar is pointing close at his neck as he involuntarily surrenders with his troops.* Legends say that your katars can pierce armored vehicles with ease. I have yet to see this being confirmed.
*Indian soldiers arrest the terrorists and confiscate the uranium and CNG.*
Jack: Mission accomplished! Over and out!
C.K./King Leo: (narrating) So we got that one out of the way, but the only thing we were sure about is what we knew all along: CNG is too unpredictable, and there's no use bothering to do any crazy experiments with it unless you are a C.I.D.F. soldier with proper training.
*Later, we head to Belgium for Hubert's speech as citizens petition to nominate Hubert as a recipient for the SSSMSB from King Leo/C.K.*
*Brussels, Belgium*
Hubert: *In Dutch* Glad my doctors said I have no life-threatening injuries or conditions. So what is this medal again?
Avon: *In Dutch* SSSMSB in English. I forgot the actual words. It's awarded to those who went beyond the call of duty to perform a heroic act. In your case, you're a citizen who saved your friend's pug from CNG exposure.
Hubert: *In Dutch* That's all I last remember was me saving his pug. After that, I heard a boom and everything went black! Wait. Lieven! Is it really true that I'm getting a medal from King Leo? Everybody keeps saying I should get one for saving my friend's pug!
*Translations are provided.*
Lieven: *in Dutch* Yes. You really are getting this medal. Chances are you've also got superpowers.
C.K./King Leo: It's a mouthful to say, but it stands for Stupendously Superiorly Shiny Medal of Superiority and Bravery. Think of this as a little bit like winning the US Medal of Honor, or the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Hmmm. Are those two different things or two names for the same thing? I tend to forget.
Avon: Well we have the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold which is about our equivalent. Hubert fits the criteria for that medal too so he's getting that.
Hubert: Wait, but I'm a hacker from the Dissidents. People are supposed to hate me because of that.
Avon: Emmanuel Macron got that award, and he's a crook in jail. You deserve that medal more than he does!
Hubert: Oh?
Avon: Heroes receive parades before medals. Take a look at yours.
Hubert: Forsythian-Belgian bands, too? All these marching bands for me?! Then two medals?! *To. C.K./King Leo* These marching bands are for me? It's a huge parade and awards ceremony!
Avon: Our King, Philippe of Belgium, and his family are waiting for you to award you the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold. King Leo will award you the SSSMSB afterwards there.
Hubert: This is some kind of joke right? *Notices Philippe of Belgium.* No... Is he really waiting for me? Who told him of my story of me saving my friend's pug?
Avon: Your friend himself, of course!
C.K./King Leo: You are correct; it's all for you. Just promise me you won't get a big head out of this.
Hubert: I won't.
*Hubert walks to King Philippe of Belgium to receive his Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold before receiving his Stupendously Superiorly Shiny Medal of Superiority and Bravery from King Leo. He of course shake hands with both kings as citizens gather in crowds as they wave their Belgian national flags.*
Civilian 1: *In Dutch* We love you Hubert!
Civilian 2: *In Dutch* Never thought you would nearly give your life for someone's pet! It means a lot to their family!
Hubert: All right. So uhm... I'm not good at speeches. Avon, do you want to speak?
Avon: Sure. *Gets on the podium to test the mic.* Test, test. *In Dutch on the mic as the crowd quiets down.* Okay; just making sure this works. Well, I suppose I can give a short speech. It all began with Hubert being a mischievous troll for laughs. It all began with an online chat right before a FIFA match against Brazil. We all know what that was. It all began when a friend of ours made a comment comparing a certain Brazilian football player to a pug, because they both roll on the ground a lot.
From there, Hubert and his friends, who were in Russia at the time, went out to adopt as many pugs as they can from the local shelters there to give them new homes as well as use them for entertainment and trolling purposes against Brazil. A dog may be man's best friend, but these days, they are also a part of family. To a pet, you mean everything to them. They are never to be taken for granted. Hubert does not own any pugs because Lieven at the time told him he can't have any to discourage him from carrying out his trolling plans against Brazil. It was also part of the punishment in addition to him marching from Russia to Belgium on foot through Belarus, Poland, and Germany in between.
I never thought pugs were one of Hubert's favorite dog breeds, but one thing is true about these pugs; they do indeed bring a lot of joy and humour. At the same time of course, they come with responsibilities, just like any other pet. And for Hubert to go out his way to save a pug from CNG, it really shows how far he is willing to put his life on the line to save a fellow citizen and their family. The shocking part about him is that he has no military experience. Because of that, his action was unexpected as well as heroic. And I think King Leo wants to say something before letting Hubert speak. Lieven is here, as he will be able to provide translations of King Leo's speech into Dutch. *To King Leo* Do you want to speak or would you rather let Hubert speak next?
