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Letters to Super C: #21
To the mighty Cat of Steel, SuperCat
Dear Sir:
Do you find it irritating that your top two recruits, Cripto and Leo the Patriotic Lion, are getting fan mail with questions they should not be asking because it tempts them to dwell on their pasts? I think my brother wrote one to Leo not too long ago asking why CNG was going about brainwashing us into obeying Leo to the last letter, or dying as punishment. He mentioned that CNG had turned his next door neighbor from a human being into a cheetah. (He and I have been black leopards, or panthers, from the start, though.) His cousin was still a human being, though, and just to confirm, he was working at a Walmart until he got fired for an altercation with another associate who was guilty of harrassing him, and that other associate is now spending the rest of his life in solitary confinement (although there were multiple reasons for that). Spoiler alert: that Walmart closed down forever, and now it's a Baptist church. There really was no better thing it could become, and the building looks so much better since it became a church; everything about it from the electrical wiring and plumbing to the technology got a long-needed update.
Yet it has become public knowledge that there are a group of people who keep writing to your two recruits (or possibly some of your other recruits also) about their pasts. Is it because enquiring minds want to know, even though the National Enquirer has gone out of business forever? Do these people act as their own paparazzi? Why is this happening? They're just asking for trouble, and by my beliefs, if they don't cut it out, they're going to get it! I may just be being too judgmental, though, but it's bugging me for some reason.
Still, I thank you for letting me write to you, and I promise to let you handle this issue.
Sincerely yours,
Fredrick I. Stafford, age 37 (black leopard)
Grand Prairie, Texas, USA
Super C's response:
Dear Fredrick:
I do appreciate your concerns about my recruits, but it really is best if you let me handle it and just focus on your own life. However, I can tell you that we are having troubles with fan mail. It's not just Leo and Cripto, but the two of them do get the most fan mail out of any of my recruits. Leo has indeed had many letters asking questions about his past, particularly about the bellowing he did and why CNG was trying to make him dictator of the entire world. (He has earned the title of Galactic Emperor of the Universe, but he doesn't actually rule the universe. People just acted as if he did.) Cripto has likewise had many people asking him about his late but controversial maternal grandmother, Chloe Clements, because she tried to control his life from start to finish, when she clearly couldn't even run her own. (She also twisted the Bible's doctrines out of context just to match it the way she wanted, which is why people hated her so much.)
However, my other recruits are having problems with this as well. Doughty Dog has people asking about why CNG had made him a charlatan superhero until the dragon that is now the Dragon of Destiny exposed him as a fake. (He unconsciously stole a plot element from an episode of "The Powerpuff Girls," in which a charlatan superhero was setting up his own disaster so he could go in, save everybody, and win all the fame and glory. The dog was doing the same thing. However, the Supreme Court has announced he has been exonerated of any wrongdoing because CNG had been controlling him, just as it was controlling Leo to some extent. Leo has also been exonerated.)
If it makes you feel better, though, my recruits have the good sense to talk to me about some of these letters, and if I allow a response, I have to approve it before they write it, although I'll sometimes advise them on how to reply. Not all questions are worth a reply, though, because to reply to some of them would violate the G-52 Code of Conduct (and because a handful of the G-52s are also Drumbums, to do so would also violate the Drumbum Code of Honor, which Snare Soldier based on our Code of Conduct; the Code, in turn, was based on the Bible's principles and Ten Commandments).
As for why the public is doing this, I'm not entirely sure, but my theory is that some of these people who write such letters that I do not approve for a response letter are these same people that used to work for said tabloids. Then Leo got elected because the humans would not trust their own kind anymore, and hey, presto; they all go out of business forever, just like that. Well, almost; People Magazine still exists, but the last time those people spoke to me, they said they publish so few unconfirmed rumors, if any, and instead rely on scoops that have been spoon-fed by publicists. However, they promised to leave the G-52s alone, because they know we do not take too kindly to invasion of privacy. (They also confessed to being sore afraid of Leo, even after he quit all the bellowing.)
As for the ones I do approve, these folks do not work for the former tabloids. They instead share genuine concerns about us and our well-being, and they're wanting to know the real truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I still ask my recruits to ask them to be mindful of their questions, because they all are giving the temptation for us to dwell on the past, which is not allowed in the G-52 organization (and our allies cannot do it either). I do admit some are tougher decisions than others. In the end, I think long and hard about it, because even I get the occasional letter that asks me about my past and tempts me to dwell on it.
