Wolf Whispers - Sitcoms Bite Me (Instrumental Version)
Verse I
I’m So Sick of Sitcoms
Everyone Spends Every Last Second Together
Meanwhile, I can’t get any -
free time.
I spend like less than seven, maybe ten? -
days, weeks, with friends. (Cuz I’m too Busy)
Life’s so good in coms : coms : coms
Where’s my designated witty man?
Where’s my designated sarcastic man?
Who always has one-liners up his sleeve?
Who never runs out of quips
And why are there so many monkeys?
Where’s the wolves? Where’s the foxes?
Where’s the red pandas?
What about skunks?
Verse II
Tell me, that stalking is romance.
You’ll tell me to take it seriously
Why is it okay as vessels in comedies
Yet it’s not okay in real life?
You’re telling me that if he’s hanging -
from a ferris wheel, threatening to let go -
if I don’t go on a date
Big… red… flag
I’m so creeped out
You can tell that the “nice guy” is nice
Who tries his damndest to get the girl
Why did no one tell me that personality -
based on ‘niceness’ is not hot
(Psst… I think he’s pretending to be nice just to get laid)
Verse III
Let me tell you something
The most important thing
Being myself never works
Cuz I never get the girl after all
That’s reality
(x2)
I’m So Sick of Sitcoms
Everyone Spends Every Last Second Together
Meanwhile, I can’t get any -
free time.
I spend like less than seven, maybe ten? -
days, weeks, with friends. (Cuz I’m too Busy)
Life’s so good in coms : coms : coms
Where’s my designated witty man?
Where’s my designated sarcastic man?
Who always has one-liners up his sleeve?
Who never runs out of quips
And why are there so many monkeys?
Where’s the wolves? Where’s the foxes?
Where’s the red pandas?
What about skunks?
Verse II
Tell me, that stalking is romance.
You’ll tell me to take it seriously
Why is it okay as vessels in comedies
Yet it’s not okay in real life?
You’re telling me that if he’s hanging -
from a ferris wheel, threatening to let go -
if I don’t go on a date
Big… red… flag
I’m so creeped out
You can tell that the “nice guy” is nice
Who tries his damndest to get the girl
Why did no one tell me that personality -
based on ‘niceness’ is not hot
(Psst… I think he’s pretending to be nice just to get laid)
Verse III
Let me tell you something
The most important thing
Being myself never works
Cuz I never get the girl after all
That’s reality
(x2)
Category Music / Pop
Species Unspecified / Any
Gender Any
Size 120 x 120px
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