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Letters to Lyaksandro the Cossack Lion: #1
Translations provided by the Avenger, since both letters were written in Ukranian.
Dear Lyaksandro,
It's a pleasure to write to you. I just want to start off by saying that I am really glad your Russian parallel, Leonid the Cold Lion, is put in as Russia's newest president after the Russians ousted Putin from power. When Leonid's government leaked Putin's plans to invade us, we were so lucky to have dodged a bullet that was way too close to us. I never thought Putin was crazy enough to even think about invading us at this day and age because countries use their soldiers to defend their homeland and invest their extra resources in improving their defensive capabilities than to attack other countries. It's a good thing our president, Volodymyr Zelensky, has been investing in our military to boost our defense capabilities and even put in more resources and money to help contribute to our part in building the Great Wall of Russia at our borders.
In fact, the reason why I'm writing this letter to you is about your thoughts on Zelensky. As many of us know, Zelensky was a law student, an an excellent one at that. After graduation, he went into comedy full-time instead of being a lawyer full-time to bring some entertainment, albeit very questionable ones, for Ukraine to enjoy. I've seen his works, and let's just say, he's very daring as he is talented. I even remember how he was in the Ukrainian version of Dancing With The Stars and won in it. He was even a voice actor for the Ukrainian translation of Paddington Bear. Incredibly talented guy, I tell you! No wonder why so many of us voted for him to be our president!
Now as for the controversial side of his comedic works, I know one of them involves him and his comedy crew parodying a Ukrainian music video where he dressed up half-naked in tight leather clothing and high heels while dancing to some music. In his movie, Servant of The People, there were some small inappropriate scenes where he used some profanity in English at least. So needless to say, his comedic works would be classified as unbiblical by the standards of the G-52s.
So how do you feel about the fact that one of Ukraine's most edgiest comedians is currently our president leading our country towards the future? What do you think about the people, such as myself, who voted for him due to both his policies and his character?
Petruso Savchenko, human being (age 31)
Zolotonosha, Cherkasy Oblast, Ukraine
Lyaksandro's response:
Dear Petruso,
I think I remember watching Zelensky win our version of Dancing With the Stars, actually; he is crazy talented. I wasn't happy with the controversial things he did because I am a G-52 and I go by those standards, but the best thing I can do is just to tune it out and go on with my life. On the other hand, everything has its audience, and there are people that do want to see stuff like that, so it didn't surprise me that he and his crew would engage in questionable acts. The immoral content is only there for those who seek it, and I am not in that group of people.
Do I think he's doing well as our President, however? Yes. I do. I'm so glad he made those investments, and equally as glad Leonid is in charge, and Putin is out of the picture; had Putin stayed, there's a chance he would have remained in charge until at least the year 2036 (or until he'd die, whichever would come first). Leonid has chosen to honor the limitations that originally came with the Russian government's framework, and he's also working on reorganizing it to follow the example of the United States, just as Liu the Confucian Lion has done with China. (Other nations quickly followed suit.)
Even better is the fact my American counterpart, Leo Zanicchi (President of the USA), has announced Ukraine has been accepted into NATO. That way, we can have upgrades to our defenses so that Russia doesn't try anything if they get a new leader (after Leonid) who decides he wants all his land back and wants the Soviet Union to rise again. I can only conclude that was Putin's idea behind his plans to invade us and make us all suffer. And he wouldn't exercise restraint on children and women; he'd kill them if given the chance. That's the markings of a heartless, I tell you.
Zelensky has a great approach and he'll continue to receive my support while he's in office.
Hope that answers the question, and thank you for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Lyaksandro Yatsenko, a.k.a. Lyaksandro the Cossack Lion
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Letters to Lyaksandro the Cossack Lion: #1
Translations provided by the Avenger, since both letters were written in Ukranian.
Dear Lyaksandro,
It's a pleasure to write to you. I just want to start off by saying that I am really glad your Russian parallel, Leonid the Cold Lion, is put in as Russia's newest president after the Russians ousted Putin from power. When Leonid's government leaked Putin's plans to invade us, we were so lucky to have dodged a bullet that was way too close to us. I never thought Putin was crazy enough to even think about invading us at this day and age because countries use their soldiers to defend their homeland and invest their extra resources in improving their defensive capabilities than to attack other countries. It's a good thing our president, Volodymyr Zelensky, has been investing in our military to boost our defense capabilities and even put in more resources and money to help contribute to our part in building the Great Wall of Russia at our borders.
In fact, the reason why I'm writing this letter to you is about your thoughts on Zelensky. As many of us know, Zelensky was a law student, an an excellent one at that. After graduation, he went into comedy full-time instead of being a lawyer full-time to bring some entertainment, albeit very questionable ones, for Ukraine to enjoy. I've seen his works, and let's just say, he's very daring as he is talented. I even remember how he was in the Ukrainian version of Dancing With The Stars and won in it. He was even a voice actor for the Ukrainian translation of Paddington Bear. Incredibly talented guy, I tell you! No wonder why so many of us voted for him to be our president!
Now as for the controversial side of his comedic works, I know one of them involves him and his comedy crew parodying a Ukrainian music video where he dressed up half-naked in tight leather clothing and high heels while dancing to some music. In his movie, Servant of The People, there were some small inappropriate scenes where he used some profanity in English at least. So needless to say, his comedic works would be classified as unbiblical by the standards of the G-52s.
So how do you feel about the fact that one of Ukraine's most edgiest comedians is currently our president leading our country towards the future? What do you think about the people, such as myself, who voted for him due to both his policies and his character?
