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A unique submission for me! It's been a while since my horse pred, Duke, made an appearance of any kind, so today I came up with the idea that I should write a song that he would sing about himself!
I didn't think too hard about this song haha. I just chose the lyrics a little impulsively but I also wanted the song to present Duke how he is. Hope you enjoy, and let me know if you'd like to read more about this hungry horse!
Listen, vermin, hear me strut my weight
As I stomp my hooves the ground will shake
My name’s Duke. My coat is brown.
And I’m the biggest, baddest horse around
The idea that a horse should be a herbivore-
Makes me gag, it offends me to my core
Birds, bats, rodents, Pokemon, if you’re wise
You’ll hide away, so you don’t become fat on my thighs
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Swallowing prey all day without remorse
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Bird-stomper, foot-sucker, I know I’m the worst
When I see a parrot, eagle, or maybe a squawking crow
I trample and chomp, into my stomach they go
The feathers, however, don’t always agree with me
So I belch them up, and again I taste bird feet
I’ve stolen Pokemon from many trainers
Pikachus, Lucarios, and Zubats are no-brainers
But my bowels are much better than any PC storage system
Be honest, trainer, how much do you really miss them?
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Pidgeys being rarer is my fault, of course
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
I’ve turned Pokemon-hunting into a sport.
Socks are yummy appetizers, shoes are fun trophies.
Don’t be afraid, I stick to animals and Pokemon, mostly.
But it is true, I can’t help myself when it comes to feet.
Sniff sniff, a few licks and sucks, and I’ve got you beat.
Now please, don’t be shy. Let me give you a ride.
You’ll see that I smell even worse on the inside.
And I’ll tell you one of my favorite stories. It’ll make you go “what?”
About the time I smothered a Dragonite under my butt.
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
It’s Pokemon season, heard the reports?
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Your sympathy for my prey makes me snort.
I didn't think too hard about this song haha. I just chose the lyrics a little impulsively but I also wanted the song to present Duke how he is. Hope you enjoy, and let me know if you'd like to read more about this hungry horse!
Listen, vermin, hear me strut my weight
As I stomp my hooves the ground will shake
My name’s Duke. My coat is brown.
And I’m the biggest, baddest horse around
The idea that a horse should be a herbivore-
Makes me gag, it offends me to my core
Birds, bats, rodents, Pokemon, if you’re wise
You’ll hide away, so you don’t become fat on my thighs
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Swallowing prey all day without remorse
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Bird-stomper, foot-sucker, I know I’m the worst
When I see a parrot, eagle, or maybe a squawking crow
I trample and chomp, into my stomach they go
The feathers, however, don’t always agree with me
So I belch them up, and again I taste bird feet
I’ve stolen Pokemon from many trainers
Pikachus, Lucarios, and Zubats are no-brainers
But my bowels are much better than any PC storage system
Be honest, trainer, how much do you really miss them?
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Pidgeys being rarer is my fault, of course
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
I’ve turned Pokemon-hunting into a sport.
Socks are yummy appetizers, shoes are fun trophies.
Don’t be afraid, I stick to animals and Pokemon, mostly.
But it is true, I can’t help myself when it comes to feet.
Sniff sniff, a few licks and sucks, and I’ve got you beat.
Now please, don’t be shy. Let me give you a ride.
You’ll see that I smell even worse on the inside.
And I’ll tell you one of my favorite stories. It’ll make you go “what?”
About the time I smothered a Dragonite under my butt.
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
It’s Pokemon season, heard the reports?
I’m the big bad horse. The big bad horse.
Your sympathy for my prey makes me snort.
Category Story / All
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Hehe happy you feel that way! I bet Duke’s got a pretty good singing voice too
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