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Letters to Captain Cosmo: #1
Both letters were written in Russian; the Avenger provided translations for both.
Dear Captain Cosmo:
Pleasure to write to you, but I wish you wouldn't constantly complain about the rest of the world. I'm also unhappy with the state of being in Russia, but still, it is what it is.
What was it that depressed you the most about your foreign allies getting to do what you couldn't? Was it the Olympics? Was it the visit to Nintendo HQ? Or was it simply the fact that you cannot leave the country?
Either way, all I ask is that you stop your constant whining; the entire country heard you day in and day out!
Yours truly,
Ophelia Krushcev, age 29 (human)
Saint Petersburg, Russia
Captain Cosmo's reply:
Dear Ophelia,
What made me really upset was the fact that our idiot athletes continued to dope despite knowing the consequences of all of this. When WADA got involved, they banned us. Sure there was an agreement that was made that reduced our ban from 4 to 2 years, but I'm still upset. As for what made me really depressed after that in regards to what our foreign allies get to do, it was them simply having a good time, not just visiting Nintendo's HQ.
Had our athletes not doped, I would've been in Japan with the other Russian heroes for fun even though the global travel restrictions forbids the average person from traveling to witness the Olympics in person as spectators and fans. I'm really sorry for allowing social media posts from my foreign allies of them having fun in Japan to upset me. I should've been thankful of what we have in Russia and learned to set a better example for our people to follow. Even though I will never get to be with our foreign allies in China for the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics, I will focus on being a better example for our country and spend more time helping to better our motherland.
Yours truly,
Captain Cosmo
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Letters to Captain Cosmo: #1
Both letters were written in Russian; the Avenger provided translations for both.
Dear Captain Cosmo:
Pleasure to write to you, but I wish you wouldn't constantly complain about the rest of the world. I'm also unhappy with the state of being in Russia, but still, it is what it is.
What was it that depressed you the most about your foreign allies getting to do what you couldn't? Was it the Olympics? Was it the visit to Nintendo HQ? Or was it simply the fact that you cannot leave the country?
Either way, all I ask is that you stop your constant whining; the entire country heard you day in and day out!
Yours truly,
Ophelia Krushcev, age 29 (human)
Saint Petersburg, Russia
Captain Cosmo's reply:
Dear Ophelia,
What made me really upset was the fact that our idiot athletes continued to dope despite knowing the consequences of all of this. When WADA got involved, they banned us. Sure there was an agreement that was made that reduced our ban from 4 to 2 years, but I'm still upset. As for what made me really depressed after that in regards to what our foreign allies get to do, it was them simply having a good time, not just visiting Nintendo's HQ.
Had our athletes not doped, I would've been in Japan with the other Russian heroes for fun even though the global travel restrictions forbids the average person from traveling to witness the Olympics in person as spectators and fans. I'm really sorry for allowing social media posts from my foreign allies of them having fun in Japan to upset me. I should've been thankful of what we have in Russia and learned to set a better example for our people to follow. Even though I will never get to be with our foreign allies in China for the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics, I will focus on being a better example for our country and spend more time helping to better our motherland.
Yours truly,
Captain Cosmo
The first letter to Captain Cosmo made known to the public.
NOTES: I wrote the original letter; Chuong wrote the response.
Captain Cosmo is a character joint-owned by me and Chuong
G-52 organization © me and me alone
NOTES: I wrote the original letter; Chuong wrote the response.
Captain Cosmo is a character joint-owned by me and Chuong
G-52 organization © me and me alone
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
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Chuong: I will admit that we did post a lot of photos of ourselves having a good time in Akiba on social media so I figured that would be why Captain Cosmo acted the way he did with the nonstop crying and whining. Of course that's no excuse; especially the fact that he's a G-52.
Jack: Russia is Earth's largest country complete with 22 of their own ethnic republics so there is absolutely no reason why he should feel trapped and sad.
Frost Fox: That and as bad things were with the doping in Russia, at least he's not Liavon the Authoritarian Lion. Liavon got voted in to lead Belarus against his will, has inherited a country in chaos to the point he's asking ambassadors in Minsk for help since his people's advices aren't enough, yet not once did Liavon bellow despite the fact that we got corrupt coaches from our country on the loose allover Earth.
Zachary/Zihao: Wow Leo's worst days doesn't even stack up anywhere close to that. Sounds like our top three worst moments for our parallels would be like this; third place for Levi over the Trudeau blackface photos followed by Rainier's Banana Scandal of 2019 but at least Canada is welcomed in international sporting events, Leonid over Russia's massive doping scandals but at least Russia's government didn't completely fall apart, then Liavon trying to get Belarus together after the Lukashenko administration collapsed.
