Before anyone asks, NO! I'm not trying to be a toxic hater of films I ended up hating. But I have a great, big reason to hate the sequel "Ralph Breaks the Internet" because of how it totally defies the laws and rules of going Turbo in the first film, along with adding in ridiculous "girl power" crap that's done nothing but make male characters look weak and stupid, as if the Disney executives have a hateful vendetta against male characters which makes them total hypocrites and cowards that I just wanna scream in their ears till they bleed, caring more about caving into the WOKE, social justice warrior crowd, and Twitter than telling those buffoons off and doing what they like to do best. Why can't they be like the South Park creators who refuse to bend the knee and don't care about losing Chinese profit just to please the government alone? As for the sequel, I hate and despise what they did to Ralph and most of all to Vanellope, turning her into a total ungrateful, selfish brat who takes Ralph's friendship for granted and says right to him that his friendship is not enough for her anymore unless she has dumb thrills in her life. I can understand wanting to go out and explore what is out there, but that's another problem there. Ralph wanted more out of life himself in the first film, but that is treated like a bad thing for him. But when Vanellope wants the same, that is treated like a good thing? WTF creators? What were they thinking? Did they ever watch the first film at all when this was in progress? I was such a fool to defend the ending of Vanellope going Turbo, which makes no sense and never will.
As for what is happening here, you might say my cartoon self had some kind of confrontation with Vanellope, possibly asking where she has been for the last two and a half years, having no success in finding her anywhere or getting any messages from her. All that time I worried something bad happened, and then she shows up out of the blue as if pretending it's just another normal day. Rather than be happy to see her, I ask where she's been and why she never bothered to let me or anyone else know how she was doing. Finally I get the story of how she left her game because of it being "too predictable" and how it wasn't enough for her anymore, struggling to hold my tongue when she got to the part where Sugar Rush crashed and that's Ralph's friendship wasn't good enough for her anymore unless she had more than what she needed. Still I reluctantly listened to the rest where she and Ralph discovered Slaughter Race while in their search to buy the new wheel for Sugar Rush. But what really was slowly infuriating me was hearing how she never showed up at the place where Ralph was waiting for her, but instead talking to Shank about staying in Slaughter Race and leaving Ralph in the dark about where she was, as if she didn't care that she was just going to ditch him and everyone else without a second thought. Even when getting to the part about Ralph using a harmless "virus" installed in the game, that was when I was losing it to hear how she still stands by what she said about friends not sabotaging the other to keep them from leaving and said Ralph was being nothing more than a bad friend the whole time for not agreeing with her and letting her do whatever she wanted, not needing a big strong man in her life to be there for her no more, and certainly doesn't need me in her life.
That's when my cartoon self finally loses it, and in a blind rage slaps Vanellope right across the face, yelling about how outraged and furious I am not with Vanellope making new friends which I had nothing against, but the fact that she was willing to do all those things and ditch former friends just for some dumb thrills and go on pretending like there is nothing wrong with calling everyone a bad friend when she was the one willing to go join a band of strangers that might have been bad people, as if nobody ever taught her about stranger danger. All this time Vanellope ran away from responsibility to go off and do whatever she wanted and her former friends are supposed to be alright with her doing that or else they are nothing but bad friends? If she thinks I'm a bad friend for the way she took Ralph's friendship and everyone for granted after all they've been through to get her where she was, then why did I ever think she deserved me or Ralph as a friend? I scream about how friends don't ditch the other for some dumb thrills and act like that's ok just because someone told her she doesn't need a big strong man. Well if it weren't for that big strong man, she would have never regained her place that Turbo took from her. Vanellope had revealed her true colors to me that the only friends who matter to her now are people like Shank who are there for dumb thrills and nothing more. I thought that I knew who she was before, but I turned out to be wrong and shattered at the truth. My last words to her were saying "I don't know who you are anymore!" and walked off in both anger and heartbreak, knowing a simple "sorry" from Vanellope was not good enough because actions speak louder than words.
