Average Jam (Cartoon Duck Body-Swap + Song Parody)
Well, this was a crazy one to write! This came from an art trade I did with Mallardent a few years ago. I wrote a story in which Jam had to deal with Felgar's flamboyant interdimensional counterpart. In return, he drew this pic of Jam swapping bodies with Felgar! I ended up sitting on it for months, starting a few different stories and not really deciding on a way I wanted to adapt the pic. Then, a few weeks ago just after Halloween, I sat down and started writing a song parody called "Average Jam". It's based off this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpu0Gg24wI">Average Man - YouTube
To keep a long story short, I wrote the parody and decided to write an accompanying story to tie it into the pic itself. So it's a pic with a song parody (that is based off a remade version of an old early 2000s song) and a story featuring cameos by Psydokode's/Turpshi's Dominique, and my other recurring characters. I mean, man, I went nuts on this, didn't I?
Anyway, here's the story+song:
I just became a leader of a club known as "The Goofing-Off Crew".
Winning the game doing the best thing in life, which is swapping bodies with yooooou.
Now if you can open your mind and here my tale just for todaaaaaay!
Felgar, I've got a plot to share with you, so listen good to what I say!
"Get out, don't want to be you again!"
"I'd rather you just swap with your friiiiieeends!"
I know that I've lost enemies in the end,
But that's okay!
Cuz I'm your average Jam!
I'm your average Jam, oh yeeeeeah~!
So I swapped minds with a dove and flew!
Since I figured that there's no switching with you!
But if you let me be you and you spend some time as me, you know I'll do your persona true or get as close as can be!
So if you can open your mind and be me one more time,
Cuz Felgar I got something to say to you, "Swap with me, you filthy duck slime!"
"Get out, don't want to be you again!"
"I'd rather you just swap with your friiiiieeends!"
I know that I've lost enemies in the end,
But that's okay!
Cuz I'm your Average Jam!
I'm your Average Jaaaaaaaaam! Woooooooooooah!
Felgar, it's not like you could be much better!
It's not like I could do your body worse!
But how could I be you but better,
If you won't give me the chance to run around in your body first?
*Epic Saxophone solo*
And I don't want to be yooooooou again.
Maybe I'll just swap with my friiiiieeends.
I know, I know that I've lost enemies in the eeeeend...
But that's alriiiiiiiight!
But that's ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!
BUT THAT'S ALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT...
Cuz I'm your Average Jam! Oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAH! I'm your Average Jam!
You better...
(Watch out!)
I'm gonna...
(Swap out!)
I hear he's...
(Average and he's gonna swap out!)
(Watch out!)
(Swap out!)
--
Felgar sighed as the purple demon duck floated in front of the monkey-scientist. "The answer's NO, I'm not swapping bodies with you, no matter how many song parodies you shove in my bill!" Exclaimed the demon duck as he crossed his arms.
The monkey pleaded on his fuzzy hands and knees. "Come on, man! I need this, I need to be a purple duck with unyielding and unfathomable cosmic power! I TOTALLY won't go mad with power!"
"No, I'm not swapping bodies with you aga--- Wait... Did we even swap bodies the first time?" Asked the vest-wearing duck as he floated there. Jam scratched his fuzzy chin in confusion as he flexed his prehensile tail around. "You know, I don't think we did! Could've sworn we did by now..."
"Yeah, I mean it seems like we should've swapped bodies by now if it was destined to happen!"
"Indeed! It's almost like the writer for these stories is LAZY or something and is slow when it comes to adapting artwork he gets into stories!"
"It would seem that way."
"But anywho, there's a first time for everything. So..." Jam took out a bottle of his handy "Body-Swap Pills" (which haven't been seen in at least 30 stories at this point) and threw one into his monkey muzzle. Before Felgar could react, Jam tossed another pill into the demon duck's beak.
Felgar's head went all fuzzy as the mind-transference process began. The pill wormed its way into the minds of both critters and quickly swapped them around. Once the dizziness faded, Felgar looked down and was shocked to find that he was now in Jam's body!
