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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #50
IMPORTANT! This letter was originally written during the fan mail crisis.
Dear Mr. President:
My question was about the meltdowns you and your parallels had (those who had them, anyways). I know your boss (Super C) is angry with the public because they suddenly developed an obsession of digging up dirt on you in order to put you out of business forever. I can't think of any other explanation for it except for the possibility that it is Satan's demons possessing them, but who can be certain who or what is motivating those tabloid people to do this to you? But I chose to write this anyway, even if I do not get a response. I don't work for the tabloids, however; I have a cousin who does, but my aunt and uncle constantly preach he has sinned because he did not continue the family business that has been seven generations strong. (We own our own bakery, and I work for that so that it will keep going. Parents shouldn't force their kids to a certain job anyway, but I had an interest in baking, and so I bake for the business.)
The question I had, however, was this: concerning the meltdowns you and those of your parallels who had a meltdown had, do they all have the same thing in common? When you bellowed at the Mongolians for turning the Olympics into a strip club over that bronze medal wrestling match, it was because you were furious at everybody's behavior. Likewise, Canada's prime minister (Levi the Mountee Lion) got voted out (and then voted back in by emergency vote) blew up at the bad behavior of his Parliament. My heritage is French, however, so the one that caught my attention the most was when Leonce the Romantic Lion blew up at his people for their behaviors towards Emmanuel Macron. (I think he might have yelled at Macron himself, but here, he was angry at the public and said they were under house arrest for their behavior. And because everything you lions said was treated as absolute law, those people did go under house arrest, although it was voluntary house arrest.)
The irony is that I agree with you and your "army" about those things. If your people behave like little kids, that's how they are going to be treated in the end. Civilized adults are expected to behave like civilized adults and use common sense, but they don't. They are negligent of their own kids, have no sense of humor whatsoever, and spend too much time staring at their phones. (At least the humans I am around all the time do these things.) No wonder CNG wants to kill them so bad.
I apologize if this offends you or your boss, but I can't get it out of my mind for some reason.
Sincerely yours,
Timothy Q. Oliver, age 33 (otter)
San Francisco, CA, USA
P.S. Tell Outrageous Otter I said hello.
Leo's reply:
Dear Timothy:
The Commander (Super C) has asked the public multiple times to be mindful of their questions because they are the ones that keep bringing up the past; he would fine us for dwelling on it; in fact, the case of the Olympic indicent you mentioned is normally a forbidden topic. However, he has given me to the green light to answer your question, which was asking if all the meltdowns me and my parallels had over the years had the same thing in common. Well, the answer is yes and no, really. Yes, because people's behaviors drive us up the wall. No, because it isn't always people behaving like spoiled bratty children causing the problem. (Plus, he let me answer it so that you will know the real truth, and not what the tabloids claim.)
Take the case of my Swedish counterpart, Lennart the Viking Lion. He was furious because the AIRAF had sent invisible spy sattelites to spy on everybody, and gather intelligence that they should have been forbidden from gathering. As a reuslt, he took it upon himself to invade their HQ building and blow it to shreds, which he did. He would have been excommunicated if he would have ultimately succeeded (because people also want to see the Commander kick somebody out so they can bully and harass him forever), since nobody ever survives his attacks. Fortunately, Cripto got in the way and managed to save the enemies for the law; that's proof if proof is needed that he's gotten so much braver than he has ever been before.
In the cases you mentioned of me, Levi, and Leonce, however, I would say that while they have the same basic idea in common, they weren't really the same; they were three different scenarios. I was angry at the Mongolians and their fans because they were being sore losers over a bronze medal match. I would have understood it a bit more if it was the gold medal match, but it wasn't. The best they could do was third place. They failed, and they were punished for it.
Levi is sadly the parallel with the biggest amount of meltdowns, because he was once a Mountee, and one of the toughest and strictest the force has ever had. However, his anger at Parliament was due to them not doing their jobs; instead, they were obsessing on looking at unacceptable photos of Justin Trudeau; I don't have to tell you what he was doing. Both actually apologized to one another and reconciled in the end, and Trudeau even said he felt that Levi should have won the last election, given the circumstances. The humans don't trust their own race anymore.
