Hey folks. Here is my Captain Frying Pan pic where for the first time Captain Frying Pan has teamed up with the American Skunkette and Moon Ranger to take on a group of villains known as the Terror Trio containing Fearo the Clown, the Plaque Diva and Mr. Ghoul whom has kidnapped Dr. Hanan Zazeeya as Fearo got her bound and gagged with his signature red ribbons.
Story:
Narrator: We join our hero Captain Frying Pan as he flies over Heartfelt City looking for his friend Dr. Hanan Zazeeya whom has vanished couple a nights ago and been hearing a new group of villains called the Terror Trio been creating panic in the city.
Captain Frying Pan: Man I've been busy. First Dr. Ghoul's little ghoulish imps been robbing stores, then the Plaque Diva's Dark Plaques been trashing hospitals and first aid centers and now it's sightings of Creepy Clowns, that last part feels like 2016 again. Especially that one blonde hair orange skinned clown who became president that year. What I need is help I can't keep up with all these attacks.
He looks up in the sky and saw a spotlight signal of his Frying Pan insignia in the sky.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh great at this rate I won't be able to find out what happened to Hanan. It's not like her to miss work or not letting me know. I know that those two must have something to do with her...YAHHH!
He didn't pay attention to where he was flying and crash lands on an apartment's water tower and splashed into the water. After pulling himself out and shaking the water off he fails to notice a shadowy figure behind him.
Captain Frying Pan: I need to get my head out of the clouds and some clues, or ideas...
Man's Voice: Or a new business partner.
Captain Frying Pan: Or a new business...wait what? Who said that?
Just then a grappling hook fired overhead and snag onto the tower. Then a flash of white blur appeared, it hopped off the grappling hook line and lands in front of Captain Frying Pan. In his shining white uniform, red cape and a helmet with a Cresent Moon on the helmet and belt was none other than the Moon Ranger.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey who are you?
Moon Ranger: * Deep voice* I am the mysterious and powerful justice from space itself. I am the one and...* coughs for a bit, normal voice* Oh man how does Batman talk like that without scratching his throat? Okay my real name is Luke Keystone of Keystone enterprises.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I know that company they make all kinds of great movies, shows, cars, shopping mall districts, hotels you guys must be super rich.
Moon Ranger: And I can go for handsome too but in any case. I am also known as the Moon Ranger!
Captain Frying Pan: I...never heard of the Moon Ranger!
Moon Ranger: Well not yet. You see it's my character I am developing for my own series of movies and TV shows and a comic book deal. Which is why I had this costume made. I even had some people hired to help create all kinds of gadgets, I even had my own Moon Mobile with real crime-fighting computers built in.
Captain Frying Pan: So you are you here because?
Moon Ranger: I'm talking business opportunity. You see no one is taking my character seriously for a show not even my old man. Can you believe it? But with you as my sidekick?
Captain Frying Pan: Sidekick?
Moon Ranger: Sure think about it buddy with your help we will have fame, fortune...well fortune I already got from my parents but fame now that we can get. I'm talking cereals, I'm talking T-shirts, I even got my own toy line in the making. Check out this Moon Ranger doll my boys in the toy department came up with. Handsome little devil isn't he?
He hands Captain Frying Pan a small plush doll likeness of the Moon Ranger. It has a small sticker that said "Squeeze me!"
Captain Frying Pan: What happens when I squeeze it.
Moon Ranger: Huh...I'm not sure I didn't even notice that before. Let me see.
He took the doll and squeezes it, and it shows that the doll wets itself.
Moon Ranger: Oh very funny Steve from Toy Development.
Captain Frying Pan: Look...Moon Ranger I appreciate the offer but no besides I got other things to worry about. Like my missing best friend and these wise guys who calls themselves the Terror Trio. I can't let them create more terror in the city.
Woman's Voice: Now that's a Patriotic spirit.
Suddenly a new figure appeared. It was a black American woman wearing a blue mask, top and red and white striped spandex, with the stars on her blue mask and top she looked like an American Flag but what sticks out was a black and white skunks tail. It was the American Skunkette.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! A walking fox flag.
American Skunkette: Honey you gotta be kidding me. I'm the American Skunkette! Government's Superheroine ready to serve and protect our country. Right now you got a problem with these Terror trio and you need the help of an American Heroine me.
Moon Ranger: What? Hey stinky if anyone can work with this guy (and get like 70% of the profits) is going to be me.
American Skunkette: Stinky? At least I don't look like some Power Rangers knock-off. At least we got superpowers all you got are a bunch of fancy gizmos and gadget your rich parents brought for you.
Moon Ranger: Hey I used my own money thank you very much Plus what your powers? To stink people to death?
American Skunkette: Hey I was bitten by a radioactive skunk as a little girl and developed a skunk's tail. It's not easy for me growing up with that kind of burden. Besides my skunk powers are handy.
Moon Ranger: Oh sure if your special powers are farting.
American Skunkette: I'M WARNING YOU MOON BOY! DON'T MAKE ME MAD OR ELSE!
