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Letters to the Mighty Mongrel: #2
Mighty Mongrel is fluent in English and Spanish, so no translations were needed.
Dear Mighty Mongrel:
Once upon a time, Lazaro the Bolivarian Lion was a restaurant owner here in the United States. I just wish I knew he was Leo's Venezuelan parallel sooner (or even the fact Leo had parallels of him; their ultimate destiny was ruling the nations of our world, one way or another). Even I thought Hugo Chavez had killed him, but as it turned out, he miraculously escaped. I was curious as to know how you felt about knowing that he's alive, as well as the fact he's working to restructure your currency to equal ours. Prior to that, last I checked, it took 87,889,500 bolivars to pay for what $25 here in America could buy. That's nuts!
I also thought I'd get in touch with you because 1) my family also immigrated to the US from Venezuela, although at this point, we're never leaving the US, and 2) I happen to own the restaurant Lazaro once owned. (Say hello to the UN1024s from Venezuela for me as well, would you?) I was sad to see him go, but his nation needed him more than ever, and now he's making it great again, just as Leo made America great again.
Thanks for letting me write to you.
Sincerely yours,
Alejandro Gomez, age 38 (human being)
Miami, Florida, USA
Mighty Mongrel's response:
Dear Alejandro:
Discovering Lazaro exists was one of the happiest days of my life. Hugo Chavez must be rolling in his grave right now, because hwe went around bragging that he defeated all his opponents, and one of the most vocal opponents of him was Lazaro. There was no trace of evidence or way to prove that he was lying or telling the truth, and so Lazaro was eventually declared dead in absentia. It was so embarrassing to the government to find out he was alive, and the fact he is Leo's parallel only seems to be rubbing it in for them (although that's not on purpose).
You got the currency conversion correct, and yes, Lazaro is working to change that; his very first act as our President, as a matter of fact, was pushing his "1 Bolivar and 1 Dollar" policy. (You can really thank Cripto's unlimited wealth for making that possible as well; it boggled our minds to see that he was even willing to donate to us, and we kept saying we didn't deserve a single penny of it. He thinks we did; he never wants to see anybody suffer.)
I will send your greetings to the UN1024s; one of them (Gloria) had actually been running the country as soon as Maduro got kicked out of office. When she discovered Lazaro was alive, she stepped down, allowing him to take over the country. Believe me, all of us are very grateful for what she did. Now he gets to carry on her legacy and make life even better for all of us.
So in short, when I heard that Lazaro was alive, in a flash I went from feeling down in the dumps (because I was having a bad day at work that day) to being on cloud nine. And believe me, I didn't want to come down from there!
Hope that helps, and I appreciate you writing to me.
Yours truly,
David Rapunzo, a.k.a. Mighty Mongrel
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Letters to the Mighty Mongrel: #2
Mighty Mongrel is fluent in English and Spanish, so no translations were needed.
Dear Mighty Mongrel:
Once upon a time, Lazaro the Bolivarian Lion was a restaurant owner here in the United States. I just wish I knew he was Leo's Venezuelan parallel sooner (or even the fact Leo had parallels of him; their ultimate destiny was ruling the nations of our world, one way or another). Even I thought Hugo Chavez had killed him, but as it turned out, he miraculously escaped. I was curious as to know how you felt about knowing that he's alive, as well as the fact he's working to restructure your currency to equal ours. Prior to that, last I checked, it took 87,889,500 bolivars to pay for what $25 here in America could buy. That's nuts!
I also thought I'd get in touch with you because 1) my family also immigrated to the US from Venezuela, although at this point, we're never leaving the US, and 2) I happen to own the restaurant Lazaro once owned. (Say hello to the UN1024s from Venezuela for me as well, would you?) I was sad to see him go, but his nation needed him more than ever, and now he's making it great again, just as Leo made America great again.
Thanks for letting me write to you.
Sincerely yours,
Alejandro Gomez, age 38 (human being)
Miami, Florida, USA
Mighty Mongrel's response:
Dear Alejandro:
Discovering Lazaro exists was one of the happiest days of my life. Hugo Chavez must be rolling in his grave right now, because hwe went around bragging that he defeated all his opponents, and one of the most vocal opponents of him was Lazaro. There was no trace of evidence or way to prove that he was lying or telling the truth, and so Lazaro was eventually declared dead in absentia. It was so embarrassing to the government to find out he was alive, and the fact he is Leo's parallel only seems to be rubbing it in for them (although that's not on purpose).
You got the currency conversion correct, and yes, Lazaro is working to change that; his very first act as our President, as a matter of fact, was pushing his "1 Bolivar and 1 Dollar" policy. (You can really thank Cripto's unlimited wealth for making that possible as well; it boggled our minds to see that he was even willing to donate to us, and we kept saying we didn't deserve a single penny of it. He thinks we did; he never wants to see anybody suffer.)
I will send your greetings to the UN1024s; one of them (Gloria) had actually been running the country as soon as Maduro got kicked out of office. When she discovered Lazaro was alive, she stepped down, allowing him to take over the country. Believe me, all of us are very grateful for what she did. Now he gets to carry on her legacy and make life even better for all of us.
So in short, when I heard that Lazaro was alive, in a flash I went from feeling down in the dumps (because I was having a bad day at work that day) to being on cloud nine. And believe me, I didn't want to come down from there!
Hope that helps, and I appreciate you writing to me.
Yours truly,
David Rapunzo, a.k.a. Mighty Mongrel
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Gloria: His existence makes me happy and he truly deserves to be our President and Dictator. He carries on not only my legacy, but also the legacy of Marcos Perez Jimenez.
Chuong: The Mighty Mongrel will be ecstatic to see that Venezuela will start 2024 off as the world's fastest growing economy.
Juno: Agua frescas galore in Venezuela!
Chuong: The Mighty Mongrel will be ecstatic to see that Venezuela will start 2024 off as the world's fastest growing economy.
Juno: Agua frescas galore in Venezuela!
Mighty Mongrel: It is something I am very excited to see. I also thank you, Gloria, for all you've done for the country. I know it was abrupt being thrust into the position after Maduro was kicked out.
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