YOU call me LONG?
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
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"My torso ain't the only part of me that's long, handlebars."
He should be PROUD of his longness! XD
He should be PROUD of his longness! XD
Oh Stan, you try so hard but Rabbit is alway a step ahead. And yes, longboi is LONG.
"Careful, you're gonna get struck by lightning."
"Stan..."
"I'm just saying, don't get them tangled in any trees. Warn the birds when you're walking by."
"STAN..."
"Jack don't need no beanstalk, I got his way to the clouds right here!"
"STAN..."
"And those floppy feet of yours-"
"Okay, that does it..."
*Measurings later...*
"There! You ARE more stomach than anything else! I KNEW it."
"Shaddup..."
"Even that tail of yours didn't measure up!"
"Yeah? YEAH? Wanna see a REAL long part?"
"It's not that big."
"HEY! It's longer than those ears!"
"No it's not."
"Wanna see me prove it?"
"Okay, maybe this has got a little out of... yes."
"Stan..."
"I'm just saying, don't get them tangled in any trees. Warn the birds when you're walking by."
"STAN..."
"Jack don't need no beanstalk, I got his way to the clouds right here!"
"STAN..."
"And those floppy feet of yours-"
"Okay, that does it..."
*Measurings later...*
"There! You ARE more stomach than anything else! I KNEW it."
"Shaddup..."
"Even that tail of yours didn't measure up!"
"Yeah? YEAH? Wanna see a REAL long part?"
"It's not that big."
"HEY! It's longer than those ears!"
"No it's not."
"Wanna see me prove it?"
"Okay, maybe this has got a little out of... yes."
Sometimes they end with CHORES, but Stan made me promise I'd never tell anyone about those.
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