In the case of Leonce, the public was attacking Macron with food, and he was angry at them for being wasteful, ungrateful, and basically harming the environment, among other things. (He privately confronted Macron later on. Although both of them apologized to each other and reconciled later on, Macron still resigned in the end.) Leonce was President of the whole European Union at the time; he resigned immedately after that meltdown and went into a period of self-exile. Thankfully, he has been doing so much better now that he's the President of France. (Pray for him, won't you? He'll be very stressed out from the Olympics this summer.)
So they are the same in one way, but different in another. Hope that helps, and thanks for writing to me. Also, thank you for being respectful; too many people act as if it is illegal to do that.
I send your greetings to Outrageous Otter; the Golden State is his home, and he loves it dearly.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
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Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #50
IMPORTANT! This letter was originally written during the fan mail crisis.
Dear Mr. President:
My question was about the meltdowns you and your parallels had (those who had them, anyways). I know your boss (Super C) is angry with the public because they suddenly developed an obsession of digging up dirt on you in order to put you out of business forever. I can't think of any other explanation for it except for the possibility that it is Satan's demons possessing them, but who can be certain who or what is motivating those tabloid people to do this to you? But I chose to write this anyway, even if I do not get a response. I don't work for the tabloids, however; I have a cousin who does, but my aunt and uncle constantly preach he has sinned because he did not continue the family business that has been seven generations strong. (We own our own bakery, and I work for that so that it will keep going. Parents shouldn't force their kids to a certain job anyway, but I had an interest in baking, and so I bake for the business.)
The question I had, however, was this: concerning the meltdowns you and those of your parallels who had a meltdown had, do they all have the same thing in common? When you bellowed at the Mongolians for turning the Olympics into a strip club over that bronze medal wrestling match, it was because you were furious at everybody's behavior. Likewise, Canada's prime minister (Levi the Mountee Lion) got voted out (and then voted back in by emergency vote) blew up at the bad behavior of his Parliament. My heritage is French, however, so the one that caught my attention the most was when Leonce the Romantic Lion blew up at his people for their behaviors towards Emmanuel Macron. (I think he might have yelled at Macron himself, but here, he was angry at the public and said they were under house arrest for their behavior. And because everything you lions said was treated as absolute law, those people did go under house arrest, although it was voluntary house arrest.)
The irony is that I agree with you and your "army" about those things. If your people behave like little kids, that's how they are going to be treated in the end. Civilized adults are expected to behave like civilized adults and use common sense, but they don't. They are negligent of their own kids, have no sense of humor whatsoever, and spend too much time staring at their phones. (At least the humans I am around all the time do these things.) No wonder CNG wants to kill them so bad.
I apologize if this offends you or your boss, but I can't get it out of my mind for some reason.
Sincerely yours,
Timothy Q. Oliver, age 33 (otter)
San Francisco, CA, USA
P.S. Tell Outrageous Otter I said hello.
Leo's reply:
Dear Timothy:
The Commander (Super C) has asked the public multiple times to be mindful of their questions because they are the ones that keep bringing up the past; he would fine us for dwelling on it; in fact, the case of the Olympic indicent you mentioned is normally a forbidden topic. However, he has given me to the green light to answer your question, which was asking if all the meltdowns me and my parallels had over the years had the same thing in common. Well, the answer is yes and no, really. Yes, because people's behaviors drive us up the wall. No, because it isn't always people behaving like spoiled bratty children causing the problem. (Plus, he let me answer it so that you will know the real truth, and not what the tabloids claim.)
Take the case of my Swedish counterpart, Lennart the Viking Lion. He was furious because the AIRAF had sent invisible spy sattelites to spy on everybody, and gather intelligence that they should have been forbidden from gathering. As a reuslt, he took it upon himself to invade their HQ building and blow it to shreds, which he did. He would have been excommunicated if he would have ultimately succeeded (because people also want to see the Commander kick somebody out so they can bully and harass him forever), since nobody ever survives his attacks. Fortunately, Cripto got in the way and managed to save the enemies for the law; that's proof if proof is needed that he's gotten so much braver than he has ever been before.
In the cases you mentioned of me, Levi, and Leonce, however, I would say that while they have the same basic idea in common, they weren't really the same; they were three different scenarios. I was angry at the Mongolians and their fans because they were being sore losers over a bronze medal match. I would have understood it a bit more if it was the gold medal match, but it wasn't. The best they could do was third place. They failed, and they were punished for it.