Moon Ranger: Or else what? Chubby!
Captain Frying Pan: Hey what did I do?
Moon Ranger: Not you her!
Captain Frying Pan: Oh...yeah chubby!
American Skunkette suddenly lets out green gas from her tail that filled the rooftop with a horrible stench that both Moon Ranger and Captain Frying Pan are gasping for air.
Captain Frying Pan: OH MOMMA! Lady what did you eat?
Moon Ranger: AIR! I NEED FRESH AIR!
American Skunkette: I'm sorry but when I get mad or upset that happens. Looks let's take this someplace else.
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs* I...KOFF-KOFF-KOFF! I know a place!
In the center food district of Heartfelt City; Captain Frying Pan took the two superheroes to his favorite Ice Cream Restaurant (provided by the owner's wishes to eat outside because of the skunk smell) They all sat at the outdoor tables to enjoy their sundaes under the city's big building's TV Screen.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay you two. I do need both of your guys help but we have to work together. Now I know more about this city since I live here so for now I'm in charge.
Moon Ranger: What? The team-up was my idea of just you following me I should be the leader.
Captain Frying Pan: Listen I'm older and wiser.
Moon Ranger: Well you're only right about the older part.
American Skunkette: Knock it off Ranger. Okay what do we do?
Captain Frying Pan: First on the list is identifying the members of these Terror Trio. I pretty much know that two of them are the villains I have faced before Mr. Ghoul and his ghoulish imps and that scary cult lady the Plague Diva with her little bird mask wearing goons. But I have no clue who the third member might be with those creepy clowns popping all over.
Moon Ranger: Ugh...I think we might have a good idea. Look at the screen.
On the Building's huge TV screen is the face of none other than the red and black colored court jester fiend Fearo the Clown Demon King with the Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul by his side.
Fearo: Greetings one and all! It I Fearo the Clown along with the lovely Plague Diva and my ghoul-friend Mr. Ghoul together we are known as the Terror Trio! As you know by now we've been keeping your protector Captain Frying Pan quite busy with our little minions running around creating panic and chaos around the city. The Plague Diva brings in the apocalypse fear factor, Mr. Ghoul brings in the classic horror monsters factor and of course I bring back the ever beloved Creepy Clown factor and we'll keep doing it until you dear people give us total control of the city. Other wise with my toxic laughing gas, Diva's ability to spread viruses and Mr. Ghouls talent to turning people into monsters. We will create a gas-theme plague that will turn you people into laughing ghouls and with your help you all tear your very own city apart. It brings a smile to my face thinking about it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hah!
Captain Frying Pan: Not if I got to say about it clown boy. Time to serve up some justice!
Fearo: Oh and Captain if you are listening I got a little surprise for you!
He steps away from the camera and reveals Captain Frying Pan's friend Dr. Hanan Zazeeya tied and gagged with Fearo's red ribbons.
Captain Frying Pan: DOC!
Dr. Hanan: MMMMRRPHH! MMMFFFPH!
Fearo: I doubt that you will find us but if you do she will be the first to test out our laughing ghoul gas and be our very first victim. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh well I'll laugh anyway. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH!
After the screen turn black everyone in the city panic and are running homes to pack up or to hide.
Captain Frying Pan: What am I going to do? Even if I do find them they'll hurt her. But if I don't then everyone in the city will suffer. I can't let them get away with this.
American Skunkette: I think we can find them. They have to used a powerful Wi-fi TV signal to broadcast their message. So if we can track and pinpoint their signal we can find them.
Captain Frying Pan: Great how do we do that?
American Skunkette: We need a powerful crime computer. I don't have one on had.
Moon Ranger: Wait I have one. My Moon Mobile is equipped with all kinds of crime fighting gadgets it even has a super crime computer. Think you can use that?
American Skunkette: That could work.
Soon they all squeeze in the Moon Mobile (and I do mean literally) as Captain Frying Pan and American Skunkette are squash by the windows with Moon Ranger being crushed in the middle.
Captain Frying Pan: Why...did you made a Moon Mobile with only one seat?
Moon Ranger: Because the last time I check I only had one butt. It wouldn't kill the both of you to loose a few pounds.
American Skunkette: Look we're almost at their location. Thanks for your help on knowing where they are hiding on the map.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah only Fearo would picked an abandon candy factory to make his gas.
Moon Ranger: I see it up ahead.
American Skunkette: Great now we just have to sneak in stealthy like.
Suddenly the Moon Mobile got filled with green gas causing Moon Ranger to steer out of control and crashes it into the factory. Inside the imps, the plaques and the creepy clowns stopped their activities and turn to see Captain, Moon ranger and American Skunkette crawling out of the car gasping for air.
Moon Ranger: Oh way to go Skunk. Did you have to do that in my Moon Mobile do you realize how much I had to spend to get it custom made like that?
American Skunkette: That wasn't me!
Captain Frying Pan: She's right it wasn't her it was me that time. Small spaces makes me uncomfortable. I knew I shouldn't had that triple bean burrito.
