Greetings vic.. respected clients,
Please see the image for a overview of the field trials that were send out or hand delivered after the previous test, you might note that the serums get a extra layer of plastic to keep them save during shipping, and a personalized letter with instructions to ensure that testing in the field is done within established safety parameters.
NoWay -evil laugther- Ceo
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PDF of the letter for easy reading:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/l4nrl8fmg.....etter.pdf?dl=0
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FAQ:
Can you please send me one?!
Sorry, These field trials were just for people I knew personally
Please? ill pay for it!
Again sorry, I don't need the money and making them does take effort that I simply don't want to spend at the moment
Can I print my own? / Can I use your label as a base etc
Yes, by all means make your own versions of it, in the dropbox link below I provided the resources
I like it if you link back to me saying you used it but its not required
Can I print them and sell them
Please don't, you may make your own or make them for your friends but besides paying for materials (label, test tube etc) they should be free
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All Resource files to make your own:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n84m7z5q.....W-jAKl_ta?dl=0
software used to make the label: Brother P-touch
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Extra: Funny story:
During shipping of 1 big envelope with 3 serums in them the address got mixed up, so 1 house somewhere received these without any context of where it came from, I wonder if the Dutch law enforcement picked them up and tested them (I hope so, means they get a few new k9 units for the force)
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(3R)-interleukin-1β somatotropin ursulase Polar Bear (Ursus Maritimus) Warning: Subjects sense of smell range might increase to 1 Km
(3R)-erythrophore-somatotropin ursulase Kodiak bear (Ursus Arctos Middendorffi) Warning: Subjects may have urge to sleep during hibernate season
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate leonase Lion (Panthera Leo) Warning: Keep subjects away from Yarn balls
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Urge to pull sled might be present in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose soccase Sock (Mediis Soccus) Warning: Subjects might experience cottonmouth
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate taurine Dog, Shiba Inu taur (Canis Lupus Hexapoda Familiaris) Warning: Extra Limbs may form with overdose
(3R)-orthorhombic sulfur chupine Cerberus (Canem Custodiae Infernum) Warning: Subject might develop urge to guard gates
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Screaming might occur
(3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Floppy ears might occur in subjects
(3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate rotundase Bat (Desmodus Rotundus) Warning: Subjects might be susceptible to sonar signals
(3R)-myostatin 2β Virgatuspin Erinacine Hedgehog (Erinaceus Europaeus) Warning: Hogging behaviour might develop in subjects
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Corgi (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might require extensive petting
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose soccase Sock (Mediis Soccus) Warning: Subjects might experience cottonmouth
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate Lycanine Wolf (Lycanthropus) Warning: Keep out of direct moonlight
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
(3R)-dicalcium phosphate dehydrate saberine Sabertooth Tiger (Smilodon Populator) Warning: Subjects should be aware of increased dentistry costs
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Shiba Inu (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may pledge allegiance to the legion
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may have increased urge to celebrate Meatoberfest
(3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus vellusine Fluff Dragon (Draco Vellus) Warning: Subjects may develop interest in mangos
(3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus Vulpesase Fox Dragon Wolf Hybrid (Vulpes Vulpes Draco Lupus) Warning: Causes extreme affinity for waffles in some subjects
(3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate Virgoton Opossum (Didelphidae Virginiana) Warning: Subjects might fake death to get out of further testing
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
Please see the image for a overview of the field trials that were send out or hand delivered after the previous test, you might note that the serums get a extra layer of plastic to keep them save during shipping, and a personalized letter with instructions to ensure that testing in the field is done within established safety parameters.
NoWay -evil laugther- Ceo
=======================================================================
PDF of the letter for easy reading:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/l4nrl8fmg.....etter.pdf?dl=0
=======================================================================
FAQ:
Can you please send me one?!
Sorry, These field trials were just for people I knew personally
Please? ill pay for it!
Again sorry, I don't need the money and making them does take effort that I simply don't want to spend at the moment
Can I print my own? / Can I use your label as a base etc
Yes, by all means make your own versions of it, in the dropbox link below I provided the resources
I like it if you link back to me saying you used it but its not required
Can I print them and sell them
Please don't, you may make your own or make them for your friends but besides paying for materials (label, test tube etc) they should be free
=======================================================================
All Resource files to make your own:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n84m7z5q.....W-jAKl_ta?dl=0
software used to make the label: Brother P-touch
=======================================================================
Extra: Funny story:
During shipping of 1 big envelope with 3 serums in them the address got mixed up, so 1 house somewhere received these without any context of where it came from, I wonder if the Dutch law enforcement picked them up and tested them (I hope so, means they get a few new k9 units for the force)
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(3R)-interleukin-1β somatotropin ursulase Polar Bear (Ursus Maritimus) Warning: Subjects sense of smell range might increase to 1 Km
(3R)-erythrophore-somatotropin ursulase Kodiak bear (Ursus Arctos Middendorffi) Warning: Subjects may have urge to sleep during hibernate season
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate leonase Lion (Panthera Leo) Warning: Keep subjects away from Yarn balls
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Urge to pull sled might be present in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose soccase Sock (Mediis Soccus) Warning: Subjects might experience cottonmouth
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate taurine Dog, Shiba Inu taur (Canis Lupus Hexapoda Familiaris) Warning: Extra Limbs may form with overdose
(3R)-orthorhombic sulfur chupine Cerberus (Canem Custodiae Infernum) Warning: Subject might develop urge to guard gates
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Screaming might occur
(3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Floppy ears might occur in subjects
(3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate rotundase Bat (Desmodus Rotundus) Warning: Subjects might be susceptible to sonar signals
(3R)-myostatin 2β Virgatuspin Erinacine Hedgehog (Erinaceus Europaeus) Warning: Hogging behaviour might develop in subjects
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Corgi (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might require extensive petting
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose soccase Sock (Mediis Soccus) Warning: Subjects might experience cottonmouth
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate Lycanine Wolf (Lycanthropus) Warning: Keep out of direct moonlight
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
(3R)-dicalcium phosphate dehydrate saberine Sabertooth Tiger (Smilodon Populator) Warning: Subjects should be aware of increased dentistry costs
(3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Shiba Inu (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may pledge allegiance to the legion
(3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may have increased urge to celebrate Meatoberfest
(3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus vellusine Fluff Dragon (Draco Vellus) Warning: Subjects may develop interest in mangos
(3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus Vulpesase Fox Dragon Wolf Hybrid (Vulpes Vulpes Draco Lupus) Warning: Causes extreme affinity for waffles in some subjects
(3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate Virgoton Opossum (Didelphidae Virginiana) Warning: Subjects might fake death to get out of further testing
(3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
Category Other / Transformation
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
Size 1600 x 1508px
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This is a really fun idea! Hope you had fun making them for people!
Er...well, not people anymore I suppose.
Er...well, not people anymore I suppose.
It was a lot of fun, I think all TF-fans would enjoy getting a letter like this in the mail, those that got send per mail were not told before hand what i was sending so extra fun :)
Oooh I really like this idea ;3 Would be kinda weird if I found that in the mail. Would probably enjoy that though.
Excellent work doctor. I expect there will be a follow-up report on how the test subjects are doing?
Thank you, I promise you that if ill hear back from the test subjects that ill update you on the matter, or of course in the event that the retrieval team was needed but of course that is doubtful
Husky should be 'May cause excessive drama-queening in subject'.
check #573-32c on the other listing ;) its a little shorter but the warning is valid
my question is what would happen to someone if they took two different ones at once
Well we had a few other subjects ask this, test results are still a bit unclear
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