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DK's Rivalry?
"Forget it, Funky. I'm not interested in some silly rivalry with you," Donkey Kong, the leader of the Kongs said. "This is child's play and I'm not a child."
"But aren't you and Mario are rivals since you first met?" Funky replied. "Wrong. Mario's my friend. Sure, we don't see eye to eye, but that doesn't mean we're rivals." DK chews on a banana. "It's not my thing." DK doesn't see himself as a type of Kong who is a rival or be a rival towards to someone. He hates competing against his friends. He just wanna have fun. "If Candy asked, I will say 'No, I won't be competing for your affection. It would be so weird.' And totally stupid. I should know." Funky looked disappointed. He expected his buddy to be confident and brave against Kremlings. "That's a shame, dude. Speaking of Candy, do you think I have a shot with her?" DK rolled his eyes "I'm not going to entertain that question, Funky. You should try it for yourself. Anyways, I'm off for a nap. Bye." DK left to his home. Meanwhile, Funky decided to impress Candy with his skills. Apparently, she took a liking to him. Unbeknownst to DK, he is unaware that Funky would show him up. But he wouldn't care. Not once. Unlike Funky, DK is a slacker who prefers a laid-back lifestyle.
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DK's Rivalry?
"Forget it, Funky. I'm not interested in some silly rivalry with you," Donkey Kong, the leader of the Kongs said. "This is child's play and I'm not a child."
"But aren't you and Mario are rivals since you first met?" Funky replied. "Wrong. Mario's my friend. Sure, we don't see eye to eye, but that doesn't mean we're rivals." DK chews on a banana. "It's not my thing." DK doesn't see himself as a type of Kong who is a rival or be a rival towards to someone. He hates competing against his friends. He just wanna have fun. "If Candy asked, I will say 'No, I won't be competing for your affection. It would be so weird.' And totally stupid. I should know." Funky looked disappointed. He expected his buddy to be confident and brave against Kremlings. "That's a shame, dude. Speaking of Candy, do you think I have a shot with her?" DK rolled his eyes "I'm not going to entertain that question, Funky. You should try it for yourself. Anyways, I'm off for a nap. Bye." DK left to his home. Meanwhile, Funky decided to impress Candy with his skills. Apparently, she took a liking to him. Unbeknownst to DK, he is unaware that Funky would show him up. But he wouldn't care. Not once. Unlike Funky, DK is a slacker who prefers a laid-back lifestyle.
Short story involving the prime primate Donkey Kong. DK hates competition and refused to be a rival towards others. He isn't going to do it to win Candy's affections. He wants to have fun being a lazy slacker.
Category Story / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
Size 50 x 50px
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