Suddenly they all heard sinister laughs of Fearo as they all looked up and saw Fearo, Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul on a catwalk with the bound and gagged Hanan by Fearo's side.
Fearo: Well, well, well looky here my follow fiends we got company. Figures I get in the mood to cause fear and company has to spoil the mood.
Plague Diva: I see the Captain has made a couple of new friends.
Mr. Ghoul: Those two are superheroes? That one looks like she got lost to a furry convention and the other one looks like a bad race car driver.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey they are too superheroes like me.
Fearo: If they are like you then they are a chinch to beat. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Captain Frying Pan: I kicked your guys butts before.
Fearo: Uh...well this time you have to face all three of us.
American Skunkette: Not by himself.
Moon Ranger: That's right this time he has us. By the way can I get you guys to sign a contract to play as my villains for my Moon Ranger TV show?
Captain Frying Pan/American Skunkette: MOON!
Moon Ranger: Okay fine! But you're missing out on a great money deal!
Captain Frying Pan: Anyway I Captain Frying Pan with the Great American Skunkette and the Mighty Moon Ranger. We are stronger than a hundred skunk smells, more powerful than the Moon's ability to create tidal waves on earth, able to eat at a bad All-you-can-eat Sushi restaurant and not get food poisoning. We fight for truth, justice, the simple lay-back-easy going ways of life. TRA-LA-LA!
Fearo: You're kidding with that opening right? Unleash our gas!
Plague Diva: No you fool it's still in liquid form it needs time to become gas.
Fearo: No matter it'll flood the city turning everyone including those three into laughing ghouls. UNLEASH THE POTION!
Mr. Ghoul: NO! You crazy fool did you forget what Captain Frying Pan can do?
Soon five huge vats of the liquid gas started tipping over and soon the building starting flooding with a tidal wave of the deadly liquid gas. Captain Frying Pan stood in front of his friends with his magic frying pan in hand.
Captain Frying Pan: This is going to take a lot out of me. EAT PAN!
Captain Frying Pan magic pan suddenly starts absorbing the liquid gas, swirling and twirling and spinning. Then both him and his pan glow a bright light and soon the liquid gas got turned into a gigantic huge red gelatin dessert with whipped cream and a cherry on top. It also has trapped all of the trio's minions trapped inside the block. Moon Ranger and American Skunkette took a bite of the gelatin.
Moon Ranger: Hey cherry flavor my favorite.
American Skunkette: Mmm that is good. You should cater the White House's picnic brunch.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* That...took...a lot...out...of me...whew man I have got to get a gym membership or something.
Plague Diva: NOOO! That fat blue fool destroyed our gas!
Mr. Ghoul: It's useless now just like you Fearo.
Fearo: How dare you! So I forgot he can do that. We can still make more but first let's kill them.
Plague Diva: I got the skunk girl.
Mr. Ghoul: I'll take care of Mr. Power Ranger over there.
Fearo: That leaves me with tubby.
The Plague Diva takes out her scythe as Mr. Ghoul pulls out his sickles to take on American Skunkette and Moon Ranger. The four started fighting each other while Captain still is trying to recover from saving his friends from the deadly liquid gas.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* Oh...I am so gonna kick your butt stringbean...as...soon as...I catch my breath. Sheesh I...
Suddenly he got met with a kick to the face by Fearo as the evil clown cackles madly.
Fearo: * Singing* See the Captain tumbling down. * Kicks him again* On the ground! * Kicks him again* All around! * Kicks him again* See the fat captain on the ground. * Kicks him again* I'm so happy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Meanwhile American Skunkette fighting with the Plague Diva avoids the scythe as the Diva mocks her.
Plaque: If you think your skunk smell can bother me. My mask keeps me safe not only from my own viruses but also from any smells. Your powers won't do squat on me.
American Skunkette: Honey you don't know me that well. I don't just create skunk smell. I perfected my skunk powers that not only does it create stink smells but fire smells. FIRE IN THE HOLE! Behold my hot and spicy smell!
She aims her tail and soon a red skunk smell fires at the scythe making it glow red. Then the Plague Diva drops it as she shakes her hands in pain.
Plague Diva: OW! HOT! HOT! HOT YOUR SMELL CAN HEAT UP OBJECT!
American Skunkette: Any hotter than your scythe would have melted and also I can do this. COOL ICE MINTY SMELL!
Soon American Skunkette unleashes an icy blue skunk smell that hits the Plague Diva freezing her solid in place.
American Skunkette: My minty smell freezes my foes in place. Don't worry you'll thaw when the police takes you away.
Plague Diva: MMMFFPH! MMMRRRPH! MMMFFPH!
Meanwhile Moon Ranger is having problem with his gadgets at Mr. Ghoul.
Moon Ranger: GO MOONERANGS!
He tosses his moon-shaped boomerangs but they just fell flat on the floor.
Moon Ranger: Okay. GO MOON GHOUL REPELLANT!
He pulls out a can and it sprayed silly strings at Mr. Ghoul.
Mr. Ghoul: Seriously? That's all you got mortal?