Your brother's letter was one I looked at before I approved it and advised Leo on how to reply to it. It didn't surprise me to discover that this particular Walmart had closed down, but I don't think the company itself is disappearing anytime soon. It just seems to be gaining back all the competition that it once was driving out (or so people claimed), but the last Walmart manager I spoke to said the company wasn't trying to gain a monopoly. It was just trying to keep up with its closest competitor, who really is winning the retail battle as we speak. That competitor is Amazon. (I buy stuff off them all the time, especially in regards to the gyms I own and operate.)
Hope that helped; if not, let me know what I missed. Also, thanks for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Simon Corrineson, a.k.a. SuperCat, the Cat of Steel
Commander-in-Chief of the G-52 Organization
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Letters to Super C: #21
To the mighty Cat of Steel, SuperCat
Dear Sir:
Do you find it irritating that your top two recruits, Cripto and Leo the Patriotic Lion, are getting fan mail with questions they should not be asking because it tempts them to dwell on their pasts? I think my brother wrote one to Leo not too long ago asking why CNG was going about brainwashing us into obeying Leo to the last letter, or dying as punishment. He mentioned that CNG had turned his next door neighbor from a human being into a cheetah. (He and I have been black leopards, or panthers, from the start, though.) His cousin was still a human being, though, and just to confirm, he was working at a Walmart until he got fired for an altercation with another associate who was guilty of harrassing him, and that other associate is now spending the rest of his life in solitary confinement (although there were multiple reasons for that). Spoiler alert: that Walmart closed down forever, and now it's a Baptist church. There really was no better thing it could become, and the building looks so much better since it became a church; everything about it from the electrical wiring and plumbing to the technology got a long-needed update.
Yet it has become public knowledge that there are a group of people who keep writing to your two recruits (or possibly some of your other recruits also) about their pasts. Is it because enquiring minds want to know, even though the National Enquirer has gone out of business forever? Do these people act as their own paparazzi? Why is this happening? They're just asking for trouble, and by my beliefs, if they don't cut it out, they're going to get it! I may just be being too judgmental, though, but it's bugging me for some reason.
Still, I thank you for letting me write to you, and I promise to let you handle this issue.
Sincerely yours,
Fredrick I. Stafford, age 37 (black leopard)
Grand Prairie, Texas, USA
Super C's response:
Dear Fredrick:
I do appreciate your concerns about my recruits, but it really is best if you let me handle it and just focus on your own life. However, I can tell you that we are having troubles with fan mail. It's not just Leo and Cripto, but the two of them do get the most fan mail out of any of my recruits. Leo has indeed had many letters asking questions about his past, particularly about the bellowing he did and why CNG was trying to make him dictator of the entire world. (He has earned the title of Galactic Emperor of the Universe, but he doesn't actually rule the universe. People just acted as if he did.) Cripto has likewise had many people asking him about his late but controversial maternal grandmother, Chloe Clements, because she tried to control his life from start to finish, when she clearly couldn't even run her own. (She also twisted the Bible's doctrines out of context just to match it the way she wanted, which is why people hated her so much.)
However, my other recruits are having problems with this as well. Doughty Dog has people asking about why CNG had made him a charlatan superhero until the dragon that is now the Dragon of Destiny exposed him as a fake. (He unconsciously stole a plot element from an episode of "The Powerpuff Girls," in which a charlatan superhero was setting up his own disaster so he could go in, save everybody, and win all the fame and glory. The dog was doing the same thing. However, the Supreme Court has announced he has been exonerated of any wrongdoing because CNG had been controlling him, just as it was controlling Leo to some extent. Leo has also been exonerated.)
If it makes you feel better, though, my recruits have the good sense to talk to me about some of these letters, and if I allow a response, I have to approve it before they write it, although I'll sometimes advise them on how to reply. Not all questions are worth a reply, though, because to reply to some of them would violate the G-52 Code of Conduct (and because a handful of the G-52s are also Drumbums, to do so would also violate the Drumbum Code of Honor, which Snare Soldier based on our Code of Conduct; the Code, in turn, was based on the Bible's principles and Ten Commandments).
As for why the public is doing this, I'm not entirely sure, but my theory is that some of these people who write such letters that I do not approve for a response letter are these same people that used to work for said tabloids. Then Leo got elected because the humans would not trust their own kind anymore, and hey, presto; they all go out of business forever, just like that. Well, almost; People Magazine still exists, but the last time those people spoke to me, they said they publish so few unconfirmed rumors, if any, and instead rely on scoops that have been spoon-fed by publicists. However, they promised to leave the G-52s alone, because they know we do not take too kindly to invasion of privacy. (They also confessed to being sore afraid of Leo, even after he quit all the bellowing.)
