Basic Info: Probably the best place to work in town . . . for you at least, This company upholds honesty at best so all reporters must try to only get concrete and hard facts to ensure they keep up to principle, why if they were just taking photos and making up details willy nilly they'd be no better then Nevermore! Here you can hard save at your desk with your handy dandy typewriter (shut up) and if you actively look for Neverlings around the game make sure to both take pictures and hit them with rocks in first-person mode, cause a certain cat in a random filing capinet will make you feel a little healthier if you do. (Each time you bring him photos and told him you hit them with rocks, he'll give you health increases little by little.)
Name: Chip "Teeny" Vulpini
Title: The Shrimpy Reporter
Bio: It's you! Your tiny, underappreciated and in desperate need of a promotion to actually get some respect around here! Your good qualities include: Being handsome, crafty and lucky, your bad qualities include: being short, no one taking you seriously and your giant sweet tooth . . . actually let's call that last one a neutral quality if anything.
Name: Rudy Reignroof
Title: "The Receptionist"
Bio: The charming grouchy face that greets you in the lobby, Rudy is your typical sarcastic, non-enthusiastic, gossip spreading office doe. She's the one person you have to talk to to get to Mister Jefferson directly and she'll never let you talk to him face to face in his office unless he requests your presence, usually she says she's too busy to listen to your yapping but really she's just watching reindeer involved tv dramas on her computer. She has a distinctive hatred for office christmas parties, mainly due to the fact that she used to work in a shopping mall, and being a reindeer with that kinda job during the holidays is . . . hellish, if she hears another public domain christmas song she's gonna get all queasy.
Name: Jerry J. Howler
Title: "The Handsome"
Bio: The quote on quote "Best Reporter in New Tale" (liar), Jerry is able to get an interview with and squeeze the facts out of anybody with his charm, charisma and good looks. He's a little smug but wouldn't give anything to be at a job that pays more, he loves his job and gives his coworkers the upmost respect, even if he does like to mess with the shrimpiest one. On Saturday nights you can find him doing some interpretive figure skating down by the Ice Rink, if you catch him he'll probably explain his techniques and offer you a drink from the snack shop over there.
Name: Mopey D. Mutt
Title: "The Unhappy Hound"
Bio: Don't let his chipper "hyucky" voice fool you, Mopey is very depressed, very pessimistic and very grounded. This depressed dog hails from Inkblot Alley, a closed off part of the city where the citizens have taken on exaggerated rubberhose-esc appearances due to the strange ink that runs through it, Mopey would work over there but unfortunately his resume is pretty . . . shitty, so now he works in this part of town where he has to be weary of prejudice and derogatory comments due to the common belief over here that being an Ink is extremely contagious, he's appreciative and happy to work under such a nice guy, even if he never cracks a smile. Thankfully having him work here is a little something extra due to how he can go to Inkwell anytime he wants for some truthful news from over there, it's believed that Mister Jefferson is trying in some way to dispel tension between the secluded city and the rest of New Tale.
Name: Hammy Cornwall
Title: "The Stress Eater"
Bio: Rounder then your average pig, Hammy is a very awkward and self-deprecating swine who copes with his insecurities by constantly chowing down on large quantities of corn, canned soybean, eggs and chicken submarine sandwiches. He interacts quite well with his coworkers, and tries very hard not to mention his difficulties with happiness, dating and his terrible eating habits. You can usually find him in his cubicle either sulking quietly to himself or trying to chow down on some corn husks he brought for his lunch break.
Name: Dusty Ciarán
Title: "The Weird Filing Cabinet Guy"
Bio: Always showing up unexpectedly, only giving us small doses of his forbidden knowledge and being blunt, creepy and brief, usually disappearing as soon as he showed up, Dusty is certainly a character. Does he even work here? He does? Well I've never seen him in a suit, let alone his legs, not like you could see much of his nude form he always looks like he's engulfed in shadows save for those big yellow judging peepers. He can appear in any filing cabinet anywhere in the building and seems to be able to travel between them somehow, with the only indication of him being in one being that his tail sticks out and swings left and right. He's mysterious and secretive, only giving either information or "help" if you either get or do something for him. For instance, you know those ravens in ascots all over town? Dusty wants you to either take pictures of them, or throw rocks at them (or both) and in return he'll do . . . something, something that makes you feel healthy afterwards for some reason.
Name: Jefferson "Jerry" Tuskerny
Title: "Head of Tuskerny Papers"
Bio: The most honest guy in town, the best guy to work for and best of all, your boss! He's a reasonable and very friendly man whose main goal is to ensure his newspapers are only filled with hard facts and truths to ensure people get a nice clear look at the way some things are. He looks onto his coworkers with the upmost respect, and treats them as friends and even as family to an extent. You didn't know this but a nickname for him by some coworkers is "Jerry" . . . I wonder if that's important or not.