Moon Ranger: Okay let see! * Pulls out various items* I got to have something. Shark repellant? No, fly swatter? No, my autobiography? No but great reading! * Pulls out a strange machine* Huh! I forgot what this is for! Ah-hah! MOON MARBLES GO!
He pulls out a bag of marbles and tosses it on the floor towards Mr. Ghoul causing him to slip and fall on his back.
Moon Ranger: Yes! They say kids don't play with marbles no more! Uh-oh!
Mr. Ghoul got back up and charges towards him but Moon Ranger blocked his punches and kicks and then counteracts with punches to the ghouls stomach and a spin kick to his face.
Mr. Ghoul: You can fight well!
Moon Ranger: I should be! After all I paid good money to learn all kinds of self-defenses. Kung-fu, Karate, Tai-chi, Tai-bo, Boxing, and ballet! I was a hit at Swan Lake! Now Moon Grappling Hook!
He wraps one end of the grappling hook's cord around the ghoul and fires the hook up to the roof hooking to the ceiling causing the ghoul to fly upward suspending him.
Mr. Ghoul: AAHH! GET ME DOWN! GET ME DOWN NOW!
Moon Ripe: Don't worry you'll get down when the police get's here. Meanwhile let's talk franchise I can see it now Moon Ranger VS The Ghouls the movie!
Mr. Ghoul: * Sobbing* NOO! THIS IS TORTURE! TORTURE I TELL YOU!
Meanwhile Captain Frying Pan can barely stand as Fearo keeps on pummeling with punches and kicks.
Fearo: You know this isn't so much fun no more. I could put you out of your misery but then I'm the kind of guy who kicks'em when they are down. You are a bigger joke using up your powers stopping my gas making you as weak as a kitten. I don't even know where you get your strength from.
Captain Frying Pan looks up at the tape bound Dr. Hanan as she sheds a small tear of sadness. Then Captain Frying Pan got up and puts his magic frying pan down on the ground.
Fearo: What? You want to fight me without your powers? You fool, you don't even have enough energy with your magic pan. What makes you...UGH!
Suddenly Fearo got pulled by his neck collar by Captain Frying Pan as he glares at the clown with anger in his eye.
Captain Frying Pan: You know what smiley? I don't need no stinking pan to kick your boney butt! EAT FIST CLOWN BOY!
He punches Fearo in the face sending him flying across the room. Then with amazing renewed strength and speed he catches up to Fearo and starts wailing fists after fists at Fearo's face. Punching him left and right, then picking him up and body slamming him over and over again until Fearo slips out of his grasps and runs in fear back up to the catwalk with Captain Frying Pan after him. Fearo grabs hold of Dr. Hanan and pulls out a dagger and aims it at her neck.
Fearo: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Take one more step and she's doom!
Captain Frying Pan: COME TO ME MY PAN!
Suddenly his magic frying pan flew off the floor and hitting Captain in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! Still need to work on that. Fly true my friend!
He tosses the frying pan and it hits Fearo in the face causing him to release his grip on Dr. Hanan then Captain Frying Pan grab hold of her and frees her from her bonds.
Captain Frying Pan: Doc! Doc are you okay? Say something! Speak to me!
Dr. Hanan: Just this! My hero! *Kisses Captain Frying Pan*
Captain Frying Pan: * Blushes* Well...I...uh...shucks! Ahem anyways.
As Fearo recovers from the blow he sees Captain coming towards him as he crawls backwards in fear.
Captain Frying Pan: You're not laughing! I thought you find pain funny Fearo.
Fearo: Who me? Now lets talk about this. Me and my friends were just joking, yeah think of it as an early April Fools gag! It was all in good fun! You like to have fun right? How about this for fun lets play...RUN AWAY!
Fearo got up to run but was quickly grabbed and is facing Captain Frying Pan with his pan in hand he starts hitting Fearo on the head followed by Fearo's screams of pain.
Fearo: OUCH! OOH! AACK! EEK! HELP! MOMMY!
Soon we find a bruised and battered Fearo with the frozen Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul in handcuffs all the trio are taken away to jail by the police in the police van. Moon Ranger, American Skunkette, Dr. Hanan and Captain Frying Pan all smiled happily as reporters and crowd of people came out to thank them with the Mayor.
Mayor: As Mayor it is my privilege to thank these three heroes of saving our city and one of our own from the evil clutches of the Terror Trio!
Captain Frying Pan: Thank you Mayor once again the three flavors of ice cream has been served in a banana split sundae of justice! I could not have done it without the help of the American Skunkette and Moon Ranger! Not only are they great heroes but also great friends.
Moon Ranger: Wow! You know as a kid growing up I had a lot of the best toys, the best video games, the best of everything...but...the one thing I didn't really had were a lot of friends.
American Skunkette: I...didn't had much friends growing up either but now I'm glad I do now.
Dr. Hanan: You were all wonderful you all save the city together.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah lets go celebrate lets get something to eat. I'm starving.
Moon Ranger: After eating that gelatin mold that was literally the size of the building?
