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Wanted to mess around with the idea of my lion paladin Bacchus swelling up into a giant boozy grape while confronting a villain, and ended up with two different endings for it. This one involves permaberries.
Bacchus fends off swelling kobolds as he tries to avoid becoming a giant grape paladin...
Swell Wine
By: Indi
Bacchus frowned as he looked at the decadently decorated walls of the palace. He wasn’t surprised a wealthy noble like Stelios had filled his home with riches, but that didn’t mean he was about to appreciate it. The lion paladin wasn’t so easily swayed by such things. Course he also didn't have the time to even pretend to admire it, not with how fast the kobold butler ahead of him was moving. They’d barely said a word since he arrived, merely acknowledging his presence and escorting him to where Stelios allegedly would be waiting. No attempts to shoo him off or distract him or anything like that. Bacchus didn’t like how willing Stelios was to meet with him. He didn’t keep his paw on his sword, but it was never far, just in case.
Dozens had gone missing over the last few weeks. Merchants, adventurers, clerics, thieves. The one thing they all had in common was that they’d last been seen associating with Stelios. As a paladin, Bacchus felt obligated to solve the mystery—and to stop Stelios if the noble was in fact behind it all.
The trip through the palace came to an end in a large grand hall, illuminated by the afternoon light through wide windows on one side. The room was open, with furniture against the walls. At the far end was Stelios. The lean white lion was laying on a lounge chair, eating grapes from a nearby bowl, a silver goblet in reach. His robes were of an open style, leaving his chest exposed. Silver bangles and necklaces reflected the light.
“It’s a pleasure to have you, selfless paladin,” Stelios said, his voice carrying across the room. “I’ve been wanting to entertain you for a while, but you always seemed so busy.”
Bacchus thought back on the sporadic ambushes he’d endured lately. Now he knew the source. “I’m always willing to make the time for an important noble such as yourself.”
“Oh you flatter me.” Stelios grinned. “But where are my manners? I’m sure your journey to my estate was tiring, please have some refreshments.” He clapped twice, and a pair of kobolds hurried into the room. One carried a decanter and a cup, while the other had a platter filled with grapes. “My family’s vineyards are the finest in the land. Nothing compares to our grapes or our wine.”
Bacchus looked down upon the full decanter, smelling the fine aroma of the wine. Liquor was one of his weaknesses, perhaps his favorite vice. And he was rather fond of grapes as well. But the lion didn’t trust the hospitality of his host, not at all. “Later, perhaps. I’d like to discuss some important matters, first.”
The kobolds looked towards Stelios for guidance, leaving only when he bid them away with a wave of his paw. “And what matters are those? Do you need funds to support the temples? Or are there pirates menacing our shores again?”
“No, not that I’m aware,” Bacchus said. Two new kobolds suddenly entered from the opposite side of the room, bearing a different kind of wine and grape. He shook his head. “I’m fine.”
“Shame, it’s one of my favorites. And the grapes are popular as well.” Stelios plopped one of his own into his mouth, smiling as he finished it. “Ah, now I know! You’re hoping to plan a grand festival for the city, and hoping to finance it through generous donations from prominent citizens such as my humble self?”
It took a lot of effort for Bacchus not to roll his eyes. He’d rarely had positive interactions with nobles, but Stelios was proving obnoxious in his own special way. The two servants hadn’t even left before two new ones arrived, also carrying wine and grapes. Bacchus was beginning to suspect it was a ploy to annoy him, yet something seemed off. What if the offerings were drugged? Bluntly asking for a taste tester wouldn’t work, but Bacchus had ways of making it happen. He used his magic to alter the luck of the lead kobold, making it bad for a quick moment.
As soon as Bacchus did, the kobold stumbled. The surprised servant tried to catch himself, but failed, spilling wine all over both himself and his peer. The platters fell to the floor, the kobolds looking shocked, then guilty. Stelios raised a brow, but his expression barely changed. No shouting or cursing.
