Stan doesn't wanna miss a thing
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The male tsundere does exist, and I'd imagine Stan even said "It's not like I like you or anything" once or twice.
Stan: It's just nice to enjoy things. When I was young we were lucky to have cold tea.
Rabbit: Ew.
Stan: Without milk. Or hunny.
Rabbit: That's a pit-
Stan: Or tea! In a cracked cup.
Rabbit: Wait a minute...
Stan: Sometimes we didn't have a cup and had to drink it out of a folded-up newspaper.
Rabbit: Wait a minute...
Stan: In fact, most of the time all we could do was suck on a damp piece of sponge. Pff, tea!
Rabbit: And that's true is it?
Stan: You kids wouldn't understand...
Rabbit: Ew.
Stan: Without milk. Or hunny.
Rabbit: That's a pit-
Stan: Or tea! In a cracked cup.
Rabbit: Wait a minute...
Stan: Sometimes we didn't have a cup and had to drink it out of a folded-up newspaper.
Rabbit: Wait a minute...
Stan: In fact, most of the time all we could do was suck on a damp piece of sponge. Pff, tea!
Rabbit: And that's true is it?
Stan: You kids wouldn't understand...
Oh yes, but you can bet he plays it up for sympathy.
Stan: Seen, now I had it tough, I had to wake up at midnight every morning, half an hour before I went to bed, have a handful of cold dirt for breakfast, work 36 hours a day in the coal mines AND pay the boss hunny for the privilege of going to work, and when I got home my dad would cut me into pieces and use me as firewood!
The only thing that gets Rabbit by surprise is that sometimes he isn't joking.
Rabbit: When IS your birthday anyway?
Stan: I forget. March? May? One of the 'm' ones I think. Movember.
Rabbit: How can you forget when your own birthday is?
Stan: Eh. It's not important.
Rabbit: But cake, presents...
Stan: Nah, what's the point? I'd know what the gifts WERE, and I can't bake.
Rabbit: Har har. You've never had a birthday party, right? Did you just sleep in instead?
Stan: Of course not, there was work to do.
Rabbit: Oh. Oh my....
Stan: Seen, now I had it tough, I had to wake up at midnight every morning, half an hour before I went to bed, have a handful of cold dirt for breakfast, work 36 hours a day in the coal mines AND pay the boss hunny for the privilege of going to work, and when I got home my dad would cut me into pieces and use me as firewood!
The only thing that gets Rabbit by surprise is that sometimes he isn't joking.
Rabbit: When IS your birthday anyway?
Stan: I forget. March? May? One of the 'm' ones I think. Movember.
Rabbit: How can you forget when your own birthday is?
Stan: Eh. It's not important.
Rabbit: But cake, presents...
Stan: Nah, what's the point? I'd know what the gifts WERE, and I can't bake.
Rabbit: Har har. You've never had a birthday party, right? Did you just sleep in instead?
Stan: Of course not, there was work to do.
Rabbit: Oh. Oh my....
😭😭😭😭😭
Stan, today Feb 28 is your birthday, happy birthday my boi....😭😭😭
Stan, today Feb 28 is your birthday, happy birthday my boi....😭😭😭
Stan: *Looks at the cake and the colorful presents with bright bows on them.*
Stan: I uh... gotta use the bathroom.
*Runs off. Slams door.*
*Quiet sounds of happy woozle crying*
Stan: I uh... gotta use the bathroom.
*Runs off. Slams door.*
*Quiet sounds of happy woozle crying*
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