American Skunkette: At least he didn't eat the henchmen trapped inside of it. That would have been creepy.
The End.
Characters and artwork by me.
Story:
Narrator: We join our hero Captain Frying Pan as he flies over Heartfelt City looking for his friend Dr. Hanan Zazeeya whom has vanished couple a nights ago and been hearing a new group of villains called the Terror Trio been creating panic in the city.
Captain Frying Pan: Man I've been busy. First Dr. Ghoul's little ghoulish imps been robbing stores, then the Plaque Diva's Dark Plaques been trashing hospitals and first aid centers and now it's sightings of Creepy Clowns, that last part feels like 2016 again. Especially that one blonde hair orange skinned clown who became president that year. What I need is help I can't keep up with all these attacks.
He looks up in the sky and saw a spotlight signal of his Frying Pan insignia in the sky.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh great at this rate I won't be able to find out what happened to Hanan. It's not like her to miss work or not letting me know. I know that those two must have something to do with her...YAHHH!
He didn't pay attention to where he was flying and crash lands on an apartment's water tower and splashed into the water. After pulling himself out and shaking the water off he fails to notice a shadowy figure behind him.
Captain Frying Pan: I need to get my head out of the clouds and some clues, or ideas...
Man's Voice: Or a new business partner.
Captain Frying Pan: Or a new business...wait what? Who said that?
Just then a grappling hook fired overhead and snag onto the tower. Then a flash of white blur appeared, it hopped off the grappling hook line and lands in front of Captain Frying Pan. In his shining white uniform, red cape and a helmet with a Cresent Moon on the helmet and belt was none other than the Moon Ranger.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey who are you?
Moon Ranger: * Deep voice* I am the mysterious and powerful justice from space itself. I am the one and...* coughs for a bit, normal voice* Oh man how does Batman talk like that without scratching his throat? Okay my real name is Luke Keystone of Keystone enterprises.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I know that company they make all kinds of great movies, shows, cars, shopping mall districts, hotels you guys must be super rich.
Moon Ranger: And I can go for handsome too but in any case. I am also known as the Moon Ranger!
Captain Frying Pan: I...never heard of the Moon Ranger!
Moon Ranger: Well not yet. You see it's my character I am developing for my own series of movies and TV shows and a comic book deal. Which is why I had this costume made. I even had some people hired to help create all kinds of gadgets, I even had my own Moon Mobile with real crime-fighting computers built in.
Captain Frying Pan: So you are you here because?
Moon Ranger: I'm talking business opportunity. You see no one is taking my character seriously for a show not even my old man. Can you believe it? But with you as my sidekick?
Captain Frying Pan: Sidekick?
Moon Ranger: Sure think about it buddy with your help we will have fame, fortune...well fortune I already got from my parents but fame now that we can get. I'm talking cereals, I'm talking T-shirts, I even got my own toy line in the making. Check out this Moon Ranger doll my boys in the toy department came up with. Handsome little devil isn't he?
He hands Captain Frying Pan a small plush doll likeness of the Moon Ranger. It has a small sticker that said "Squeeze me!"
Captain Frying Pan: What happens when I squeeze it.
Moon Ranger: Huh...I'm not sure I didn't even notice that before. Let me see.
He took the doll and squeezes it, and it shows that the doll wets itself.
Moon Ranger: Oh very funny Steve from Toy Development.
Captain Frying Pan: Look...Moon Ranger I appreciate the offer but no besides I got other things to worry about. Like my missing best friend and these wise guys who calls themselves the Terror Trio. I can't let them create more terror in the city.
Woman's Voice: Now that's a Patriotic spirit.
Suddenly a new figure appeared. It was a black American woman wearing a blue mask, top and red and white striped spandex, with the stars on her blue mask and top she looked like an American Flag but what sticks out was a black and white skunks tail. It was the American Skunkette.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! A walking fox flag.
American Skunkette: Honey you gotta be kidding me. I'm the American Skunkette! Government's Superheroine ready to serve and protect our country. Right now you got a problem with these Terror trio and you need the help of an American Heroine me.
Moon Ranger: What? Hey stinky if anyone can work with this guy (and get like 70% of the profits) is going to be me.
American Skunkette: Stinky? At least I don't look like some Power Rangers knock-off. At least we got superpowers all you got are a bunch of fancy gizmos and gadget your rich parents brought for you.
Moon Ranger: Hey I used my own money thank you very much Plus what your powers? To stink people to death?
American Skunkette: Hey I was bitten by a radioactive skunk as a little girl and developed a skunk's tail. It's not easy for me growing up with that kind of burden. Besides my skunk powers are handy.
Moon Ranger: Oh sure if your special powers are farting.
American Skunkette: I'M WARNING YOU MOON BOY! DON'T MAKE ME MAD OR ELSE!
Moon Ranger: Or else what? Chubby!
Captain Frying Pan: Hey what did I do?
Moon Ranger: Not you her!
Captain Frying Pan: Oh...yeah chubby!
American Skunkette suddenly lets out green gas from her tail that filled the rooftop with a horrible stench that both Moon Ranger and Captain Frying Pan are gasping for air.