When Bacchus turned back to the kobolds, though, his eyes widened. Both had turned green, just like the grapes. And they were suddenly rounder, as well, as if they’d both been guzzling wine. No—they were still getting rounder. Both were steadily swelling up, nervous looks upon their faces. Sashes were undone, and the seams of their pants tore apart as they grew. They stumbled about, not knowing quite what to do, and quickly looking back and forth between their ballooning middles and their boss. No answer came from the white lion, though.
Before Bacchus’ very eyes both kobolds became spherical. Their gazes drifted and they wobbled in place, too big around to even waddle. Their claws barely jutted out from their swollen bodies, and Bacchus swore he heard faint sloshing coming from them. They truly looked like they had become giant, living grapes.
“Seems like your wine has some pretty nasty side-effects,” Bacchus said. “I’m not sure round is the best look for me.”
“I disagree.” Stelios looked at the two helpless kobolds and shook his head. “Good help is so hard to come by. At least there’s plenty more.” He clapped again, four times in quick succession. More kobolds rushed in, all wielding small clubs. They charged.
Bacchus rushed over to the pair of wobbly kobolds, and gave the closest one a hard shove. The round kobold flailed his claws and let out a sloppy belch as he was pushed, rolling straight for the incoming guards. A few managed to dodge the grape, but three were bowled over. The impact caused the grape to gargle up wine like a fountain. Soon the three on the ground were swelling up as well, rocking back-and-forth as they did.
Elsewhere, Bacchus jumped back as the first guards arrived, clubs swinging. They missed the lion but bounced off the other grape, provoking a burp and a gargle. Another guard was splashed by wine, the straps of their breastplate straining and snapping as they started to blimp up. They tried their best to keep up the attack, but struggled to waddle after the more mobile Bacchus.
That stuff is potent as hell! Bacchus thought, as he watched the guard roll over onto his belly in a drunken daze. One sip and I’ll be the biggest paladin in the damn city. For a split second he thought of himself as a round grape and blushed, the mere idea too embarrassing for him to dwell upon. He’d have far more to worry about than mere teasing if Stelios caught him. Obviously the noble had a reason for wanting to get him sloshy, and it was bound to be bad.
More kobolds arrived, not guards but mere servants. They lacked the bravado of their armored brethren, but Bacchus viewed them as a greater threat as soon as he saw what they were wielding: goblets of wine. There was no doubt in his mind the wine was drugged, too.
There was hesitation amongst the ranks of the new arrivals, before one finally hurled the contents of his goblet in Bacchus’ direction. The paladin barely dodged, the wine instead dousing the face of a guard, who swiftly turned purple, then round. More wine was thrown, Bacchus having to dive out of the way at times. He shifted the luck of himself and his foes, causing kobolds to stumble right into the path of the menacing wine. They were swelling left and right, turning green and purple and red. Armor and torn clothes littered the floor, the room filling with swelling kobolds. And yet no matter how many were turned into grapes, there always seemed to be fresh recruits swarming in to replace them—and join them.
The frantic fighting was starting to tire Bacchus out. He couldn’t fight the kobolds off forever. Unless he changed his tactics, they’d inevitably overwhelm him and blimp him, turning him into the biggest grape in the room. Bacchus needed to deal with their source.
A quick shove sent a red grape kobold rolling into the thickest group of kobolds, giving Bacchus time to bolt towards Stelios. The noble hadn’t left his lounge chair, watching the fight in comfort as he continued to eat grapes. Even as Bacchus charged he didn’t move, seemingly unfazed. All too late Bacchus noticed the goblet sitting in reach, the one Stelios hadn’t touched since his arrival. In a flash it was grabbed, the contents tossed right at Bacchus. This time he wasn’t able to dodge.
Wine splashed across Bacchus’ face, stopping him in his tracks and teasing his tongue with its sweet flavor. He coughed and wiped his face with a paw. Only a few drops had made it into his mouth, but the taste hadn’t faded. In fact, it was intensifying. A chill hit his stomach, and he saw that his fur was already starting to shift from brown to purple. Damn!
