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After blasting Pipi the now Huge Hamster into space I thought my troubles were over, or so I thought- this when things got interesting,  GIR showed me the surveillance video from 2 nights before, nothing seems to show up so I yelled at him- then he paused the video -

Looking at the Paused Surveillance video screen

GIR couldn't contain his happiness " I think someone except Dib is watching! " he starts to run around
Here we go, I snapped " GIR! We're into enemy grounds! And you think they just want to be friends!?" I sign , trying to keep my focus
GIR says in a sad tone " but the blue hair girl seems harmless...besides-"
I silence him " I don't want another word about it- find a way to eliminate the threat while I deal with Dib and the Skool -" I growl
GIR stays in silence,  he puts on his dog suit and gets out ,  sits in the garden looking around
I needed a better look at the footage,  so I thought " my ship's computer can analyze it better ..." I got into the Porta-trashcan and head down.

Computer room

Computer seemed to take longer to analyze it but gets an answer " Apparently the Human girl was just curious- she left after possibly hearing your evil plot -"
I sign " Fine! I guess we have to keep playing the " quiet game" , follow around, be careful,  make sure they fall into our trap..hehe ! I'm a genius "
Computer beeps shut
I headed upstairs again, seeing what's the next day plan " a math test- pff, easy, Humans have Civilization 1 knowledge- it will be easy as- a sound interrupts my monolog,  I see GIR rushing inside
GIR panting " DIB'S HERE! It wasn't the Pizz man!"
I activated the security system " he'll go away ! " I was to moody to bother kicking him out of my lawn, so I went to rest, to much to think and deal rather than GIR's problems

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Skool street

I was walking around,  looking for something to delay the test, I wanted information on Dib, ways to crush his brain, then focus on Operation Doom phase 1 - so an idea came, the Teachers room, holds all their equipment and test machines, all I needed was to break into the Student Records room next to it. Genius...so I enter trough the vents , kinda low for my skills and awesomeness!  But it worked- I took the small compartment from inside the printer,  the ink storage- then I was out,  waiting in the halls, I see Dib, fanatically running around,  going towards- the Blue hair girl and what's seems to be her Red version copy...then I remembered,  she was outside my base too...maybe I'll need information on her too- I enter the room, I go through various files till I stumble across Dib's " Name " Dib Membrane,  Age :12 , Personality: weirdo and a lunatic  conspiracy theorist- ( no kidding I said) favourite subject: Science - Less favourite subject: Art " this were good clues, now I found a way to ruin his favourite subject!  Then I knew I had to look for the other potential enemy - the Blue Hair girl .... I stumbled across many Skoolkids files till I found hers.. the picture- then I remembered!  " first day at Skool, she was the freak that kept looking at  me than most other children" I said, I looked at the info - Name " Christina Ladog , Age: 12 , Personality: Alien and Space enthusiast - wait " Alien and Space enthusiast?" I said...this stayed in my mind as a running question for a bit- then caring on " favourite subject: Art - less favourite subject: Math " ... I stayed silent- what's with the " Alien and Space enthusiast?" Then I rushed off, class time was almost there- so I stepped out, walking along the hallway as if nothing happened


Ms.Bitters Classroom , 2 minutes before test

Kids going to their seats, one calls or greeds another
I sit in peace , thinking " Alien and Space enthusiast..."
Sara jumps and says " indeed!  And we all know Ms.Bitters is never late! That means..."
The Keef kid said  " MAYBE SHE'S HAVING A SICK DAY -"
Then Dib says" I'm telling you- Zim must have doen something to her- she's mind wiped!  Brainwashed,  maybe she's just..gone-"
I say while putting my feet on the desk  " why would I kidnapped the Teacher if I wanted to miss a test...Dib?" I wanted to tone the "Dib" , give him fear 
Teacher comes in
Ms.Bitters shows up , with papers in her hands " I apologize class, the printer had some ink problems-"
I grin in the phase,  only if she knew !
Dib jumps off his seat " Ha! I knew it! You're behind this Zim!" He points
at me, I've  got annoyed but won't answer, I want him to suffer, besides he'll look stupid since the others don't believe him
Ms.Bitters passes on  the papers " read the equations carefully,  remember what you've been taught...and...please whoever wants to have a pre-test mental breakdown, step outside- we won't have disturbance in class " she gets back to her desk
Ms.Bitters yells at the class" AND NO QUESTIONS! "
All gasp , except me..." I know what I'm doind" I'm saying to myself, heh I'm awesome!

During the test

It was possibly the easiest thing I've ever done in my life, even a newly hatched Irken smeet could solve  this without their PAK installed- this when I heard noice, we Ikrens can sense or " hear" noices beyond most lowly evolved lifeforms , it was an annoying teeth grinding noice, a pencil tapping- I turn to see who's doing this awful fuss - it was the Blue hair girl - she seems to have what Ms.Bitters calls a " mental breakdown " pff,humans, their fragile little brains can't handle baby equations - her Red hair copy- seems to try to calm her...she turns around to my direction- her face has changed color,  red "...hm..since when humans change colors" I thought- I've gotta make it a note. She looks at me shocked,  then turns to her copy - " fear ...I sence.."  I thought- but something was off, she was pointing at some weird shapes on her paper,  I trying to look but the angle of her arm blocked it - Ms.Bitters heads their way " finally,  some destruction.." I say , this when things started to get interesting-