Captain Frying Pan: OH MOMMA! Lady what did you eat?
Moon Ranger: AIR! I NEED FRESH AIR!
American Skunkette: I'm sorry but when I get mad or upset that happens. Looks let's take this someplace else.
Captain Frying Pan: * Coughs* I...KOFF-KOFF-KOFF! I know a place!
In the center food district of Heartfelt City; Captain Frying Pan took the two superheroes to his favorite Ice Cream Restaurant (provided by the owner's wishes to eat outside because of the skunk smell) They all sat at the outdoor tables to enjoy their sundaes under the city's big building's TV Screen.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay you two. I do need both of your guys help but we have to work together. Now I know more about this city since I live here so for now I'm in charge.
Moon Ranger: What? The team-up was my idea of just you following me I should be the leader.
Captain Frying Pan: Listen I'm older and wiser.
Moon Ranger: Well you're only right about the older part.
American Skunkette: Knock it off Ranger. Okay what do we do?
Captain Frying Pan: First on the list is identifying the members of these Terror Trio. I pretty much know that two of them are the villains I have faced before Mr. Ghoul and his ghoulish imps and that scary cult lady the Plague Diva with her little bird mask wearing goons. But I have no clue who the third member might be with those creepy clowns popping all over.
Moon Ranger: Ugh...I think we might have a good idea. Look at the screen.
On the Building's huge TV screen is the face of none other than the red and black colored court jester fiend Fearo the Clown Demon King with the Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul by his side.
Fearo: Greetings one and all! It I Fearo the Clown along with the lovely Plague Diva and my ghoul-friend Mr. Ghoul together we are known as the Terror Trio! As you know by now we've been keeping your protector Captain Frying Pan quite busy with our little minions running around creating panic and chaos around the city. The Plague Diva brings in the apocalypse fear factor, Mr. Ghoul brings in the classic horror monsters factor and of course I bring back the ever beloved Creepy Clown factor and we'll keep doing it until you dear people give us total control of the city. Other wise with my toxic laughing gas, Diva's ability to spread viruses and Mr. Ghouls talent to turning people into monsters. We will create a gas-theme plague that will turn you people into laughing ghouls and with your help you all tear your very own city apart. It brings a smile to my face thinking about it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hah!
Captain Frying Pan: Not if I got to say about it clown boy. Time to serve up some justice!
Fearo: Oh and Captain if you are listening I got a little surprise for you!
He steps away from the camera and reveals Captain Frying Pan's friend Dr. Hanan Zazeeya tied and gagged with Fearo's red ribbons.
Captain Frying Pan: DOC!
Dr. Hanan: MMMMRRPHH! MMMFFFPH!
Fearo: I doubt that you will find us but if you do she will be the first to test out our laughing ghoul gas and be our very first victim. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh well I'll laugh anyway. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH!
After the screen turn black everyone in the city panic and are running homes to pack up or to hide.
Captain Frying Pan: What am I going to do? Even if I do find them they'll hurt her. But if I don't then everyone in the city will suffer. I can't let them get away with this.
American Skunkette: I think we can find them. They have to used a powerful Wi-fi TV signal to broadcast their message. So if we can track and pinpoint their signal we can find them.
Captain Frying Pan: Great how do we do that?
American Skunkette: We need a powerful crime computer. I don't have one on had.
Moon Ranger: Wait I have one. My Moon Mobile is equipped with all kinds of crime fighting gadgets it even has a super crime computer. Think you can use that?
American Skunkette: That could work.
Soon they all squeeze in the Moon Mobile (and I do mean literally) as Captain Frying Pan and American Skunkette are squash by the windows with Moon Ranger being crushed in the middle.
Captain Frying Pan: Why...did you made a Moon Mobile with only one seat?
Moon Ranger: Because the last time I check I only had one butt. It wouldn't kill the both of you to loose a few pounds.
American Skunkette: Look we're almost at their location. Thanks for your help on knowing where they are hiding on the map.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah only Fearo would picked an abandon candy factory to make his gas.
Moon Ranger: I see it up ahead.
American Skunkette: Great now we just have to sneak in stealthy like.
Suddenly the Moon Mobile got filled with green gas causing Moon Ranger to steer out of control and crashes it into the factory. Inside the imps, the plaques and the creepy clowns stopped their activities and turn to see Captain, Moon ranger and American Skunkette crawling out of the car gasping for air.
Moon Ranger: Oh way to go Skunk. Did you have to do that in my Moon Mobile do you realize how much I had to spend to get it custom made like that?
American Skunkette: That wasn't me!
Captain Frying Pan: She's right it wasn't her it was me that time. Small spaces makes me uncomfortable. I knew I shouldn't had that triple bean burrito.
Suddenly they all heard sinister laughs of Fearo as they all looked up and saw Fearo, Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul on a catwalk with the bound and gagged Hanan by Fearo's side.
Fearo: Well, well, well looky here my follow fiends we got company. Figures I get in the mood to cause fear and company has to spoil the mood.