Stelios shifted to a sitting position. “Turns out purple paladins are a pleasant sight. I’m glad you reconsidered my offer of wine.”
“It was delicious, but you should really have some yourself!” Bacchus flicked his paw in Stelios’ direction, throwing drops of wine right back at the white lion. But Stelios proved nimble. He avoided the wine and jumped up, grabbing a sword of his own from behind the chair. Suddenly he was a challenge to the paladin. Bacchus felt his middle begin to swell, muffled bubbling coming from within. If he didn’t defeat Stelios swiftly he’d have no hope of escaping.
Swords clashed as the two lions began to duel. Bacchus was faster, but Stelios was competent at defense, not bothering with offense at all. He merely needed to outlast his sloshy opponent. In between swings Bacchus’ belly grew rounder and rounder. It wobbled as he lunged and dodged, wine splashing about inside. The alcohol hit him gradually, starting as a buzz and growing stronger. The paladin started using his luck with reckless abandon just to keep up, sending kobolds slipping and sliding and smashing into one another via supernatural clumsiness. The power was harder to control as he got drunk, and not nearly as potent.
One-by-one the buttons of Bacchus’ vest popped off, his ballooning belly wobbling out of his undershirt. He smiled as he felt it bounce, blushing and burping a little as he continued swinging at Stelios.
“You’ve gained quite the gut, paladin!” Stelios laughed, easily deflecting a strike. “You’re reminding me of my portlier peers. Merchants who’ve guzzled wine and stuffed themselves silly night after night, their waistlines swelling faster than their wallets. Not sure you’ll still be as intimidating to bandits while looking like an overfilled keg. They might carry you off to camp as loot for celebration, though!”
As Bacchus took a swipe at Stelios, the noble elbowed him in the gut. His cheeks puffed out and he let loose a rumbling bworrrrrrrrrrp that shook his belly and made his purple face flush red. “I’m not—hic—going down so easily. Not while—urrp—while I’m still—hic—standing!” the drunk lion rambled. The seams of his shirt and pants started tearing, large rips accompanying every clumsy maneuver.
“Sounding rather sloshed, Bacchus. In more ways than one.” Stelios danced around the rotund paladin, giving his taut belly a slap as he did. The resulting burps made him laugh. “Everyone talks big—at least until they become big. How does it feel to become a giant grape? Swelling in every direction, getting rounder and rounder and rounder, out of control. Filling up with enough fresh wine to fill a modest cellar. You’re more bottle than lion now, and you haven’t even reached your full capacity yet, keg.”
Bacchus’ head was spinning. Any time he moved he felt the wine within him splash about, threatening to knock him right over as it rocked like a storm. He was struggling to concentrate, at times even forgetting why he was trying to fight the annoying white lion evading his every attack. It was all so frustrating, and yet he couldn’t help but giggle some. He’d always been a happy drunk.
“You’re a—hicurrrp—keg,” Bacchus managed, barely. The paladin was too round to move in any meaningful manner. Kobolds had surrounded him, snickering as they smacked his sides and dodged the drunken swings that went their way. Bacchus arms grew stiff as they puffed up, his sword finally falling from his grip as even his paws rounded out. He wobbled some, but as a ballooning grape he was far from menacing. The noble paladin had failed, and in the back of his boozy head he knew it. His paws and head slowly sunk into his spherical body, Bacchus’ transformation into a grape complete.
Stelios ran a paw along the vaguely glossy side of the helpless lion, grinning. “Nice and ripe. Get used to it, Bacchus, because from now on you’re just going to be a grape. Never deflated, even the least bit. You’ll probably swell further as time passes, actually.”
Bacchus groaned, besieged both by the wine and the pressure that threatened to send him into a daze. He couldn’t put together words to throw back at Stelios, but the taunts reached him. The noble had to be lying, just toying with him before he revealed what would actually become of him.