His once pristine and well-kept purple feathers had been replaced with shaggy unkempt brown fur. His red vest was now gone, replaced by a white lab-coat. His beautiful duck-feet were now a second pair of hands, while a tiny pink nose dotted his rather small muzzle. The only part of Felgar that was still truly him was his demonic black eyes. He leapt in the air and attempted to float, only to land on his hairless butt. It would seem that the swap didn't let him keep his powers!
"Looking good there, monkey-boy!" Shouted a voice from above. Felgar looked up and saw Jam floating there in his body. Jam was rocking Felgar's purple feathers and red vest, along with his silver crescent-moon necklace. Jam's very mortal-looking eyes sat above the duck's bill, giving him a strangely likable and merchandisable appearance. Felgar didn't like it one bit!
"Why would you ask permission to swap bodies with me and just steal my body anyways?!" Shouted Felgar. "Well, I wanted to be nice by asking, before stealing it regardless!" Shouted Jam, who continued to hover above the former demon. "Whatever! Just give me body back!"
"I can't just yet!" Exclaimed Jam. Felgar angrily shook his fist at Jam, "Why not?!" Jam floated above Felgar and wiggled his finger around. "Well..." Jam began to say as he worked his demon magic and caused Felgar to disappear with just a wave of his finger.
Felgar reappeared atop a piano in a strange black room. He found that he was laying atop this piano on his stomach, like one of those singing starlets from an old movie. He was still in Jam's body, but his lab-coat had been replaced with a red dress and matching red high-heel shoes. "Dammit, Jam! It's too early in the day for me to cross-dress!"
Felgar shouted as he looked over at the front of the piano. Jam was sitting there in his duck body and began to slowly play the piano with his feathery fingers, "...That's alright! That's alriiiiight, because..."
Suddenly, the lights turned on revealing an assortment of colorful characters! Horseradish the donkey, Meerina the meerkat, Science Saddles the pony (who is the alternate universe version of Jam and also his "sister"), Pheagle the eagle-man, and Dominic the pink husky were all standing there.
"...HE'S YOUR AVERAGE JAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" They all sung in unison while dancing around. Felgar looked around at all the singing anthropomorphic animals around him and turned to look at you, the viewer. "I should've known there would be a reprise..."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpu0Gg24wI">Average Man - YouTube
To keep a long story short, I wrote the parody and decided to write an accompanying story to tie it into the pic itself. So it's a pic with a song parody (that is based off a remade version of an old early 2000s song) and a story featuring cameos by Psydokode's/Turpshi's Dominique, and my other recurring characters. I mean, man, I went nuts on this, didn't I?
Anyway, here's the story+song:
I just became a leader of a club known as "The Goofing-Off Crew".
Winning the game doing the best thing in life, which is swapping bodies with yooooou.
Now if you can open your mind and here my tale just for todaaaaaay!
Felgar, I've got a plot to share with you, so listen good to what I say!
"Get out, don't want to be you again!"
"I'd rather you just swap with your friiiiieeends!"
I know that I've lost enemies in the end,
But that's okay!
Cuz I'm your average Jam!
I'm your average Jam, oh yeeeeeah~!
So I swapped minds with a dove and flew!
Since I figured that there's no switching with you!
But if you let me be you and you spend some time as me, you know I'll do your persona true or get as close as can be!
So if you can open your mind and be me one more time,
Cuz Felgar I got something to say to you, "Swap with me, you filthy duck slime!"
"Get out, don't want to be you again!"
"I'd rather you just swap with your friiiiieeends!"
I know that I've lost enemies in the end,
But that's okay!
Cuz I'm your Average Jam!
I'm your Average Jaaaaaaaaam! Woooooooooooah!
Felgar, it's not like you could be much better!
It's not like I could do your body worse!
But how could I be you but better,
If you won't give me the chance to run around in your body first?
*Epic Saxophone solo*
And I don't want to be yooooooou again.
Maybe I'll just swap with my friiiiieeends.
I know, I know that I've lost enemies in the eeeeend...