Hubert: King Leo, I think you should speak since you're the one who awarded me the SSSMSB. I think our people would like to hear your side of the story before hearing my side of the story of how I felt when I was awarded that medal and the Grand Cordon of the Order of Leopold. I'm really speechless at the moment.
*Lieven translates as necessary.*
C.K./King Leo: All right, then. *to crowds on podium* Whilst the SSSMSB is limited to one per person, it is given at my discretion based upon valor and duty to one's country. Considering the circumstances, Hubert's near-sacrifice to save that dog is worthy of such an award. *He explains the history of the medal a bit.* And so we congratulate you, Hubert, upon being the latest recipient of this prestigious award. Congratulations!
*He hangs the medal around Hubert's neck while the crowd cheers.*
C.K./King Leo: What would you like to say to your people?
Hubert: A lot, I think. *In Dutch* I never thought I would be described or even be seen as heroic. I always thought of myself as mischievous. Being a Dissident, I was expecting to be disliked, because I'm a hacker. Yet it's something that I do best. I'm also a bit of a troll as well.
As Avon stated, it all began last year in Russia prior to our football match against Brazil. And it took one online comment to spark my obsession with pugs. Pugs are loyal and humorous dogs. Yet, they played a major role in our history.
Understand that we used to be part of the Dutch Empire when William the Silent was leading the charge. He had a pug named Pompey with him, who served him as a loyal companion. Pugs were once popular among the royalty since the days of the Chinese dynasties.
So what do pugs have to do with Dutch and Belgian people today? A Spanish assassin was sent out to kill William, but Pompey saw him and barked to wake up his owner. The assassin fled, and William woke up knowing that enemy was nearby. Because of Pompey's heroic actions, the pug was seen as a symbol of defence for the Dutch people as well as a symbol against Spanish invaders. Had it not been for that dog, we'd be speaking Spanish instead of Dutch, French, and German. Hence I unknowingly revived that reference when I led my friends to adopt pugs from Russian shelters to give them new homes as well as to use them to troll the Brazilians.
I thought it was worth it, but because of how I nearly ended the world by ticking Lieven off, I'm starting to regret this choice. I did it because we are honorable people, not cheaters. I did apologize to the Brazilians after my marching punishments, and I swore that I will not allow my friends to use their pugs to troll Brazil in football in the Olympics in Japan next year.
There is one request I want to make for every government on Earth and the request is this; do not hire and use people as a tool of force because of their powers. Only hire people who can serve the duty for their citizens first. Duty to defend is the purpose of government and every government the duty to put their own kind and citizens first and foremost.
To think that my name would reach the King of Belgium to present me this award, along with this other one from King Leo, it's a huge thing to me. These medals symbolize as reminders of duty and for me to receive these medals, I am reminded of my duty to use my talents and abilities to protect Belgium and our people overseas before the government gets to the scene. It's not an easy task and the idea of a hacker, who is also a troll, has a duty to protect his people may seem ironic at first. But then again, our country needs one more Belgian who has the skills and abilities to stand up against Bendraqi and other mad men out there.
Belgium has earned another hero; he is the one you're looking at behind this podium. I like to have fun and do what I want, but at the same time, it is my duty to never disappoint you no matter what happens! Fellow Belgians, I will make you proud!
*Everybody cheers on wildly for Hubert as Belgian flags continue to be waved as red, yellow, and black biodegradable confetti falls from the sky.*
Juno: So that's why Hubert and his fellow Belgians were obsessed with pugs; they saved Belgium from the Spanish Empire!
Zax: Yet Hubert is forbidden from owning one just to be safe, so he doesn't risk making Lieven mad over stupid things.
Jack: So that's where the whole thing with the Belgians and pugs come from; William the Silent leading the Dutch Empire to protect Belgium from the Spanish. It makes sense now!
Avon: *In Dutch* Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem for the Kingdom of Belgium.
*Foreigners quiet down and stand up as citizens stand up and sing La Brabaçonne in French, Dutch, then German as Forsythian-Belgians perform their anthem with their instruments. After the anthem, the crowds cheer again.*
Lieven: Congratulations, Hubert; you've made us all proud. No doubt you have redeemed yourself.
