The Adopt-a-Bull Meat Market is open for business! Stampede on over and bid on a beefy new boyfriend to take home in time for the Lunar New Year of the Ox.

Autobidders will be given an additional color palette of their choosing, and all adopt-a-bull winners may choose to have their bull's manhood drawn and designed by yours truly. Bids in increments of 10 or more only, please! Bidding ends on February 28th, 11:59pm PST.

SB for each: $150
AB for each: $500