Hypothetical:
So, you're a dog. A large dog who can wrestle a horse and win. And you're also at least 50% heck by volume.
Just off-stage, on the right, someone has laid out a delicious charcuterie: a magnificent selection of cured regional specialties ringed with a mouthwatering caprese. And yet, you have been specifically informed this antipasto is for the guests. They are not for the devildog. Unfathomable.
How do you reconcile this betrayal? You call upon millions of years of predatory instincts, drop into a low posture. You slowly, carefully stalk your prey, calculate its weaknesses, wait for the perfect moment... and you strike when that charcuterie is unaware.
It doesn't stand a chance.
Valentin belongs to me
Art is by boilerroo (unaware of an alternate link for the artist)
So, you're a dog. A large dog who can wrestle a horse and win. And you're also at least 50% heck by volume.
Just off-stage, on the right, someone has laid out a delicious charcuterie: a magnificent selection of cured regional specialties ringed with a mouthwatering caprese. And yet, you have been specifically informed this antipasto is for the guests. They are not for the devildog. Unfathomable.
How do you reconcile this betrayal? You call upon millions of years of predatory instincts, drop into a low posture. You slowly, carefully stalk your prey, calculate its weaknesses, wait for the perfect moment... and you strike when that charcuterie is unaware.
It doesn't stand a chance.
Valentin belongs to me
Art is by boilerroo (unaware of an alternate link for the artist)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Hellhound
Gender Any
Size 1771 x 1073px
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