"Sure, I'll fight a naga. I've fought dragons and snakes before - how difficult could it be?"
Turns out that certain one-legged men are pretty good in ass kicking contests. Took me twenty-three minutes to put this boyo away. Didn't have to change all that much of my moveset seeing as how I usually aim for the head and shoulders... the trouble was getting a hold on the slippery bastard. Which I finally did with one if my patented Saito suplexes. I'm the champ for a reason, baby.
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art by Kenji_Blake
featuring Juantillery
Turns out that certain one-legged men are pretty good in ass kicking contests. Took me twenty-three minutes to put this boyo away. Didn't have to change all that much of my moveset seeing as how I usually aim for the head and shoulders... the trouble was getting a hold on the slippery bastard. Which I finally did with one if my patented Saito suplexes. I'm the champ for a reason, baby.
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art by Kenji_Blake
featuring Juantillery
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Male
Size 880 x 1244px
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Zucca tossed a cold towel around Doc's shoulders as the bruised ferret sat in the corner.
"Okay my friend, I've been watching him. There's *no way* you're gonna throw him off balance. And that tail end may as well be a third arm. I think your best bet-"
Doc wiped his face with the towel. "He's a tough bastard. Good fighter. I've got one move in mind. And I know it's the one you were about to recommend."
"Are you sure?" Zucca asked with a wry grin, wringing the towel out over his head to let the water wash over the ferret's shoulders.
"Suplex. Nothing he's got going can counter it."
"Huh. I guess you've been hanging around me too long!" Zucca laughed.
"Maybe. Let's see if we're right. I clobber this snake and you're buying the victory supper."
"I'll buy a consolation dinner if you lose too."
"Right. But no dessert if I lose."
"Best luck, young lad."
"Thanks old man."
"Okay my friend, I've been watching him. There's *no way* you're gonna throw him off balance. And that tail end may as well be a third arm. I think your best bet-"
Doc wiped his face with the towel. "He's a tough bastard. Good fighter. I've got one move in mind. And I know it's the one you were about to recommend."
"Are you sure?" Zucca asked with a wry grin, wringing the towel out over his head to let the water wash over the ferret's shoulders.
"Suplex. Nothing he's got going can counter it."
"Huh. I guess you've been hanging around me too long!" Zucca laughed.
"Maybe. Let's see if we're right. I clobber this snake and you're buying the victory supper."
"I'll buy a consolation dinner if you lose too."
"Right. But no dessert if I lose."
"Best luck, young lad."
"Thanks old man."
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