Name: Chip "Teeny" Vulpini
Title: The Shrimpy Reporter
Bio: It's you! Your tiny, underappreciated and in desperate need of a promotion to actually get some respect around here! Your good qualities include: Being handsome, crafty and lucky, your bad qualities include: being short, no one taking you seriously and your giant sweet tooth . . . actually let's call that last one a neutral quality if anything.
Name: Rudy Reignroof
Title: "The Receptionist"
Bio: The charming grouchy face that greets you in the lobby, Rudy is your typical sarcastic, non-enthusiastic, gossip spreading office doe. She's the one person you have to talk to to get to Mister Jefferson directly and she'll never let you talk to him face to face in his office unless he requests your presence, usually she says she's too busy to listen to your yapping but really she's just watching reindeer involved tv dramas on her computer. She has a distinctive hatred for office christmas parties, mainly due to the fact that she used to work in a shopping mall, and being a reindeer with that kinda job during the holidays is . . . hellish, if she hears another public domain christmas song she's gonna get all queasy.
Name: Jerry J. Howler
Title: "The Handsome"
Bio: The quote on quote "Best Reporter in New Tale" (liar), Jerry is able to get an interview with and squeeze the facts out of anybody with his charm, charisma and good looks. He's a little smug but wouldn't give anything to be at a job that pays more, he loves his job and gives his coworkers the upmost respect, even if he does like to mess with the shrimpiest one. On Saturday nights you can find him doing some interpretive figure skating down by the Ice Rink, if you catch him he'll probably explain his techniques and offer you a drink from the snack shop over there.
Name: Mopey D. Mutt
Title: "The Unhappy Hound"
Bio: Don't let his chipper "hyucky" voice fool you, Mopey is very depressed, very pessimistic and very grounded. This depressed dog hails from Inkblot Alley, a closed off part of the city where the citizens have taken on exaggerated rubberhose-esc appearances due to the strange ink that runs through it, Mopey would work over there but unfortunately his resume is pretty . . . shitty, so now he works in this part of town where he has to be weary of prejudice and derogatory comments due to the common belief over here that being an Ink is extremely contagious, he's appreciative and happy to work under such a nice guy, even if he never cracks a smile. Thankfully having him work here is a little something extra due to how he can go to Inkwell anytime he wants for some truthful news from over there, it's believed that Mister Jefferson is trying in some way to dispel tension between the secluded city and the rest of New Tale.
Name: Hammy Cornwall
Title: "The Stress Eater"
Bio: Rounder then your average pig, Hammy is a very awkward and self-deprecating swine who copes with his insecurities by constantly chowing down on large quantities of corn, canned soybean, eggs and chicken submarine sandwiches. He interacts quite well with his coworkers, and tries very hard not to mention his difficulties with happiness, dating and his terrible eating habits. You can usually find him in his cubicle either sulking quietly to himself or trying to chow down on some corn husks he brought for his lunch break.
Name: Dusty Ciarán
Title: "The Weird Filing Cabinet Guy"
Bio: Always showing up unexpectedly, only giving us small doses of his forbidden knowledge and being blunt, creepy and brief, usually disappearing as soon as he showed up, Dusty is certainly a character. Does he even work here? He does? Well I've never seen him in a suit, let alone his legs, not like you could see much of his nude form he always looks like he's engulfed in shadows save for those big yellow judging peepers. He can appear in any filing cabinet anywhere in the building and seems to be able to travel between them somehow, with the only indication of him being in one being that his tail sticks out and swings left and right. He's mysterious and secretive, only giving either information or "help" if you either get or do something for him. For instance, you know those ravens in ascots all over town? Dusty wants you to either take pictures of them, or throw rocks at them (or both) and in return he'll do . . . something, something that makes you feel healthy afterwards for some reason.
Name: Jefferson "Jerry" Tuskerny
Title: "Head of Tuskerny Papers"
Bio: The most honest guy in town, the best guy to work for and best of all, your boss! He's a reasonable and very friendly man whose main goal is to ensure his newspapers are only filled with hard facts and truths to ensure people get a nice clear look at the way some things are. He looks onto his coworkers with the upmost respect, and treats them as friends and even as family to an extent. You didn't know this but a nickname for him by some coworkers is "Jerry" . . . I wonder if that's important or not.
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Multiple characters
Size 3000 x 1139px
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I can understand Dusty, but why Rudy wasn't with the others during Chapter 3?
She always knows how super gay bar nights with Mister Jefferson get, plus she isn't too social and would rather spend nights at home watching more of her shows.
Anyway, I'm glad to see Mopey again. Perhaps becoming friend with his co-workers will put a smile on his. I can imagine Chip being closer to him since Chapter 7.
It just might uwu which is very rare.
Chip tried to get his permit from him and he refused in Chapter 7 :v for how very illegal that would be.
Chip tried to get his permit from him and he refused in Chapter 7 :v for how very illegal that would be.
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