The Boxer Beats competition was off to a great start! The fights were weird, the boxers were skimpy, and everyone was having fun not taking it seriously.
“See? This is what I wanted. Something fun, creative, and a little naughty. Somewhere you and I can relax, watch hot animals fight, and not feel bad about anyone getting hurt.” Oxnard sat back in his chair, satisfied. The competition went exactly as he’d hoped!
“Do ya think they shushpect anything, Oxshy?” Bushy poked her fingers together. “That we only really did thish thing sho we could shee hot animalsh in tight shortsh boxsh around?”
“I dunno. I’m pretty open about it, and I bet some of them are here for that reason too.”
Bushy Beaver pouted, “I dunno, I might shtart feelin’ guilty...”
“Okay then,” Oxnard laughed, and grabbed the microphone. “HEY. Everyone stop your faces.” The audience went silent, and the overhead video screens switched to Oxnard and Bushy in their announcer booth.
“We don’t care about actual boxing. Bushy and I just like seeing hot animals. WHO’S HERE TO LOOK AT HOT BOXING STUDS AND STUDETTES?” The crowd belted out loud, relieved cheers! A lot of them were actually very happy to hear something honest. I mean, if they weren’t here to see real boxing and fighting, they just wanted a show - and nothing wrong with wanting to see cuties.
“Haha, see, Bushy? We’re all the same. Aren’t we, folks?” The fat hamster grinned at the audience, who happily clapped about.
“Wow, sho... if that’sh the cashe...” Bushy nervously said out loud, “let’sh get back to the actshion!” The crowd cheered again as the cameras panned down to a boxing bunny and fox.
“Gee, thanksh Oxnshnard. I guessh... I don’t feel bad about liking thish shtuff anymore.” The beaver gave a proud little smile on her chubby face as Oxnard nodded.
“There ya go, buddy. Ready to enjoy the competition without feeling guilty for bein’ a randy rodent?”
“Beaversh are rodentsh?”
“I know, that’s crazy, right? You think of rodents as small critters, but I guess it’s about the big buck teeth we have. Whatever. We learned something today.” Oxnard winked towards the camera, “See? It’s not just a show for ooglers - it’s officially educational!”
“I learned that everyone out there ish an oogler.”
Oxnard pushed down Bushy’s microphone. “That’s enough learning for today.”
“Ring-a-ding-ding, let’th thtart thith thing~!”
No, that wasn’t Bushy’s weird accent. That weird accent belonged to Gaydar - the professional boxing gator!
The bunny and fox looked up to the ceiling, and saw an alligator swinging around on a rope - at the bottom of the rope was a bucket - and at the bottom of the bucket was glue - and...!
All that glue from the bucket attached to the rope under the gator splashed down all over the boxing ring.
“Hey, you’re messing up the ring!” cried a short angry bunny from below.
“Acthually, I’m thticky-fying it,” the lisping alligator calmly replied from behind his large pink tongue. “For thith event, you two gotta fight while the floor ith covered in my gator glue!”
“That’s gross. I’m not fighting in that.” The teal bunny looked up at him, “And frankly, I’m not convinced this is glue. For all we know this could be-”
Faceplant.
A brave orange fox stood on top of the rabbit, who was now laying in the pile of glue. “It’s okay, Lesbuni. You don’t have to fight in the glue. Just let me fight while standing on top of you! You like being on the bottom, right?”
Lesbuni’s face was stuck in the glue, but she probably wasn’t happy, and a little embarrassed by the foxy fox’s statement.
The proud lispy gator waved from above as he was raised up and away from the ring. “Good luck, galth!”
“See? This is what I wanted. Something fun, creative, and a little naughty. Somewhere you and I can relax, watch hot animals fight, and not feel bad about anyone getting hurt.” Oxnard sat back in his chair, satisfied. The competition went exactly as he’d hoped!
“Do ya think they shushpect anything, Oxshy?” Bushy poked her fingers together. “That we only really did thish thing sho we could shee hot animalsh in tight shortsh boxsh around?”
“I dunno. I’m pretty open about it, and I bet some of them are here for that reason too.”
Bushy Beaver pouted, “I dunno, I might shtart feelin’ guilty...”
“Okay then,” Oxnard laughed, and grabbed the microphone. “HEY. Everyone stop your faces.” The audience went silent, and the overhead video screens switched to Oxnard and Bushy in their announcer booth.
“We don’t care about actual boxing. Bushy and I just like seeing hot animals. WHO’S HERE TO LOOK AT HOT BOXING STUDS AND STUDETTES?” The crowd belted out loud, relieved cheers! A lot of them were actually very happy to hear something honest. I mean, if they weren’t here to see real boxing and fighting, they just wanted a show - and nothing wrong with wanting to see cuties.
