Scaled soles kicked the ground peeved off, wobbly waddling along the ground… Out from under a bucket. A toonishly detached pair of eyes slid their gaze up to the haunting words scribbled on his label: “DO NOT REMOVE EVER!” Just reading it left him making dust clouds jump from the ground in his furious feet slapping; why did HE have to be marked with these stupid words!? Sarco had been trapped in this bucket for weeks: he had meant for his toonish trap to capture a rather large t-rex he saw patrolling around his shack. The dino, sadly for him, klunked away the bucket with his toe like a pebble as it fell, leaving it to SLAM right into the croc’s head, cramped inside with nothing but his dumb scally feet and his eyes poking free. He sat down on his ankles again after his tantrum, looking back up to the stupid, dooming poster posted on the bucket; making a note to put the decorations on his traps AFTER he caught someone…
In his everlong quest to escape from this stupidity, Sarco had found a dump rather far from his swamp: frequently wading through the garbage with his soles and trying to pick something out that might be of help. Today, his yellowed eyes studied a strange, black… rectangular thingy? Waddling up inquisitive, he curled his soles around it, veins bulging at the amount of power he tried to shove into just his feet! The contraption eventually gave way with a POP!, yanked from the mounds of trash bags and forgotten odds and ends.
Sarco started it down with a curious look, it looked to be some kind of countertop can opener, no bigger than himself. His eyes gazed up above him as he let out a thought bubble, said thought bubble unable to get through the top of the bucket, making a bulge in the top. Having to travel down the side of the bucket and out the bottom before finally drifting above the bucket croc’s head. The bubble showed the croc waddling up to the machine using his foot to pull down the lever and cutting the bucket open: out would pop a croc, finally free! Sarco’s eyes narrowing gleefully at the prospect of the perfect plan.
Waddling up, Sarco reached his foot up to the lever, very quickly letting all that confidence drain out of him; even with his sole stretched, his toes stopped short of the handle. Eyes grumbling, bucket rattling as his feet repositioned, Sarco reached again, and again and again from every which angle. His claws SREEECHED harsh scratch marks down the side of the can opener every attempt; a few attempts came so close, inches away from Sarco’s desperate pleas to be free, his claws scruffing the side of the handle but unable to fully wrap around it!
After a good twenty minutes of attempting, the top of the bucket was glowing hot with anger! It was just a stupid handle, why couldn’t he reach it?! Why does he got nothing but his feet, not even an arm?! He was resolute: next attempt would be it, he would end this tomfoolery right here and now! Getting his other foot as close as possible, Sarco put all his hope into his right paw, huffing as he pulled on it farther and farther. Even with crazed eyes, his left toes digging into the ground, his reaching sole pulled as taut as possible, his toes were still a hair away from getting a grip on the handle. There was another problem to contend to though, the ball of his foot beginning to get pulled off the ground. Sarco’s eyes jolted wide in fear as he had reached out too far, his balance slipping through his toes! He tried clawing back with his left foot, flapping his other foot panicked in the air, but all he could do at this point was squint his eyes shut and brace himself for the THUNK!- landing upright on the ground!
Sarco’s eyes blinked open, the upside down view confusing him for a moment before remembering that he had fallen over! His pissed eyes pouted shut as his oafish feet kicked and screamed and wooshed through the air, but there was no way the croc could flip himself back upright with no arms, no legs, no hands, no body! It would be a while before he got himself upright, and the poor croc would be stuck spending many more weeks crushed in that stupid bucket, completely helpless…
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This is a birthday pic I got from unknownboy a while back when it was my birthday; I wanted to uploading with a caption but I got busy with school so I took a little long to do it... Anywho, it's up now, enjoy!
In his everlong quest to escape from this stupidity, Sarco had found a dump rather far from his swamp: frequently wading through the garbage with his soles and trying to pick something out that might be of help. Today, his yellowed eyes studied a strange, black… rectangular thingy? Waddling up inquisitive, he curled his soles around it, veins bulging at the amount of power he tried to shove into just his feet! The contraption eventually gave way with a POP!, yanked from the mounds of trash bags and forgotten odds and ends.
Sarco started it down with a curious look, it looked to be some kind of countertop can opener, no bigger than himself. His eyes gazed up above him as he let out a thought bubble, said thought bubble unable to get through the top of the bucket, making a bulge in the top. Having to travel down the side of the bucket and out the bottom before finally drifting above the bucket croc’s head. The bubble showed the croc waddling up to the machine using his foot to pull down the lever and cutting the bucket open: out would pop a croc, finally free! Sarco’s eyes narrowing gleefully at the prospect of the perfect plan.
Waddling up, Sarco reached his foot up to the lever, very quickly letting all that confidence drain out of him; even with his sole stretched, his toes stopped short of the handle. Eyes grumbling, bucket rattling as his feet repositioned, Sarco reached again, and again and again from every which angle. His claws SREEECHED harsh scratch marks down the side of the can opener every attempt; a few attempts came so close, inches away from Sarco’s desperate pleas to be free, his claws scruffing the side of the handle but unable to fully wrap around it!
After a good twenty minutes of attempting, the top of the bucket was glowing hot with anger! It was just a stupid handle, why couldn’t he reach it?! Why does he got nothing but his feet, not even an arm?! He was resolute: next attempt would be it, he would end this tomfoolery right here and now! Getting his other foot as close as possible, Sarco put all his hope into his right paw, huffing as he pulled on it farther and farther. Even with crazed eyes, his left toes digging into the ground, his reaching sole pulled as taut as possible, his toes were still a hair away from getting a grip on the handle. There was another problem to contend to though, the ball of his foot beginning to get pulled off the ground. Sarco’s eyes jolted wide in fear as he had reached out too far, his balance slipping through his toes! He tried clawing back with his left foot, flapping his other foot panicked in the air, but all he could do at this point was squint his eyes shut and brace himself for the THUNK!- landing upright on the ground!
Sarco’s eyes blinked open, the upside down view confusing him for a moment before remembering that he had fallen over! His pissed eyes pouted shut as his oafish feet kicked and screamed and wooshed through the air, but there was no way the croc could flip himself back upright with no arms, no legs, no hands, no body! It would be a while before he got himself upright, and the poor croc would be stuck spending many more weeks crushed in that stupid bucket, completely helpless…
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This is a birthday pic I got from unknownboy a while back when it was my birthday; I wanted to uploading with a caption but I got busy with school so I took a little long to do it... Anywho, it's up now, enjoy!
Category All / All
Species Alligator / Crocodile
Gender Male
Size 1280 x 1280px
Nice work ! You did put a fair amount of effort in the description, I like it ! Good old cartoonish and wacky predicaments ^v^
Naturally, the feeling is shared ! I am looking forward for more of your silly ideas =D
Hehehe it's not my art but thank you! The world could always use more silly toons stuck with their arms pinned and feets free!
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