But that's alriiiiiiiight!
But that's ALRIIIIIIIIIGHT!
BUT THAT'S ALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT...
Cuz I'm your Average Jam! Oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAH! I'm your Average Jam!
You better...
(Watch out!)
I'm gonna...
(Swap out!)
I hear he's...
(Average and he's gonna swap out!)
(Watch out!)
(Swap out!)
--
Felgar sighed as the purple demon duck floated in front of the monkey-scientist. "The answer's NO, I'm not swapping bodies with you, no matter how many song parodies you shove in my bill!" Exclaimed the demon duck as he crossed his arms.
The monkey pleaded on his fuzzy hands and knees. "Come on, man! I need this, I need to be a purple duck with unyielding and unfathomable cosmic power! I TOTALLY won't go mad with power!"
"No, I'm not swapping bodies with you aga--- Wait... Did we even swap bodies the first time?" Asked the vest-wearing duck as he floated there. Jam scratched his fuzzy chin in confusion as he flexed his prehensile tail around. "You know, I don't think we did! Could've sworn we did by now..."
"Yeah, I mean it seems like we should've swapped bodies by now if it was destined to happen!"
"Indeed! It's almost like the writer for these stories is LAZY or something and is slow when it comes to adapting artwork he gets into stories!"
"It would seem that way."
"But anywho, there's a first time for everything. So..." Jam took out a bottle of his handy "Body-Swap Pills" (which haven't been seen in at least 30 stories at this point) and threw one into his monkey muzzle. Before Felgar could react, Jam tossed another pill into the demon duck's beak.
Felgar's head went all fuzzy as the mind-transference process began. The pill wormed its way into the minds of both critters and quickly swapped them around. Once the dizziness faded, Felgar looked down and was shocked to find that he was now in Jam's body!
His once pristine and well-kept purple feathers had been replaced with shaggy unkempt brown fur. His red vest was now gone, replaced by a white lab-coat. His beautiful duck-feet were now a second pair of hands, while a tiny pink nose dotted his rather small muzzle. The only part of Felgar that was still truly him was his demonic black eyes. He leapt in the air and attempted to float, only to land on his hairless butt. It would seem that the swap didn't let him keep his powers!
"Looking good there, monkey-boy!" Shouted a voice from above. Felgar looked up and saw Jam floating there in his body. Jam was rocking Felgar's purple feathers and red vest, along with his silver crescent-moon necklace. Jam's very mortal-looking eyes sat above the duck's bill, giving him a strangely likable and merchandisable appearance. Felgar didn't like it one bit!
"Why would you ask permission to swap bodies with me and just steal my body anyways?!" Shouted Felgar. "Well, I wanted to be nice by asking, before stealing it regardless!" Shouted Jam, who continued to hover above the former demon. "Whatever! Just give me body back!"
"I can't just yet!" Exclaimed Jam. Felgar angrily shook his fist at Jam, "Why not?!" Jam floated above Felgar and wiggled his finger around. "Well..." Jam began to say as he worked his demon magic and caused Felgar to disappear with just a wave of his finger.
Felgar reappeared atop a piano in a strange black room. He found that he was laying atop this piano on his stomach, like one of those singing starlets from an old movie. He was still in Jam's body, but his lab-coat had been replaced with a red dress and matching red high-heel shoes. "Dammit, Jam! It's too early in the day for me to cross-dress!"
Felgar shouted as he looked over at the front of the piano. Jam was sitting there in his duck body and began to slowly play the piano with his feathery fingers, "...That's alright! That's alriiiiight, because..."
Suddenly, the lights turned on revealing an assortment of colorful characters! Horseradish the donkey, Meerina the meerkat, Science Saddles the pony (who is the alternate universe version of Jam and also his "sister"), Pheagle the eagle-man, and Dominic the pink husky were all standing there.
"...HE'S YOUR AVERAGE JAAAAAAAAAAAAM!" They all sung in unison while dancing around. Felgar looked around at all the singing anthropomorphic animals around him and turned to look at you, the viewer. "I should've known there would be a reprise..."
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