Uncalled for.

Good to have you back boxycannon. I was starting to worry.

Good luck with that.

1 life, we'll lose the last one, bad ending guys.

Yeah, this is really tricky

I'm surprised I called it... Even though it can't be considered a trap, but rather bad luck (Or good luck, depending on perspectives)

:( Jingle nooooo

I’m 50% sure you won’t actually give us the bad ending, it’s all for tension purposes, and you’ll find a way to give us more chances because I’m sure the cyoa and polls are giving you a lot of donations and patrons on Patreon. If it’s making you money, I wouldn’t see why you should cut it off. I could be wrong though.

The adventure indeed ends when all lives are lost. Though, there are details to this I'm omitting.

Ducts seem to be get the better of us everytime. Not that I can argue with the results though.

*Facepalms.*

Stupid locked doors.

Even at the very end, she still rhymes. What a trooper.

Ah yes. Doing the same thing we did way back, and expecting a different result.

Brilliant.

wa?

Can't go wrong looking pink, I totally agree~

The lesson of the day?
When AverageFanEnjoyer has a hunch, YOU LISTEN TO IT.

Indeed. There was in fact no correct choice in the last part. The first mistake was entering the duct, which your hunch told you not to do.

Wait, why even give us a choice afterwards then? Was it just a trick to get us to lower our guard?

Dude, I gave up trying to question Ozone’s terrible writing.
Just accept it’s not gonna make sense and lead us on, and just rely on hunches I guess lol.

I'd like to see you go more than 1 or 2 parts without saying his writing is terrible. Is that too much to ask?

It is, though? The story is convoluted and has dragged on much too far (this was supposed to be done before Christmas, mind you), the rooms are abysmally planned out, the puzzles are nonexistent and more based on guesswork than logical reasoning, and to top it all off, the Spark Suit exists, which was such a powerful item that Ozone literally had to punish us for spamming it and then take it away by giving us the option to swap to Jingle, knowing full well we would.

Mind you, I’ve also said nothing about how bad Ozone’s writing was these past 2 parts, so you’ve made your own damn point moot.

Do you think he appreciates it though? I know I wouldn't. You could at least try to be the tiniest bit constructive about it, rather than just tearing him down every chance you get.

Ozone’s fine with it.
He’s had worse.

I certainly wouldn't accept that as a response if I was him, but I've been under a lot of stress, so my nerves are razor thin. Either way, please try to be more constructive in the future.

Yeah yeah I'm fine with AFE's go offs. After all, we can all see these "issues" he's been having only materialized after he screwed up on his first day of being an official agent. Nevertheless he's a splendid agent, as evidenced by his keen intuition and handling of this room.

Destruction 100

If you don't get it, it's an Elder Scrolls reference/meme.

Well we didn't know which way you guys would ultimately. The two game overs were very different and also reveal different information.

So we would've learned something different if we turned back? Interesting.

So the vent is a bust, but at least we got to see Jingle show her goods! Silver lining!

Tell Ozone’s Patrons that. I’ve been secretly choosing the right ones for the most part.

I've been right most of the time as well, but admittedly, I would've also landed us ass-first in this guaranteed game over.

I wouldn't be suprised if some intentionally went for game overs. After all this looks like the kind of material to attract the horny.

Oof not looking good for finishing the campaign, at least her boogie design is cool? 😅

Silver linings, right?

I suppose? Also if we actually do lose for reals, we get boogie themed commissions sooner maybe? fingers crossed we might be able to drag these battered agents across the finish line though

We'll find out.

Boogie-themed commissions are slated for the fall season.

We're probably just going to get a bunch more lives again anyway

NO! not Jester!

i've come to enjoy wrong choices cause i get to see that one idiot repeatedly lose their shit in the comments, im suprised this is the only time they managed to get their comment removed lmao.

they had like 8 removed last time and got suspended (this time the moderation was much less lenient it seems, dude needs to chill, it's only a "game" )

"It's only a game", you sir, are the worst kind of quest gamer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdU2mwcUzcg

just a game, pha, words fail to describe accurately how much I distain that tired old line. So I will let a video do it instead.

Is that modern gaming slop supposed to be touching.

Here, I'll cover this: https://youtu.be/1HCPd9yBnbY?t=500

i just like it when the fox girl in the tight suit is in trouble.
people seem to get irrationally angry or debative over what seems to me as a bit of fun.

This isn't really like that though, it's not that heavy of a narrative and it's not even really canon. this is like, failing a quick-time event, and you get punished with...fan-service more or less? the symbiote stuck to the characters tends to kind of accentuate the host's curviest assets so it's not even that bad XD.

Also since TLoUS2 was in that montage, I'll mention that while I was disgusted at Neil Druckman's unpalatable narrative diarrhea and the blatant shoving of his fucked up gender studies fan-fiction into a formerly vibrant and relatable video-game series, I never got as hostile or heated as you got here for something that was far more pointed & nasty towards myself and 95% of all other gamers.

If you think why I put was nasty and heated, then you my good man, need to visit more places on the internet. In any case your entitled to your opinion no matter how wrong it is, simple as that. I've said all I have to say on that matter.

Obviously I meant relatively speaking, this is furaffinity not 4chan after all. Ultimately doesn’t matter what I think, the moderation team set the tone of what’s considered “nasty” (as you no doubt have experienced firsthand at least 2x now lol)

Well given my original comment has not been removed, you should probably check your assumptions xylem. But since you are choosing to be overtly antagonistic I think our conversation has run it's course. Besides we have an new update to dwell on and decide what the best choice is.

oh yes, of course when I made the implication of removed comments I was making a conjecture to a hypothetical alternate universe where since you were the only one replying to me in a defense of "boxycanyon" (or however you spell the name of that user who keeps getting B& hammered by admins) is that you were in fact them on another account. of course in that purely hypothetical scenario that would be "ban evasion" and result in harsher penalties, but surely no one would act in such flagrant disregard of FA's rules right?

Not only are you wrong, but you are hilariously wrong, all you have to do it look at my account see the join date, and you'll realize that. Frankly I find the assumption that because I have no pic and am not an artist or writer I "must" be an alt account. You'd shown what "character" you have and frankly I find it wanting.

whatever you say buddy I ain't no snitch so rock on 👍

Well one more game over and this farce ends, my only regret Ozone, was not leaving that first time and sticking it out to see this sorry outcome. But hey maybe my view will be proven wrong and anon's will be able to pull a good ending out of there ass like our main character deserves, but I don't believe that. I am just ready for this long suffering disappointment to end, however it may.

No, we go on on the 0th life. It will take two more game overs to bring about the end.

Then I suppose there is a dim and guttering spark of hope, but I know that hope will only end in disappointment. Guess am a fool with a lost cause because I'm still around.

Yup. You missed your chance to get out while you can.

YOU DENSE POTATO WEDGES