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Letters to Liu the Confucian Lion: #4
Translations have been provided both ways by the Avenger, although Liu can also fluently speak English. This is because some, though not all, of these letters to the G-52s are published in various media, helping to keep print journalism alive and running.
Dear Liu,
I'm one of the many VPN employees who unintentionally liberated your country and have you be their President. I just wanted to let you know that I do not condone children using VPN services to play their online games late at night when they should be getting a good night's sleep for school. Yet, we cannot do anything about it as that's beyond our responsibilities. I am also aware of the fact that VPN services can be used for bad things, from online forum trolling, to viewing pornography without being caught by their IP (internet provider) services. It is also common for people to purchase our services to view foreign content on the internet that are only made available to certain citizens as well, such as sports. But do note that government spies, detectives, and other government agents use VPNs to cover their tracks as part of their jobs.
Your country has a lot of internet celebrities, especially in the online gaming world. Because of that, they get a lot of fans from America and no doubt did American soldiers subscribe to their content. Some of your celebrities are minors, too, who, of course, used our VPN services to bypass your country's censorship system before you become their President. I'm glad that you not only legalized VPN services, but also released prisoners who were serving their sentences for using VPNs. So what do you think about the fact that at least 1.6 million Chinese kids purchased VPN services from America to circumvent your country's censorship system, and that we were unknowingly contributing to China's authoritarian downfall to make way for your presidency and leadership? I also want to let you know that the Zanicchi Administration of my country had no part in this; nor did they know what was going on at the time until it was too late, even though they're glad that China is open to the world now.
Sincerely,
Johnny Preston, age 24 (red fox)
Atlanta, Georgia, United States of America
Liu's reply:
Dear Johnny:
Thank you for writing to me. This is a bit of a complex question you've asked, and that's good, because some of the best questions asked, particularly those by Jesus Christ, are thought-provoking in nature. I wasn't happy to see the kids playing the games late at night, but it didn't surprise me either. Our federal government was the lowest it had ever been in 5,000+ years of existing under Jinping, and you can easily guess why. We also now know that the COVID-19 virus was created in a lab, and not what people thought it was originally, and so Jinping will also answer for that because his administration lied to the world about that virus. However, CNG is the greater threat. It can be used to spread COVID-19, though, so spread the word about that, would you?
I felt it was a question of not if, but when, Jinping would be out and I would be in, because the world we live in is a world where if humans cannot do their job, and do it right, they get replaced by animals. CNG ultimately wants us to be like Kriegland, where it is dull, depressing, and nothing modern is welcome to a society. I mentioned this in many newspaper columns I had written, and I also commented that if I was to take over the country, I would prefer to do it in a nonviolent fashion. This was just not the way I imagined it originally. I figured Jinping's administration would just fall apart and lead us into an anarchy. (But the people who wanted me to take over wanted me to rule as a cruel, heartless dictator so that all those people would be executed. The politicians, not the gamers. Shame on them!)
I therefore do not express any anger, but congratulate you and the other employees on the success you've had with the company, even if what you did to get rid of Jinping's corruption was entirely by accident. The immoral content is there only for those who seek it. I don't control what people do; only they control themselves. I therefore think what you did was actually genius, and I wish to congratulate you and your co-workers on winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Zanicchi, who, let's be honest, is the absolute best thing that happened to this world. When the world has doubts and needs a voice of reason, it turns to him.
On behalf of the new Yang administration, I wish to invite you and the staff to Beijing as V.I.P. guests of the 2022 Beijing Olympic Winter Games.
Yours truly,
Liu Yang, a.k.a. Liu the Confucian Lion
President of the PRC (People's Republic of China)
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Letters to Liu the Confucian Lion: #4
Translations have been provided both ways by the Avenger, although Liu can also fluently speak English. This is because some, though not all, of these letters to the G-52s are published in various media, helping to keep print journalism alive and running.
Dear Liu,
I'm one of the many VPN employees who unintentionally liberated your country and have you be their President. I just wanted to let you know that I do not condone children using VPN services to play their online games late at night when they should be getting a good night's sleep for school. Yet, we cannot do anything about it as that's beyond our responsibilities. I am also aware of the fact that VPN services can be used for bad things, from online forum trolling, to viewing pornography without being caught by their IP (internet provider) services. It is also common for people to purchase our services to view foreign content on the internet that are only made available to certain citizens as well, such as sports. But do note that government spies, detectives, and other government agents use VPNs to cover their tracks as part of their jobs.