“Haha, see, Bushy? We’re all the same. Aren’t we, folks?” The fat hamster grinned at the audience, who happily clapped about.
“Wow, sho... if that’sh the cashe...” Bushy nervously said out loud, “let’sh get back to the actshion!” The crowd cheered again as the cameras panned down to a boxing bunny and fox.
“Gee, thanksh Oxnshnard. I guessh... I don’t feel bad about liking thish shtuff anymore.” The beaver gave a proud little smile on her chubby face as Oxnard nodded.
“There ya go, buddy. Ready to enjoy the competition without feeling guilty for bein’ a randy rodent?”
“Beaversh are rodentsh?”
“I know, that’s crazy, right? You think of rodents as small critters, but I guess it’s about the big buck teeth we have. Whatever. We learned something today.” Oxnard winked towards the camera, “See? It’s not just a show for ooglers - it’s officially educational!”
“I learned that everyone out there ish an oogler.”
Oxnard pushed down Bushy’s microphone. “That’s enough learning for today.”
“Ring-a-ding-ding, let’th thtart thith thing~!”
No, that wasn’t Bushy’s weird accent. That weird accent belonged to Gaydar - the professional boxing gator!
The bunny and fox looked up to the ceiling, and saw an alligator swinging around on a rope - at the bottom of the rope was a bucket - and at the bottom of the bucket was glue - and...!
All that glue from the bucket attached to the rope under the gator splashed down all over the boxing ring.
“Hey, you’re messing up the ring!” cried a short angry bunny from below.
“Acthually, I’m thticky-fying it,” the lisping alligator calmly replied from behind his large pink tongue. “For thith event, you two gotta fight while the floor ith covered in my gator glue!”
“That’s gross. I’m not fighting in that.” The teal bunny looked up at him, “And frankly, I’m not convinced this is glue. For all we know this could be-”
Faceplant.
A brave orange fox stood on top of the rabbit, who was now laying in the pile of glue. “It’s okay, Lesbuni. You don’t have to fight in the glue. Just let me fight while standing on top of you! You like being on the bottom, right?”
Lesbuni’s face was stuck in the glue, but she probably wasn’t happy, and a little embarrassed by the foxy fox’s statement.
The proud lispy gator waved from above as he was raised up and away from the ring. “Good luck, galth!”
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<LoL!> I loved the lead up to the event. Bushy getting a chance to just be okay about enjoying the real show over worrying about taking a little naughty delight from each of these silly fights.
The lisps come out VERY well in my screen reader. It's amazing how well they translate in my screen reader. Seriously my screen reader is the most monotone voice you could ever hear but the differing voices of Bushy and Gaydar were extremely obvious. Points for being able to not only make a lisp for Bushy but one that is notably different for Gaydar. I'm sure, given my monotone screen reader can do it, everyone reading this can hear the difference, too. :)
Whoops! Lesbuni may be a little less-than-thrilled on being on the bottom of this one. Though there may actually be someone else in the audience eyeing up the fox-girl who, if I recall, may turn out to be an 'anomolly' of her own in this tournament. ;)
Thanks for linking me to this, Oxnard! It's super appreciated!
Oh, as for the scene I see, I'll go with a view over the ring where the 'glue' can just be seen above the ring with enough distance away from the ring that you can make out Foxy and Lsbuni while still having enough of a view to show the moment when Oxnard gets everyone all pumped over the other perks of the tournament. :)
The lisps come out VERY well in my screen reader. It's amazing how well they translate in my screen reader. Seriously my screen reader is the most monotone voice you could ever hear but the differing voices of Bushy and Gaydar were extremely obvious. Points for being able to not only make a lisp for Bushy but one that is notably different for Gaydar. I'm sure, given my monotone screen reader can do it, everyone reading this can hear the difference, too. :)
Whoops! Lesbuni may be a little less-than-thrilled on being on the bottom of this one. Though there may actually be someone else in the audience eyeing up the fox-girl who, if I recall, may turn out to be an 'anomolly' of her own in this tournament. ;)
Thanks for linking me to this, Oxnard! It's super appreciated!
Oh, as for the scene I see, I'll go with a view over the ring where the 'glue' can just be seen above the ring with enough distance away from the ring that you can make out Foxy and Lsbuni while still having enough of a view to show the moment when Oxnard gets everyone all pumped over the other perks of the tournament. :)
Aww hehe, your commentary is always the true treasure here! I think the one thing about Boxer Beats that could put people off right away, including myself, is that I'm not into boxing, and a lot of folks will think it's that and leave. So I wanted to clear up right away how unimportant the boxing aspect is compared to the hot cute animals. B3
And I'm glad your screen reader reads their voices well! Haha, a lot of characters have their own voices and odd bits to them - some like Anger Mouse's all caps might not come out in text, but hopefully the others will. (: But I'm glad that's all off to a good thtart~! (I actually have to make lists of how to spell all Gaydar's, Bushy's, and Two's unique wordages.)