Levi is sadly the parallel with the biggest amount of meltdowns, because he was once a Mountee, and one of the toughest and strictest the force has ever had. However, his anger at Parliament was due to them not doing their jobs; instead, they were obsessing on looking at unacceptable photos of Justin Trudeau; I don't have to tell you what he was doing. Both actually apologized to one another and reconciled in the end, and Trudeau even said he felt that Levi should have won the last election, given the circumstances. The humans don't trust their own race anymore.
In the case of Leonce, the public was attacking Macron with food, and he was angry at them for being wasteful, ungrateful, and basically harming the environment, among other things. (He privately confronted Macron later on. Although both of them apologized to each other and reconciled later on, Macron still resigned in the end.) Leonce was President of the whole European Union at the time; he resigned immedately after that meltdown and went into a period of self-exile. Thankfully, he has been doing so much better now that he's the President of France. (Pray for him, won't you? He'll be very stressed out from the Olympics this summer.)
So they are the same in one way, but different in another. Hope that helps, and thanks for writing to me. Also, thank you for being respectful; too many people act as if it is illegal to do that.
I send your greetings to Outrageous Otter; the Golden State is his home, and he loves it dearly.
Yours truly,
Leo Zanicchi, a.k.a. Leo the Patriotic Lion
President of the United States of America
Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #50
Leo's fiftieth letter.
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Parallels are joint-owned by me and Chuong
Leo himself, G-52s, etc. © me and me alone
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Zachary: Time to list the top 5 freakouts from Leo and his parallels.
1. Lennart the Viking Lion, for extremely obvious reasons.
2. Leonid the Cold Lion because Putin allowed state-sponsored doping programs for athletes volunteering for this for the Olympics along with Captain Cosmo crying over this.
3. Yul the Fearless Lion because the Mongolian coaches decided to remove their clothing inappropriately to protest a bronze medal wrestling Olympic match.
4. Leo the Patriotic Lion mainly because his history of freaking out just adds up.
5. Levi the Mountee Lion because of certain photos of Trudeau and Canadians acting like little children over them and nearly implemented authoritarian rule over Canada because of this.
If only Levi knew about the Streisand Effect, he would know that the more he attempts to censor those photos, the more they will spread.
Chuong: That can change you know.
Zax: At least thanks to Leo, America is a leading nation once again and we have nothing to worry about.
1. Lennart the Viking Lion, for extremely obvious reasons.
2. Leonid the Cold Lion because Putin allowed state-sponsored doping programs for athletes volunteering for this for the Olympics along with Captain Cosmo crying over this.
3. Yul the Fearless Lion because the Mongolian coaches decided to remove their clothing inappropriately to protest a bronze medal wrestling Olympic match.
4. Leo the Patriotic Lion mainly because his history of freaking out just adds up.
5. Levi the Mountee Lion because of certain photos of Trudeau and Canadians acting like little children over them and nearly implemented authoritarian rule over Canada because of this.
If only Levi knew about the Streisand Effect, he would know that the more he attempts to censor those photos, the more they will spread.
Chuong: That can change you know.
Zax: At least thanks to Leo, America is a leading nation once again and we have nothing to worry about.
Leo: Indeed.
Levi: I wish I had known about that sooner. It makes me even more embarrassed that I had the meltdown, although I still have people telling me they wished I had gone full authoritarian.
Leo: The same effect, the Streisand Effect, happened here in the US with the controversial 1970s television sitcom Soap. The more people tried to keep it from ever airing, the more everybody else wanted to watch it. It did air. And yes, people were writing letters to me demanding I bellow at those people. I didn't. Instead, most of the bellowing that I was doing was aimed at the general public, all starting with those who opposed the Vietnam War. *to Chuong* And yes, CNG killed those people. It wasn't clear at the time; everybody just thought it was a creepy coincidence.
Super C: I'm still atoning for the errors I made in that day. I got caught up in all the melodrama myself.
Levi: I wish I had known about that sooner. It makes me even more embarrassed that I had the meltdown, although I still have people telling me they wished I had gone full authoritarian.
Leo: The same effect, the Streisand Effect, happened here in the US with the controversial 1970s television sitcom Soap. The more people tried to keep it from ever airing, the more everybody else wanted to watch it. It did air. And yes, people were writing letters to me demanding I bellow at those people. I didn't. Instead, most of the bellowing that I was doing was aimed at the general public, all starting with those who opposed the Vietnam War. *to Chuong* And yes, CNG killed those people. It wasn't clear at the time; everybody just thought it was a creepy coincidence.
Super C: I'm still atoning for the errors I made in that day. I got caught up in all the melodrama myself.
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