Your country has a lot of internet celebrities, especially in the online gaming world. Because of that, they get a lot of fans from America and no doubt did American soldiers subscribe to their content. Some of your celebrities are minors, too, who, of course, used our VPN services to bypass your country's censorship system before you become their President. I'm glad that you not only legalized VPN services, but also released prisoners who were serving their sentences for using VPNs. So what do you think about the fact that at least 1.6 million Chinese kids purchased VPN services from America to circumvent your country's censorship system, and that we were unknowingly contributing to China's authoritarian downfall to make way for your presidency and leadership? I also want to let you know that the Zanicchi Administration of my country had no part in this; nor did they know what was going on at the time until it was too late, even though they're glad that China is open to the world now.
Sincerely,
Johnny Preston, age 24 (red fox)
Atlanta, Georgia, United States of America
Liu's reply:
Dear Johnny:
Thank you for writing to me. This is a bit of a complex question you've asked, and that's good, because some of the best questions asked, particularly those by Jesus Christ, are thought-provoking in nature. I wasn't happy to see the kids playing the games late at night, but it didn't surprise me either. Our federal government was the lowest it had ever been in 5,000+ years of existing under Jinping, and you can easily guess why. We also now know that the COVID-19 virus was created in a lab, and not what people thought it was originally, and so Jinping will also answer for that because his administration lied to the world about that virus. However, CNG is the greater threat. It can be used to spread COVID-19, though, so spread the word about that, would you?
I felt it was a question of not if, but when, Jinping would be out and I would be in, because the world we live in is a world where if humans cannot do their job, and do it right, they get replaced by animals. CNG ultimately wants us to be like Kriegland, where it is dull, depressing, and nothing modern is welcome to a society. I mentioned this in many newspaper columns I had written, and I also commented that if I was to take over the country, I would prefer to do it in a nonviolent fashion. This was just not the way I imagined it originally. I figured Jinping's administration would just fall apart and lead us into an anarchy. (But the people who wanted me to take over wanted me to rule as a cruel, heartless dictator so that all those people would be executed. The politicians, not the gamers. Shame on them!)
I therefore do not express any anger, but congratulate you and the other employees on the success you've had with the company, even if what you did to get rid of Jinping's corruption was entirely by accident. The immoral content is there only for those who seek it. I don't control what people do; only they control themselves. I therefore think what you did was actually genius, and I wish to congratulate you and your co-workers on winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Zanicchi, who, let's be honest, is the absolute best thing that happened to this world. When the world has doubts and needs a voice of reason, it turns to him.
On behalf of the new Yang administration, I wish to invite you and the staff to Beijing as V.I.P. guests of the 2022 Beijing Olympic Winter Games.
Yours truly,
Liu Yang, a.k.a. Liu the Confucian Lion
President of the PRC (People's Republic of China)
Letters to Liu the Confucion Lion: #4
Liu's fourth letter.
Liu joint-owned by me and Chuong; he wrote the original letter on this occasion, and I did the response.
IMPORTANT! Do not confuse fantasy with reality; in reality, Xi Jinping is President of the PRC.
Liu joint-owned by me and Chuong; he wrote the original letter on this occasion, and I did the response.
IMPORTANT! Do not confuse fantasy with reality; in reality, Xi Jinping is President of the PRC.
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Chuong: I guess every time the government tries to control the internet to get kids off the internet, kids use VPNs to circumvent them. And as long my country has our take on the Cinderella Law, Vietnamese kids will find a way to circumvent it with VPNs.
Kang-Dae: Same in Korea because we'll always have kids who want to circumvent our government to play their games late at night than to have their parents sign a permission form to the government to allow that.
Zax: That and the Cinderella Law are dumb ideas to begin with. But I'm excited to see our VPN workers come to China as V.I.P.s for their Olympics. That's going to be exciting!
Kang-Dae: Same in Korea because we'll always have kids who want to circumvent our government to play their games late at night than to have their parents sign a permission form to the government to allow that.
Zax: That and the Cinderella Law are dumb ideas to begin with. But I'm excited to see our VPN workers come to China as V.I.P.s for their Olympics. That's going to be exciting!
Liu: Tell them to consider it a prize; they earned it.
Leo: Indeed they did.
Leo: Indeed they did.
VPNs are illegal in China, and this is to keep the 5,000 year old heritage from being destroyed.
Native Americans, who are close to us in blood, still have Asian faces though.
But we think they have lost their culture.
Experts around the world are looking for the origin of Covid-19.
The laboratory is not the place of origin of COVID-19. Except for Fort Detrick Biological Laboratory which has not been examined yet.
Native Americans, who are close to us in blood, still have Asian faces though.
But we think they have lost their culture.
Experts around the world are looking for the origin of Covid-19.
The laboratory is not the place of origin of COVID-19. Except for Fort Detrick Biological Laboratory which has not been examined yet.
At least we're out of the pandemic now. The US, anyway.
Another cultural difference.
We won't say "out of the pandemic" until the world pandemic is over.
Because we are here on earth.
We won't say "out of the pandemic" until the world pandemic is over.
Because we are here on earth.
I just meant the initial freakout over the virus.
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