Well folks, looks like Elvis survived the loser round and is sticking around for the semi-finals! I would say that it’s a shame that Lazlo won’t be getting that belt, but my mom taught me that it’s not nice to lie.
And with that, we are officially more than halfway finished with the tournament. Thank you to everyone who has stayed with me throughout this whole event! The timing of this particular fight was perfect considering that yesterday was Boxing Gorilla Day AKA one of the best days of year for me and people with similar interests! I know that it came down to RNG and the votes that you the people casted, but I’m glad that Elvis won this fight. Though for real, how unlucky is it for Lazlo to get 13 votes, followed by an extra 13 bonus points, only to still end up losing! That’s some next level bad luck...
Elvis 14+16=30
Lazlo 13+13=26
Art was done by juniorjosi who always delivers! Go pay them money to draw more amazing kicks to the face!
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“Greetings, fighting fans. I’m George Moosefari...”
...And I’m Tony Duffy!”
“Welcome back to our coverage of the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament. For those just tuning in, we are witnessing a stunning fight between Elvis Champagne and Lazlo Lee. These two powerhouses of might are trapped in the cage as they fight it out, MMA style.”
“You’re right on the money, George. The match has been going on for awhile now, and it’s showing no signs of stopping!”
“Indeed. I have covered tons of matches at this point, and I can safely say I’ve only seen a few MMA fights that are this energetic.”
“Yep, it’s hard to deny that this gorilla is keeping Lazlo on his toes.”
“Speaking of toes, Mister Champagne is making excellent work out of his legs. He’s kicking, he’s kneeing, he’s making the most out of the cage walls around him. Dare I say, I think he’s in his element...”
“Ya got that right, buddy! Lazlo is collecting quite a few bruises! If he loses this fight, he’ll be out of the tournament completely! God, let’s hope that actually happens...”
“Tony, please. We’re professionals. We’re not supposed to be so vocal with our biases.”
“Oh, fine! I’m just miffed that Lazlo attacked me during our last interview with him! My ribs STILL hurt from what he did to me!”
“If it helps, I seem to recall that you left him pretty banged up as well. Besides, Regardless of who wins this clash, it’ll only add to the excitement.”
“I guess... Anyways, Back to the fight. Elvis has swapped out his legs for his fists and is now pounding away at his opponent’s abs! Look at those knuckles sink into that wall of muscle!”
“I don’t know what to say at this point, other th-Uh oh...”
“Oh for fucks sake!”
“Oh dear, it seems as though Mister Lee has responded to the beatdown by slamming his head against the gorilla’s skull, leaving him open to an attack. For those unfamiliar with the rules of MMA, headbutting is a highly illegal move with serious repercussions...”
“God, this freaking deer, man! I just...I just can’t with him!”
“The stag is roughing his opponent up pretty badly and...oof! Right up against the cage...”
“Where the hell is the referee?! Lazlo was already on thin ice thanks to his previous antics and now look at what he’s doing! He’s a real piece of-“
“Easy there, Tony. I have to say, Mister Champagne isn’t looking too good right now. This could be it...”
“Elvis is pulling himself up thanks to the cage and-SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!”
“Oh!”
“LAZLO JUST CHARGED INTO THE MIGHTY GORILLA AT FULL SPEED! HE NEARLY SENT HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAGE, FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!”
“Oh no...Mister Champagne just coughed up a LOT of blood...”
“God. At this point, this just feels wrong to watch. The buck is just slamming Elvis’s head against the cage over and over again! Should...Should we be commenting on this? This could get really inhumane, really quickly...”
“Mister Lee is doing his best to brutalize his fellow combatant and-Wait, what? What on earth is he doing?”
“Uhh...Now he’s walking away from his opponent? I think? I have no idea what he’s doing right now.”
“He’s turned his back on his downed opponent and seems to be flexing his muscles to show off. I think he’s declaring a premature victory. Now he’s yelling something but we can’t hear him from up here in our commentator box. It looks like he’s pointing at...at us? I’m not sure if this is accurate, but seems like he’s trying to challenge my fellow commentator, Tony Duffy to come down and face him in the cage...”
“...”
“...”
“I’m going down there.”
“Tony, don’t! This is ridiculous!”
“Of course this is ridiculous, I’m getting challenged to a fight by this Bambi reject! I’m still going down there, though!”
“Oh my word, this has never happened in all my years...”
