⚡Vox⚡
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That fucker is back!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good, too.
It’s been seven years!
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
Uh, fuck you.
Just saying.
Things have changed a lot since he left town.
That’s for sure.
I gotta send a message of who’s really in charge of things now.
*chuckles*
Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone
Say hello
To a new status quo
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV ooooooooon!
Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2…
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting about town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence.
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight’s programme!
So, the Radio Demon is back in town.
Why’s he hangin’ around?
What does it mean for your family?
Well, handily
I’ve got good news
He’s a loser, a fossil
And I don’t mean to sound hostile
But the Demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I’m visual, he’s barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should’ve stayed away!
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell’s been better since he split
Where’s he been? WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air!
Yes, I know it’s been a while
Since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
(What a dated voice!)
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast (Come on!)
Is Vox insecure
Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
(Ignore his chirping!)
Every day, he’s got a new format
You’re looking at the future!
He’s the shit that came before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He’d be powerless without the other Vees
(Oh please!)
And here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team! (Hold on!)
I said “no”, and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!
You ò̶̟̮l̸̡̀d̷̲̊̌-timey prick! I’ll show you s̷̟͕͈̹̩͓͝u̵͐́̉͌̋̌͆͗́̄̕̚͜͠͠f̵̨̨̻̱̦̦̭̜̳̦͍͙̦̝͛̏̍̃̀̈́̊̈́̀̿̌̐͝ͅ-̶̘̬͋͆̐̉͂͂̂̚f̵̩̫̩̙̼̼̌̾͐̐͂̚͠f̸̳͚̎̑̍̄̽̓̿͆̃̉̈́͛̀͛͘ę̵̛̭͇͈̝͍̝͖̰̊̏̀͐̀̈̓̄͒̕͝ȑ̴͖̺͖̈́̓̈̚͠ͅi̷͍͉̇̂̚̚͝͠n̶̥͍̻̂͗͛͌͗̓̊̈͌͋͘g̸͕̻̭̞̣͂̆͂̓̓̇̈̏̾͆͆̇̚!
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Ì̴̥͓͉͍̹̳̣̰͕̳̯̮̺̤̉̈́̈̈́̆̎͗̐͗͑’̸̪̝̦̲̅̽͋͌͋̂̈́̏̆̕͘͠L̷̝̥̞̟̞̤̖̼̻̥͓̯̉̒̾̓̾̌̿̓̀̊̐̓̿̏̚͘͝ͅL̸̡̨͕̦̥̪͕͊̾͗̐͑̚̕ ̵̧͈͍͉̺̯͚͕̯̩̺͙̬̔̄̐̔̆͛͌̑̈́̈̕̚͘͜͠D̷̨̞̱̘̦̣̙̞̤͇͇̹̠͇͋͛͛̊̎͘Ë̶̦̗̝̞̅S̶̡̡̭̩̟̪̻̘͇̬̞̄͌́̀̌̔͌̀̃̆͐̃̈́̚͘̕͝T̸̥̘̼̼͔̺̜̬͕̟͈̟͇͈͒͛̃͗͑͠R̴̨̨̞̣̱̮̱͎̤͓̩̪̻̪̟͆̈́̒̄̚͜ͅÓ̴̡̡̲̭̬͎̗̦̰̺͍̾̈͝ͅŸ̷̨̨̛̪̘̣͈̖͕͙̲̩́̉̊͌̄̌̑̿̾͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̧̛̹̣̗̩̽̂̏̂͑̏̔̀̚Y̶̰͎̗̙̺̙̜͙̮̝̱͛̈́͒͛͊̿͗̔͒̀̎̍Ơ̷̙̬̞͙̌̄͑̑͗́̚O̴̡̙͚͙̥̠̯͖̺̍́͐̒̽͝-̸̛̩̤̲̦͍͍̬̞̹̠̯͎̬̻͙̋̃͆̀͊͜͜Ơ̶̢̨̧̟͍͕̯̱͕̭̘̰͈̻̫̲̏̓͛̐̀̃̉̓̌͘͘̚̚-̶̡̙̳͙̦̪̫͔͔̜̀͜U̶̘̘̞͖͈͉͔͍̹̎͌̓͐͘ͅ-̴̨̣͖̹̹̣̳͓͙̻̲̼͌̉̉̔̅̍͜Ù̴̻̰̝̻̥̺̼̯̖͚̥̇͌̉̄̽͜͝,̶̧̧̛̜̰̑̐̀͌̐͘ ̷̨̟̯̟̠̬̰͎̗̖͂̽̊̐̀́͌̅̾͘Y̶̨̟̻͔̰̱̙̦̹̲̤͆̓̒͊̎͂̉̑̂̏͘͘ͅO̸̢͇͔͎̭̬̤͙̥̙̲̯̫̰̍͗̀̃̏̕͜͜Ǘ̵̡̞̠̱͒͐ͅ ̷̨̯̄͐̅̌̓̏͆̀̀̾̆̅͂̽̽͠Ĺ̵̻̼̣̜̤͇̯͇͇̟̫͇̩͇̎͆̌͜Ī̸̧̫͕̟̮͔̮̜̳̜̲̫̳͎͎͉̜̊̆̌͝T̴̨̛̝̥̖̝̙̟͚̦͚̓̾̎̔͌̆̆͐̍Ț̶̙̓̀͛͐͑͐̒̽̊Ļ̸̨̪̱̻̲̲̯̓̾̀͑͂͐̾͌́̀͝͠͠Ȩ̷̡͖̫̲͚͕͉͈͙̬̹̘͈͕͙̲́͆̿̌̌̒͘—̴̹̮̟͚̼̖̝̣̭̄̐͊͐̏̓͛͂͘͝͝!̵͓̪̗̤̌̒
I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal
Let’s begin…
I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone
Tune on in
When I’m done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun! *evil laughter*
Fuhuhuuuuuuuck!!!