For the image, no Foxie or Lesbuni here! But their fight is up ahead, so this part has Gaydar looking naughty with his eyes closed and tongue out, swinging from the inside of a giant bucket as his white gator goo, er, gator glue, all splashes out kinda naughty from the front of his bucket and belly area. And since Bushy had her segment, she has a little panel in the top corner poking her fingers together all shyly - though, it might look like she's embarrassed about what Gaydar's doing rather than all the stuff she talked about! (On Twitter, one friend cropped out the bucket and posted Gaydar with a bunch of the glue splashing up in front of Bushy. Unbelievable...
And I'm glad your screen reader reads their voices well! Haha, a lot of characters have their own voices and odd bits to them - some like Anger Mouse's all caps might not come out in text, but hopefully the others will. (: But I'm glad that's all off to a good thtart~! (I actually have to make lists of how to spell all Gaydar's, Bushy's, and Two's unique wordages.)
For the image, no Foxie or Lesbuni here! But their fight is up ahead, so this part has Gaydar looking naughty with his eyes closed and tongue out, swinging from the inside of a giant bucket as his white gator goo, er, gator glue, all splashes out kinda naughty from the front of his bucket and belly area. And since Bushy had her segment, she has a little panel in the top corner poking her fingers together all shyly - though, it might look like she's embarrassed about what Gaydar's doing rather than all the stuff she talked about! (On Twitter, one friend cropped out the bucket and posted Gaydar with a bunch of the glue splashing up in front of Bushy. Unbelievable...
Wow-wow-Wubsy! Someone seems to like gaydar's glue and apparently felt it was meant to mesh-up Bushy's fur. Now that would be one tough bath to clean up after.
All caps tends to not read any differently than regular text. Though, knowing this, I'll have a better mental image for Anger Mouse when he does arrive.
I look forward to how 2 will talk. You've hit 1,000 with Bushy and Gaydar through text. Seeing what you do with 2 will be most interesting. Actually I'm just eager to meet 2 as they have been a character who's time is definitely come to say a fond 'hello!' :)
I like how you are using the original 'Boxer Beats' to build-up to the actual story arc. It's kind of like a fun prologue to what will soon come through the interaction of Dawn, Thanks, and Nikki.
Ooh! Now I think of how, soon, we'll get to, unless he won't be showing up, meeting Nishi's grandpa 'The Great Gonzales'! He definitely knows how to wear his boxer briefs. Though, in his case, are they the real briefs or the clever term for 'diapers for adults'. (This has always been an odd thing as, if you ever look up adult diapers in a professional setting, they are always described as briefs. The only thing 'brief' about them is, maybe, how long it takes before you need to change them.) *Giggles*
It's actually quite fun to think on how the series got its start and that you are keeping its foundation alive. I think, outside of the Nishi and Great Gonzales reveal, we also have that moment where, if I recall right, Fuxie tries to take on Horn Grabber and ends up giving herself quite the mark on her noggin'. Though it'd take more than a freight-train to stop her when she's all-in on something. :)
Thanks for linking me to this chapter, Nishi. *Snugs* I really appreciate it.
All caps tends to not read any differently than regular text. Though, knowing this, I'll have a better mental image for Anger Mouse when he does arrive.
I look forward to how 2 will talk. You've hit 1,000 with Bushy and Gaydar through text. Seeing what you do with 2 will be most interesting. Actually I'm just eager to meet 2 as they have been a character who's time is definitely come to say a fond 'hello!' :)
I like how you are using the original 'Boxer Beats' to build-up to the actual story arc. It's kind of like a fun prologue to what will soon come through the interaction of Dawn, Thanks, and Nikki.
Ooh! Now I think of how, soon, we'll get to, unless he won't be showing up, meeting Nishi's grandpa 'The Great Gonzales'! He definitely knows how to wear his boxer briefs. Though, in his case, are they the real briefs or the clever term for 'diapers for adults'. (This has always been an odd thing as, if you ever look up adult diapers in a professional setting, they are always described as briefs. The only thing 'brief' about them is, maybe, how long it takes before you need to change them.) *Giggles*
It's actually quite fun to think on how the series got its start and that you are keeping its foundation alive. I think, outside of the Nishi and Great Gonzales reveal, we also have that moment where, if I recall right, Fuxie tries to take on Horn Grabber and ends up giving herself quite the mark on her noggin'. Though it'd take more than a freight-train to stop her when she's all-in on something. :)
Thanks for linking me to this chapter, Nishi. *Snugs* I really appreciate it.
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