Elias: Then I'm hoping Lennart doesn't have a bad day that gets anywhere close to that since he doesn't get angry; he goes berserk instead and we all know what happens when he does. Captain Cosmo did make a post on social media of how I get to use my phone's selfie drone to take professional quality photos of Leo and Levi before having them processed at their local print shops to frame them before mailing them to their official offices at least.
Igor: Glad I'm Russia's ambassador to peacefully quiet Sweden so I don't have to hear any of Cosmo's whining and drama! The blue husky UN1024, Vladimir Kosov, couldn't sleep a wink!
Elias: We can all hope this is the last time a G-52 acts like this again. Once is way too much. Just too much.
Jack: Russia is Earth's largest country complete with 22 of their own ethnic republics so there is absolutely no reason why he should feel trapped and sad.
Frost Fox: That and as bad things were with the doping in Russia, at least he's not Liavon the Authoritarian Lion. Liavon got voted in to lead Belarus against his will, has inherited a country in chaos to the point he's asking ambassadors in Minsk for help since his people's advices aren't enough, yet not once did Liavon bellow despite the fact that we got corrupt coaches from our country on the loose allover Earth.
Zachary/Zihao: Wow Leo's worst days doesn't even stack up anywhere close to that. Sounds like our top three worst moments for our parallels would be like this; third place for Levi over the Trudeau blackface photos followed by Rainier's Banana Scandal of 2019 but at least Canada is welcomed in international sporting events, Leonid over Russia's massive doping scandals but at least Russia's government didn't completely fall apart, then Liavon trying to get Belarus together after the Lukashenko administration collapsed.
Elias: Then I'm hoping Lennart doesn't have a bad day that gets anywhere close to that since he doesn't get angry; he goes berserk instead and we all know what happens when he does. Captain Cosmo did make a post on social media of how I get to use my phone's selfie drone to take professional quality photos of Leo and Levi before having them processed at their local print shops to frame them before mailing them to their official offices at least.
Igor: Glad I'm Russia's ambassador to peacefully quiet Sweden so I don't have to hear any of Cosmo's whining and drama! The blue husky UN1024, Vladimir Kosov, couldn't sleep a wink!
Elias: We can all hope this is the last time a G-52 acts like this again. Once is way too much. Just too much.
Super C: I've always been a lot stiffer with Cripto and with Leo because their histories, but for totally separate reasons. But this is nothing like that.
Leo: I have to behave anyways; one more meltdown and I die. When Lennart had his embarrassing meltdown, though, he asked why he wasn't getting sent to the flames of hell in my place. That and the fact I'm POTUS.
Super C: Well, all you really did was bellow at people, or otherwise make comments that would normally cause a controversy if you didn't have CNG causing the phenomenon of everybody obeying you as if you were supreme dictator of the universe, even though it can cause physical damage to many things or potentially take lives out; thank heavens that never happened. His berserk attacks cause the damage your bellowing can cause times one million.
Leo: Indeed.
Cripto: My rock band and I weren't even in Japan, and we were getting irritated by his constant whining. I think J.P. even blocked him.
D.W.: Well, he's forever banned from all those platforms.
Leo: I have to behave anyways; one more meltdown and I die. When Lennart had his embarrassing meltdown, though, he asked why he wasn't getting sent to the flames of hell in my place. That and the fact I'm POTUS.
Super C: Well, all you really did was bellow at people, or otherwise make comments that would normally cause a controversy if you didn't have CNG causing the phenomenon of everybody obeying you as if you were supreme dictator of the universe, even though it can cause physical damage to many things or potentially take lives out; thank heavens that never happened. His berserk attacks cause the damage your bellowing can cause times one million.
Leo: Indeed.
Cripto: My rock band and I weren't even in Japan, and we were getting irritated by his constant whining. I think J.P. even blocked him.
D.W.: Well, he's forever banned from all those platforms.
Chuong: No way Captain Cosmo left comments to Furry Fury since a lot of his comments on social media were directed to me, Zannichi, Zax, Rainier, Elias, along with several other allies with us in Japan. I noticed that our dance videos did receive his comments expressing his envy towards us.
Ryunosuke: Captain Cosmo would leave comments on my videos featuring Kiku of how much he wanted to go to Japan to play with Kiku during the Olympics. The problem with this is that Kiku does not like Captain Cosmo and he is an extremely judgemental shiba inu. Then again, shibas tend to be judgmental in general.