Petruso Savchenko, human being (age 31)
Zolotonosha, Cherkasy Oblast, Ukraine
Lyaksandro's response:
Dear Petruso,
I think I remember watching Zelensky win our version of Dancing With the Stars, actually; he is crazy talented. I wasn't happy with the controversial things he did because I am a G-52 and I go by those standards, but the best thing I can do is just to tune it out and go on with my life. On the other hand, everything has its audience, and there are people that do want to see stuff like that, so it didn't surprise me that he and his crew would engage in questionable acts. The immoral content is only there for those who seek it, and I am not in that group of people.
Do I think he's doing well as our President, however? Yes. I do. I'm so glad he made those investments, and equally as glad Leonid is in charge, and Putin is out of the picture; had Putin stayed, there's a chance he would have remained in charge until at least the year 2036 (or until he'd die, whichever would come first). Leonid has chosen to honor the limitations that originally came with the Russian government's framework, and he's also working on reorganizing it to follow the example of the United States, just as Liu the Confucian Lion has done with China. (Other nations quickly followed suit.)
Even better is the fact my American counterpart, Leo Zanicchi (President of the USA), has announced Ukraine has been accepted into NATO. That way, we can have upgrades to our defenses so that Russia doesn't try anything if they get a new leader (after Leonid) who decides he wants all his land back and wants the Soviet Union to rise again. I can only conclude that was Putin's idea behind his plans to invade us and make us all suffer. And he wouldn't exercise restraint on children and women; he'd kill them if given the chance. That's the markings of a heartless, I tell you.
Zelensky has a great approach and he'll continue to receive my support while he's in office.
Hope that answers the question, and thank you for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Lyaksandro Yatsenko, a.k.a. Lyaksandro the Cossack Lion
Letters to Lyaksandro the Cossack Lion: #1
Lyaksandro's first letter.
Parallels of Leo joint-owned by me and Chuong
Leo himself © me and me alone
IMPORTANT! Do NOT confuse fantasy with reality; in reality, as of the day this was published, Vladimir Putin is still in charge of Russia, and his soldiers are bombing Ukraine to the point of no return, while the rest of the world suffers from it at the same time. The real me has also said that Ukraine can solve some of its problems if it joins NATO, but does it want to?
Parallels of Leo joint-owned by me and Chuong
Leo himself © me and me alone
IMPORTANT! Do NOT confuse fantasy with reality; in reality, as of the day this was published, Vladimir Putin is still in charge of Russia, and his soldiers are bombing Ukraine to the point of no return, while the rest of the world suffers from it at the same time. The real me has also said that Ukraine can solve some of its problems if it joins NATO, but does it want to?
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Вы реально думаете, что нашего президента во главе с правящей партией можно вот так просто отстранить?
Уморительно.
К сожалению для мирового сообщества, у РФ есть свои геополитические интересы, которые она так или иначе будет отстаивать.
Уморительно.
К сожалению для мирового сообщества, у РФ есть свои геополитические интересы, которые она так или иначе будет отстаивать.
Именно поэтому я четко заявил, что это всего лишь фанфики, и не надо путать фантастику с реальностью. Мы знаем, что Путин по-прежнему у власти, и он будет делать то, что хорошо для Российской Федерации.
(That is exactly why I clearly stated that this was just fanfiction, and that we should not confuse fantasy with reality. We know Putin is still in charge, and will do what he things is good for the Russian Federation.)
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(That is exactly why I clearly stated that this was just fanfiction, and that we should not confuse fantasy with reality. We know Putin is still in charge, and will do what he things is good for the Russian Federation.)
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It may be a failed experiment, but it still exists, just like the United Nations. Wouldn't joining them still give Ukraine some supplies, though?
Surely there must be something we can do to stop Russia!
b-83 1.2 megaton bomb drop on moscow from b52 is sadly the only option
I still pray for a peaceful solution so that we don't do to Moscow what we ended up doing to the Japanese to end WW2. And we had to drop the bomb not once, but twice, to get them to get the message.
Jack: Ronald Reagan was an actor yet he was our President, and an excellent one at that. So no doubt Zelensky will be great for Ukraine.
Kirk: Zelensky sounds like he has a lot of self-awareness whereas with Trudeau, he does not. If Trudeau had any self-awareness, we wouldn't have the scandals of his blackface photos that would spiral out of control to the Banana Boat Scandal. No wonder why Levi blew it and Lyaksandro is in full support of Zelensky.
Chuong: Had Putin stayed, let's just say Captain Cosmo will be an emotional wreck with even more loud crying and whining.
V-Fox: Then that means he'll be excommunicated from the G-52s since he already did that over us being in Japan for the 2020 Olympics where the Russians were banned even if there's the ROC. It would be a major embarrassment to the G-52s if that happened, which I'm glad it did not.
Kirk: Zelensky sounds like he has a lot of self-awareness whereas with Trudeau, he does not. If Trudeau had any self-awareness, we wouldn't have the scandals of his blackface photos that would spiral out of control to the Banana Boat Scandal. No wonder why Levi blew it and Lyaksandro is in full support of Zelensky.
Chuong: Had Putin stayed, let's just say Captain Cosmo will be an emotional wreck with even more loud crying and whining.
V-Fox: Then that means he'll be excommunicated from the G-52s since he already did that over us being in Japan for the 2020 Olympics where the Russians were banned even if there's the ROC. It would be a major embarrassment to the G-52s if that happened, which I'm glad it did not.
Levi P.: I wish you hadn't brought that up, but yes, it's the truth.
Lyaksandro: Zelensky has a done a fabulous job so far. I hope he keeps it up.
Super C: Don't let that happen. Captain Cosmo is a valuable asset; I don't want to lose him.
Lyaksandro: Zelensky has a done a fabulous job so far. I hope he keeps it up.
Super C: Don't let that happen. Captain Cosmo is a valuable asset; I don't want to lose him.
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