As for the ones I do approve, these folks do not work for the former tabloids. They instead share genuine concerns about us and our well-being, and they're wanting to know the real truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I still ask my recruits to ask them to be mindful of their questions, because they all are giving the temptation for us to dwell on the past, which is not allowed in the G-52 organization (and our allies cannot do it either). I do admit some are tougher decisions than others. In the end, I think long and hard about it, because even I get the occasional letter that asks me about my past and tempts me to dwell on it.
Your brother's letter was one I looked at before I approved it and advised Leo on how to reply to it. It didn't surprise me to discover that this particular Walmart had closed down, but I don't think the company itself is disappearing anytime soon. It just seems to be gaining back all the competition that it once was driving out (or so people claimed), but the last Walmart manager I spoke to said the company wasn't trying to gain a monopoly. It was just trying to keep up with its closest competitor, who really is winning the retail battle as we speak. That competitor is Amazon. (I buy stuff off them all the time, especially in regards to the gyms I own and operate.)
Hope that helped; if not, let me know what I missed. Also, thanks for writing to me.
Yours truly,
Simon Corrineson, a.k.a. SuperCat, the Cat of Steel
Commander-in-Chief of the G-52 Organization
Super C's twenty-first letter, acknowledging a now-too-common problem the organization is having regarding its fan mail.
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Chuong: Oh the whole thing with CNG getting Americans to obey Leo as if he was their dictator. In Vietnam, though Luong has significant power in our government, he's made reforms that delegated our powers and allowed more rights in Vietnam. Luong has been actively trying to be against what CNG wants Leo to be to his fellow Americans; a lion dictator whose words are law. I wonder how Ugandans see Lyle.
Frank S.: The most precious and richest lion ever in Uganda. He may continue to live poor, yet he has everything in the universe.
Armenak: Huh? I was expecting a lot of CNG-related letters arriving to Levon. Ever since the Age of Enlightenment, governments enacted more secular policies to promote equality and fairness. Then came the pagan revivalist movements for the world today. If CNG was presumed to kill those outside the Christian faith, what was happening with them since the Age of Enlightenment?
Chuong: I'll take a wild guess and say that scientists since then were catching up to CNG's purposes before its recent demise.
Frank S.: The most precious and richest lion ever in Uganda. He may continue to live poor, yet he has everything in the universe.
Armenak: Huh? I was expecting a lot of CNG-related letters arriving to Levon. Ever since the Age of Enlightenment, governments enacted more secular policies to promote equality and fairness. Then came the pagan revivalist movements for the world today. If CNG was presumed to kill those outside the Christian faith, what was happening with them since the Age of Enlightenment?
Chuong: I'll take a wild guess and say that scientists since then were catching up to CNG's purposes before its recent demise.
Levon: I have been getting CNG-related letters; I just haven't shared with them the public yet. We know CNG waited until humans reached what God considers to be the age of accountability, when one is able to tell right from wrong, before it killed them.
Leo: Don't forget, though, that it was not just me. All my parallels had the same phenomenon going until CNG's demise; it's why the Canadians had such a guilty conscience after the elections, and so when came time to vote in the emergency case, they put Levi back in office.
Levi: They did, but I only won that one by 106 votes. It would have been Courtney otherwise.
Leo: Oh, that's true.
Super C: *to Armenak* CNG also spared those who were Jewish, just so you know. However, it wanted to kill the humans before they became either one. So if somebody was Jewish, and had survived to the point they have their bar mitzvah (or bah mitzvah), then it let them live.
Crush: Which illustrates all the double standards CNG was trying to enact, even though it was getting deadlier and deadlier all the time. In the end, the only thing that could beat it was itself, and it did.
Leo: Don't forget, though, that it was not just me. All my parallels had the same phenomenon going until CNG's demise; it's why the Canadians had such a guilty conscience after the elections, and so when came time to vote in the emergency case, they put Levi back in office.
Levi: They did, but I only won that one by 106 votes. It would have been Courtney otherwise.
Leo: Oh, that's true.
Super C: *to Armenak* CNG also spared those who were Jewish, just so you know. However, it wanted to kill the humans before they became either one. So if somebody was Jewish, and had survived to the point they have their bar mitzvah (or bah mitzvah), then it let them live.
Crush: Which illustrates all the double standards CNG was trying to enact, even though it was getting deadlier and deadlier all the time. In the end, the only thing that could beat it was itself, and it did.
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