Plague Diva: I see the Captain has made a couple of new friends.
Mr. Ghoul: Those two are superheroes? That one looks like she got lost to a furry convention and the other one looks like a bad race car driver.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey they are too superheroes like me.
Fearo: If they are like you then they are a chinch to beat. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Captain Frying Pan: I kicked your guys butts before.
Fearo: Uh...well this time you have to face all three of us.
American Skunkette: Not by himself.
Moon Ranger: That's right this time he has us. By the way can I get you guys to sign a contract to play as my villains for my Moon Ranger TV show?
Captain Frying Pan/American Skunkette: MOON!
Moon Ranger: Okay fine! But you're missing out on a great money deal!
Captain Frying Pan: Anyway I Captain Frying Pan with the Great American Skunkette and the Mighty Moon Ranger. We are stronger than a hundred skunk smells, more powerful than the Moon's ability to create tidal waves on earth, able to eat at a bad All-you-can-eat Sushi restaurant and not get food poisoning. We fight for truth, justice, the simple lay-back-easy going ways of life. TRA-LA-LA!
Fearo: You're kidding with that opening right? Unleash our gas!
Plague Diva: No you fool it's still in liquid form it needs time to become gas.
Fearo: No matter it'll flood the city turning everyone including those three into laughing ghouls. UNLEASH THE POTION!
Mr. Ghoul: NO! You crazy fool did you forget what Captain Frying Pan can do?
Soon five huge vats of the liquid gas started tipping over and soon the building starting flooding with a tidal wave of the deadly liquid gas. Captain Frying Pan stood in front of his friends with his magic frying pan in hand.
Captain Frying Pan: This is going to take a lot out of me. EAT PAN!
Captain Frying Pan magic pan suddenly starts absorbing the liquid gas, swirling and twirling and spinning. Then both him and his pan glow a bright light and soon the liquid gas got turned into a gigantic huge red gelatin dessert with whipped cream and a cherry on top. It also has trapped all of the trio's minions trapped inside the block. Moon Ranger and American Skunkette took a bite of the gelatin.
Moon Ranger: Hey cherry flavor my favorite.
American Skunkette: Mmm that is good. You should cater the White House's picnic brunch.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* That...took...a lot...out...of me...whew man I have got to get a gym membership or something.
Plague Diva: NOOO! That fat blue fool destroyed our gas!
Mr. Ghoul: It's useless now just like you Fearo.
Fearo: How dare you! So I forgot he can do that. We can still make more but first let's kill them.
Plague Diva: I got the skunk girl.
Mr. Ghoul: I'll take care of Mr. Power Ranger over there.
Fearo: That leaves me with tubby.
The Plague Diva takes out her scythe as Mr. Ghoul pulls out his sickles to take on American Skunkette and Moon Ranger. The four started fighting each other while Captain still is trying to recover from saving his friends from the deadly liquid gas.
Captain Frying Pan: * Breathing hard* Oh...I am so gonna kick your butt stringbean...as...soon as...I catch my breath. Sheesh I...
Suddenly he got met with a kick to the face by Fearo as the evil clown cackles madly.
Fearo: * Singing* See the Captain tumbling down. * Kicks him again* On the ground! * Kicks him again* All around! * Kicks him again* See the fat captain on the ground. * Kicks him again* I'm so happy! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Meanwhile American Skunkette fighting with the Plague Diva avoids the scythe as the Diva mocks her.
Plaque: If you think your skunk smell can bother me. My mask keeps me safe not only from my own viruses but also from any smells. Your powers won't do squat on me.
American Skunkette: Honey you don't know me that well. I don't just create skunk smell. I perfected my skunk powers that not only does it create stink smells but fire smells. FIRE IN THE HOLE! Behold my hot and spicy smell!
She aims her tail and soon a red skunk smell fires at the scythe making it glow red. Then the Plague Diva drops it as she shakes her hands in pain.
Plague Diva: OW! HOT! HOT! HOT YOUR SMELL CAN HEAT UP OBJECT!
American Skunkette: Any hotter than your scythe would have melted and also I can do this. COOL ICE MINTY SMELL!
Soon American Skunkette unleashes an icy blue skunk smell that hits the Plague Diva freezing her solid in place.
American Skunkette: My minty smell freezes my foes in place. Don't worry you'll thaw when the police takes you away.
Plague Diva: MMMFFPH! MMMRRRPH! MMMFFPH!
Meanwhile Moon Ranger is having problem with his gadgets at Mr. Ghoul.
Moon Ranger: GO MOONERANGS!
He tosses his moon-shaped boomerangs but they just fell flat on the floor.
Moon Ranger: Okay. GO MOON GHOUL REPELLANT!
He pulls out a can and it sprayed silly strings at Mr. Ghoul.
Mr. Ghoul: Seriously? That's all you got mortal?
Moon Ranger: Okay let see! * Pulls out various items* I got to have something. Shark repellant? No, fly swatter? No, my autobiography? No but great reading! * Pulls out a strange machine* Huh! I forgot what this is for! Ah-hah! MOON MARBLES GO!