“I can see that doubt in your aimless eyes, keg. But also that fear. I produce more wine than all my competitors combined, and yet my vineyard is amongst the smallest in the land. Did you ever wonder how I manage, then?” Stelios asked, still occasionally prodding his sloshy captive. “My secret is larger grapes that produce wine year-round.” The lion clapped once, and a kobold retrieved something from a distant drawer. A spigot. “With that you can be tapped for wine whenever I want, enough to fill bottle after bottle, keg after keg, as much as I need to keep up with demand. And I do believe you’ll prove popular.”
Bacchus’ eyes widened slightly as he watched the kobold with the spigot close in on him. He rocked frantically, but there was no way to escape. The other kobolds laughed and cheered their companion on. Bacchus felt the tip of the spigot press against his navel, then dig in, slowly. He wiggled and whimpered at first, but the second it pierced he moaned, eyes rolling back from the spike in pressure.
“Already starting to enjoy yourself? Good.” Stelios slapped the paladin. “A perma-grape paladin who’s permanently drunk. A stupor that’ll never end. My life would be so much easier if I could do this to every paladin. At the very least you’ll be able to valiantly protect my coffers from running dry! Take our latest guest down to the cellars to join the others.” The noble laughed, then looked at the numerous kobolds who’d ended up as grapes during the brawl with Bacchus. “And bring along any other fool who ended up as a grape, too. They’ll clearly be of better use as kegs than servants.”
The kobolds left standing swiftly went into action, not hesitating for a moment to carry out their boss’ orders, even if it meant rolling a sloshy friend to the cellars for good. Bacchus waved his paws and groaned as he was carefully rolled onto his back and turned to face the exit. He put up a token fight, which only amounted to wobbling and belching. The kobolds had no trouble rolling him along, poking and teasing him as well in victory. A frown flashed on Bacchus’ face before the grin of his drunken stupor returned in full force. Becoming a grape wasn’t exactly how the paladin had expected to end his heroic career.
Bacchus fends off swelling kobolds as he tries to avoid becoming a giant grape paladin...
Swell Wine
By: Indi
Bacchus frowned as he looked at the decadently decorated walls of the palace. He wasn’t surprised a wealthy noble like Stelios had filled his home with riches, but that didn’t mean he was about to appreciate it. The lion paladin wasn’t so easily swayed by such things. Course he also didn't have the time to even pretend to admire it, not with how fast the kobold butler ahead of him was moving. They’d barely said a word since he arrived, merely acknowledging his presence and escorting him to where Stelios allegedly would be waiting. No attempts to shoo him off or distract him or anything like that. Bacchus didn’t like how willing Stelios was to meet with him. He didn’t keep his paw on his sword, but it was never far, just in case.
Dozens had gone missing over the last few weeks. Merchants, adventurers, clerics, thieves. The one thing they all had in common was that they’d last been seen associating with Stelios. As a paladin, Bacchus felt obligated to solve the mystery—and to stop Stelios if the noble was in fact behind it all.
The trip through the palace came to an end in a large grand hall, illuminated by the afternoon light through wide windows on one side. The room was open, with furniture against the walls. At the far end was Stelios. The lean white lion was laying on a lounge chair, eating grapes from a nearby bowl, a silver goblet in reach. His robes were of an open style, leaving his chest exposed. Silver bangles and necklaces reflected the light.
“It’s a pleasure to have you, selfless paladin,” Stelios said, his voice carrying across the room. “I’ve been wanting to entertain you for a while, but you always seemed so busy.”
Bacchus thought back on the sporadic ambushes he’d endured lately. Now he knew the source. “I’m always willing to make the time for an important noble such as yourself.”
“Oh you flatter me.” Stelios grinned. “But where are my manners? I’m sure your journey to my estate was tiring, please have some refreshments.” He clapped twice, and a pair of kobolds hurried into the room. One carried a decanter and a cup, while the other had a platter filled with grapes. “My family’s vineyards are the finest in the land. Nothing compares to our grapes or our wine.”
