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About time I started showing my professional side. Here at Proteus Alchemicals we've developed such favorites as:
HeadOut! brand brain bleach - If your friend gives you a TMI incident, don't freak out, just tell them, "I'll be right back, I just need to HeadOut! for a sec."
Yiffital brand pain reliever - When the pain from sore muscles, butthurt, or drama is to great to bear, just say Yiffital.
B-Goat brand troll repellent - (Formerly marketed as Billy Goat brand repellent) B-Goat! apply directly to forehead! B-Goat! Apply directly to forehead!
Vixenex brand decongestant - opens your sinuses so wide, you'll feel as hollow-headed as a vixen.
And lets not forget the products that started it all, the Proteus line of body altering potions, way too many variants to name here.
Proteus Alchemicals, why not try something ... for a change?
HeadOut! brand brain bleach - If your friend gives you a TMI incident, don't freak out, just tell them, "I'll be right back, I just need to HeadOut! for a sec."
Yiffital brand pain reliever - When the pain from sore muscles, butthurt, or drama is to great to bear, just say Yiffital.
B-Goat brand troll repellent - (Formerly marketed as Billy Goat brand repellent) B-Goat! apply directly to forehead! B-Goat! Apply directly to forehead!
Vixenex brand decongestant - opens your sinuses so wide, you'll feel as hollow-headed as a vixen.
And lets not forget the products that started it all, the Proteus line of body altering potions, way too many variants to name here.
Proteus Alchemicals, why not try something ... for a change?
Category Icons / Miscellaneous
Species Eagle
Gender Male
Size 1280 x 869px
File Size 130.5 kB
Thanks, I try to set up decent backgrounds, and as I've been a wandering alchemist for years onlne, I decided to give myself a more concrete history. After all, you can only be a mysterious, enigmatic individual for so long, unless you're going to be a complete hermet and never let anyone get close.
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