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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #11
Dear Leo the Patriotic Lion,
I really wanted to apologize for belching on Lekhan's birthday. I should've known why every restaurant in this world have public restrooms these days, and that belching is one of those reasons why they are there for that. When I belched that day, I scared Cripto to the point that he had to not only use his powers to protect everybody, but also to hide in a safe spot to calm down. It wasn't my intention to present myself to you and him like that.
Seeing that you are the President of the United States of America, I should have known better for obvious reasons. It is a good thing that I am seeing my dietician right now so I don't belch like that again. He told me no more spicy foods and soda, so I'll be avoiding them for a long while. As always, good luck on your job as the President of the United States of America! I know you'll do great for your country and the world!
Sincerely,
Lautaro Guiterrez
Leo's reply:
Dear Lauturo,
What you did was not just embarrassing to Lekhan; it was embarrassing to all the lions, meaning me and all my parallels, as well as my administration and/or the G-52s. I never want to see anybody, G-52, ally, or member of the public (or a celebrity) ever behave like that again in my lifetime. However, that was the only bad thing that happened, and the irony is that it actually exposed all those criminals that were hiding. Still, you should have gone to the restroom, and I do believe those crooks still would have been caught in the end, even if it meant dying. CNG sets people up for what they want, and then kills them while simultaneously giving them what they want, so that they never live to see it. That way, the people can either live their own lives as normal or, in this case, go for the Olympics.
I'm keeping watch on Lennart because of how he explodes; do not let me have to do double duty by keeping my eyes on you.
Also, the Commander (Super C) formally apologizes to you as well; he was so upset he just spit out a number at random. As we speak, he is working on figuring out how to allocate the correct amount for a formal offense. Levi and Lennart having to pay $10,000 for their acts was the correct amount. You having to pay $10,000 wasn't; $4,000 is a more reasonable offer.
Take care of yourself now.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #11
Dear Leo the Patriotic Lion,
I really wanted to apologize for belching on Lekhan's birthday. I should've known why every restaurant in this world have public restrooms these days, and that belching is one of those reasons why they are there for that. When I belched that day, I scared Cripto to the point that he had to not only use his powers to protect everybody, but also to hide in a safe spot to calm down. It wasn't my intention to present myself to you and him like that.
Seeing that you are the President of the United States of America, I should have known better for obvious reasons. It is a good thing that I am seeing my dietician right now so I don't belch like that again. He told me no more spicy foods and soda, so I'll be avoiding them for a long while. As always, good luck on your job as the President of the United States of America! I know you'll do great for your country and the world!
Sincerely,
Lautaro Guiterrez
Leo's reply:
Dear Lauturo,
What you did was not just embarrassing to Lekhan; it was embarrassing to all the lions, meaning me and all my parallels, as well as my administration and/or the G-52s. I never want to see anybody, G-52, ally, or member of the public (or a celebrity) ever behave like that again in my lifetime. However, that was the only bad thing that happened, and the irony is that it actually exposed all those criminals that were hiding. Still, you should have gone to the restroom, and I do believe those crooks still would have been caught in the end, even if it meant dying. CNG sets people up for what they want, and then kills them while simultaneously giving them what they want, so that they never live to see it. That way, the people can either live their own lives as normal or, in this case, go for the Olympics.
I'm keeping watch on Lennart because of how he explodes; do not let me have to do double duty by keeping my eyes on you.
Also, the Commander (Super C) formally apologizes to you as well; he was so upset he just spit out a number at random. As we speak, he is working on figuring out how to allocate the correct amount for a formal offense. Levi and Lennart having to pay $10,000 for their acts was the correct amount. You having to pay $10,000 wasn't; $4,000 is a more reasonable offer.
Take care of yourself now.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #11
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Elias: If he belched like that in my country, every person in Stockholm would quickly abandon the city to live in other parts of Sweden. I'd disappear as far as away from Lennart as possible because I don't even want to think about his reaction to that. As if that's not enough, every single of us Swedes would be hiding in our bomb shelters throughout the country with every door and window locked complete with every curtain being rolled down behind the windows.
Chuong: Be glad that would never happen because Lautaro's dietician told him to cut back on curry and soda so that never happens again.
Chuong: Be glad that would never happen because Lautaro's dietician told him to cut back on curry and soda so that never happens again.
Lennart: I'd be in big trouble if I was to react the way you think I'd react, though, so I'd be fleeing to my castle on that island.
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