Ms. Bitters snatched the kids paper " I say SOLVE equations- not vandalize them with idiotic shapes that are CLEARLY  not numbers!"
The class seems stunned- then they all laugh
The blue hair girl says " please Ms.Bitters,  put it down, i- I,ca,can- re- rewrite-te it...a-again-" she trembles
I'm confused
Ms.Bitters seems mad as my  boss back in my previous job- " And what is this- " she turns the paper and looks at it
I try to take a peek but she holds it to their side - Dib looks at me with fury
Dib " I'm finished Ms.Bitte-" couldn't finish his phase
Ms.Bitters yells out " is that the new kid Ms. Christina?! " Then she turns the paper to my view - I said to myself in shock " ITS ME?!"
the girl falls to her knees " Please Ms.Bitters!  I'm begging you dont-"
Ms.Bitters in anger while walking towards my side " WHAT?! If you have something with this kid better say it "
I'm shocked- possibly all noticed,  it broke off my " chill" look
All kids seem shocked too..but not in a way of fear
Ms.Bitters then says while looking at the girl " if you have a crush for Zim this is not the day to show it"
All class laughs,  maniacally,  while pointing the the girl
I'm stunned, my jaw dropped " what's a crush ?" I thought
The girl falls to the floor covering her face, now turning more red
The Red hair girl says in fury " HEY! Knock it off yall!"
Ms.Bitters backs away " Christina- "
The girl said in fear " oh... dookie!"
Dib pops up to Ms.Bitters desk  " Ms.Bitters I think the girl is in danger!"
Ms.Bitters in awe " and why is that Dib? "
Dib trying to look as real as possible " SHES BEEN BRAINWASHED BY ZIM" he points at me , now I'm getting angry
I say " why would I do that to a clearly  not smart enough kid?" I sit down
The girl gets up in sadness " Ms.Bitters say the words..."
Ms.Bitters smirked " DETENTION! "  she gets up and starts to collect the other kids papers " I hope you'll get this lesson well Ms. Christina,  plenty of time to think about it while in detention ... and say sorry to the poor kid- he's possibly confused by your action"
She was right, I am confused
The girl walks away
Class sits down quickly
Ms.Bitters says " whoever decides to do a hideous act like that will also follow up with detention - " she sits and starts to look at the papers
I keep my cool, then I look around
Red hair girl looks at me with anger, like it's my fault her ...whatever it is did an awful act on my behalf-

I know in Skool I won't find answers, I need to get to Base and look at what my research has to say...till then I'll have to  get along with the rest of the day -

Zim's base , living room 

GIR siting on the couch " are you alright? " he says
I circle around , like a space blob trapped in a cage " why this happened? "
GIR trying to look pass me, oh he's watching TV
I keep walking around " why would a human draw some pictures of  me?
GIR let's some frustration " eh..I'm trynna watch-"
I yell out " COMPUTER!  What's an enthusiast? "
Computer beeps open " a person who is very interested in and involved with a particular subject , activity or person"
I thought well, then " so it's a short of a "Fan" ?"
Computer grunts " sir- I think it's more than a -
GIR starts to yell " YOUUUU BLOCKING THE SHOW IM WATCHING! AAHHHHH"
I yell at him " GIR! This is important research- we can't know if this..Christina human girl is enemy or something else- "
GIR leaves disappoint,  I must think
Computer beeps " sir - may we continue? "
I nod then say " Computer- what's a crush?"
Computer " I seem confused- are you referring to the  word "crash" or "crunch "?
He didn't get it right " Crush not Crash! With a U" I shrug
Computer seemed happy "a strong feeling of romantic love for someone that is usually not expressed "
Not sure what to say but i did say something "I think what you meant is- fear of my awesomeness and might!"
Computer beeps angrily " sir- what i did say is that crush is- a strong feeling of romantic love for s-"
I'm not feeling this conversation is going somewhere " Computer , shut down"
Computer shuts down, turns back to TV channels
GIR shows up and sits on the couch to watch
I got to my lab, I need to think by my own

Zim's lab , midnight

What if- what the computer said was right- no its not, humans aren't capable of "loving" I said ironically,  I've forgotten that word - first time as a smeet, I've been  swearing myself to never say it again, yet I did- my foolishness.  Humans only feel, fear, anger and maybe a hint of cleverness- not like the Irkens - we are beyond them! And so is our Universal conquest!  I sat down, fixing up a new gadget that would defeat Dib or whoever tries to ruin my plan - yet my mind was off, again stupid questions,  I need an advice- so I tried to log in into a Transmission- the Almighty Tallest must be wondering about my progress,  problem is Transmission didn't go through- "this planet " I said " so important yet so far from our grid!" An hour passed of me trying to get signal through- GIR's TV show was also blocking it " ugh  GGIIIRRR SHUT THE TV AND COME AND HELP ME-" no answer,  his stupid code!  Earth's magnetic field must have effected it, gotta fix that too at some point - maybe all I need is some rest

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I couldn't sleep, again same questions pop up- maybe I was hungry- so I went to the fridge,  apparently the tasty Ikren- sealed sandwich did  a bit of it's job but didn't silence my curiosity- I tried to get my mind off , nothing works, not even GIR's stupid night- singing- I had to get to the bottom of this " Okay Zim! Think! Think with your superior mind! Is she an enemy?  No...or else she would back up Dib- she's definitely not a spy of his..." Alien enthusiast " is...she...a fan?...well she was looking at me in awe, not like the others- she likes space- which could...COULLDDDD mean...she admires me?"

My mind found the solution- but only time would tell... maybe it's time to study a Human specimen- maybe she knows about the Planet's ways of destruction- yes...yes..I like that plan ...Zim your a genius!