Elias: Captain Cosmo did leave a lot of comments on my videos and photos from Japan. He did say that he wished he saw me use my phone's selfie drone.
Konrad: Captain Cosmo did make several posts in Russian expressing how upset he feels because of WADA's ban and that thanks to the dopers, he can't visit Japan. He did make some videos of himself crying in his bed in Russian of how we get to enjoy our fun in Japan. In one of his videos, he did talk about Akihabara and our videos of us enjoying a good time there. In another video, he did express envy of how we get to visit the Imperial Palace in Tokyo but he can't. I did leave a comment in Russian telling him that visiting such a palace is a privilege since with the ongoing CNG crisis, it's rare that foreigners would be given privilege to explore such a place during this time.
Jack: He left comments on my photos and videos from Japan too. That's an incredible amount of time and resources that could be used on self-reflection to help improve Russia instead.
Shi: He also left comments in Chinese on my posts from Japan. Several of my friends back in China told him to focus his energy on Russia and that if he continues to whine, they will ask our government to convince President Zannichi from America to provide us resources to build our Great Wall of Russia just to keep Cosmo in Russia and that we don't have to hear him. Goodness I know some G-52s overreact but this is completely ridiculous! I think it's as stupid as Levi suspending his Parliament over photos of Trudeau in blackface.
Ryunosuke: Captain Cosmo would leave comments on my videos featuring Kiku of how much he wanted to go to Japan to play with Kiku during the Olympics. The problem with this is that Kiku does not like Captain Cosmo and he is an extremely judgemental shiba inu. Then again, shibas tend to be judgmental in general.
Elias: Captain Cosmo did leave a lot of comments on my videos and photos from Japan. He did say that he wished he saw me use my phone's selfie drone.
Konrad: Captain Cosmo did make several posts in Russian expressing how upset he feels because of WADA's ban and that thanks to the dopers, he can't visit Japan. He did make some videos of himself crying in his bed in Russian of how we get to enjoy our fun in Japan. In one of his videos, he did talk about Akihabara and our videos of us enjoying a good time there. In another video, he did express envy of how we get to visit the Imperial Palace in Tokyo but he can't. I did leave a comment in Russian telling him that visiting such a palace is a privilege since with the ongoing CNG crisis, it's rare that foreigners would be given privilege to explore such a place during this time.
Jack: He left comments on my photos and videos from Japan too. That's an incredible amount of time and resources that could be used on self-reflection to help improve Russia instead.
Shi: He also left comments in Chinese on my posts from Japan. Several of my friends back in China told him to focus his energy on Russia and that if he continues to whine, they will ask our government to convince President Zannichi from America to provide us resources to build our Great Wall of Russia just to keep Cosmo in Russia and that we don't have to hear him. Goodness I know some G-52s overreact but this is completely ridiculous! I think it's as stupid as Levi suspending his Parliament over photos of Trudeau in blackface.
Cripto: I see that, but all his profiles were open to the world, so we noticed it regardless.
Levi: I still haven't been able to live that down. I was mainly beating myself up over it, though, but not on social media. I don't delve into that garbage.
Super C: So you think it is garbage?
Levi: I do, because it encourages being self-centered. I know that is only the pot calling the kettle black because of my meltdown being a way to draw attention to myself, but I've always felt that way about that stuff.
Leo: As did I.
Levi: But I promise you I'm not dwelling on it.
Super C: No, don't; you'll rack up another fine if you do. But this is just you making an acknowledgement, so I'm not going to ding you for this one.
Leo: I have been asked many times about the Great Wall of Russia even without Cosmo's whining. And I said yes.
Levi: I still haven't been able to live that down. I was mainly beating myself up over it, though, but not on social media. I don't delve into that garbage.
Super C: So you think it is garbage?
Levi: I do, because it encourages being self-centered. I know that is only the pot calling the kettle black because of my meltdown being a way to draw attention to myself, but I've always felt that way about that stuff.
Leo: As did I.
Levi: But I promise you I'm not dwelling on it.
Super C: No, don't; you'll rack up another fine if you do. But this is just you making an acknowledgement, so I'm not going to ding you for this one.
Leo: I have been asked many times about the Great Wall of Russia even without Cosmo's whining. And I said yes.
Shi: Then it looks like our wall against Russia shall be built then.
Silk Tigress: It has to be. They also got CNG smugglers threatening our borders too. Even Liu would instantly approve of this.
Silk Tigress: It has to be. They also got CNG smugglers threatening our borders too. Even Liu would instantly approve of this.
Leo: I should point out I did it with the CNG crisis in mind; it wasn't necessarily to get Cosmo to shut up.
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