Super C: How are you feeling right now?
Hubert: Really good and different.
Zachary/Zihao: You can still be silly, funny, and all that, but no trolling.
Espen: And look who's the first lucky star from the Dissidents! The most unexpected thing has happened!
Mr. Letterman: I'm really proud of you! Make us and our allies proud!
Hubert: Thanks, everybody! This is really unexpected; something different. Nobody in our world expected this, but it happens.
Avon: Too bad the bad news is that along with the fact that we're not letting you own a pug just to prevent you from using it to troll people with it, you will join the Demons of Heaven in the G-52 HQ in Wildcat City for training to learn and handle your powers. You do not have to become a G-52 or dress as a superhero for this program, but you will learn to manage your powers like one. You may undergo some training that the G-52s went through but they won't be as intense as the actual thing. Just enough to learn how to utilize and control your powers.
Hubert: Oh... Wonderful...
Super C: (narrating) That's a story for another day. These kinds of programs are open to anybody who has experienced these kinds of experiences, and the C.I.D.F. and I are certified instructors for these programs. If you know somebody who has been empowered thanks to CNG, and wants to go through these training programs, use the G-52 app to learn more about it.
From T2's experiments, the methods of contact information are also expanding to other forms of communication. If you want to call us toll free (provided it is genuine and not a prank call), the number is 1-800-G52-HERO. (1-800-452-4376). If you prefer social media, you can contact us about the programs on all the different platforms (Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram, etc.). If you want to use the internet, the website is www.g52info.com. You can also file incident reports involving CNG to us (although the police will ask you to do it for them as well).
However, the most important thing to remember is this: these other methods are for contact information and for questions about these programs and other reports only! These are not to be used in an actual emergency! If you have an emergency that requires our attention, such as Bendraqi terrorizing the country, or when a CNG outbreak occurs, use the app! We can't have prank calls and robots flooding these things. And besides, it's still in the testing phase! Got it? Good.
Thanks, be safe, and don't leave your hometown.
THE END
The G-52s and their allies investigate CNG outbreaks all over the world, including cases where Hubert (of the Dissidents) and the Demons of Heaven end up with superpowers.
UN1024s, Dissidents, GSAF, Demons of Heaven, and other such groups © Chuong alone; parallels of Leo and specific G-52s (i.e. Moon Mage) are joint-owned by him and me. See my bios gallery for which is which.
G-52 organization, Leo himself, and other G-52s © me and me alone
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High Speed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSDLKe1dQo
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UN1024s, Dissidents, GSAF, Demons of Heaven, and other such groups © Chuong alone; parallels of Leo and specific G-52s (i.e. Moon Mage) are joint-owned by him and me. See my bios gallery for which is which.
G-52 organization, Leo himself, and other G-52s © me and me alone
High Speed © Williams Electronics and everybody else who owns the rights
High Speed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSDLKe1dQo
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Chuong: You guys said that CNG occurs more near the equator. That means meanwhile in Indonesia, it's out of control! That country needs to get themselves together!
Xavier: Several cities in northern Brazil are under martial law due to CNG. But I did hear about what's happening in Macao in China and that sounds really bad!
Handoko/Henry: I could barely sleep in Indonesia these days since martial law has been declared allover the country. Smugglers and other threats like the GSAF keeps us awake! Racer Rat and the C.I.D.F. are up to their eyes in my country these days!
Chuong: Hey we have to deal with this too back in Vietnam even if it's not as bad as it is in Indonesia and Macao. Also feel sorry for the guy whose pants blew up with money in Taiwan but he should've known better than to smuggle CNG. The Taiwanese were quite traumatized by the unfortunate event.
Xavier: Several cities in northern Brazil are under martial law due to CNG. But I did hear about what's happening in Macao in China and that sounds really bad!
Handoko/Henry: I could barely sleep in Indonesia these days since martial law has been declared allover the country. Smugglers and other threats like the GSAF keeps us awake! Racer Rat and the C.I.D.F. are up to their eyes in my country these days!
Chuong: Hey we have to deal with this too back in Vietnam even if it's not as bad as it is in Indonesia and Macao. Also feel sorry for the guy whose pants blew up with money in Taiwan but he should've known better than to smuggle CNG. The Taiwanese were quite traumatized by the unfortunate event.
Cripto: But that's karma for you.
Leo: Indeed it is.
Leo: Indeed it is.
This reminds me of a scene from one of those movies about an apocalypse.
People would think it was the apocalypse with all these outbreaks.
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