Bacchus looked down upon the full decanter, smelling the fine aroma of the wine. Liquor was one of his weaknesses, perhaps his favorite vice. And he was rather fond of grapes as well. But the lion didn’t trust the hospitality of his host, not at all. “Later, perhaps. I’d like to discuss some important matters, first.”
The kobolds looked towards Stelios for guidance, leaving only when he bid them away with a wave of his paw. “And what matters are those? Do you need funds to support the temples? Or are there pirates menacing our shores again?”
“No, not that I’m aware,” Bacchus said. Two new kobolds suddenly entered from the opposite side of the room, bearing a different kind of wine and grape. He shook his head. “I’m fine.”
“Shame, it’s one of my favorites. And the grapes are popular as well.” Stelios plopped one of his own into his mouth, smiling as he finished it. “Ah, now I know! You’re hoping to plan a grand festival for the city, and hoping to finance it through generous donations from prominent citizens such as my humble self?”
It took a lot of effort for Bacchus not to roll his eyes. He’d rarely had positive interactions with nobles, but Stelios was proving obnoxious in his own special way. The two servants hadn’t even left before two new ones arrived, also carrying wine and grapes. Bacchus was beginning to suspect it was a ploy to annoy him, yet something seemed off. What if the offerings were drugged? Bluntly asking for a taste tester wouldn’t work, but Bacchus had ways of making it happen. He used his magic to alter the luck of the lead kobold, making it bad for a quick moment.
As soon as Bacchus did, the kobold stumbled. The surprised servant tried to catch himself, but failed, spilling wine all over both himself and his peer. The platters fell to the floor, the kobolds looking shocked, then guilty. Stelios raised a brow, but his expression barely changed. No shouting or cursing.
When Bacchus turned back to the kobolds, though, his eyes widened. Both had turned green, just like the grapes. And they were suddenly rounder, as well, as if they’d both been guzzling wine. No—they were still getting rounder. Both were steadily swelling up, nervous looks upon their faces. Sashes were undone, and the seams of their pants tore apart as they grew. They stumbled about, not knowing quite what to do, and quickly looking back and forth between their ballooning middles and their boss. No answer came from the white lion, though.
Before Bacchus’ very eyes both kobolds became spherical. Their gazes drifted and they wobbled in place, too big around to even waddle. Their claws barely jutted out from their swollen bodies, and Bacchus swore he heard faint sloshing coming from them. They truly looked like they had become giant, living grapes.
“Seems like your wine has some pretty nasty side-effects,” Bacchus said. “I’m not sure round is the best look for me.”
“I disagree.” Stelios looked at the two helpless kobolds and shook his head. “Good help is so hard to come by. At least there’s plenty more.” He clapped again, four times in quick succession. More kobolds rushed in, all wielding small clubs. They charged.
Bacchus rushed over to the pair of wobbly kobolds, and gave the closest one a hard shove. The round kobold flailed his claws and let out a sloppy belch as he was pushed, rolling straight for the incoming guards. A few managed to dodge the grape, but three were bowled over. The impact caused the grape to gargle up wine like a fountain. Soon the three on the ground were swelling up as well, rocking back-and-forth as they did.
Elsewhere, Bacchus jumped back as the first guards arrived, clubs swinging. They missed the lion but bounced off the other grape, provoking a burp and a gargle. Another guard was splashed by wine, the straps of their breastplate straining and snapping as they started to blimp up. They tried their best to keep up the attack, but struggled to waddle after the more mobile Bacchus.
That stuff is potent as hell! Bacchus thought, as he watched the guard roll over onto his belly in a drunken daze. One sip and I’ll be the biggest paladin in the damn city. For a split second he thought of himself as a round grape and blushed, the mere idea too embarrassing for him to dwell upon. He’d have far more to worry about than mere teasing if Stelios caught him. Obviously the noble had a reason for wanting to get him sloshy, and it was bound to be bad.