He pulls out a bag of marbles and tosses it on the floor towards Mr. Ghoul causing him to slip and fall on his back.
Moon Ranger: Yes! They say kids don't play with marbles no more! Uh-oh!
Mr. Ghoul got back up and charges towards him but Moon Ranger blocked his punches and kicks and then counteracts with punches to the ghouls stomach and a spin kick to his face.
Mr. Ghoul: You can fight well!
Moon Ranger: I should be! After all I paid good money to learn all kinds of self-defenses. Kung-fu, Karate, Tai-chi, Tai-bo, Boxing, and ballet! I was a hit at Swan Lake! Now Moon Grappling Hook!
He wraps one end of the grappling hook's cord around the ghoul and fires the hook up to the roof hooking to the ceiling causing the ghoul to fly upward suspending him.
Mr. Ghoul: AAHH! GET ME DOWN! GET ME DOWN NOW!
Moon Ripe: Don't worry you'll get down when the police get's here. Meanwhile let's talk franchise I can see it now Moon Ranger VS The Ghouls the movie!
Mr. Ghoul: * Sobbing* NOO! THIS IS TORTURE! TORTURE I TELL YOU!
Meanwhile Captain Frying Pan can barely stand as Fearo keeps on pummeling with punches and kicks.
Fearo: You know this isn't so much fun no more. I could put you out of your misery but then I'm the kind of guy who kicks'em when they are down. You are a bigger joke using up your powers stopping my gas making you as weak as a kitten. I don't even know where you get your strength from.
Captain Frying Pan looks up at the tape bound Dr. Hanan as she sheds a small tear of sadness. Then Captain Frying Pan got up and puts his magic frying pan down on the ground.
Fearo: What? You want to fight me without your powers? You fool, you don't even have enough energy with your magic pan. What makes you...UGH!
Suddenly Fearo got pulled by his neck collar by Captain Frying Pan as he glares at the clown with anger in his eye.
Captain Frying Pan: You know what smiley? I don't need no stinking pan to kick your boney butt! EAT FIST CLOWN BOY!
He punches Fearo in the face sending him flying across the room. Then with amazing renewed strength and speed he catches up to Fearo and starts wailing fists after fists at Fearo's face. Punching him left and right, then picking him up and body slamming him over and over again until Fearo slips out of his grasps and runs in fear back up to the catwalk with Captain Frying Pan after him. Fearo grabs hold of Dr. Hanan and pulls out a dagger and aims it at her neck.
Fearo: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Take one more step and she's doom!
Captain Frying Pan: COME TO ME MY PAN!
Suddenly his magic frying pan flew off the floor and hitting Captain in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: OW! Still need to work on that. Fly true my friend!
He tosses the frying pan and it hits Fearo in the face causing him to release his grip on Dr. Hanan then Captain Frying Pan grab hold of her and frees her from her bonds.
Captain Frying Pan: Doc! Doc are you okay? Say something! Speak to me!
Dr. Hanan: Just this! My hero! *Kisses Captain Frying Pan*
Captain Frying Pan: * Blushes* Well...I...uh...shucks! Ahem anyways.
As Fearo recovers from the blow he sees Captain coming towards him as he crawls backwards in fear.
Captain Frying Pan: You're not laughing! I thought you find pain funny Fearo.
Fearo: Who me? Now lets talk about this. Me and my friends were just joking, yeah think of it as an early April Fools gag! It was all in good fun! You like to have fun right? How about this for fun lets play...RUN AWAY!
Fearo got up to run but was quickly grabbed and is facing Captain Frying Pan with his pan in hand he starts hitting Fearo on the head followed by Fearo's screams of pain.
Fearo: OUCH! OOH! AACK! EEK! HELP! MOMMY!
Soon we find a bruised and battered Fearo with the frozen Plague Diva and Mr. Ghoul in handcuffs all the trio are taken away to jail by the police in the police van. Moon Ranger, American Skunkette, Dr. Hanan and Captain Frying Pan all smiled happily as reporters and crowd of people came out to thank them with the Mayor.
Mayor: As Mayor it is my privilege to thank these three heroes of saving our city and one of our own from the evil clutches of the Terror Trio!
Captain Frying Pan: Thank you Mayor once again the three flavors of ice cream has been served in a banana split sundae of justice! I could not have done it without the help of the American Skunkette and Moon Ranger! Not only are they great heroes but also great friends.
Moon Ranger: Wow! You know as a kid growing up I had a lot of the best toys, the best video games, the best of everything...but...the one thing I didn't really had were a lot of friends.
American Skunkette: I...didn't had much friends growing up either but now I'm glad I do now.
Dr. Hanan: You were all wonderful you all save the city together.
Captain Frying Pan: Yeah lets go celebrate lets get something to eat. I'm starving.
Moon Ranger: After eating that gelatin mold that was literally the size of the building?
American Skunkette: At least he didn't eat the henchmen trapped inside of it. That would have been creepy.
The End.
Characters and artwork by me.
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