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good, too.
It’s been seven years!
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
Uh, fuck you.
Just saying.
Things have changed a lot since he left town.
That’s for sure.
I gotta send a message of who’s really in charge of things now.
*chuckles*
Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone
Say hello
To a new status quo
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV ooooooooon!
Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2…
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting about town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence.
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight’s programme!
So, the Radio Demon is back in town.
Why’s he hangin’ around?
What does it mean for your family?
Well, handily
I’ve got good news
He’s a loser, a fossil
And I don’t mean to sound hostile
But the Demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I’m visual, he’s barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should’ve stayed away!
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Hell’s been better since he split
Where’s he been? WHO GIVES A SHIT?!
Salutations! Good to be back on the air!
Yes, I know it’s been a while
Since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
(What a dated voice!)
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast (Come on!)
Is Vox insecure
Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
(Ignore his chirping!)
Every day, he’s got a new format
You’re looking at the future!
He’s the shit that came before that!
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He’d be powerless without the other Vees
(Oh please!)
And here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team! (Hold on!)
I said “no”, and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!
You ò̶̟̮l̸̡̀d̷̲̊̌-timey prick! I’ll show you s̷̟͕͈̹̩͓͝u̵͐́̉͌̋̌͆͗́̄̕̚͜͠͠f̵̨̨̻̱̦̦̭̜̳̦͍͙̦̝͛̏̍̃̀̈́̊̈́̀̿̌̐͝ͅ-̶̘̬͋͆̐̉͂͂̂̚f̵̩̫̩̙̼̼̌̾͐̐͂̚͠f̸̳͚̎̑̍̄̽̓̿͆̃̉̈́͛̀͛͘ę̵̛̭͇͈̝͍̝͖̰̊̏̀͐̀̈̓̄͒̕͝ȑ̴͖̺͖̈́̓̈̚͠ͅi̷͍͉̇̂̚̚͝͠n̶̥͍̻̂͗͛͌͗̓̊̈͌͋͘g̸͕̻̭̞̣͂̆͂̓̓̇̈̏̾͆͆̇̚!
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Ì̴̥͓͉͍̹̳̣̰͕̳̯̮̺̤̉̈́̈̈́̆̎͗̐͗͑’̸̪̝̦̲̅̽͋͌͋̂̈́̏̆̕͘͠L̷̝̥̞̟̞̤̖̼̻̥͓̯̉̒̾̓̾̌̿̓̀̊̐̓̿̏̚͘͝ͅL̸̡̨͕̦̥̪͕͊̾͗̐͑̚̕ ̵̧͈͍͉̺̯͚͕̯̩̺͙̬̔̄̐̔̆͛͌̑̈́̈̕̚͘͜͠D̷̨̞̱̘̦̣̙̞̤͇͇̹̠͇͋͛͛̊̎͘Ë̶̦̗̝̞̅S̶̡̡̭̩̟̪̻̘͇̬̞̄͌́̀̌̔͌̀̃̆͐̃̈́̚͘̕͝T̸̥̘̼̼͔̺̜̬͕̟͈̟͇͈͒͛̃͗͑͠R̴̨̨̞̣̱̮̱͎̤͓̩̪̻̪̟͆̈́̒̄̚͜ͅÓ̴̡̡̲̭̬͎̗̦̰̺͍̾̈͝ͅŸ̷̨̨̛̪̘̣͈̖͕͙̲̩́̉̊͌̄̌̑̿̾͜͝ͅ ̷̡̢̧̛̹̣̗̩̽̂̏̂͑̏̔̀̚Y̶̰͎̗̙̺̙̜͙̮̝̱͛̈́͒͛͊̿͗̔͒̀̎̍Ơ̷̙̬̞͙̌̄͑̑͗́̚O̴̡̙͚͙̥̠̯͖̺̍́͐̒̽͝-̸̛̩̤̲̦͍͍̬̞̹̠̯͎̬̻͙̋̃͆̀͊͜͜Ơ̶̢̨̧̟͍͕̯̱͕̭̘̰͈̻̫̲̏̓͛̐̀̃̉̓̌͘͘̚̚-̶̡̙̳͙̦̪̫͔͔̜̀͜U̶̘̘̞͖͈͉͔͍̹̎͌̓͐͘ͅ-̴̨̣͖̹̹̣̳͓͙̻̲̼͌̉̉̔̅̍͜Ù̴̻̰̝̻̥̇͌̉̄̽͝
I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal
Let’s begin…
I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone
Tune on in
When I’m done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun! *evil laughter*
Fuhuhuuuuuuuck!!!
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