More kobolds arrived, not guards but mere servants. They lacked the bravado of their armored brethren, but Bacchus viewed them as a greater threat as soon as he saw what they were wielding: goblets of wine. There was no doubt in his mind the wine was drugged, too.
There was hesitation amongst the ranks of the new arrivals, before one finally hurled the contents of his goblet in Bacchus’ direction. The paladin barely dodged, the wine instead dousing the face of a guard, who swiftly turned purple, then round. More wine was thrown, Bacchus having to dive out of the way at times. He shifted the luck of himself and his foes, causing kobolds to stumble right into the path of the menacing wine. They were swelling left and right, turning green and purple and red. Armor and torn clothes littered the floor, the room filling with swelling kobolds. And yet no matter how many were turned into grapes, there always seemed to be fresh recruits swarming in to replace them—and join them.
The frantic fighting was starting to tire Bacchus out. He couldn’t fight the kobolds off forever. Unless he changed his tactics, they’d inevitably overwhelm him and blimp him, turning him into the biggest grape in the room. Bacchus needed to deal with their source.
A quick shove sent a red grape kobold rolling into the thickest group of kobolds, giving Bacchus time to bolt towards Stelios. The noble hadn’t left his lounge chair, watching the fight in comfort as he continued to eat grapes. Even as Bacchus charged he didn’t move, seemingly unfazed. All too late Bacchus noticed the goblet sitting in reach, the one Stelios hadn’t touched since his arrival. In a flash it was grabbed, the contents tossed right at Bacchus. This time he wasn’t able to dodge.
Wine splashed across Bacchus’ face, stopping him in his tracks and teasing his tongue with its sweet flavor. He coughed and wiped his face with a paw. Only a few drops had made it into his mouth, but the taste hadn’t faded. In fact, it was intensifying. A chill hit his stomach, and he saw that his fur was already starting to shift from brown to purple. Damn!
Stelios shifted to a sitting position. “Turns out purple paladins are a pleasant sight. I’m glad you reconsidered my offer of wine.”
“It was delicious, but you should really have some yourself!” Bacchus flicked his paw in Stelios’ direction, throwing drops of wine right back at the white lion. But Stelios proved nimble. He avoided the wine and jumped up, grabbing a sword of his own from behind the chair. Suddenly he was a challenge to the paladin. Bacchus felt his middle begin to swell, muffled bubbling coming from within. If he didn’t defeat Stelios swiftly he’d have no hope of escaping.
Swords clashed as the two lions began to duel. Bacchus was faster, but Stelios was competent at defense, not bothering with offense at all. He merely needed to outlast his sloshy opponent. In between swings Bacchus’ belly grew rounder and rounder. It wobbled as he lunged and dodged, wine splashing about inside. The alcohol hit him gradually, starting as a buzz and growing stronger. The paladin started using his luck with reckless abandon just to keep up, sending kobolds slipping and sliding and smashing into one another via supernatural clumsiness. The power was harder to control as he got drunk, and not nearly as potent.
One-by-one the buttons of Bacchus’ vest popped off, his ballooning belly wobbling out of his undershirt. He smiled as he felt it bounce, blushing and burping a little as he continued swinging at Stelios.
“You’ve gained quite the gut, paladin!” Stelios laughed, easily deflecting a strike. “You’re reminding me of my portlier peers. Merchants who’ve guzzled wine and stuffed themselves silly night after night, their waistlines swelling faster than their wallets. Not sure you’ll still be as intimidating to bandits while looking like an overfilled keg. They might carry you off to camp as loot for celebration, though!”
As Bacchus took a swipe at Stelios, the noble elbowed him in the gut. His cheeks puffed out and he let loose a rumbling bworrrrrrrrrrp that shook his belly and made his purple face flush red. “I’m not—hic—going down so easily. Not while—urrp—while I’m still—hic—standing!” the drunk lion rambled. The seams of his shirt and pants started tearing, large rips accompanying every clumsy maneuver.