“Don’t try and stop me, George! I’m gonna teach that stupid stag what happens when you mess with-wait, what’s happening now?”
“What now?”
“Look, over there! It’s Elvis! He’s getting up again!”
“Oh, you’re right! I figured he would've been out of the fight for sure...”
“Guess Lazlo should’ve secured his victory when he had the chance. Now the gorilla has gotten his second wind and wants some payback.”
“Mister Champagne is standing up, but it looks like his opponent doesn’t know what’s happening behind him. I guess that’s the price for getting distracted during a match.”
“Yes...Yes...”
“The proud primate looks pretty injured right now. Can he turn this match around?”
“Yes...yes...YES!!!”
“Good Lord!”
“WHOO!!! YEAH, BABY! NOW THAT’S A HIT!!!”
“Mister Champagne just ran towards his opponent and landed a devastating kick to the the face! Incredible!”
“YEAH! THAT’S WHAT I WANNA SEE!!! Pull up the zoomed-in camera footage! I wanna see that kick in slow-motion!”
“As you can see, Mister Lee turns around to see what’s happening just before his opponent uses the momentum to jump up and strike the deer’s face with his knee. He reels back from the hit as two teeth are knocked right out of his mouth and fly towards this direction. Note the way his body arches and the way he goes cross-eyed just after the impact. I haven’t seen a running kick that good since Billy Gallows’s debut in ‘79.”
“Aww man, what a move! I wanna rewatch that kick twelve more times! No wait, fifty more times!”
“It looks like Mister Champagne burned through a lot of energy when he delivered that running kick, but it looks like it was worth it. The referee and judges are saying that Mr. Lee has lost via TKO.”
“Elvis gets another shot at the belt, Lazlo has been eliminated from the tournament, and I won’t have to interview him again! It’s a win-win all around!”
“Alright, Tony. Settle down. I’m glad your happy but let’s wrap this up with our closing statements. I’m George Moosefari...”
“...And I’m Tony Duffy! Thanks for watching our coverage of the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament! This was the first MMA match of the tournament, and I couldn’t have asked for a more satisfying ending ! I wish you luck all the luck in the world, you crazy primate!”
And with that, we are officially more than halfway finished with the tournament. Thank you to everyone who has stayed with me throughout this whole event! The timing of this particular fight was perfect considering that yesterday was Boxing Gorilla Day AKA one of the best days of year for me and people with similar interests! I know that it came down to RNG and the votes that you the people casted, but I’m glad that Elvis won this fight. Though for real, how unlucky is it for Lazlo to get 13 votes, followed by an extra 13 bonus points, only to still end up losing! That’s some next level bad luck...
Elvis 14+16=30
Lazlo 13+13=26
Art was done by juniorjosi who always delivers! Go pay them money to draw more amazing kicks to the face!
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“Greetings, fighting fans. I’m George Moosefari...”
...And I’m Tony Duffy!”
“Welcome back to our coverage of the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament. For those just tuning in, we are witnessing a stunning fight between Elvis Champagne and Lazlo Lee. These two powerhouses of might are trapped in the cage as they fight it out, MMA style.”
“You’re right on the money, George. The match has been going on for awhile now, and it’s showing no signs of stopping!”
“Indeed. I have covered tons of matches at this point, and I can safely say I’ve only seen a few MMA fights that are this energetic.”
“Yep, it’s hard to deny that this gorilla is keeping Lazlo on his toes.”
“Speaking of toes, Mister Champagne is making excellent work out of his legs. He’s kicking, he’s kneeing, he’s making the most out of the cage walls around him. Dare I say, I think he’s in his element...”
“Ya got that right, buddy! Lazlo is collecting quite a few bruises! If he loses this fight, he’ll be out of the tournament completely! God, let’s hope that actually happens...”
“Tony, please. We’re professionals. We’re not supposed to be so vocal with our biases.”
“Oh, fine! I’m just miffed that Lazlo attacked me during our last interview with him! My ribs STILL hurt from what he did to me!”
“If it helps, I seem to recall that you left him pretty banged up as well. Besides, Regardless of who wins this clash, it’ll only add to the excitement.”
“I guess... Anyways, Back to the fight. Elvis has swapped out his legs for his fists and is now pounding away at his opponent’s abs! Look at those knuckles sink into that wall of muscle!”
“I don’t know what to say at this point, other th-Uh oh...”