Vanellope VonSchweetz © Disney
As for what is happening here, you might say my cartoon self had some kind of confrontation with Vanellope, possibly asking where she has been for the last two and a half years, having no success in finding her anywhere or getting any messages from her. All that time I worried something bad happened, and then she shows up out of the blue as if pretending it's just another normal day. Rather than be happy to see her, I ask where she's been and why she never bothered to let me or anyone else know how she was doing. Finally I get the story of how she left her game because of it being "too predictable" and how it wasn't enough for her anymore, struggling to hold my tongue when she got to the part where Sugar Rush crashed and that's Ralph's friendship wasn't good enough for her anymore unless she had more than what she needed. Still I reluctantly listened to the rest where she and Ralph discovered Slaughter Race while in their search to buy the new wheel for Sugar Rush. But what really was slowly infuriating me was hearing how she never showed up at the place where Ralph was waiting for her, but instead talking to Shank about staying in Slaughter Race and leaving Ralph in the dark about where she was, as if she didn't care that she was just going to ditch him and everyone else without a second thought. Even when getting to the part about Ralph using a harmless "virus" installed in the game, that was when I was losing it to hear how she still stands by what she said about friends not sabotaging the other to keep them from leaving and said Ralph was being nothing more than a bad friend the whole time for not agreeing with her and letting her do whatever she wanted, not needing a big strong man in her life to be there for her no more, and certainly doesn't need me in her life.
That's when my cartoon self finally loses it, and in a blind rage slaps Vanellope right across the face, yelling about how outraged and furious I am not with Vanellope making new friends which I had nothing against, but the fact that she was willing to do all those things and ditch former friends just for some dumb thrills and go on pretending like there is nothing wrong with calling everyone a bad friend when she was the one willing to go join a band of strangers that might have been bad people, as if nobody ever taught her about stranger danger. All this time Vanellope ran away from responsibility to go off and do whatever she wanted and her former friends are supposed to be alright with her doing that or else they are nothing but bad friends? If she thinks I'm a bad friend for the way she took Ralph's friendship and everyone for granted after all they've been through to get her where she was, then why did I ever think she deserved me or Ralph as a friend? I scream about how friends don't ditch the other for some dumb thrills and act like that's ok just because someone told her she doesn't need a big strong man. Well if it weren't for that big strong man, she would have never regained her place that Turbo took from her. Vanellope had revealed her true colors to me that the only friends who matter to her now are people like Shank who are there for dumb thrills and nothing more. I thought that I knew who she was before, but I turned out to be wrong and shattered at the truth. My last words to her were saying "I don't know who you are anymore!" and walked off in both anger and heartbreak, knowing a simple "sorry" from Vanellope was not good enough because actions speak louder than words.
Vanellope VonSchweetz © Disney
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Honestly nothing wrong with saying you hate a film. Especially one as weird as "Breaks the Internet" in which both of the main characters act like jerks with 0 self awareness for each other just to further a plot to a movie that never should have happened in the first place.
Yeah, true what Ralph did was a dick move with that virus. But he was waiting for Vanellope to show up and she never did, even muting her phone when he tried to reach out to her. And she's off screwing around, leaving Ralph in the dark of her whereabouts like it's no big deal as she has fun with no rules or responsibilities.
The sequel ruined Vanellope by turning her selfish and ungrateful, even taking Ralph's friendship for granted by saying everything he for her was not good enough anymore and wanted to live with a bunch of strangers she barely even knows, making it look like she can do whatever she wants without consequence, and Ralph is the bad guy for not letting her go Turbo or calling her out on her hypocrisy and she was in no position to say what a friend should or shouldn't do when she was ghosting him and everyone else by not telling them where she was and never showing up to meet Ralph like it was not a big deal, and him not being alright with that makes him a bad guy? This film is a bunch of woke garbage propaganda to hate on male characters which is what it is. I don't owe Vanellope any apology.
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