“Sounding rather sloshed, Bacchus. In more ways than one.” Stelios danced around the rotund paladin, giving his taut belly a slap as he did. The resulting burps made him laugh. “Everyone talks big—at least until they become big. How does it feel to become a giant grape? Swelling in every direction, getting rounder and rounder and rounder, out of control. Filling up with enough fresh wine to fill a modest cellar. You’re more bottle than lion now, and you haven’t even reached your full capacity yet, keg.”
Bacchus’ head was spinning. Any time he moved he felt the wine within him splash about, threatening to knock him right over as it rocked like a storm. He was struggling to concentrate, at times even forgetting why he was trying to fight the annoying white lion evading his every attack. It was all so frustrating, and yet he couldn’t help but giggle some. He’d always been a happy drunk.
“You’re a—hicurrrp—keg,” Bacchus managed, barely. The paladin was too round to move in any meaningful manner. Kobolds had surrounded him, snickering as they smacked his sides and dodged the drunken swings that went their way. Bacchus arms grew stiff as they puffed up, his sword finally falling from his grip as even his paws rounded out. He wobbled some, but as a ballooning grape he was far from menacing. The noble paladin had failed, and in the back of his boozy head he knew it. His paws and head slowly sunk into his spherical body, Bacchus’ transformation into a grape complete.
Stelios ran a paw along the vaguely glossy side of the helpless lion, grinning. “Nice and ripe. Get used to it, Bacchus, because from now on you’re just going to be a grape. Never deflated, even the least bit. You’ll probably swell further as time passes, actually.”
Bacchus groaned, besieged both by the wine and the pressure that threatened to send him into a daze. He couldn’t put together words to throw back at Stelios, but the taunts reached him. The noble had to be lying, just toying with him before he revealed what would actually become of him.
“I can see that doubt in your aimless eyes, keg. But also that fear. I produce more wine than all my competitors combined, and yet my vineyard is amongst the smallest in the land. Did you ever wonder how I manage, then?” Stelios asked, still occasionally prodding his sloshy captive. “My secret is larger grapes that produce wine year-round.” The lion clapped once, and a kobold retrieved something from a distant drawer. A spigot. “With that you can be tapped for wine whenever I want, enough to fill bottle after bottle, keg after keg, as much as I need to keep up with demand. And I do believe you’ll prove popular.”
Bacchus’ eyes widened slightly as he watched the kobold with the spigot close in on him. He rocked frantically, but there was no way to escape. The other kobolds laughed and cheered their companion on. Bacchus felt the tip of the spigot press against his navel, then dig in, slowly. He wiggled and whimpered at first, but the second it pierced he moaned, eyes rolling back from the spike in pressure.
“Already starting to enjoy yourself? Good.” Stelios slapped the paladin. “A perma-grape paladin who’s permanently drunk. A stupor that’ll never end. My life would be so much easier if I could do this to every paladin. At the very least you’ll be able to valiantly protect my coffers from running dry! Take our latest guest down to the cellars to join the others.” The noble laughed, then looked at the numerous kobolds who’d ended up as grapes during the brawl with Bacchus. “And bring along any other fool who ended up as a grape, too. They’ll clearly be of better use as kegs than servants.”
The kobolds left standing swiftly went into action, not hesitating for a moment to carry out their boss’ orders, even if it meant rolling a sloshy friend to the cellars for good. Bacchus waved his paws and groaned as he was carefully rolled onto his back and turned to face the exit. He put up a token fight, which only amounted to wobbling and belching. The kobolds had no trouble rolling him along, poking and teasing him as well in victory. A frown flashed on Bacchus’ face before the grin of his drunken stupor returned in full force. Becoming a grape wasn’t exactly how the paladin had expected to end his heroic career.
Category Story / Inflation
Species Lion
Gender Male
Size 100 x 100px
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It's a pretty good story! Also linking some fanart someone did for anyone interested.
It's a pretty good story! Also linking some fanart someone did for anyone interested.
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