“Oh for fucks sake!”
“Oh dear, it seems as though Mister Lee has responded to the beatdown by slamming his head against the gorilla’s skull, leaving him open to an attack. For those unfamiliar with the rules of MMA, headbutting is a highly illegal move with serious repercussions...”
“God, this freaking deer, man! I just...I just can’t with him!”
“The stag is roughing his opponent up pretty badly and...oof! Right up against the cage...”
“Where the hell is the referee?! Lazlo was already on thin ice thanks to his previous antics and now look at what he’s doing! He’s a real piece of-“
“Easy there, Tony. I have to say, Mister Champagne isn’t looking too good right now. This could be it...”
“Elvis is pulling himself up thanks to the cage and-SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!”
“Oh!”
“LAZLO JUST CHARGED INTO THE MIGHTY GORILLA AT FULL SPEED! HE NEARLY SENT HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CAGE, FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!”
“Oh no...Mister Champagne just coughed up a LOT of blood...”
“God. At this point, this just feels wrong to watch. The buck is just slamming Elvis’s head against the cage over and over again! Should...Should we be commenting on this? This could get really inhumane, really quickly...”
“Mister Lee is doing his best to brutalize his fellow combatant and-Wait, what? What on earth is he doing?”
“Uhh...Now he’s walking away from his opponent? I think? I have no idea what he’s doing right now.”
“He’s turned his back on his downed opponent and seems to be flexing his muscles to show off. I think he’s declaring a premature victory. Now he’s yelling something but we can’t hear him from up here in our commentator box. It looks like he’s pointing at...at us? I’m not sure if this is accurate, but seems like he’s trying to challenge my fellow commentator, Tony Duffy to come down and face him in the cage...”
“...”
“...”
“I’m going down there.”
“Tony, don’t! This is ridiculous!”
“Of course this is ridiculous, I’m getting challenged to a fight by this Bambi reject! I’m still going down there, though!”
“Oh my word, this has never happened in all my years...”
“Don’t try and stop me, George! I’m gonna teach that stupid stag what happens when you mess with-wait, what’s happening now?”
“What now?”
“Look, over there! It’s Elvis! He’s getting up again!”
“Oh, you’re right! I figured he would've been out of the fight for sure...”
“Guess Lazlo should’ve secured his victory when he had the chance. Now the gorilla has gotten his second wind and wants some payback.”
“Mister Champagne is standing up, but it looks like his opponent doesn’t know what’s happening behind him. I guess that’s the price for getting distracted during a match.”
“Yes...Yes...”
“The proud primate looks pretty injured right now. Can he turn this match around?”
“Yes...yes...YES!!!”
“Good Lord!”
“WHOO!!! YEAH, BABY! NOW THAT’S A HIT!!!”
“Mister Champagne just ran towards his opponent and landed a devastating kick to the the face! Incredible!”
“YEAH! THAT’S WHAT I WANNA SEE!!! Pull up the zoomed-in camera footage! I wanna see that kick in slow-motion!”
“As you can see, Mister Lee turns around to see what’s happening just before his opponent uses the momentum to jump up and strike the deer’s face with his knee. He reels back from the hit as two teeth are knocked right out of his mouth and fly towards this direction. Note the way his body arches and the way he goes cross-eyed just after the impact. I haven’t seen a running kick that good since Billy Gallows’s debut in ‘79.”
“Aww man, what a move! I wanna rewatch that kick twelve more times! No wait, fifty more times!”
“It looks like Mister Champagne burned through a lot of energy when he delivered that running kick, but it looks like it was worth it. The referee and judges are saying that Mr. Lee has lost via TKO.”
“Elvis gets another shot at the belt, Lazlo has been eliminated from the tournament, and I won’t have to interview him again! It’s a win-win all around!”
“Alright, Tony. Settle down. I’m glad your happy but let’s wrap this up with our closing statements. I’m George Moosefari...”
“...And I’m Tony Duffy! Thanks for watching our coverage of the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament! This was the first MMA match of the tournament, and I couldn’t have asked for a more satisfying ending ! I wish you luck all the luck in the world, you crazy primate!”
Category All / All
Species Gorilla
Gender Male
Size 1280 x 1199px
ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS!
One of these days, Lazlo will win and make his opponent a giant smear on the ground. But not today, not today...
Elvis and i have history :P Gotta support my wrestling mate! RAWR!
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