Does whatever a spider kin!
"Well, young lady, what seems to be the TROUBLE?"
"What seems... I'm a GIANT SPIDER, Doctor! THAT'S WHAT'S THE TROUBLE!"
"Well, you seem to be quite a HEALTHY giant spider. I'm not sure what you want me..."
"CURE ME, @$$HOLE! I wasn't a SPIDER when I WOKE UP this morning!"
"Oh, I SEE! Well, you have to TELL me these things! I'm not a MIND-READER you know! So when did you notice you were BECOMING a spider?"
"Well... you see, I wanted to go to a Halloween party as Spider Man, so I..."
"...so you got yourself BIT by a RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. We've had TEN CASES of that TODAY!"
"Well, this didn't happen to PETER PARKER, when HE got bit! He just got spider POWERS!"
"Yes... well what ISOTOPE made that spider radioactive? Hmmm? You don't KNOW, do you? Stan Lee was never quite CLEAR on that point, was he?"
"I... didn't think it made a DIFFERENCE..."
"Of COURSE it makes a difference! You got off relatively EASY! Some guy came in an HOUR ago... his WIFE brought him in a jar with HOLES in the lid! He's about two inches long, and can only squeak 'Helllp meee! Helllp meeeee!' Tragic AND derivative!"
"So what did you DO for him?"
"What COULD we do for him? We have a special kit for these situations. We sent him home in a terrarium with a box of CRICKETS! I'm afraid that's his LIFE from now on."
"So what do I do!?"
"I GUESS you need to ADJUST. I'm sure it won't be EASY. I'll tell you WHAT, though... I've know a couple guys who are REALLY hot for DRIDERS! I kid you NOT! You are actually their idea of the PERFECT MATE! I could give you their NUMBERS..."
"I DON'T want to HOOK UP with your SPIDER PERV FRIENDS! I want a CURE!"
"You SURE? First you have a HOT DATE, then you PARALYZE them with your venom, wrap them in your WEB, and you've got food for MONTHS! Really saves on the old GROCERY bill, I tell you WHAT!"
"You can't CURE me, CAN you?'
"Well, what do you WANT with our Canadian socialized medicine, eh? Did you think it would be equal to something like THIS!?"
"Are you telling me they can cure me in the STATES?"
"Nnnnooo... they can't either, but at least THERE it would be because you can't afford insurance! THEN you could blame it on the SYSTEM! BELIEVE me, you're better off as a SPIDER. THEY don't get COVID, like I said they have low grocery bills, and YOU look healthy as a HORSE. I would say you've got another fifty or sixty years to crawl around on the ceiling!"
"Gee... THANKS, Doc."
"Don't MENTION it. Now get OUT of here! I have SICK PEOPLE to attend to!"
"Well, young lady, what seems to be the TROUBLE?"
"What seems... I'm a GIANT SPIDER, Doctor! THAT'S WHAT'S THE TROUBLE!"
"Well, you seem to be quite a HEALTHY giant spider. I'm not sure what you want me..."
"CURE ME, @$$HOLE! I wasn't a SPIDER when I WOKE UP this morning!"
"Oh, I SEE! Well, you have to TELL me these things! I'm not a MIND-READER you know! So when did you notice you were BECOMING a spider?"
"Well... you see, I wanted to go to a Halloween party as Spider Man, so I..."
"...so you got yourself BIT by a RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. We've had TEN CASES of that TODAY!"
"Well, this didn't happen to PETER PARKER, when HE got bit! He just got spider POWERS!"
"Yes... well what ISOTOPE made that spider radioactive? Hmmm? You don't KNOW, do you? Stan Lee was never quite CLEAR on that point, was he?"
"I... didn't think it made a DIFFERENCE..."
"Of COURSE it makes a difference! You got off relatively EASY! Some guy came in an HOUR ago... his WIFE brought him in a jar with HOLES in the lid! He's about two inches long, and can only squeak 'Helllp meee! Helllp meeeee!' Tragic AND derivative!"
"So what did you DO for him?"
"What COULD we do for him? We have a special kit for these situations. We sent him home in a terrarium with a box of CRICKETS! I'm afraid that's his LIFE from now on."
"So what do I do!?"
"I GUESS you need to ADJUST. I'm sure it won't be EASY. I'll tell you WHAT, though... I've know a couple guys who are REALLY hot for DRIDERS! I kid you NOT! You are actually their idea of the PERFECT MATE! I could give you their NUMBERS..."
"I DON'T want to HOOK UP with your SPIDER PERV FRIENDS! I want a CURE!"
"You SURE? First you have a HOT DATE, then you PARALYZE them with your venom, wrap them in your WEB, and you've got food for MONTHS! Really saves on the old GROCERY bill, I tell you WHAT!"
"You can't CURE me, CAN you?'
"Well, what do you WANT with our Canadian socialized medicine, eh? Did you think it would be equal to something like THIS!?"
"Are you telling me they can cure me in the STATES?"
"Nnnnooo... they can't either, but at least THERE it would be because you can't afford insurance! THEN you could blame it on the SYSTEM! BELIEVE me, you're better off as a SPIDER. THEY don't get COVID, like I said they have low grocery bills, and YOU look healthy as a HORSE. I would say you've got another fifty or sixty years to crawl around on the ceiling!"
"Gee... THANKS, Doc."
"Don't MENTION it. Now get OUT of here! I have SICK PEOPLE to attend to!"
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Arachnid
Gender Female
Size 1189 x 752px
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